Jiang Shiyue: "......"

His face burned.

"You're in a hurry!"

Chen Shanhe nodded, with a calm face, "I'm in a hurry to cave the house." ”

Jiang Shiyue: "!! ”

But just turn around and leave.

Chen Shanhe walked two steps quickly to catch up with Jiang Shiyue and whispered, "You put your clothes together and rest for a while." Someone will come again in a moment. ”

Although Jiang Shiyue wondered who else came at night, she was too sleepy, nodded and yawned and returned to the room to make up for sleep.

I slept until I was woken up by laughter.

Jiang Shiyue opened the door of the inner room and saw a group of six young people blocking Chen Shanhe between the wall and the coffee table, the only one she knew was Lu Zheng, who was sitting on the sofa and gloating with a smile.

Chen Shanhe, who can obviously fight eight, not only did not fight back, but also begged for mercy in a special "instigation", "I was wrong!" Really wrong. Will you lift up your noble hands? ”

Jiang Shiyue suspected for a moment that she was in a dream.

What's the situation?

One of the young men heard the movement, turned around and saw Jiang Shiyue, happy, "Oops! The bride came out on her own! ”

"Look at it, my sister-in-law still feels sorry for you and came out to rescue you."

Chen Shanhe discussed with the people blocking him, "Can I go out and pour a glass of water for my daughter-in-law?" ”

"What water to pour? Pour water! What the bride lacks is saliva, you know? The speaker was holding a pair of chopsticks in his hand, and the ends of the chopsticks were open like tongs to Chen Shanhe. Twist on the legs.

Chen Shanhe couldn't dodge, grinning with his teeth that were clamped, and begging for mercy if he didn't fight back, "Don't make trouble!" Lightly, the skin is broken. ”

Jiang Shiyue: "......"

Stunned in place, I didn't know how to react for a while.

Looking at Chen Shanhe's attitude, he obviously knows these people.

Looking at the wine and food on the coffee table, these young people should be guests.

But, what is this unfolding?

Why would Chen Shanhe be "willingly" cleaned up by others?

When Lu Zheng saw Jiang Shiyue come out, he smiled so much that his gums were exposed, "Sister-in-law, come and save your grandfather!" ”

Jiang Shiyue lifted her eyelids to look at the road signs, but her footsteps did not move.

Lu Zheng shouted on his face that she would save people, but the expression on his face was "Jiang Shiyue, come and jump into the pit with Chen Shanhe, I want to see the excitement!" ”

It happened that the door of the house was pushed open from the outside, and the Quanfu person who combed Jiang Shiyue's hair brought a plate of dishes to the table, looked at the blocked Chen Shanhe and Jiang Shiyue, and scolded with a smile: "Liping, you say that the plate is a lot of trouble!" The bride is a thin-skinned girl in the city! Don't go too far. ”

The young man who caught Chen Shanhe responded with a smile, "Got it, mother!" Let's go! ”

Quanfu people glared at Liping, put down the dishes, walked to Jiang Shiyue, led her in the direction of Chen Shanhe, and explained as he walked, "In our place, it is called a plate, but in the city it may be called a hole house." Of course, the customs are different in each place.

In our cave room, we need six or eight unmarried young people to open a table and play with the bride and groom. It's all peers, and sometimes the jokes are bigger. If you don't accept it, don't hear it......"

Jiang Shiyue suddenly turned out to be a haunted cave house, no wonder Chen Shanhe is so "grandson"!

Probably the elders were there, and a few young people in the cave house restrained a little, and honestly moved away and let the Quanfu people lead Jiang Shiyue to Chen Shanhe's side.

Before leaving, Quanfu pointed to a few young people and warned: "You guys take it easy for me!" Whoever makes the bride cry, see if I don't clean him up! ”

"Got it, mother! Why are you so verbose? Let's go! We can't make trouble with you here! Liping got up as he spoke, pushing the back of the Quanfu people to the door.

Quanfu raised his hand and slapped Liping, scolding with a smile, "Stinky boy!" You give yourself some virtue! You're the one who gets married next year, aren't you afraid they'll clean you up? But the man followed Liping's strength and went out.

Liping didn't close the door either, walked back and sat down, "The bride is here too, let's start?!" ”

Another young man spoke: "Sister-in-law, although Brother Shanhe is one or two years older than me, today you are the lord and we are guests, do you think you should send us a cigarette and light a fire?" As he spoke, he pushed the cigarette case and matches on the table in the direction of Jiang Shiyue.

"Hurry, hurry! Let's start talking about plates! I don't know who shouted in the yard.

Huhula poured in a crowd of people, men, women and children.

Li Chun ran the fastest, leading Yang Yang to stand at the front of the crowd.

"I'm coming!" Chen Shanhe grabbed the road and reached for the cigarette case on the table.

Ling Kong stretched out a pair of chopsticks and slapped it on the back of Chen Shanhe's hand, "If you don't clean you up, you will be honest!" Is this something you can do for you? You're not qualified today, just stand there. ”

Chen Shanhe let out an "oops", withdrew his hand, stood back honestly, and gave Jiang Shiyue a look of "love can't help".

Jiang Shiyue didn't doubt him, picked up the cigarette case and opened it, took out a cigarette, and handed it to the person closest to him, that is, Liping.

Liping shook his head, "Sister-in-law, you are insincere." You have to put it in your mouth, don't you? ”

Jiang Shiyue: "......"

She's not a waitress.

As soon as he hesitated, the young man on the other side, opened his chopsticks and went to clip Chen Shanhe's big. legs, "The big man is so eyeless, and he doesn't know how to teach his sister-in-law when he looks at it." ”

Chen Shanhe cried out in pain.

Jiang Shiyue looked at Chen Shanhe suspiciously.

A while ago in the disaster area, Chen Shanhe was injured in fighting fires and disaster relief was much more serious than clipping chopsticks, and he never heard him squeak. It's like being stabbed at this time, is it really so painful? Or is it a dramatic effect?

Chen Shanhe winked at her.

Jiang Shiyue: "......"

Let's go! It should be the latter.

She cooperatively picked up a cigarette and handed it to Liping's mouth.

Liping didn't act as a demon this time, and opened his mouth to contain. Live.

Jiang Shiyue lit a match and wanted to light a cigarette for Liping, but before he could reach Liping's mouth, he "sneezed" and blew it out.

The crowd of onlookers burst into laughter.

Jiang Shiyue: "......"

Liping apologized without any sincerity: "Oh, sister-in-law, I'm sorry!" You'll have to order it again. ”

Jiang Shiyue learned fine for the second time, and after firing the match, he hurriedly covered it with his hand and handed it to Liping's mouth.

This time, Liping didn't act as a demon, and the person next to him blew out the match in Jiang Shiyue's hand in one go.

The onlookers laughed again.

Jiang Shiyue finally understood the rules of the game of "talking about plates".

Embarrass the bride and groom?!

Jiang Shiyue lit the match for the third time, and quickly approached Liping, leaning slightly when he wanted to blow.

"Oops!"

This time it's Liping.

Jiang Shiyue's hand was crooked just now, and the tongue of fire burned his beard.

The crowd burst into laughter.

Chen Shanhe couldn't help but hook his lower lip, lowered his eyes to look at Jiang Shiyue, and his eyes were doting.

"You're still laughing?" Liping moved to anger Chen Shanhe and twisted Chen Shanhe several times.

Chen Shanhe dodged most of them, and took two selective beatings, screaming very miserably.