Chapter 19: Dou Zongba (5)

It was exciting, and the crowd applauded.

"Okayβ€”"

As Xinming took the lead in applauding, hundreds of ordinary disciples clapped their hands and applauded, saying that they were happy. My heart was as refreshing as a breath of evil.

About Chaoyang glanced at this group of ordinary disciples with cold eyes, and a chill appeared in his eyes.

Dongyun stretched out his hand and made a soothing motion.

"Second question. I just talked about elephants, and now I ask you about ants. Dongyun pulled Xiaoxue and walked in the field, with a slight smile on his face, raised his hand, and stretched out a finger.

"Say, an ant fell into the valley from a height of hundreds of millions of feet and died, may I ask, how did it die? The answer is that this time it is a little more difficult than the last time, of course, you can't answer, it is better to admit defeat directly. "I glanced at the rising sun.

Dongyun walked straight to the witty words, took Yu Runzhujie's right hand, and wrote the answer on it.

"Senior brother, it's good to learn. ”

"I'd like to ask why this is the answer later. Looking at the answer in her hand, Witty Yu'er was really stunned, she didn't expect that it would be such a dead ant, a little funny, and a little strange.

"Of course, you don't ask, some people with developed limbs still have to ask nicknames!" Dongyun smiled slightly.

Everyone""

"You-" Yue Chaoyang was so angry that he couldn't speak.

This question is really weird, it is actually an ant that dies, falls down and dies. "There are many possibilities, first, fall to death. Second, it is dead in itself. Every three, before they hit the ground, they were killed. There are only these three possibilities, but they are all probable and difficult to answer. ”

"Brother, I guess he fell to his death, otherwise it would be impossible to fall from such a height and not die!" Xiaoxue stepped forward again and pulled Dongyun, every time there was only a gap, it would be like this.

Dongyun is a person who does not refuse, this girl's hands are soft, smooth and tender, and there is a faint charming fragrance on her body, which makes people feel happy both physically and mentally. It's comfortable to pull in your hands, and besides, it doesn't seem like it's okay for your brother to pull your sister!

"Fool, it's strange if you fall down so high and don't die. Dongyun shaved Qiongyu's little nose with his right hand, which was like an elder brother doting on his sister.

This intentional and unintentional sentence made Yue Chaoyang, who was in trouble on the side, happy, obviously, it was very straightforward, it was a fall to death, and there was no accident, everyone wanted to get it, and in a blink of an eye, he replied with a little confidence. "Fell to his death. If it hadn't fallen to its death, I'd really like to know how it died. ”

Hearing this, Dongyun's face turned wonderful.

"Hehe! you understand. ”

"But the reality is often skinny!"

"The answer to your death is wrong, I'm sorry!" Dongyun's face almost laughed, this is all the credit of reading more! Fortunately, he is a diligent and studious student, piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, guzheng loquat, lyrics, songs, dances, and everything.

"No way! I don't believe it didn't fall to its death. ”

"If it hadn't fallen to its death, I would have eaten it. About Chaoyang, shouting with red eyes, excited.

Just when about Chaoyang was so excited that his face was red and his neck was thick, an old man sweeping the floor happened to walk past here with a broom, looking at the crowd all over the ground, and this fight for the red face and thick neck of about Chaoyang, lightly came to the sentence. "What's so controversial about this issue. Ants are starving to death. ”

This sentence of starvation shocked a large number of people, and everyone looked at the old man sweeping the floor with strange faces. I could see that his heart was cold.

"What are you looking at me! I'm starving. "The old man is in a hurry, he doesn't know anything else, he really knows, and he has seen it.

"No way, how could it be starved to death, I don't believe it if I was killed. "About Chaoyang's 'wow' jumped up.

Only Dongyun and Witty Yu'er looked straight at the old man.

Both of them are people who know the answer, Guan Jian himself didn't know it before, and he couldn't guess it, but the old man in front of him said it in one bite. It's really amazing.

"I believe it. ”

Punch Yu'er slowly stretched out her right arm and gently spread her jade palm, and when all the disciples saw these words, they were all shocked, because three blood-dazzling fonts "starving to death" appeared on it.

Yue Chaoyang looked at the three words, and immediately jumped up, kicked the ground and shouted: "Impossible, you must be cheating, how can you starve to death, not fall to death." It's absolutely impossible to fall down and not die."

Looking at the crazy man in front of him, everyone was a little sympathetic to him, these questions are simple, it is difficult for Guan Jian to be answered, even the sweeper knows that a two-star disciple like him can't answer, isn't this too shocking.

"Please clarify the confusion!" "Punch Yu'er wanted to know why he starved to death, not fell to death, even the old man sweeping the floor could answer, this answer must be true, I couldn't help but sigh that my knowledge was not comprehensive enough, and I was even more impressed by this new ordinary junior brother.

"It's really not that hard, I'm sure, this senior knows it. Turning his head and looking at the old man sweeping the floor, Dongyun was very serious, he felt that this old man was not simple, he could even say such an esoteric answer, it was really not simple.

"What seniors are not predecessors, I have swept the land here all my life, guessing. The old man couldn't help but smile smugly, betraying the ecstasy in his heart, and all the ordinary disciples looked at him with a somewhat strange face.

"It's easy!"

"Because the weight of the ant is too light, hundreds of millions of feet of high altitude fall, it can be understood as floating down, as long as it does not starve to death, it will not fall to death, so, by the time it floats down from such a height, it has already starved to death only bones and forks." Dongyun spread his hands, looked at everyone, and turned his head to look at Yoba, who had red eyes, disheveled clothes, messy hair, and a great mental breakdown.

"Accept it or not!" Looking at the wolf in front of him, Dongyun felt that he was too fragile, maybe his heart was not strong, there is a good saying, the higher you climb, the heavier you fall, that's the truth.

"Question three. About Chaoyang looked at Dongyun with red eyes.

"This question is a bit difficult, I'm afraid you won't be able to answer it. ”

Looking at such a fragile person, Dongyun really didn't want to fight anymore, although he had to take his own life just now, he really didn't want to be infamy.

I don't believe there could be anything more difficult than these two questions. Looking at the crazy Chaoyang Yue, Dongyun thought that this might be the end of the bully, and he could only satisfy him.

Dongyun smiled slightly, "Question 3." Excuse me, what is one plus one?"

"Ahemβ€”"

As soon as this question came out, everyone sprayed, even the old man who swept the floor couldn't help coughing, this question is too different, everyone knows that one plus one equals two, and a three-year-old baby can say it, not to mention this genius, it is not easy for others to ask. The main thing is that the people who asked the question have said that this question is more difficult than the first two.

"Brother, is this question really more difficult than the previous two?" Xiaoxue asked weakly.

This is also the focus of everyone's doubts.

If it's true that one plus one equals two, then do others need to ask? Punch Line also frowned, because from the perspective of the first two questions, it will not be so simple, but this question must be answered by anyone equal to two.

"It's difficult! It's really stumped a lot of talented people, so I won't write the answer, but I'm sure it's hard for you to answer. Dongyun looked at the rising sun fixedly.

"Boss, I know that one plus one equals two. ”

"Smack!"

Before he could answer about Chaoyang, a little tyrant on the side slapped this person fiercely, "Mom, if it's so simple, others still have to say it's difficult, you're stupid!"

The man stepped aside stupidly, covered his face, and looked at Dongyun with a resentful expression.

"May I ask the senior, do you know the answer?" Dongyun turned his head and looked at the old man with a broom and a goatee on the side, his perception could not be wrong, this old man was really not simple.

"Of course I do. After the old guy finished speaking, he turned his hand and swept the floor, and from time to time he muttered: "What is this question, you want me to answer, but there is no door." ”

He turned around and swept the ground, but his ears were spinning around, listening to the discussion behind him, and he also wanted to know how much this one plus one was.

Although Dongyun's face at this time was white, his face was even more not very good, because he vomited too much blood, and the clothes on his body were bloodshot, but he was in a good mood and radiant, everyone looked at him with a look of admiration, not to mention force, he could take three moves under these two-star disciples, and he was still alive and well.

"Can you answer that?"

As soon as he turned around, his eyes looked directly at the red-eyed Yue Chaoyang, at this time, about Chaoyang, his face was obviously haggard, and he was in constant pain, but it was still clear, but he didn't understand, what kind of problem is this, this plus one divided by two equals two, and it can be equal to how many.

"Equal to one?" replied Yooyang.

As soon as this answer came out, everyone was taken aback, and they didn't understand how this was calculated.

"Wrong!" Dongyun endured the twitching look at the corners of his mouth, and said in a deep voice, this about Chaoyang, his heart is really too unresolute and too self-righteous, otherwise he will definitely be able to answer equal to two.

"Equal to three?" said about Chaoyang's eyes changed slightly.

"Wrong!"

"Equal to four?" said about Chaoyang's eyes changed wildly

"Wrong!"

At this time, Yue Chaoyang's face no longer had any expression, his eyes were even more scattered, and his hair was unkempt.

"Equal to five?" said about Chaoyang's eyes, which were not very clear.

"Wrong!"

As the answers came out one by one, they got "wrong, wrong, wrong!!"

Many people have unconscious twitches at the corners of their faces.

"This idiot. Looking at the unkempt and messy about Chaoyang in front of him, Dongyun only found the word "fool" to describe him, and guessed so many answers, but he was stunned not to guess "two" can only say that he is smart but is mistaken by smart, this sentence is really reasonable, and this question is only suitable for such people.

Even the punch line on one side wants to ask, how much is this plus one low.

"What is one plus one down?"

"You say, you say!"

As if crazy, Yue Chaoyang stepped forward and grabbed Dongyun's shoulders with both hands, shook it violently, his mind was confused, and his eyes were like devils, frighteningly red, and his face was blue for a while, red for a while, and white for a while.

"You can't answer it, it's too difficult. ”