Chapter 65: Ah! You are so merciful (ask for a monthly pass)
Qin Ye sent the electronic version of the title to these top Chinese language experts and professors in China.
After a while, the replies from these Chinese language experts and professors came.
Dr. Kong said, "Ahem, ahem...... It's a little embarrassing, I can't do a single question, Qin Ye, this Chinese test paper of yours is too perverted, right?! ”
Dean Zou replied: "I only have four words to describe the difficulty of this Chinese test paper - crazy! You're going too far, aren't you? Who can do this? ”
Professor Feng complained: "Qin Ye, are you crazy? What did those people who took the Chinese test do that were unconscionable, and you want to test them with this kind of question? I'm afraid I'm going to abuse them out of the psychological shadow? ”
All Chinese language experts and professors highly praised the difficulty of Qin Ye's exam questions!
But Qin Ye still felt that something was wrong.
Is it possible that these people are not strong enough?
'No! I'll have to find a few more geniuses to do this exam and test the difficulty of the questions. ’
Qin Ye was thinking in his heart.
Qin Ye thinks that this question is difficult enough, but he is relatively steady in his work and does not like to capsize in the gutter.
The United States is menacing, and it will definitely send a professional genius in the Chinese language who has traveled through the heavens and latitudes, and he can't overestimate the other party too much!
Strategically defy the enemy and tactically value the enemy!
'Who should I turn to?' ’
Qin Ye closed his eyes, and the names of one genius scholar after another appeared in his mind.
In a trance!
Qin Ye thought of someone!
A demon who is like a carp crossing the river in the top of the school, and there are many geniuses in the capital, so that all the genius students can only compete for the second place!
A monster with hyperamnesia that can memorize 500 rare words in 4 minutes!
A prodigy who answered countless exam questions correctly, won the gold medal in Olympiad mathematics at the age of nine, and was escorted by Qingbei!
'Su Yi! You can let him try. ’
Thinking of this, Qin Ye, who is the school manager, dialed his mobile phone and made a phone call to Principal Li of Mingzhu Middle School.
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Pearl Middle School.
Large recess time in the afternoon.
Su Yi is being criticized in the office of the head teacher Lao Zhang.
"Su Yi! What do you mean? ”
The head teacher, Lao Zhang, sat on the chair, although his attitude was quite gentle, he still glared at Su Yi and said angrily:
"I'm going to let you pass the word and call a group of kung fu parents to a parent-teacher conference? Did you know that you almost got at this morning's parent-teacher conference?! ”
Su Yi sells cuteness, "Teacher, I was wrong~"
"Wrong? Just admit your mistakes? If admitting mistakes is useful, what do you need to do with class rules? Go write an inspection and give it to me next Monday. ”
Although the head teacher Lao Zhang has lost his anger, he still wants to knock Su Yi, this bear child is good, but he is too naughty.
However, Su Yi is only nine years old after all, and the teachers are also very tolerant of him.
Hearing that he was going to write an inspection, Su Yi took a deep breath, blinked his cute big eyes, looked at the head teacher Lao Zhang, and admitted his mistake with a sincere face:
"Teacher, I was wrong! I know that I have committed such a crime, and I should be cut by a thousand knives, and my body should be divided into five horses, and it is not enough to die!
"No amount of flowery words can correct my mistakes, no amount of bright smile can soothe your anger, and no amount of sincere apology can express my guilt.
"I only hope that for the sake of our teacher-student friendship, forgive me this time, I promise not to make an example! If you can forgive me, my tears of gratitude will fill the entire Qaidam Basin!
"Ahh You are so merciful! Even if I poured out the water of the entire Pacific Ocean, I would not be able to extinguish the flame of my admiration and gratitude to you! ”
The head teacher, Lao Zhang, said hehe, unmoved.
At this time, the teaching director Sun Tingwu pushed the door and walked in, and the head teacher, Lao Zhang, immediately got up from his seat and laughed.
As soon as he came in, the teaching director gave the head teacher Lao Zhang a cold face.
"Teacher Zhang, what do you mean by your class?"
The teaching director glanced at Su Yi, and then his gaze automatically skipped and fell on the head teacher Lao Zhang, and said sternly:
"I asked your class to have a parent-teacher conference, and you called a group of kung fu parents to have a parent-teacher conference? Did you know that you almost got at this morning's parent-teacher conference?! ”
Head Teacher Lao Zhang: ????
Wait a minute! Why is this a little familiar, didn't he just say it?
In the face of the criticism of the school leaders, the head teacher Lao Zhang hurriedly admitted his mistake: "Director, I was wrong!" ”
The dean snorted coldly, and said in an unhappy tone: "Wrong? Just admit your mistakes? If admitting mistakes is useful, what do you need to do with the school rules? Go write an inspection and give it to me next Monday. ”
Head teacher Lao Zhang: "......"
Seeing that the head teacher Lao Zhang was still stunned, the teaching director was even more angry.
"What? Do you have an opinion? ”
The head teacher opened the corner of his mouth and twitched, and hurriedly smiled: "No, no!"
"Director, I was wrong! I know that I have committed such a crime, and I should be cut by a thousand knives, and my body should be divided into five horses, and it is not enough to die!
"No amount of flowery language can correct my mistakes, no amount of bright smile can soothe your anger, and no amount of sincere apology can express my guilt......"
The head teacher, Lao Zhang, decisively plagiarized Su Yi and repeated the words that Su Yi apologized just now.
After speaking, the head teacher Lao Zhang couldn't help but sigh......
Worthy of a prodigy! Even the words of apology are so touching!
After listening to the words of the head teacher Lao Zhang, the teaching director was expressionless and was about to criticize Teacher Zhang again.
Abruptly!
Principal Li, who was wearing a suit and leather shoes and walking with a wind, pushed open the door and walked in.
As soon as Principal Li came in, he first gave Su Yi a kind smile.
Then, Principal Li ignored the head teacher Lao Zhang, glared at the teaching director fiercely, and angrily reprimanded:
"Idiot! What do you mean? I asked you to host the school parent-teacher conference, and you called a group of kung fu parents to the parent-teacher conference? Did you know that you almost got at this morning's parent-teacher conference?! ”
Dean of Students: ????
Why does this sound so familiar?
But after all, he is an old fox who has been in school for many years, and the director of teaching knows that as long as the superior leader criticizes, no matter whether he is wrong or not, he must admit his mistake first.
The dean hurriedly nodded and admitted his mistake: "Headmaster, I was wrong!" ”
Principal Li was unrelenting, and was still educating Director Sun: "Wrong? Just admit your mistakes? Xiao Sun, if it is useful to admit mistakes, then what do you need to do with the school rules? Go write an inspection and give it to me next Monday. ”
Dean of Students: "......"
The head teacher Lao Zhang and Su Yi glanced at each other, and the two of them held back a smile at the same time!
Heaven is a good reincarnation, who does the sky forgive?
Now it's the turn of the teaching director, Sun Tingwu!
Seeing that Principal Li was really angry, the director of teaching hurriedly pretended to be pitiful and said:
"Headmaster, I was wrong! I know that I have committed such a crime, and I should be cut by a thousand knives, and my body should be divided into five horses, and it is not enough to die! No amount of flowery language can correct my mistakes......"
Su Yi: "......"
Head teacher Lao Zhang: "......"