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Niu Dan was very puzzled, and asked in a very heavy Hebei accent: "If you don't give money, you've been busy for a year." ”
Xiao Shenyang continued to play scoundrel: "You can say anything now, just don't mention money to me." ”
The milk factory couldn't pay any money, and seeing that there was no money to take home after a hard year, Niu Dan lost his temper and copied the guy directly with his co-workers.
"Say, is there any?"
The wooden fork hit the door of his head, and Xiao Shenyang sneered: "It's not bad money, it's not bad money!" Who told you I'm short of money? ”
For the first time, laughter erupted in the theater.
This is from the plot of the movie, and more from Xiaoshenyang, who has just appeared on the Spring Festival Gala.
Xiao Li couldn't help but sigh, it turns out that this movie is still linked to this year's Spring Festival Gala!
Saying that, Xiao Shenyang took out an IOU to complain, he had no money because others owed money and did not pay it back, if Niu Dan and others could repay the debt, the money would be theirs.
Niu Dan and the others subsided their anger, and finally chose an IOU of 20,000 yuan and gave up 80,000 yuan, but they were blamed by the workers, and Niu Geng said in principle that he would only take what he should take:
"People can not measure themselves, but they have to be kind!"
A few simple shots, set up by the two protagonists.
A shrewd and snobbish successful person who is unforgiving, and another low-level migrant worker who has no culture but is kind.
Oh no, Xu Chenggong is still a man with a junior.
Because the next scene explains this.
So this is the story of a rich scumbag and a poor and honest migrant worker.
After Xiao Li and the audience had their first impression, they felt a little more excited.
But, that's it.
After all, so far, there don't seem to be many laughs, just a small Shenyang, and "whatever".
But there's no hurry.
It's only been a few minutes.
The next meeting between these two people must be very interesting.
Sure enough, soon in the next shot, the two met directly.
The embarrassment of a pair of happy enemies also began.
Laughter in the cinema also began to become more frequent.
First at Shenyang Airport, the two met.
Niu Dan took a plane for the first time, and when he bought a ticket, he actually asked "standing ticket or taking a ticket".
Xu Chenggong in the back was disdainful, and laughter sounded in the theater slightly.
Then Niu Dan encountered milk and could not get on the plane, and the staff was selfless.
Niu Dan thought about it and took a bite directly.
A large bucket of milk went down to the stomach, and everyone was stunned.
"Talent!"
The audience praised Xu Chenggong in the movie at the same time.
Then the two met on the plane, one was self-acquainted, and directly shook off what he was going to do, one was cold, and looked at the other like a fool.
Soon the plane took off, and the milk just now worked.
The cow egg began to vomit and wanted to vomit, but he was reluctant, so he swallowed the milk that he vomited out.
The theater laughed.
But this is not over, Niu Dan then made an astonishing remark: "Can the plane windows be opened, it's a little stuffy." ”
The audience has already laughed, and Xu Chenggong in the movie just wants to stay away from him.
But the strongest skill of Niu Dan is not yet here.
Soon, Niu Dan sat uncomfortably and didn't want to take the plane, and the crow's mouth started: "It would be good if the plane encountered heavy fog." ”
In the next second, the plane encountered heavy snow and really returned.
Xu Chenggong looked at Niu Dan's eyes like looking at a fairy.
At this time, he did not realize the seriousness of the matter.
But the audience has realized where the fun lies.
Next, the cow egg is expected to activate the crow's beak.
Sure enough, it was soon fulfilled.
The plane will return to its home and may not fly until the day after tomorrow.
In desperation, Xu Chenggong had no choice but to change trains.
As a result, I wanted to buy a soft sleeper, but I only got a hard seat.
Anyone sitting in a hard seat knows what it's like.
At this time, from Shenyang to Changsha, a thousand kilometers away, Xu Chenggong's face was green.
But for the Spring Festival, it is difficult to buy tickets, so what to do, you can only sit hard.
Then enter the waiting area of the railway station, and the movie shows in detail the waiting area of the current Spring Festival.
At the same time, in the version currently released, a link that was later deleted has also been added.
That is, Xu Chenggong complained to his wife in the waiting hall about sitting in a hard seat, and the next second he encountered a scammer who sold a mobile phone.
It was also a regular view in the station at that time.
Two people are crooks, a man and a woman.
In the uncut version of the original version, the female liar made a cameo appearance by Li Xiaolu, and this time it was replaced by Lao Zhao's two apprentices, "Zhao Si" and "Yadan" made a cameo.
The female liar is very good at getting things done, her mouth is very sweet, and she is a boss in one bite.
But what kind of person is Xu Chenggong, the monkeys are not as good as him, the duo was a little stunned in a few words, Zhao Si lay down decisively, and came to a signature sprinkling and rolling porcelain, but it was still useless to Xu Chenggong.
As soon as the camera turned, Xu Chenggong stood next to the station patrol police.
The duo ran straight away.
Originally, Ye Weiming said that he wanted to delete this paragraph.
But Lu Ping'an decided to keep it.
On the one hand, it is in the original film, and on the other hand, it can be regarded as a warning.
At least if the audience who has watched the movie really encounters this situation, they should be vigilant.
Well, it's definitely not the reason why Lu Ping'an was deceived like this in his previous life.
In short, if there is danger, find the police uncle!
Northeast Lao Zhao also feels that it is necessary to keep this, although people are crazy now, they are still very supportive of this kind of thing.
After the episode, Xu Chenggong finally got on the bus, and he was already in a bad mood, and he encountered a war-like crowded scene in the carriage.
That scene scared the theater audience.
Xiao Li said to his friends: "See, this is the reason why our family does not return to our hometown." ”
Xu Chenggong, who finally sat down in his position, just took a breath, and actually met the crow-billed cow egg again.
What's worse is that the tickets of the two are actually the same!
Another quarrel ensued.
Xu Chenggong won the quarrel, because he looked like a rich man, how could he buy fake tickets?
But seeing that the attendant was going to drive Niu Dan off the car, Xu Chenggong showed kindness and helped Niu Dan make up the ticket.
It's just that soon, he searched for counterfeiting methods on his mobile phone and found that his ticket was a fake ticket.
Out of guilt, Xu Chenggong let Niu Dan sit for a while, and Niu Dan sighed "I met a noble person when I went out".
The kind-hearted cow egg made the theater audience shout, this kind of person is really afraid that he will not live for a few days in society.
The rest of the journey continues.
When the destination Changsha was getting closer and closer, the handsome guy with Han Geng's cameo cameo got on the bus, which surprised the little fans in the theater.
Then the crow's beak starts again, and the tunnel collapses.
The audience in the theater laughed, saying that they had known for a long time.
The train couldn't move, and everyone could only get off in Wuhan to change the passenger car, which was already the twenty-ninth day of the New Year, hundreds of kilometers away from Changsha, but it looked far away in the sky.
Sure enough, the crow's mouth continued to start, the bus encountered a traffic jam, and there was an accident on the trail and hit someone.
This scene, which has always been silly, finally came into play, and a Heimlich therapy solved the big crisis.
Everyone continued to get into the car, but they encountered the begging girl played by Xiao Song Jia again.
Niu Dan, who had just made a great contribution, broke out with kindness this time and gave away all the money on his body, Xu Chenggong couldn't persuade him.
Xu Chenggong doesn't care, in his worldview, this kind of person deserves to be deceived.
The audience felt the same way, and of course some people felt that there would be a reversal.
And the movie did start the overall reversal from here. (End of chapter)