The male classmates around him didn't think it was a big deal to see the excitement, and testified one by one:

"Hit! I saw it with my own eyes! ”

"It's a hard fight! Zizi Zizi ......"

"Squad leader, how can you do it and bully the little prodigy?!"

“......”

Chubby: ????

Go to Nima's!

A bunch of brutes, talking nonsense with their eyes open!

Lao Tzu didn't touch him at all!

No matter how Chubby explained, the teaching director didn't believe it, so he had to give him a demerit.

At this time, Su Yi trembled weakly and said: "Forget it, director, I'm fine, cough cough cough ......."

Seeing that Su Yi was injured like this, he was still worried about his classmates and forgave each other.

The dean was so moved that he couldn't speak, and his lips trembled.

Chubby: "......"

Chubby gritted his teeth!

Su Yi on the dog day, it's a pity that the Oscars don't award you an actor award.

"If you dare to beat someone again in the future, I will have to report criticism to the whole school and call your parents."

The teaching director gave Xiaopang a hard lesson again, and then left.

Chubby's aggrieved tears are about to come out.

"Well, for you."

Su Yi handed Xiaopang a mobile phone with a black shell.

Xiaopang was stunned for a moment, and then suddenly hugged Su Yi happily.

This is exactly the phone he was taken away by his chemistry teacher!

"How did you get my phone back?"

Chubby took the phone and asked with a smile while checking if it had been bumped.

Su Yi glanced left and right, lowered his voice, and said, "Shhhhhh I stole it, you must not tell it! ”

The corners of Chubby's mouth twitched.

Stolen, stolen, Chubby suddenly panicked.

"The teacher didn't find out, did he?" Chubby swallowed.

"Don't worry!"

Su Yi patted his chest and assured, "The chemistry teacher will never suspect that I stole it." ”

Looking at Su Yi's sworn appearance, Xiaopang suddenly had an ominous premonition.

At the moment, the Chemistry Group Classroom Office.

In the chemistry teacher's drawer, Chubby's mobile phone was gone, and there was a note in it, which read-

"Su Yi is here for a visit!"

The font is very recognizable, and teachers who often change homework can recognize who wrote it at a glance.

The note was left by Su Yi, but it was a chubby handwriting imitated by Su Yi.

If there is a contest to imitate Chubby's handwriting, Chubby will win the second place.

The first place is Su Yi.

The words written by Su Yi are more like those written by Chubby!

Who is for and who is against?

......

The fourth class in the afternoon was originally about biology.

But the school decided to do a school-wide cleaning on the spot.

The reason is naturally because tomorrow the parents of the whole school will come to the parent symposium to listen to Ge Jun beep on stage.

In order to make parents feel that the school is clean and tidy, so I came here to clean it up temporarily.

"One group cleans the classroom, two groups mop the floor, and three groups take out the garbage......"

The labor councilor arranges work for the students in the class.

Among them, the class leader Xiaopang, the study committee member Du Yao and Su Yi are responsible for cleaning a public area on campus.

"Let's go, Chubby, sweep the floor!"

Su Yi carried a broom and went straight to the campus with Chubby and Duyao.

When sweeping the floor, the three of them were not idle, chatting and cleaning at the same time.

"Little prodigy! You know astronomy and geography, and my aunt has recently had a very strange thing and would like to consult you. ”

Twilight Yao approached Su Yi and asked while helping Su Yi sweep the floor.

Su Yi didn't raise his head and said, "What's the matter?" You said. ”

Twilight Yao said the strange thing, "My aunt has been pregnant for a while, but her belly is not big at all, but the size of her underwear has increased by leaps and bounds, getting bigger and bigger. ”

Su Yi thought about it, put down the broom in his hand, and said, "You go back and tell your aunt and let her rest assured that her child is a general who has descended from Wuqu Xing to earth, leads troops to fight, and is invincible." ”

Twilight Yao was stunned, her face full of doubt, "Why?" ”

Su Yi sighed: "Because the soldiers and horses have not moved, the grain and grass go first!" ”

Twilight: ????

"I'm sweeping the floor hard, what are you talking about through this hard work?"

Chubby came over with a broom and snorted.

Su Yi jumped up and patted Chubby's shoulder, and laughed: "Chubby, you're still young, you don't understand." ”

Am I small?

You're only nine years old!

Chubby suddenly frowned and said, "I'm not older than you?" ”

Su Yi explained: "Whether you have grown up or not has nothing to do with your physical age. ”

Chubby thoughtfully asked, "Then how do you grow up?" ”

Su Yi looked at the sky crossed by dark clouds and said, "When you hear the rough waves and can't think of the sea anymore, it proves that you have grown up;

"When you hear that Teacher Cang can't think of teachers anymore, it proves that you have grown up."

Chubby: "......"

Chubby looked around and saw that no one was there, so he went into the grove in the school.

"Su Yi, I'll go to the toilet, you can help me watch the next person."

The school has a toilet, but it is too far from here, and Chubby chooses to solve it in the woods.

After a while, a chubby shout came from the grove: "There is only one piece of paper left, the paper is not enough, Su Yi give me a little paper." ”

Su Yi handed a pair of chopsticks to Xiaopang。。。。。

Five minutes later.

Xiaopang came out with his hand covering his face, and cried mournfully: "Don't throw away the used paper casually, you must find a stone to press."

"Otherwise, when the wind is strong, it will easily blow on the face.

"Remember, remember, remember!"

After saying that, Chubby went to the faucet.

Su Yi scolded with a smile: "Niu Ma!" ”

"Little prodigy, the mop is dirty, do you choose to sweep the floor, or go wash the mop?"

Study committee member Du Yao said.

Looking at the surrounding environment, Su Yi decisively chose to wash the mop.

Su Yi took the mop to the faucet, but found that there was a big queue in line.

The whole school was cleaned, and students in other classes were washing mops and catching water.

"It looks like I have to go outside of school."

Su Yi muttered to himself.

There is a public toilet opposite the school with a faucet.

Five minutes later.

Su Yi walked to the school gate.

I was just about to say hello to the doorman and go to wash the mop on the other side.

I saw that the doorman hurriedly got up, came out of the gatehouse, opened the car barrier remotely, and saluted a white Volkswagen car from a distance.

It wasn't until the white car was long gone that the doorman was completely relieved.

The license plate number of this car is known to Su Yi, and it is the English teacher's car.

English teachers often drive this car to the school.

It's just that Su Yi doesn't understand, why is the doorman so respectful?

English teacher so handy?

Could it be that she is deeply hidden, has an amazing background, and is the daughter of a big leader?

"Uncle, why are you so afraid of that car?"

Puzzled, Su Yi asked the doorman directly.

The doorman sighed, his expression was helpless, and he scolded: "Your English teacher just got a probationary driver's license, drove for two months, and crashed the school car barrier six times!" Next time, maybe the gatehouse will collapse, why don't I dare to come out to greet it? ”

Su Yi: "......"

"Amen."

The doorman suddenly closed his eyes and prayed.

It turned out that he was still a Christian.

Su Yi covered his mouth and chuckled: "Uncle, you are useless like this, you will still go to hell after death." People like us English teachers don't go to heaven until we die. ”

The doorman was stunned!

Why is that?