[3—160] Misunderstanding
Siqi moved over in small steps and asked curiously, "Yuda, which is your room?" ”
Wang Yu suddenly has a feeling of being tricked now! Why was this girl fooled and ran to her house? And he was seen by the three guys, he didn't return home at night, and he took a small man to run home, it seems that his simple image is shattered.
If Liu Fei and the others knew Wang Yu's current thoughts, they would definitely shoot him, but you are still simple? You're purer than a sanitary napkin!
Now that it was obviously too late to regret it, Wang Yu stretched out his hand and pointed to the 'door' of his room. Siqi pushed the 'door' in unceremoniously, it seems that although her little plan is a little bumpy, it can be regarded as a success.
"Even if you have a 'girlfriend' friend, I'm going to grab it!" After Siqi entered the room, she muttered to herself, and then looked everywhere for any photo frames or something, wanting to see which 'woman' was robbing her, this girl is definitely not that kind of soft 'sex'.
Wang Yu went to the sofa and turned off the TV. I poured myself a glass of beer, poured it in one gulp, and it was cool in one word! Although it's good to live with a few buddies, you should always have a place of your own. Liu Fei's house will be 'handed over' immediately, and it will be renovated and moved in in a month at most. Liu Fei has always asked them all to move in when the house comes down, and they can save rent. Wang Yu still felt that it was inappropriate, the house of more than 80 square meters was not big, and when the time came, Kangning would be able to separate from him as he was now.
After the three of them entered the house, Zang Xiaoxiao was the first to turn over and lie back to the 'door' and put his ears on the 'door', and then Liu Fei and Wuwen also stuck to the wall and the ground! The whole thing is a ninja Infernal Affairs.
The three of them listened and gestured, as if they were 'communicating' in sign language!
Zang Xiaoxiao compared to the middle finger: He is a beast!
Wu Wen erected two little mother and son: contempt, contempt! Another girl was ......
Liu Fei held the circle left and right, and pointed out the entry and exit of the right hand, and then Wu Wen gestured: Another girl was circled by him!
Lighting a cigarette, Wang Yu was thinking about what he would do at night. If you can't stand staying up all night on the sofa, if you go to squeeze a 'bed' with one of the three of them, you will definitely be told by them that you are physically sick the next day, and it will spread to all your classmates!
Get in? Or forget it...... Sleep on the couch! Wang Yu snuffed out the cigarette butt fiercely, he knew that he was not Yanagishita Megumi.
"Yu, Yuda, you come in! I'm scared...... "Pretend to be pitiful, what kind of trick is this?"
Wang Yu took two deep breaths and told himself over and over again that he must control himself. He dragged his two 'legs' as if he had been filled with lead.
The three men in the room wished they had three ears! No, it's three pairs!
"Ah——!h Wang Yu had just entered the house, and Siqi almost scared herself to death with a scream!
Siqi held her fingers and bled out. Looking at Wang Yu's "bed" with a pile of books and magazines about design, Siqi wanted to help him clean up, now some books are called a classic, the paper is faster than a blade, Siqi accidentally cut his finger.
Looking at Siqi's aggrieved appearance and trembling lips, Wang Yu walked over quickly, grabbed Siqi's injured hand, and asked while taking out a tissue in his pocket, "Does it hurt?" ”
"It hurts! You tap. Siqi was not satisfied with Wang Yu's not gentle movements: "It's all bleeding, can it not hurt!" ”
"Okay, okay, I'll be gentle, I'll be gentle!" Wang Yu wiped it gently, and at the same time coaxed the child: "Be good, bear with it." Then he got up and went to get the iodine wine he brought back to disinfect Siqi after his hand was injured that day.
"It hurts, it hurts!" As soon as Siqi looked at the cotton 'stick', she knew that it was the kind of 'potion' that would be very sandy: "I don't want it, I don't want it!" ”
"No way!" Wang Yu sternly interrupted Siqi's words: "You are obedient to me!" ”
As soon as Siqi saw Wang Yu's angry appearance, she stopped talking, and then sat honestly and didn't speak. It hurts, but it's just a two-huh-hmm, whining squeak.
I remember that there is a saying in the world: seeing is believing, hearing is false.
All these conversations almost made Liu Fei, Wu Wenzang, and the three of them spurt blood to death!
'Woman': "Ahhh
Wang Yu: "Does it hurt?" ”
'Female': "It hurts, you tap." It's all bleeding, can it not hurt! ”
Wang Yu: "Okay, I'll be gentle." Be good, bear with it. ”
'Woman': "It hurts, it hurts, I don't want it." ”
Wang Yu: "No, you are obedient!" ”
'Female': "Hmm...... Not...... Not! ”
Dude, you don't want to be evil, then you're either an idiot or you didn't graduate from kindergarten! Zang Xiaoxiao can't wait to strangle Wang Yu, this kid is too fucking fast! Take off your pants and enter the house, right? Liu Fei hated them for doing this openly, and they shouted and shouted openly, which understood that they were air. Wu Wen is chanting again: I hope that when I get married, I can still have a virgin - 'woman', not a virgin, don't be a three-handed or four-handed goods...
After briefly dealing with Siqi's wounds, Wang Yu said that there were still people in the house. Quickly closed the 'door' of the room and made a booing gesture to Siqi.
"Let's talk quietly and don't disturb them." Wang Yu could think of them eavesdropping with his buttocks: "Do you want to drink anything?" I'm going to get it for you, juice or cow's milk'? ”
"I'm going to drink your 'milk'......" Siqi said mischievously as she stuck out her tongue and whispered.
Wang Yu's blood is coming to his head, you have to use words to scare me to death, you have to give up! Where did this 'girl' family learn this 'messy' nonsense, it really made Wang Yu crazy: "Siqi, if you are disobedient again, I really don't like you." ”
Siqi rolled her eyes, and didn't take Wang Yu's words, she continued to look down at her band-aided fingers, pretending to be pitiful.
Wang Yu was 'made' by her like this, and she didn't have any temper at all, this 'girl' child must not be pitiful! Especially the cute 'girl' children, especially the beautiful and cute 'girl' children. This pair of men is nidal! Sighing, Wang Yu turned around and quietly opened the 'door' to get a drink for Siqi.
Seeing Wang Yu go out, Siqi looked up at the 'door' and 'revealed' a sly smile. She was sure that Wang Yu did not have a 'girlfriend' friend. First, he dared to take himself home; Second, when he brought himself home, his roommate was not surprised or asked who she was; There are no photographs of the 'woman' in the third room, nor does it have any 'woman' cosmetics or the peculiar scent of the 'woman'.
With these three points, Siqi can be sure that Wang Yu is lying to her. But why Wang Yu lied to her, she really didn't deduce it. However, in this way, Siqi's confidence in herself seems to have increased several steps.
"Hmph, I don't believe I can't make you tempted!" Siqi whispered to the 'door': "'Tempting' men 'confusing' 'women' 360 tricks, I memorized all the tricks!" ”
Just when she was still talking to herself, Wang Yu came in with two bottles of 'milk' and a carton of juice in one hand, and a cold water cup in the other. ”
"No, nothing!" Siqi can't say what mature 'girl' tricks to see on the website, how to ** boys, how to make boys crazy for you...... I've even studied these things for a while. Although I didn't have practice, I learned a lot about the theory.
Siqi is such a 'girl' child, she is very curious and bold, there is nothing she dare not look at or do. Sometimes the brain thinks that things are 'fine' like ghosts, and sometimes nothing goes through the brain, if it weren't for the fact that this is the first time there is only one time, Siqi really wants to find someone to practice!
Wang Yu saw her nervousness, so he didn't ask her. Put the cow's milk, juice and water on the table: "I'm going to take a shower." You play on your own. ”
Siqi really snickered in her heart, and it was really the same as what was said on the Internet! Men sometimes seem to be serious, but when they really come to the 'bed' at night, they are still guarding the little princess of Tianxian (Siqi herself gave her nickname) like a 'flower' like a 'jade', sinking fish and geese, and captivating the country and the city.
Not to mention, Wang Yu went to take a bath just to calm himself down. There's no way, if you're a man, you won't sweat a little in the face of the 'jade' arms and legs that are vertical on the 'bed'? The cold water spewed out from the shower head extinguished the small flame that Wang Yu was stupid about.
The three people in the room over there were strange: Huh? Hurry up! Could it be premature ejaculation?
If a man takes a cold shower because he is facing you, then it proves that this man's 'desire' - fire has been "stimulated" by your success. At this time, you can gently knock on the bathroom room 'door' and tell him: Is it okay to wash together? - 'Seducing' the eighth style of the man!
Siqi's eyes flashed with a bad blue light, walked to the 'door' of the bathroom, knocked on the 'door' gently, and said in a gentle tone: "I want to wash the ...... with you"
Wang Yu, who was desperately rubbing the shampoo, was almost slipped by this sentence! He knew that although Siqi always looked like she knew everything, she was actually a simple 'girl' child who didn't know anything. But this 'sexual' personality that doesn't frighten people and doesn't shut up really makes Wang Yu feel cold.
This sentence not only shocked Wang Yu, but the person who eavesdropped in the house also lay on the ground: As soon as this 'girl' child is conquered, it is really your little cat, well-behaved and obedient, and playing gentle can make you gentle to death.
Wang Yu didn't dare to answer, so he quickly rinsed it clean. Siqi twisted the 'door' a few times and couldn't open it, and she wanted to smash it twice, but she thought that there were still people next door, so she endured it! She doesn't believe that this trick won't work, and the next trick won't work!
After Wang Yu's rules came out, Siqi was still staring at the 'door'. It's uncomfortable to keep an eye on Wang Yu!
"I don't have pajamas, how can I take a shower?" Siqi blinked: "I don't have any clothes to change ......"
Wang Yu took a mouthful of saliva, I just want to go out in the middle of the night to buy it for you, and there is nowhere to sell it: "Make do with it...... I'll send you back to the dormitory tomorrow and change again. ”
"Hmph~" Siqi squeezed Wang Yu into the bathroom, in fact, Wang Yu gave her a new outfit and she wouldn't wear it, because the ninth style of the 'seductive' man is how to use the bath towel to make herself more 'sexual'-sensual!