As soon as he got home, Su Yi saw his uncle standing at the door, looking at the sky, silent.

Su Yi poked his uncle with his little hand, "Uncle, what are you thinking?" ”

The uncle said sentimentally: "I wonder if there are dragons in this world?" In the zodiac, the other eleven animals are real. ”

Su Yi smiled and replied confidently: "Yes!" ”

Uncle Uncle's eyes lit up, looked at Su Yi, and asked in surprise, "Is there really a dragon?" Where is it? ”

"That's me!"

Su Yi showed two small dimples on his face, and said with a smile: "During the Spring Festival when I was five years old, I watched TV in my room. Lunch is ready, you told me to eat, I didn't hear it. After a while, I heard you shouting angrily outside the door: Su Yi! You're not a dragon! ”

"Hahaha!"

The uncle laughed and scolded, "That's the ...... Are you deaf! ”

Su Yi sat next to his uncle and asked, "Uncle, have you paid your salary today?" ”

The uncle's smile stopped abruptly, his expression was a little bitter, and he choked up: "Alas, it's too difficult, I have a salary of 4,000 yuan a month, and I have to repay the car loan for 2,000 yuan, it is too difficult to come from a poor family in this society." ”

Su Yi shook his head slightly, looked at his uncle's eyes, and said seriously: "Uncle, you are not a poor family!" Hanmen refers to the decline of famous families. ”

Uncle coughed awkwardly, "Then why do I have to be a commoner, right?" ”

"That's not right!"

Su Yi shook his head again, and said with a smile: "In ancient times, common people refer to people who have houses and land, uncle, you don't have a house, you live in my house, no house is called a hooligan, no land is called a stream, uncle, you are a hooligan!" ”

Uncle:????

Looking at his uncle with a resentful face, Su Yi dragged him with his small hand, and said with a smile: "Uncle, go, go out!" Make your dreams come true tonight, and I'll help you catch up with the goddess! ”

Hearing this, the uncle was stunned for a moment, and his face was full of disbelief.

Catch up with the goddess?

How can it be?!

He is just a dick with a monthly salary of 4,000, he doesn't even have a house, and he lives in Su Yi's house.

Uncle said bitterly: "Xiao Yi, don't be joking, uncle, I'm gone." ”

Su Yi shook his head, and said in a tricky way: "Uncle, you don't understand, chasing girls requires skills, I'll teach you tonight." ”

Uncle's eyes lit up, and he said in disbelief: "Xiao Yi! Are you serious?! ”

Su Yi waved his hand lightly, "Meaningless!" ”

At this time, the uncle strapped a tiny camera to the collar.

Su Yi noticed his uncle's abnormal behavior, and asked suspiciously, "Uncle, what are you doing with a camera on your clothes?" ”

The uncle laughed a few times and explained, "I want to record tonight's love experience. ”

"Oh."

Su Yi didn't care too much.

After all, my uncle is a cow and horse, and his brain circuits are sometimes not normal.

Recorded by the camera on his uncle's collar, the program team of "Into the Prodigy" saw Su Yi's every move backstage.

Su Yi was old-fashioned, and told his uncle the secret of picking up girls, "Uncle, do you know what the secret of chasing girls is?" ”

The uncle scratched his head and thought for a while, and said, "Do you want to be handsome?" ”

Su Yi stretched out a finger and said indifferently: "No, it's to have a luxury car." ”

Uncle suddenly realized, "That's right! Where's my luxury car? ”

Su Yi gave his uncle a kick, "Uncle, wake up!" You don't have a luxury car, you only have a Volkswagen, or you bought it with an installment loan. ”

My uncle wanted to cry, "Then I don't have a luxury car, what should I do?" ”

Su Yi smiled and said, "So, the first step in our plan tonight is to rent a car." ”

Uncle's heart sank, and he was a little nervous, "Rent one?" How much does that cost? ”

Su Yi calculated and said, "Rent a Rolls-Royce, the deposit is 20,000, the rent is 5,000, how much do you have, uncle?" ”

The uncle glanced at the WeChat balance and said with some embarrassment: "I only have 20,000 yuan, which is only enough for the deposit for renting a car." ”

Su Yi snapped his fingers and smiled confidently: "Enough!" Uncle, your money pays the deposit, and I'll pay the rent! ”

Hearing this, the uncle's expression was stunned, he looked at Su Yi in disbelief, and said in surprise: "You are rich?" Where did you come from? ”

I saw that Su Yi took out two hundred-yuan bills and blinded his uncle's eyes.

"Where did you get the two hundred?" Uncle asked.

"Picked it up on the way home!" Su Yi replied.

The uncle's expression was suspicious, not quite convinced, and he confirmed again: "Is it really picked up?" Don't lie! ”

"It's true!"

Su Yi replied with a serious face: "On the way back, I also saw that person looking for it!" I also borrowed two dollars from him to take the bus home! ”

Uncle: "......"

Really, a good nephew!

A little conscience, but not much!

"I'm kidding you, uncle, this money was given to me by the teacher for the first place in the exam!"

Su Yi explained to his uncle with a smile.

The uncle was a little worried: "But it's only two hundred, and it's still a lot short of the money for renting a car." ”

"Don't worry, I have a way to make money."

Su Yi waved his hand, very arrogant.

......

At the same time, in a well-equipped program recording room.

The staff of the program team of "Into the Prodigy" looked at the picture from the camera, and the entire program team looked at each other, and the scene was silent!

God's Uncle Pickle Girl!

Is this really a nine-year-old?

"Director! This prodigy is also too contrasting! I have a hunch that after this show is broadcast, it will definitely explode! Set off a frenzy! ”

One of the brands that invested in the show said excitedly.

The chief director couldn't cry or laugh, "It's quite a contrast!" I've already figured out how to write the hot search title in seven days! ”

The staff of the program team were all like chicken blood and very excited.

“666！ Little prodigy YYDS! ”

"After this show is broadcast, it will definitely be popular!"

"Director, I have a hunch that Su Yi still has a lot of secrets that we haven't discovered!"

"The choice of Su Yi as the research object of "Into the Prodigy" is the most correct decision I have ever made in my life!"

"Director, look! Su Yi and they went to the parking lot! ”

......

Jingcheng International Shopping Center.

It's a place where the wealthy like to come, and there are many luxury stores such as Rolex, Chanel, and Hermes.

In the underground parking lot, Su Yi and his uncle stepped down from a Volkswagen.

Uncle looked at the dazzling array of luxury cars in the parking lot, and felt a little retreating, "Xiao Yi, didn't you say that you would make money?" How do I get to the parking lot? ”

Su Yi's eyes were sly, and he smiled: "Uncle, you are optimistic, how can I turn two hundred yuan into five thousand yuan in a few hours!" ”

My uncle's heart was shocked, and his eyes revealed a deep disbelief!

In a few hours, turn two hundred into five thousand?

How is this possible?!

What international jokes?!