"What? Uncle Ge is also an honorary lifetime member of the Mensa High IQ Club? ”

"Really? Why don't I believe it? ”

"It should be true, Uncle Ge is this age, so he shouldn't lie."

"That seems to be true! Uncle Ge is so powerful! ”

"Awesome! Uncle Ge's Thai pants are spicy! ”

After a while, there were more than 1,000 likes and comments.

Uncle Ge, who was sitting in the subway, twisted his ass proudly.

Looking at the comments from netizens from all over the country bowing to him, Uncle Ge, who likes to pretend to be forced, felt cool to take off, and every pore in his body was dilated!

"Hahahaha!"

Ge Jun hurriedly boarded the trumpet and commented under his tuba-

The proposition has to look at Ge Jun, and look at Qin Ye to have fun!

After posting this article, Uncle Ge also gave himself a thumbs up.

Nima!

That's right!

He Uncle Ge is YYDS, the eternal god in the proposition world!

What kind of cow and horse is Qin Ye?

is also worthy of being on the same level as his Ge Jun?!

Uncle Ge stood in the subway, with his hands behind his back, feeling like a number of stars descending to earth, arrogant and peerless.

Heaven does not give birth to my Ge Jun, and the world of problems is like a long night!

"Assert ......"

Uncle Ge laughed fiercely in the subway, attracting the sideways attention of passers-by.

It's a pity that Uncle Ge hasn't pretended to be forced for a while.

In just ten minutes, the official account of the Mensa High IQ Club suddenly issued an urgent statement on Weibo.

[Recently, there are fraudsters pretending to be members of my club, and now the club has verified that there is no such person, I hope that all netizens will carefully distinguish the real from the fake, and beware of being deceived. @葛军]

As soon as this statement came out, Uncle Ge vomited blood on the spot when he saw it!

No way!

If you refute the rumors, you will refute the rumors, and @ me.

Isn't this a clear idea that the liar is me, and my Ge Jun doesn't want to lose face?

Uncle Ge gritted his teeth with hatred, and his heart was burned with anger, but he was helpless.

Soon, this statement of Mensa High IQ Club was seen by many netizens.

found that he had been deceived by netizens, and they turned on Zu'an mode one after another, capturing Ge Jun's Weibo comments.

"Fuck your uncle! Shameless dog thief, and also pretending to be Mensa's honorary lifetime member! ”

"Guys, the Mensa Club has already issued a statement, there is no such person at all!"

"In order to pretend to be forced, Uncle Ge can really do anything."

"Pretending to be Mensa's lifelong honorary member, Uncle Ge, you really have yours!"

"Black turns black, from now on, I will no longer be Uncle Ge's little sunspot, but a glorious big sunspot!"

"Despicable! Shameless! ”

Netizens commented one by one, and Ge Jun's blood pressure soared when he watched it, and he trembled with anger!

Ahh

Dog thief Qin Ye! Damn it!

Why can't I pretend to be like you, old man!!

The angry old man is also!

Due to Ge Jun's ungodly operation of pretending to be the Mensa High IQ Club, he soon appeared on Weibo's small hot search, ranking ninety-eighth in the hot search.

#葛军冒充门萨俱乐部, only ten minutes later to be debunked #

Thousands of netizens who were deceived by Uncle Ge have been scolding him on Weibo.

Scold!

Scolding severely!

Uncle Ge, who was scolded, couldn't even delete the comments.

For a moment, it seemed that the whole world was working against Uncle Ge.

Just when Uncle Ge was most desperate, his good brother Qin Ye posted a Weibo news to support Ge Jun.

"Don't scold, let me say a few words, I'm Qin Ye, Ge Jun is my good brother, seeing that half of my good brother's Weibo is scolding, I'm very heartbroken, I want to say...... Do the other half of you don't have keyboards? ”

As soon as Qin Ye's Weibo came out, Uncle Ge vomited blood angrily on the spot!

Cao Nima Qin Night Dog Thief!

Labor and management, I cut you with a knife!

You're really my brother......

Ge Jun got off the subway angrily and returned to his hotel room.

Then picked up the mobile phone, and Ge Jun went to Qin Ye's Weibo to comment and leave a message.

"Dog thief! What do you mean by tweeting? ”

Uncle Ge asked.

Qin Ye replied to the comment: "Hahaha, just kidding, you are my good brother!" I'm going to post a post right now to clarify! ”

A few minutes later.

Qin Ye's clarification Weibo was released.

"Ahem, it was a joke just now, to clarify again, I have known Ge Jun for five years, Uncle Ge is a good person, and he is the same as the men's football team in terms of character."

Ge Jun left a comment below: "What do you mean? ”

Qin Ye replied: "In the matter of disappointment, I have never disappointed. ”

Ge Jun: (ΩДΩ)!

Dog thief, I'm going to kill you!

Qin Ye deceived people too much, Uncle Ge wanted to resist, but he couldn't think of a way to retaliate.

Just when Uncle Ge was anxious, he remembered the devil's perverted problem that Su Yi told him this afternoon.

With a coin and elementary school math, calculate the distance between the Earth and the Moon?

How difficult is this question?

Uncle Ge thought for a few hours and changed dozens of ideas, but he couldn't think of a solution.

If you take this question to test Qin Ye, won't you get your face back?

"Assert ......"

Thinking of Qin Ye's deflated expression, Uncle Ge happily showed a sinister smile.

Uncle Ge immediately took action and posted three Weibo updates in a row.

Murderous and unstoppable!

[Ge Jun]: Qin Ye Dog Thief! I've been studying hard lately and have come up with an exam question that you definitely won't do!

[Ge Jun]: I, Ge Jun, bet on the dignity of the Emperor of Mathematics and set a big deal with you! Qin Ye Dog Thief, do you dare to accept the challenge?

[Ge Jun]: Even if I Ge Jun solves the question with one hand, he is still invincible in the world!

As soon as these three arrogant Weibo dynamics came out, they were like stepping on the sky, reckless!

The whole network is boiling!

Ge Jun's hundreds of thousands of fans and Qin Ye's millions of fans were all shocked, and netizens who ate melons were hotly discussed.

"Holy! Uncle Ge, this is going to make it big? ”

"What kind of exam questions can make Uncle Ge bet on the dignity of the Emperor of Mathematics?

"Wait! No, does Ge Jun have dignity? He was pretending to be the Mensah club just now to deceive us......"

"That's right, Ge Jun has the dignity of a fart! In order to pretend to be forced, this guy will do everything. ”

"The crux of the question now is whether Qin Ye will respond to the battle?"

"Exam question: Great Demon King VS Math Emperor?"

"Thai pants are spicy! Isn't this more than Boruto? ”

Just when netizens speculated that Qin Ye would accept Ge Jun's challenge.

Who knows, Qin Ye posted a Weibo and made Uncle Ge angry with his myocardial infarction on the spot.

"Ugly refusal, what grade is worthy of challenging me? (smiles)"

This naked contempt and disgust made Uncle Ge break his defense!

"Ahh

"Ahh Yes!!!! ”

Uncle Ge was incompetent and furious.

But netizens who don't think it's a big deal to see the excitement also left comments one after another, continuing to add fuel to the fire.

"Lao Ge, you can't do it, Qin Ye doesn't want to play with you! (Laughter)"

"Uncle Ge, go back to Brother Tan City, Insect Man is looking for you all over the world!"

"Upstairs, what do you mean by Di Tan City and Insect Man?"

"Gotham City is in turn Brother Tan City, bats eat insects, and clowns are in turn big clowns!"

"Hahaha! Uncle Ge turned out to be a big clown, and the clown was not worthy of Uncle Ge's identity. ”

“......”

The heart-wrenching comments made Uncle Ge faint on the spot!

Qin Ye Dog Thief!

Vortex mud horses!