After finishing the affairs of the online store, Ling Hulan continued to be on the road of Xueba.

Final exam.

Ideological and moral cultivation examination room.

Ling Hulan glanced at the title and couldn't help but hold her forehead.

This world is really full of deep malice towards scumbags......

Question 1 (mandatory): Please select the teacher of the ideological and moral cultivation class from the four pictures below. (No points will be awarded for correct answers to this question, and 41 points will be deducted for incorrect answers.) ）

Below the question are the avatars of the four teachers.

Three of them are Mediterranean......

University is a magical place.

It's a gaming paradise for boys.

It's a plastic surgery home for girls.

There is also a Shaolin sweeping monk disguised as a teacher, who will let you doubt your life every minute.

There was a cry of surprise and wailing in the examination room......

Ling Hulan can already foresee that the army of make-up exams this semester must be quite stout.

She answered the questions quickly and walked out of the exam room.

I have to hurry up and deliver the goods, and I don't have time to explain the hard life......

Seeing that Ling Hulan left so quickly, the instructor on the inspection was suspicious, picked up the paper and looked at it: This answer sheet can be scored with full marks, could it be that she has really embarked on a road of no return......

The next day, Ling Hulan obviously felt the special attention of the invigilator for her: a 360-degree all-round eye wave scan without dead angles.

Ling Hulan could only show an embarrassed but polite smile: life is so difficult, why bother each other......

Thereupon......

In order to be worthy of the teacher's attention, Ling Hulan worked hard to write and finally ......

The test room answer time record has been refreshed.

The invigilator got the exam paper handed in and looked at the student in front of him who was smiling elegantly and confidently.

A deep sense of powerlessness came over me: what was it that I felt as if I had been silently mocked......

When he could get a full score after reading the answer sheet, he reluctantly pretended to have a serious expression, put the paper away, nodded, and motioned for Ling Hulan to go.

After the last exam, Ling Hulan was invited into the office by the instructor.

"Zhuang Ze, how are you doing with this exam, have you encountered any problems?"

Ling Hulan is very generous: Teacher, don't you start with this, can you be a little less routine and more sincere?

"Teacher, do you suspect me of cheating?"

The instructor was a little embarrassed and coughed.

Although the invigilator found no signs of cheating in each session.

But......

To say that the scumbag immediately counterattacked and became a scholar, this is too legendary!

Especially the perfect score for all the homework, which is too unscientific.

"Teacher, what you say is groundless, I just didn't focus on studying in the past...... "I really put my energy into studying, if the exam paper is full of 1,000 points, I can still get round."

I'm scared when I get serious!

Balabala.

Ling Hulan defended herself for twenty minutes.

There were more and more onlookers, and no one interrupted her self-defense.

In the end, the teachers were stunned and sent Linghu Lan out of the teacher's office.

After going out, Ling Hulan asked uncertainly: "Teacher, don't you suspect me of cheating anymore?" ”

"Don't doubt, don't doubt, I made a mistake this time, I'm sorry, Zhuang Ze, don't worry."

The instructor was embarrassed.

The door was closed, and the teachers looked at each other.

Nima!

They have never seen a student who can defend himself in spoken English for so long without getting stuck.

The teachers were amazed.

The English teacher commented: "The spoken English is very standard, almost up to the level of the mother tongue. This student is very good! ”

The instructor silently pushed his glasses: I'll tell you, except for the first few sentences, I didn't understand the rest at all?

Absolutely not!

As for whether it is a native language level......

Hehe!

People who have studied English for more than ten years and can only reach the level of Chinese English said: I am desperate!

Do you feel swollen by a student?

I want to be quiet!