368, this president, actor!
"Ding Ding Ding..."
A phone rang and woke up President Meiguo, and when he saw that it was the ace of hearts, he was almost scared, so he quickly picked it up.
As soon as the ace of hearts came, he scolded, "Grass mud horse! You're retarded, old pervert, do you have your head in your crotch? Sai Linmu's big ***, the whole Mei country was miserable by you! You're going to be miserable!"
President Mei Guo replied in a trembling voice, "Yes... I'm sorry! Lord A of hearts, I know it's wrong! Please help me!"
The ace of hearts roared, "Save you! I can't fucking kill you with my own hands! Retarded! Old color embryo! Brute! Scum! Motherfucker!"
President Mei Guo was scolded so blue that he didn't dare to say anything.
The president of this flattering country is not the same as the president of other countries, he is not really able to unify everywhere, he is not the commander-in-chief of the three armed forces, or a so-called president who only has executive power but no military power, this is a special setting of the total meeting, so if you really want to be tough with a heart A, he will definitely have no place to die.
A of Hearts roared again: "Now, go out immediately and kneel down to apologize to the people of the whole country, promising to resign as president, but begging the people to give you some more time, and when the social order is restored, you will resign immediately."
President Mei Guo was dumbfounded when he heard this, and said in a trembling voice: "Lord A of hearts, do you really want me to resign?"
The ace of hearts was furious when he heard this, "*** mud paralysis! If you don't go quickly, if you dare to make a mistake, you can't afford to pay for it!"
President Mei Guo was so shocked that he didn't dare to ask again, so he quickly replied, "Okay, I'll do it right away."
The Ace of Hearts immediately hung up the phone, and President Mei immediately shouted, "Someone!"
In an instant, an assistant ran in, it turned out that there was no secretary, he still had an assistant, it seemed that if he wanted to suppress the shock in the future, he could only find an assistant.
President Mei Guo shouted angrily: "Draft, I want to apologize to the people......
Half an hour later...
President Mei Guo knelt on the lawn of the presidential palace, facing the mighty *** team, as well as the live media, and began his apology.
"My dear people of the country! I was wrong! I know it's wrong! I shouldn't be fooled by beauty! I'm so ashamed of everyone! I have no place to be ashamed! You're right, I'm no longer worthy to be the president of the country, I'm going to have to resign!" Look at the book
"But, dear people of the country! Now there is chaos in all parts of the country, but we can't be in chaos! If I resign as president at this time, the country will be even more chaotic! So, can you give me some time before I resign, so that I can have time to arrest all the officials in the states and localities who have broken the law?"
"People! For the sake of me that I have not done anything wrong except to be bewitched by beauty, you can promise me! I really knew I was wrong! I will truly repent! I will fulfill my promise to arrest all the officials who broke the law, and let order be restored to Meiguo, and then I will resign."
"People! For God's sake, promise me! For God's sake, disperse, let us work together to restore order to the country, and if I don't fulfill my promise, you will make trouble again, and I will never run away, people! Promise me! People! Disperse! God bless the country!"
President Mei Guo also fought hard, in order to make the people change their minds, he made an apology performance without a breath of ghost crying wolf.
The hundreds of thousands of *** teams and media around the presidential palace were completely petrified, and they never expected that President Meiguo would come to such a show, with a handful of snot and tears, which made people feel sad.
"Hey! The president was also confused for a while, but in fact, he didn't make any big mistakes!"
I don't know who said this, and then the entire *** team sighed, and then slowly began to disperse.
Good guys!
Speaking of conscience, this old pervert's eloquence and acting skills are really good, and he is definitely the emperor of the best actors!
Not to mention whether this *** team has someone he arranged to help, but just these three words can persuade hundreds of thousands of *** teams to leave automatically, this effect, I have to say that it is awesome, it is more awesome than the magic medicine of relbai.
Ascended Old Ralbai: "......"
That's it, after the team left, President Mei Guo was so frightened that his back was full of sweat, and after returning to the office, he hurriedly recruited an assistant and continued to suppress the shock, no way, some addictions were infected, and it was difficult to quit!
After suppressing the shock, with the illusion that if he worked harder, maybe the people would change their minds and keep him as president, President Mei Guo began to take drastic action...
A few days later, the president removed all the officials involved in the parliament and the states and cities from their posts and investigated them, and a large number of them were arrested and thrown into prison.
It's just that there is one person, she actually avoided this catastrophe silently, she is the speaker of the House of Representatives of Meiguo.
This country is a country with four separate powers, with executive, legislative, judicial, and military powers.
Both the House of Representatives and the Senate belong to Congress, but the House of Representatives is responsible for proposals, the Senate is responsible for approval, the members of the House of Representatives are representatives of the common class, and the members of the Senate are representatives of the elite class.
In principle, the Senate, which has the power to approve and approve, seems to have more power, but they can only approve or disagree, and do not have the power to initiate or amend proposals.
In addition, the members of the House of Councillors come from the elite class, and all of them are members of the Council, so the Council is not worried about problems in the House of Councillors.
On the contrary, they attach great importance to the position of Speaker of the House of Representatives, because the hundreds of members below are all from the civilian population, and how to control these people is very important, and they have the power to propose impeachment of the president, so even if they lose the president, the total assembly will not give up the seat of Speaker of the House of Representatives.
Therefore, Da Yuanzun did not allow the speaker of the House of Representatives to have an accident and saved her.
Of course, there is another reason, that is, the speaker of the House of Representatives is none other than the Yuanzun Society.
In the church where the crows fly.
There is no one else at the moment, only two virtual people, Da Yuanzun, and Yuanzun.
Da Yuanzun: "Yuanzun, you are so old, why would you do such a thing?"
Yuan Zun was annoyed and angry, and the ghost shouted: "My husband is fooling around all day long, spending all day drinking, why can't I have some fun, I am also a human being, and I am also a woman, and I also have needs."
Da Yuanzun was so embarrassed to hear this, he stubbornly said, "Then why do you want to prostitute? You can take care of a little white face!"
Yuan Zun glared at him, "What nonsense are you talking about! If I go out to prostitute a little, my dead ghost husband can turn a blind eye, and if I raise one, he will not turn the sky upside down!"
Da Yuanzun listened very messily, why did this woman encounter this kind of problem, and her IQ dropped directly to zero, she was not like this before, otherwise how could she play with the House of Representatives in applause?
I don't know if Da Yuanzun is out of curiosity or what's going on, he actually continued to ask, "So, why are you looking for a minor? You can also find an adult!"
Yuan Zun replied coldly, "I'm old, so I want to find a small one, can't I?"
Grand Troop: "......"
But then, Da Yuanzun noticed that something was wrong, and he yelled, "Of course not! Because you threaten the security of the Total, do you know how much damage you have caused us and how much it has cost us?"