Chapter 33 Thirty years in Hedong, thirty years in Hexi, don't bully young people and ugly
The two walked on the way to the hotel.
Soon, Su Yi followed Xiao Lin and came to the hotel he said.
Su Yi looked up, and there was a sign hanging at the door of the hotel-
In our store's appearance season activities, handsome guys and beautiful women are free of charge with their appearance.
Su Yi tiptoed and looked inside.
Hey, it's so clean!
The interior of this restaurant has clean floors, snow-white walls, tables and chairs neatly arranged, and several food posters on the walls that will tempt the appetite.
The boss is dressed in neat and clean white clothes, and he picks up every customer who comes in and out of the hotel with a smile on his face.
According to the appearance of customers, the bosses also give corresponding discounts.
"Boss, I'm done eating, look at my appearance, how much can I discount?"
"Hey, this guest is amazing, at first glance, you are handsome and extraordinary, like a male star, give you a discount of five cents!"
"Boss, what about me?"
"This beauty, you are very good-looking, better than Da Mimi, you are the most beautiful girl I have ever seen today, I will give you a discount!"
The owner of the hotel has a very high emotional intelligence, and he blows the guests into a mess.
But the discount is not five cents or one piece.
It's really slamming!
The owner of the hotel paid four or five guests in a link, and the highest one was discounted by one dollar.
This scene was watched by Su Yi and Xiaolin throughout the whole process.
Xiao Lin whispered to Su Yi: "This boss is searching, and it is estimated that he will give me a few cents in a while." ”
After Su Yi heard this, he smiled and said nothing.
Xiao Lin raised his head and walked up to the restaurant owner, pointed to his awesome face, and asked, "Boss, with my appearance, how much discount can I get for dinner?" ”
The boss looked up and scrutinized Kobayashi's face with his gaze.
After looking at it for a long time, the silent boss said, "Free order!" You don't have to give money! ”
Xiao Lin was overjoyed after hearing this, raised his eyebrows at Su Yi, stroked his palms and laughed: "Hahaha!" Looks like I'm pretty handsome! I don't have to pay for meals with this look! ”
The boss waved his hand, as if to drive away flies: "I don't charge you money, you take some food and leave quickly, otherwise other guests will see that you have no appetite!" ”
Kobayashi: "......"
Su Yi: (ಡωಡ)!
Xiao Lin's face was pale, like eating flies.
Su Yixiao's stomach hurt.
The boss stuffed Xiao Lin with two steamed buns, and hurriedly wanted to kick him out of the hotel.
"Let's go, don't interfere with my business!"
Xiao Lin clenched the steamed bun hard, the green tendons in his hands burst out, and shouted to the boss:
"Thirty years in Hedong, thirty years in Hexi, don't bully young people ugly! Eighteen changes in male college, don't look at me as ugly now, but thirty years later, ......"
The boss glanced at Xiao Lin lightly, and answered:
"Thirty years later, you're not only ugly, you're poor."
Kobayashi: "......"
was insulted by the boss three times and twice, and Xiao Lin finally couldn't bear it.
"I'm going to fight with you!"
Xiao Lin rolled up his sleeves and prepared to fight with the boss.
The boss took off his shirt, revealing all his muscles, and glanced at Xiao Lin coldly.
"What? Do you want to get your hands dirty? ”
Xiao Lin was stunned on the spot, "I spoke a little loud just now, I wish the boss a prosperous business, goodbye!" ”
After speaking, Xiao Lin grabbed Su Yi's arm and ran away.
Five minutes later.
In a baked cold noodle shop.
Su Yi had dinner with Xiaolin, a grilled cold noodle with eggs and intestines.
Su Yi comforted: "Brother Xiaolin, it's okay, the owner of the hotel has no eyes and doesn't know your handsome face." ”
Xiao Lin didn't say anything, his eyes looked at the young lady who sold baked cold noodles, and then turned his head and asked:
"Su Yi, why do you say these young ladies sell baked cold noodles and wear masks?"
Kobayashi was puzzled.
Su Yi looked up casually, and then said, "I guess it's to prevent gluttony." ”
Xiao Lin half-jokingly: "Hmph! No wonder my dad wears a mask every time he washes the toilet, it turns out to prevent gluttony. ”
Su Yi: ????
Xiaolin, you are so filial, does your father know?
Su Yi proposed: "Next time your dad cleans the toilet, you hand over a pair of chopsticks." ”
Xiao Lin didn't seem to hear it, but sighed to himself.
"Alas, you say, should I change my new phone to Apple or Huawei? Apple's battery life is short, and Huawei will get hot after a long time, alas, it's so tangled......"
"Dear."
Su Yi suggested: "Here I suggest you change your father!" ”
Xiao Lin was puzzled, and scratched his head, "Why?" ”
Su Yi smiled and replied, "Because no matter which one you change, your father will not agree!" ”
Kobayashi: "......"
When it comes to his father, Xiao Lin is a little melancholy.
"My mom left early, my dad has been single for so many years, and I'm going to find a stepmother for me recently."
Xiao Lin talked to Su Yi with great interest, and wanted Su Yi to help make some suggestions.
"Now my dad has two stepmother candidates, one is young and beautiful, but the family conditions are not good and he is very poor. The other was very rich, a rich woman, but very ugly, short and fat.
"A few days ago, my dad asked me which stepmother I wanted. Su Yi, what do you say I should choose? ”
It's a question of trade-offs.
When a beautiful wife and a rich woman can only choose one of the two, how should they choose?
Depending on the angle of standing, the answer will be different.
Su Yi didn't hesitate, and said with his heart: "Of course I choose the beautiful one!" Do you think, if you were Uncle Lin, would you be willing to marry a short and fat wife? ”
Xiao Lin thought about it seriously and replied, "No! Looking at it affects the mood. ”
Su Yi bowed his head and said, "Yes! Men are visual creatures, you can't be too selfish, stand in Uncle Lin's shoes and think about him! ”
Xiao Lin took a bite of the grilled cold noodles and said with a smile, "That's great!" When I go back tonight, I'll tell my dad to marry the young and beautiful one! ”
Su Yi nodded, and then said, "In that case, can you tell me the contact information of the lady who is not beautiful?" I introduced it to my uncle!
"It doesn't matter if it's money or not, the main thing is that my uncle likes ugly! He's got a bite! I want to have an aunt who is close to hundreds of millions of people. ”
Kobayashi: "......"
At this moment, my uncle, who was working overtime in the company, sneezed.
His grandmother's, who is speaking ill of him behind his back?
"I'm going to study at night in a while."
After Xiao Lin pulled the last bite of roasted cold noodles, he looked at Su Yi and asked, "How many people in your class have evening self-study?" ”
Su Yi wiped his mouth with a tissue and said, "Plus the teacher, there are 46 people." ”
Xiao Lin bowed slightly, and said with a smile: "If you don't add a teacher, it's 45 people." ”
Su Yi shook his head: "No, it's zero if you don't add a teacher." ”
"Why?"
Kobayashi was a little confused.
Su Yi grinned, revealing two cute little tiger teeth, and said, "The teacher is not here, who still has evening self-study!! ”
"Hahaha! Reasonable! ”
The two looked at each other and smiled knowingly.
Oh, yes! The teacher is not here, who is still studying at night?!