Chapter 186: That little deflated calf put his coat on Lao Tzu's body? [Please follow! ] Ask for support! 】
And Cheng Yuanyi, who is still asleep, is called a warmth when he sleeps.
After all, there are two coats on the body, and it is strange to wear one to cover the other, so it is strange if it is not warm!
In a trance, Cheng Yuanyi had a dream, dreaming that he had become Ye Fei No. 2, with strong quality and excellent skills, won the respect of everyone, was about to be promoted, and even gained the heart of a female soldier.
Just as Cheng Yuanyi was enjoying the peak moment of his life in his dream, a voice came into Cheng Yuanyi's mind.
"Cheng Yuanyi, stand guard."
Hearing this, Cheng Yuanyi in the dream was very reluctant to stand guard, while still complaining in his heart, why do I have to do it, or do I have to stand guard?
Wait! What's so wrong?
Am I forgetting something?
Stand guard?
it! It's time to call the post!
Cheng Yuanyi woke up instantly, only to find that he was actually leaning against the wall to sleep, so he hurriedly got up and touched the gun in his arms by the way.
After feeling the cold touch of Jiuwu in his arms, Cheng Yuanyi suddenly breathed a sigh of relief.
Fortunately, the gun is still there, as long as I didn't lose anything.
After sleeping on the cold ground for a long time, Cheng Yuanyi's limbs were stiff, and it took him a long time to get up from the ground.
Just as Cheng Yuanyi was struggling to get up on the ground, an earthy yellow training coat slowly slipped off his body.
Cheng Yuanyi looked at the coat on the ground, and then looked at the coat he was wearing, and "groaned" in his heart, secretly saying that he was going to suffer, and hurriedly picked up the coat to see if there were any markers such as military rank on it.
It doesn't matter if you don't look at it, if you look at it, it's so suspenseful that Cheng Yuanyi will be paralyzed!
The two two-bar four military ranks are just mounted on the coat in front of him, reminding Cheng Yuanyi of the owner of the coat in front of him!
It's over, it's over, it's over
Now something is really wrong! The kind that no one can hold!
Cheng Yuanyi hurriedly put his coat on the outside of his clothes, showing that his upper body was bulging.
When wearing it, Cheng Yuanyi didn't forget his housekeeping skills, and dragged the title off smoothly, for fear that people would find out.
After all this, Cheng Yuanyi looked at the time, it was already 3:45, and hurriedly rushed into the sentry tower to wake up the attendant.
"Veteran, veteran, it's time to call the post!"
Hearing this, the foreman who was napping in a daze woke up instantly, raised his head and muttered.
"Ah, is it? I'll go."
After speaking, the foreman slowly got up, stumbled and sleepwalked, and returned to the building to call the post.
Seeing the figure of the foreman disappearing, Cheng Yuanyi's heart was at war between heaven and man!
There's never been a better time to get rid of your coat!
As soon as the sentry who took over the guard came out, he found that the number of coats was wrong, and he would have to show his stuffing when the time came!
After hesitating for a moment, Cheng Yuanyi finally made a decision and ran towards the dormitory.
After hiding this two-bar coat in the storage room on the first floor, Cheng Yuanyi hurriedly returned to the sentry tower.
This extremely risky move worked well, and neither the foreman nor the sentinels who came to pick up the guard noticed it.
When the handover process was over, Cheng Yuanyi went into the storage room again, holding this two-bar coat and crying without tears.
What to do, what to do, what to do!
Or take the initiative to find the squad leader to admit your mistakes?
Cheng Yuanyi imagined the scene when Ye Fei was woken up by himself, and then found that he had a two-bar coat in his hand, and he shuddered violently and shook his head frantically.
No way! Absolutely not! The squad leader must clean me up to death!
But this coat can't be left here!
After struggling for a long time, I didn't know what Cheng Yuanyi thought, so I took my coat and observed the situation in the hall with a probe, and found that there was no movement, so I walked in the direction of the team headquarters.
The door of the team dormitory was open, and it was estimated that he had forgotten to close the door when he came back from the post, and the two commanders of the first squadron were sleeping soundly in bed.
Cheng Yuanyi wanted to throw his clothes into the team headquarters and leave directly, but looking at Wu Shiqi's sleeping figure, Cheng Yuanyi didn't know if his head was on the wrong string or what, so he stepped forward directly and covered this two-bar coat on Wu Shiqi!
Before putting it on, Cheng Yuanyi didn't forget to glue it back!
Fortunately, Wu Shiqi didn't wake up, and it seemed that he slept more soundly!
Cheng Yuanyi realized what he had done, and his eyes widened instantly, but now that the coat has covered Wu Shiqi, what else can he do?
Could it be that Wu Shiqi picked up the coat again?
That's not how death is done!
Cheng Yuanyi simply tiptoed out of the team headquarters, and observed at the door for a while, making sure that Wu Shiqi had no intention of waking up, and then ran wildly and returned to the dormitory as if fleeing for his life.
After pouring two or three glasses of water in a row, Cheng Yuanyi calmed down and returned to bed, intending to continue sleeping.
But no matter how big Cheng Yuanyi is, it would be strange if he could fall asleep at this time!
Cheng Yuanyi's chest kept pounding, and his mind was full of fear of what would happen in the future.
Seeing this, Cheng Yuanyi simply didn't sleep, and got up directly to fold the quilt.
Behave well, strive to brush up more favorability, and let the squad leader punish himself lightly when the time comes
This positive performance worked very well, Ye Fei woke up and saw that Cheng Yuanyi had already gotten up and folded the quilt, and praised him a few words.
Hearing this, Cheng Yuanyi's cold sweat flowed, and he secretly said in his heart that he hoped that you would praise me like this tomorrow.
Soon, the time for the assembly came.
Seeing that the personnel had arrived, Captain Ye originally planned to directly order the exercise, after all, it was like this in the past.
But Ye Fei watched Wu Shiqi, who was gloomy in his face, walk out of the building, still carrying a coat in his hand, and immediately guessed what was going on.
There must be a sentry who took a nap at night and was covered with a coat by the leader!
It can only be said that Ye Fei's imagination is still limited, the first half of the matter is indeed as he thought, but the development of the second half is definitely something he never dreamed of!
Without waiting for Ye Fei to ask, Wu Shiqi walked directly to the front of the queue and scolded!
"That little deflated calf, put the coat on Lao Tzu in the middle of the night?"
"Little bastard, don't you know who you are!"
Wu Shiqi was very angry, dancing with his hands, and even the dialect came out, scolding all the time!
After scolding, Wu Shiqi glanced at the queue viciously, and ordered Ye Fei to lead the team out for exercise, while he ran in the direction of the organ building.
Don't blame Wu Shiqi for being angry, and he is so angry.
Do you know that after he woke up, he found a two-bar and four-bar coat covering his body, which made him feel the feeling of being promoted to two bars and four colonels in seconds, this kind of god-fast promotion, what a huge impact on his young heart!
I almost didn't scare him out!
When everyone in the team heard this, their eyes widened and their faces were full of shock!
Mother, this is the little ancestor of that class? So bold?
And put the coat on the captain's body?
Why don't you cover the detachment leader?
Watching Wu Shiqi trot in the direction of the detachment organ, a guess gradually emerged in everyone's hearts.
Forehead. Something doesn't seem right
This coat should be the captain of the detachment.
Reasonable!
Ye Fei was also stunned, and it took a long time to come back to his senses and ask the queue.
"Who did it? Come out and admit it yourself, don't arrest you out when the time comes, everyone will be uncomfortable! ”
Ye Fei didn't expect the parties to admit it, but there were foremen in every shift, and these were only served by veterans.
To say that these people can do such a thing as putting a coat on Wu Shiqi, Ye Fei resolutely doesn't believe it!
Definitely a new recruit!
The foreman should always know something, right?
But Ye Fei was disappointed, the foreman who stood on the same shift as Cheng Yuanyi slept like a dead pig, he could know a fart!
Seeing that no one admitted it, Ye Fei had no choice but to give the order to go out and start today's ten-kilometer training.
As soon as the picture turned, Wu Shiqi was standing in front of the door of the detachment headquarters, hesitated for a long time, and still knocked on the door.
"Report!"
"Get in!"
Hearing this, Wu Shiqi hurriedly entered the detachment headquarters, and after saluting Nie Haifeng, he immediately began to admit his mistake and apologize.
"Report to the detachment leader, Wu Shiqi, the leader of the first squadron, come and return the coat!"
"Let the detachment leader bother! After I go back, I will definitely strengthen education and resolutely prevent the recurrence of this incident! ”
Hearing this, Nie Haifeng didn't rush to deal with him, but raised his head, looked at him inexplicably several times, and only after a long time did he slowly speak.
"What event? Are you talking about the incident where the sentry fell asleep outside? ”
"Oh, it's nothing, didn't I put my coat over him."
"You really have to pay more attention to this kind of thing, what if the sentry freezes, how to train the next day."
"Did you say?"
Seeing Nie Haifeng's crazy yin and yang weird anger, Wu Shiqi broke out in a cold sweat, and it took a long time before he spoke.
"Detachment leader, I already recognize the magnitude of the problem!"
"When I go back, I'll definitely teach well"
Before Wu Shiqi could finish speaking, Nie Haifeng instantly became furious, kicked Wu Shiqi, and scolded.
"Education education education, education fart!"
"A night shift, the foreman and the sentry are sleeping opposite each other, what do you, the military commander, eat?"
"I also know that your squadron has been training intensively recently, and the soldiers are generally tired, so you, the cadre commander who doesn't need to stand guard, don't know how many times to check the post. A few reminders? ”
"Do you still use Lao Tzu to teach you this kind of thing?"
"I don't care what you do with those two sentinels, but you are primarily responsible for this matter!"
"After you go back, write a 10,000-word review, and when the detachment cadre meeting is held this week, you go up and read it, and your attitude must be profound!"
"If there is a next time, you and Han Li will stand on the night guard for Lao Tzu! Two for one! ”
"Yes!"
was scolded by Nie Haifeng, Wu Shiqi didn't dare to breathe, and it wasn't until Nie Haifeng finished scolding that he dared to reply loudly.
Seeing this, Nie Haifeng didn't bother to talk nonsense with him, and said angrily.
"Put the coat away, get out."
Hearing this, Wu Shiqi hurriedly put his coat on the table, but did not leave, but hesitated in place, as if he didn't know how to speak.
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(End of chapter)