There are a total of 25 questions, each of which is worth 4 points, with a total score of 100 points, and the exam time is 120 minutes.

1. Each word of the following thousand-word ancient text is marked with the correct pinyin vowel tone, as long as there is a wrong word, this question will not be scored.

Mustache and beard, and beard

It is a stinging and a stinger.

The collar is like a grub, and the teeth are like a rhinoceros.

Its stone ridge, silk clothes and scarves.

Confession, Sui Xuan Tho.

If you say it, you can only be koji.

Widely accept and hold the truth.

黼黻皇猷, the serval of talent and ink......

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2. Translating the following ten classical Chinese, as long as one sentence is translated incorrectly, this question will not be scored.

Ji Ji lonely, set chickens, chickens are thorny chickens. The thorny chicken is hungry, Ji Ji and the Ji Ji chicken. Chicken is both Jiji, Ji Jiji, Ji Ji Ji, Ji, Ji, Ji Ji, Ji Jiji, that is, Jiji. Ji Ji hit a few tricks, the trick is a few pieces, the chicken sets a few bases, Ji Ji is anxious to hit the chicken, the chicken is killed, Ji Ji is excited, that is, remember.

Zhizhizhi's nephew, Zhizhi, Zhizhi, knows how to make paper, and knows how to weave banners. Zhizhi hemorrhoids, scorching hemorrhoids, hemorrhoids, Zhi Zhi site, Zhizhi, Zhi Zhi juice to treat hemorrhoids, Zhi Zhi Zhi Zhi Zhi Zhi Zhi Zhi Zhi Zhi Zhi .......Zhi

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3. Please break the following dialogue sentences by yourself and choose the correct option, if any one is wrong, this question will not be scored.

Xiao Yuan pulled the Labrador's dog leash and asked on the side of the road: "Master, is your car a cargo lala?" ”

The cargo lala master said: "It's the cargo lala, what are you pulling the Labrador to pull?" ”

Xiao Yuan said: "You lalalala, don't you pull a Labrador?" ”

The cargo lala master said: "The cargo Lala Labrado does not have to see the Labradora when the goods Labradora has to pull a lot of Labradora." ”

"There aren't many Labradors," the coin said. ”

The cargo lala master said: "There are not many lala, lala, labrador, labrador, labrador, and labrador, and you can't pull too much on the cargo la-la-la. ”

Xiao Coin said: "Okay, the Labrador to the Lalalubradora will not pull the goods in the car a little slower." ”

Which of the following is correct?

A. The goods are not lala, not lala, not more

B, the small silk to ask for the goods Lala Labrador

C. The master of the goods did not ask how much Labrador there were

D. The above answers are all wrong

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4. Write a palindrome poem as required, read backwards are superb, the poem should contain six kinds of imagery of dragon, air, flower, wine, snow and jade, lack of any kind of imagery or the poem is not amazing enough, this question will not be scored.

Palindromic poem examples:

Reading.

The tide slopes with the dark waves and snow-capped mountains, and the moon shines in the Yuanpu fishing boat.

The bridge is small on the pine path of the temple gate, and the threshold is clear when the spring eye is clear.

The green trees and rivers are dawning, and the sea is sunny and sunny.

Looking at the four mountains and clouds connecting the water, the blue peak is light with thousands of sails.

Reverse reading.

The light sail counts the thousand peaks and blue, and the water meets the clouds and mountains in all directions.

On a sunny day, the sea is red and hazy, and the dawn river trees are green.

Qingbo Shiyan Spring is the threshold, and the path Songmen Temple is on the bridge.

The bright moon fishing boat fishing is far away, and the snow waves of the mountains are dark with the tide.

Question 6......

Question 10......

Question 15......

Last question: Pairs.

Write a hundred 'smoke lock pond willows' of the lower couplet, as long as one of the lower couplets is not neat, this question will not be scored.

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There are twenty-five questions, one more difficult than the other, and one more frustrating than the other!

After reading the question, four words came to Su Yi's mind-

It's a dog!

Su Yi was very suspicious of Qin Ye's mental state when he came up with this question.

It's so hard!

This topic is so perverted!

Especially in the last question, the smoke lock pond willow is the absolute of the ages, and the five characters use the five elements as the side, and the artistic conception depicts a quiet pond, surrounded by green willows, and shrouded in smoke.

It is not easy for such a pair to come up with one!

And the last question actually asks for a hundred downlinks?

Is this a question for people?

"How? Frightened? ”

Seeing that Su Yi was stunned, Principal Li asked gently on the side.

Su Yi drank a saliva and suppressed his shock, and asked instead of answering: "How difficult is this Chinese test?" ”

Principal Li thought for a moment and said, "I don't know how many levels there are, but if you divide them according to difficulty, this question should not be the most difficult." ”

Su Yi was surprised, pointed to the question on the computer screen, and said in surprise: "This is not the highest difficulty?" ”

Principal Li smiled and said, "Because Director Qin told me that he still has 999 questions about such a topic!" ”

Su Yi: "......"

Is this the strength of the world's strongest questioner?

Cow's.

Principal Li asked while receiving water from his thermos cup, "Do you not know how to do it?" ”

Su Yi shook his head slightly, "That's not it, it's just a little troublesome." ”

Su Yi turned his gaze back to the topic on the computer screen, and this time, his expression became serious.

He's going to be serious!

"Headmaster, give me a time."

Su Yi began to do the question.

For an extremely difficult paper, the correct thing to do is to read all the topics first, and then choose the easy ones to do first.

From easy to difficult!

Su Yi looked at the twenty-five questions, and the simplest one was the third question, the multiple-choice question of Labrador and Lala.

In order to get this question right, you first need to break the sentence correctly.

Labrador is a dog, and Lala is a brand of ride-hailing trucks.

Then the third question: the dialogue between the two people.

"It's the cargo Lala/You're pulling the Labrador/What are you pulling?"

"You lala/labrador/labrador?"

"Cargo Lala/Labrador/Labrador/When you want to see the goods/Lala/Labrador/Labrador/Labra (It means that the car pulls the dog or not, depending on the number of dogs pulled by the car)

"Labrador/Not much."

"Not much to pull / Cargo Lala / Pull / Labrador / Labrador / On the cargo pull / Can't pull too much." (It means that since there are not many dogs, the car can pull the dog, but the dog cannot poop on the car)

"Okay/La/Bradora/To Lalalu/Bradora/No car pull/Cargo pull/Pull slowly." (It means that the dog will not poop in the car, and the car will pull a little slower)

In the correct sentence and understanding the conversation between the two, this question is easy to do.

Four options.

A. The goods are not lala, not lala, not more

B, the small silk to ask for the goods Lala Labrador

C. The master of the goods did not ask how much Labrador there were

D. The above answers are all wrong

Just look at it, it's B!

This is the simplest of the 25 questions in the Chinese test paper, and it seems to be the last kindness left by the great demon king of the exam questions to the world.

But is that really the case?

"The correct answer is to choose D, what a dog this question is!"

Su Yi's face was dark and he complained.

Why D?

Because in the topic dialogue, it was a small coin that was asked to the truck master.

And option B is small!

Currency ≠帀 (zā)!

If you want to ask for a Lala Labrador, what does it have to do with my small currency?

It's outrageous!

A big pit, a trap in the underworld!

It's almost enough to pit people to death!

Just imagine, the person who did the question's hard work to break the sentence was blind, and as a result, 帀 (zā) saw it as a coin, so he chose the wrong answer!

Such a dog question, among the twenty-five questions in the whole paper, is actually the easiest!

Su Yi was speechless, looked up to the sky and sighed, he wanted to roar and ask:

"How did the Great Demon King survive until now? He wasn't stabbed to death by a student? ”