Chapter 230: His Second Uncle...... (2-in-1)
What is a weeping person?
In fact, this work is more common in rural areas.
The weeping spirit, as the name suggests, is the one who weeps and mourns.
Crying is actually a traditional custom, that is, crying is used to express feelings for the deceased.
In ancient times, people felt that the louder and sadder they wept, the more they could express their emotions, so many people couldn't cry themselves, so they asked someone to cry.
When parents, grandparents and other relatives pass away, people often have to cry because of the grief in their hearts, expressing unspeakable sadness in their hearts, which is very normal, people feel that the more sad they cry, the more "filial" they are.
In fact, many things are originally very normal, but in the rich and status, it gradually becomes tasteless, such as when holding a white event, many people feel that the filial piety of their relatives before their lives is difficult for outsiders to see, so it is better to have a scenery behind them.
Some people feel that a decent white affair can make outsiders see their filial piety, so there are various S operations.
The professional weeping people are produced under such circumstances, and their existence is to make the funeral appear more mournful and sad, creating an extremely sad atmosphere.
To put it simply, it's face!
The weeping spirit will make a lot of white things extremely sad, and the atmosphere is full of feeling, which makes the host feel quite face-saving, because that sad atmosphere is what they need, and it can be used to express the proof of "filial piety".
"Do you really have this job?" Zhang Wenhao asked.
Xue Xuan nodded: "Don't say it, there really is, some funeral services have this specially." ”
Liu Yijun also nodded: "That's right, and the income is not cheap, if you cry well, the main family will give a tip, referred to as a white envelope, usually there is a lot of money in bread, my family used to be rural, and there are really some people in the village who do this." ”
Xiao Yunuo said: "So, Chu Yunxuan's job is to go to a place where there is nothing to do and cry, right?" ”
"That's right! That's pretty much it. ”
Chu Yunxuan: "......"
Barrage:
"It's miserable, hahaha, it's miserable!"
"But...... To be honest, it is not easy to cry spiritually, if you want to do a good job, you have to cry vividly and truthfully, and you can cry with tears. ”
"Xuanshen can't do it, right? He's just an ordinary singer, it's okay to let the actor go, but Xuan Shen's words ......"
"Hahaha, this is the effect of the show, I am grass."
"It's too funny, the program team is too good, and Xuanshen is too back, why did he draw it."
“……”
Chu Yunxuan shrugged his shoulders helplessly and said, "That's the only way, director, where should I go for a while?" ”
The director smiled and said, "Teacher Chu Yunxuan, you play by yourself." ”
Chu Yunxuan nodded helplessly, and then said, "I can do the work of this weeping spirit person, but it's just ...... You'll be recognized, right? It's embarrassing to recognize. ”
"Yes, Mr. Chu Yunxuan, you may need a makeup teacher to help you put on makeup." The director said.
"That's fine." Chu Yunxuan nodded.
Then the director looked at everyone and said, "Then teachers, I wish you all a smooth and happy work today!" The live broadcast of our "Come on Workers" has officially begun! ”
Barrage:
"I'm laughing to death, I really have to see how Chu Yunxuan has to do today's work."
"The words of the weeping people...... Now let's not mention whether Chu Yunxuan can do a good job, how can he find this job? And someone needs to be able to do it, and the most important thing is that there are professional soul cryers, how can Chu Yunxuan compete with those professional spirit crying people? ”
"The program team is really interesting, I very much doubt that the program team just saw that Chu Yunxuan, the god of the variety show, was coming, and deliberately added some work in this last episode that may have an explosive effect of the show, hahaha."
“……”
"Come on Chu Yunxuan! I'll go first. ”
Jiang Wenzhou made a cheering gesture towards Chu Yunxuan.
"Teacher Jiang, come on." Chu Yunxuan said.
"Then I'm leaving, I wish you all the best." Xiao Yunuo smiled and waved his hand at Chu Yunxuan.
"Bye-bye."
Others are leaving.
And Chu Yunxuan stayed here and put on makeup.
Soon, the makeup was good.
A wig, plus some makeup, it is really not easy to recognize him as Chu Yunxuan anyway.
The director walked over and said to Chu Yunxuan: "But you don't have to worry too much about being recognized, you generally need crying spirits, there are more people in the countryside, and it is not as easy to recognize you as in the city." ”
"Okay, I'm almost there, then I'll go and see if I can find it."
"Good luck, come on, Mr. Liu, Mr. Chu Yunxuan's camera work will be handed over to you today."
A camera brother made an "ok" gesture, and then he followed Chu Yunxuan into the car with a miniature camera.
Now the live content is on someone else's side.
Chu Yunxuan was looking for a place here.
"Teacher Chu Yunxuan, where are we going?"
The driver asked Chu Yunxuan.
Chu Yunxuan thought for a while and said, "I just checked, there are some funeral service places where there are professional crying people, go to that place and see if there is any need." ”
Chu Yunxuan also showed a helpless expression.
"Okay, then you give me a place."
The eldest cameraman, Mr. Liu, proposed: "Why don't we go to that place in Pingxian County, my hometown is over there, which is not very developed, and there are more surrounding villages, but there are many rich people in that place." ”
"Okay, then go to Pingxian."
The car drove away.
……
More than forty minutes later.
Chu Yunxuan and the others came to the outside of a relatively large funeral service store in Ping County.
"Whew-"
Chu Yunxuan was still a little nervous and took a deep breath.
"Then I'll go."
Subsequently, Chu Yunxuan got out of the car, and the camera brother followed behind, using professional camera skills to shoot with a miniature camera that was not particularly conspicuous.
Meanwhile.
The picture in the live broadcast room also cut to Chu Yunxuan's side.
After all, from the beginning to the present, the whole process has been other people's live broadcasts, and now, Chu Yunxuan has made a move, and the program team is naturally focusing on Chu Yunxuan's picture.
Barrage:
"It's coming, it's coming! Xuan Shen is out! Is he going to a funeral parlor to apply for a job as a mourner? And then find yourself a job through them? ”
"I guess it's so, it looks like it's on the right track, hahaha, I'm looking forward to Xuanshen's performance."
"But to be honest, Xuan Shen is a singer, and the requirements for crying and mourning are actually quite high, although it feels funny and miserable, but I am still quite worried about him."
“……”
Chu Yunxuan came to the funeral shop.
At this moment, there are two aunts and a middle-aged man in the store.
"Who's the boss?" Chu Yunxuan asked.
The two aunts looked at the middle-aged man together.
"I am, do you have anything to do with you?"
The boss stretched out his hand to Chu Yunxuan and shook it.
"That's right, ahem...... It is... Are you here to cry and mourn? Chu Yunxuan asked awkwardly.
To be honest, Chu Yunxuan felt that he was embarrassed to death when he said this.
"Uh-"
The boss and the two aunts were also stunned when they heard Chu Yunxuan's words.
Several of them looked at each other.
Especially the two aunts looking at each other, it seems to be more reasonable.
"This... Little brother, are you going to cry and mourn? ”
The boss asked.
"Yes, it's me."
"I said, young man, it's not that easy in our business, and you look young, why do you want to do it? Won't you worry about people saying you're unlucky? ”
A fat aunt glanced at Chu Yunxuan and said.
Chu Yunxuan smiled: "Isn't this to make money." ”
"Any experience?" The boss asked.
Just finished asking, Chu Yunxuan didn't answer, he continued: "Forget it, it just so happens that I have a single business here, and the upper family needs three people, and my side is just short of one, seven hundred a game, and the crying family has a white envelope, if you are a boy and young, you can still take over the work of guarding the spirit, one thousand eight to two thousand three a night, which one do you take?" ”
Chu Yunxuan felt that he was quite lucky.
I just happened to meet a poor person.
Barrage:
"Holy! Is it really that profitable? Cry for 700 yuan, keep a vigil for 1,000 or 8 a night, I'll go! ”
"Wake up? No way! Two thousand yuan for a night's vigil, is the money coming so quickly? ”
"But don't forget, the vigil, that is the vigil, in the mourning hall where the body is parked, just you and the body stay overnight, it's okay if it's your own relatives, but people are not your relatives, are you afraid?"
“……”
Chu Yunxuan said directly: "That... I don't need to wake the spirit, just cry and mourn, I'm professional. ”
The boss nodded: "That's okay, then you can prepare, there is a manuscript here, and the situation at home is probably above, you remember it, I'll pick you up after a while, and I'll take care of the food at noon." ”
"Okay boss."
"Professional, lad? How old are you? An aunt looked at Chu Yunxuan and said.
"Auntie, don't look at me young, it's hard to cry." Chu Yunxuan said.
"I can't see it, I really can't see it, your aunt and I have been in this business for eight years, let me tell you, it's not easy."
Chu Yunxuan smiled and said, "Those two aunts will take me with you later and teach me." ”
"Cheng, when we get to the place later, you can see how we cry, you can just learn from us."
"Okay, thank you two aunts." Chu Yunxuan grinned.
Barrage:
"If you have a professional belt like Auntie, it's still simple."
"Indeed, Xuan Shen only needs to learn from them to cry, almost, and then seven hundred yuan a game, it's still very comfortable."
"But...... Don't forget, he's Chu Yunxuan, I always feel that whenever it's his live broadcast, the effect of this show is indispensable. ”
"Brother, that's a white occasion, even if Xuanshen wants to do the effect of the show, it depends on the occasion."
"Indeed, hahaha, I want to see how Xuan Shen can't cry when he cries and mourns, and he cries dryly."
Soon, the boss found them white filial piety clothes.
The cameraman also wore a filial piety cloth.
"Alright, let's get in the car."
The owner drove them to their destination with his small bread.
Obviously, in his eyes, Chu Yunxuan is the one who makes up the numbers.
Usually no one takes the initiative to find a job to cry and mourn, he was also having a headache just now, there are only two people, and there are three people.
Chu Yunxuan just hit the muzzle of the gun, as long as he didn't mess around, even if he couldn't cry tears, there would be no problem with the performance.
"Young man, let me tell you, although others in our business seem to be unlucky, but the money is still fast, you are not old, your understanding is good, you can make money in this business for two years, and it is good to start a small business when the time comes."
The boss chatted with Chu Yunxuan while driving the car.
"yes, that's what I think too, it's good to work for two years to make some money and start a small business." Chu Yunxuan said.
Boss: "But you have to remember that if you look for us to cry and mourn, the conditions at home are not bad, what you want is noodles, if you cry well, they feel that they have face, I tell you, generally white packets are indispensable, as little as a few hundred, as many as a few thousand, behave well." ”
"Okay."
Then the boss continued.
Soon, the car stopped at the gate of a manor.
There are a lot of cars nearby, and they should all come to attend the funeral.
Two huge wreaths were placed at the doorway.
There was that kind of mournful music all around.
When I came to this environment, the whole person couldn't help but enter a sad atmosphere.
Barrage:
"I'll go! Manor! It's a big family. ”
"I originally felt that this road was quite remote, and I thought that when I arrived in the countryside, it turned out to be a suburban manor."
"No wonder I invite professional crying people to come over and mourn, rich people."
“……”
The people in the live broadcast room were shocked.
Several people got out of the car.
At the gate of the manor stood a middle-aged man wearing filial piety clothes.
The boss hurriedly got out of the car and shook hands with him: "Mr. Li, mourn." ”
"Hey."
Mr. Li lowered his head and wiped his "tears" with a handkerchief.
I don't know if I'm crying dry or I can't cry.
"Mr. Li, these three are...... The person I found. ”
"Mr. Li, mourn."
"Condolences."
The two aunts hurriedly walked over.
"Thank you, please come in." Mr. Li looked at them and said in a soft voice.
"Mr. Li, mourn."
Chu Yunxuan also learned from the two aunts and shook hands with him.
"So young?" Mr. Li glanced at Chu Yunxuan and said.
"Ah, ahem, don't look young, it's also professional." The boss hurriedly said.
"Really?" Mr. Li was skeptical, and then nodded: "Then come in." ”
The boss then hurriedly urged Chu Yunxuan to walk in with the camera brother who temporarily put away the shooting.
For the time being, people in the live broadcast room can only hear the sound, and the picture can't be seen clearly.
Then, Chu Yunxuan and the two aunts followed Mr. Li to the manor.
Soon, a large group of people appeared in front.
A lot of people wear suits.
There are also some people who wear filial piety clothes.
There are also some who just carry a filial piety cloth.
They stood in the mourning hall that had been built, and the whole atmosphere seemed very heavy.
"Second uncle, you left too suddenly......"
An aunt took out her handkerchief, wept as she walked in from the crowd, and then sat down in the mourning hall and cried.
"Why don't you say it's just leaving...... He is the second uncle. ”
The other aunt also went straight into the state, took out a handkerchief and followed the first aunt, crying and walked over.
Chu Yunxuan: "......"
Ahhh
This special meow goes straight into the play?
(End of chapter)