Su Yi confirmed again and asked, "Professor Ge, you really don't wear a helmet?" ”

Uncle Ge was categorical and said without hesitation: "Don't wear it!" Handsome, it's my bottom line, nothing can shake my bottom line! ”

Su Yi understood, he nodded, his eyes scanned the surroundings, pointed to a corner in the corner of the playground, and said to Uncle Ge, "Professor Ge, what do you think it is?" ”

"Huh?"

Ge Jun was stunned for a moment, and then quickly raised his eyes.

Immediately after, he saw a scene that he will never forget and remember after decades!

A group of strangely dressed and uniquely shaped parents are rushing to the playground.

There are about forty or fifty people in this group, including bare-handed taekwondo black belts, Shaolin warrior monks in robes, and Taijiquan masters in Taoist robes......

The appearance of this group of people is like the brightest star in the night sky, an oasis in the desert!

In an instant, it became the focus of the audience!

The glances attracted everyone's sideways attention and attracted the attention of all the teachers, students and media reporters in the audience.

"? Where did this group of people come from? It can't be a parent of a student who is attending a parent-teacher conference, right? ”

"Which class is this? So bite? ”

"Are you here for a parent-teacher conference, or are you here for a fight?"

"Awesome! I can't think of any other adjectives other than those two words! ”

“......”

This group of kung fu parents who are weird and difficult to mess with at first glance appeared, burning the CPU of everyone's brains at the scene.

At the scene, more than 20 media reporters invited by Uncle Ge took pictures frantically.

The program team of "Into the Prodigy" is also filming frantically, and the shutter button of the digital camera is about to smoke.

"Hahaha! Which class is this parent? It's so funny, dressed like this, it makes me laugh to death! ”

Lao Zhang, the unaware head teacher, was still laughing there and teasing with Teacher Qian.

It was too far away, and the head teacher, Lao Zhang, didn't recognize these parents as students in his own class.

This group of strangely dressed and kung fu parents walked all the way, and everywhere they passed, everyone retreated one after another, making way for an unimpeded path.

It wasn't until these parents came to the parent area of the third (1) class of high school that they stopped moving forward that the smile on the head teacher's old face froze!

100,000 grass and mud horses roared and galloped in the Male Gobi steppe in his mind!

"?"

The head teacher Lao Zhang opened his mouth to be the quintessence of the country.

Others are stupid!

What is the experience of eating melons, watching dramas, and eating yourself?

Four words can be described -

It's a dog!

Lao Zhang, the head teacher, didn't dare to delay, dragged his arm in a plaster cast, trotted all the way, and came to these parents quickly.

"Parents, are you in the wrong class, this is the seating area for parents of the third (1) class of high school."

Lao Zhang, the head teacher, still has some hopes, hoping that these parents are in the wrong place.

However, reality gave him a heavy slap in the face.

"We're not wrong! My child is in the third (1) class of high school! ”

"Teacher, you forgot, you saw me when school started!"

"Teacher Zhang, I am Su Yi's uncle, I heard that you are looking for a parent who has kung fu, I have practiced sanda, I know kung fu!"

"Amitabha, hello donor, the poor monk is a warrior monk in Shaolin Temple."

“......”

Parents gathered around.

Looking at the faintly familiar faces, the head teacher Lao Zhang's heart was cold on the spot!

No way?!

Who's hurting me?

Lao Zhang, the head teacher, had a big question mark in his mind and asked his soul.

He scanned his eyes around for the culprit.

On the high platform of the playground, Su Yi and the head teacher Lao Zhang looked at each other from a distance of twenty or thirty meters, looked at each other from a distance, and smiled slightly.

"No thanks, old class. Su Yi thought to himself.

Seeing that Su Yi was still laughing, the head teacher was angry and had a myocardial infarction on the spot!

No way! Are you still laughing?

You're laughing big-headed ghost! You scourge!

"Teacher Zhang, are you presiding over today's parent-teacher meeting?"

An old man in a Tai Chi robe, in good spirits, asked.

"It's not me!"

Lao Zhang, the head teacher, hurriedly shook his head, pointed to Ge Jun on the high platform to the parents, and said, "It is Professor Ge Jun who presides." ”

After that, under the watchful eyes of all the teachers and students and media reporters, these parents glanced at each other, and then walked in the direction where Ge Jun was tacitly.

One step, two steps, three steps......

This group of parents did not go fast, but it made Ge Jun feel as if half a century had passed.

Finally, the group of parents walked off the stage.

Shaolin warrior monk, taekwondo black belt, taijiquan master, judo coach, veteran special forces, secret weapon master......

All the parents raised their eyes in unison, stared at Ge Jun, and shouted in unison: "I'll wait for kung fu, what advice does the teacher have?" ”

Uncle Ge: ????

At this moment, the audience was shocked, as if even time had stood still!

Uncle Ge's inner drama at the moment: Who am I? Where am I? What am I doing? Where am I going......

Uncle Ge had 100,000 question marks popping up in his mind.

This group of fierce and vicious parents is not easy to mess with at first glance!

In particular, there is a parent with a beard and a Hu family knife, and he is still carrying a big knife on his shoulder, although it is a prop fake knife, but Uncle Ge doesn't know it, Uncle Ge swallowed a mouthful of saliva.

"Su Yi!"

Uncle Ge felt that his legs were a little weak, he touched his neck, quickly turned his head, looked at Su Yi, and urged: "Quick!" Give me the helmet, why am I suddenly so insecure? ”

Uncle Ge was instigated!

He hated this group of parents who had no sense of boundaries.

Hearing Uncle Ge say this, Su Yi rolled his eyes and sneered, "Professor Ge, what is your bottom line?" Didn't you say okay, you can not wear a helmet, and you have to be handsome? ”

Uncle Ge: "......"

What do you little kid know?

Old man, I call this the bottom line of flexibility!

When someone gets an inch and touches my bottom line, I ...... Move the bottom line!

"Give it to me!"

Uncle Ge took the helmet from Su Yi's hand in a panic and put it on his head, only then did he feel a sense of security.

On the high platform, Uncle Ge was wearing a helmet, and his appearance was very funny.

The scene was noisy, students and parents pointed and pointed, and people were full of voices!

"Parents, is there any misunderstanding between us?"

Uncle Ge frowned, his expression was strange, and he cautiously asked these parents who knew kung fu.

"Yes, uncles and aunts, there must be some misunderstanding between you and Professor Ge."

Su Yi stepped forward and spoke for Uncle Ge, explaining to the parents:

"What bad intentions does Uncle Ge have? He just wants to call you over for a parent-teacher conference and some hard work, right...... Uncle Ge said: He wants to beat ten !! ”

Ge Jun: ????

Do you think I'm Ge asking? Ip Man's Ge family asked!

Ge Jun broke the defense, and opening his mouth is the quintessence of the country.

"I* You ***********"

Uncle Ge's mouth is fragrant, obviously this sentence contains a lot of mother.