509 Wonderful Nights (5)

The scene was chaotic for a while, but comedy always had a comedy effect.

Chi You was still angry one second, and waved his hand the next, "Forget it, it doesn't matter whose descendant you are, give me the turtle back plate." ”

The cowboy and Zhao Kuo in the container began to shout: "Don't give it to him!" ”

Chiyou shouted: "Don't make noise! ”

Then he goes back and threatens the protagonist while revealing more clues about the turtle's backboard:

"The power of this turtle's back plate is unimaginable to you, a successful technology company, Xiyiou, restoring life is just one of the tricks, with it, I can open the door of time and space, summon mysterious power from the desolation, and help me dominate the world, so if you don't mind, give me the turtle back plate."

Dozens of spears continued to be aimed at the two of them.

As a last resort, the protagonist had to hand over the turtle's back plate.

Chi You didn't delay, took the turtle's back plate, snapped his fingers and left.

As a result, he was quickly left behind by the protagonist's words.

"Oh, I thought you were looking for Huarong Dao or Luban Lock."

Chi You and the others stopped, turned around and said curiously: "Huarong Dao? Luban lock? ”

"That's right, it's not a good thing, it's just that you defeated Yan Huang."

"What kind of thing is Yan Huang, I'm Chi You, say, what are Huarong Dao and Lu Ban Suo!"

"After Huarong Dao is opened, it is a gadget that can make people and gods melt instantly, Luban lock is simpler, lock everything, the gods can't run, Yan Huang was locked at that time, and then Huarong Dao. You know. ”

Fan Chenggong began to flicker carelessly, Chi You really fell on the set, the more he listened, the more he longed for it, this kind of artifact must be used by me! Then he began to threaten the father and son to take him to find him.

Fan Chenggong decisively took them to the wooden box where the blue whale was, and then, as soon as the box was opened, the blue whale angrily spewed out a column of water.

While spraying Chiyou and the others into the air, it also destroyed other wooden boxes here, so all kinds of animal skeletons were resurrected.

And the turtle back plate also fell back into the protagonist's hand smoothly.

Chi You was furious: "Chase! ”

The protagonist runs away with his son in a hurry.

The scene was completely chaotic.

The water column of the blue whale triggered the rampaging of all the animal skeletons and models in the area.

Coupled with the chasing soldiers, the protagonist's father and son are about to be blocked.

Fortunately, at this moment, a clear male voice and the roar of a motor sounded.

"Five-flowered horses, daughter-in-law, Hu'er will exchange for fine wine!"

Li Bai, played by Brother Hu, saw him holding the handle in one hand, holding a sword in the other, and a three-wheeled motorcycle painted as a civet fox whistle approached under his crotch.

The audience saw that this is not a "five-flowered horse"!

Li Bai drifted, came to the protagonist, braked, and shouted: "What are you waiting for, get in the car!" ”

The protagonist is a little confused, but there are chasing soldiers in the back, there are pterosaurs in the air, and there are all kinds of fierce beasts around him, so he can't care about anything.

He threw his son into the side three-wheeled tipping bucket, and as a result, he heard a whine, it turned out that there was still a person inside!

"Leave him alone, get in the car!"

Li Bai laughed, twisted the motorcycle throttle, and the protagonist got into the car.

Then the "five-flowered horse" drifted all kinds of drifts, and while throwing off the chasing soldiers, Li Bai also began to introduce himself: "I am Li Bai, the Tang Dynasty poet immortal Li Bai!" ”

After saying a word, he faced the wind, laughed, and then began to chant the verse: "Five-flowered horse, daughter Qiu"

That look, very chic and debauched, but before the poem was finished, the general-like person in the bucket spoke: "Can you stop saying these few lines of poetry all the time!" ”

The audience looked at it, and this person turned out to be played by Chen Long.

Chen Long also began to introduce: "Hello, I'm Huo Quai. ”

As soon as the words fell, Li Bai, who was dashing and wild over there, said: "You come to drive, I don't know the road!" ”

Huo Qu was sick and vigorous, and immediately changed positions with Li Bai, and then said confidently: "Recognize the way, I am a professional!" ”

Fan Haoran in the flip bucket also said with admiration at this time about Huo Quai's exploits: "Champion Hou Huo Quai, at the age of eighteen, he was appointed as the captain of Yao, led 800 cavalry into the desert, won the whole army twice, and was knighted as the champion Hou." At the age of twenty, he was promoted to hussar general, commanded two battles in Hexi, captured the Xiongnu and sacrificed to Tianjin, and took Qilian Mountain, at the age of twenty-three, he and Wei Qing led the army deep into Mobei, and eliminated the main force of the Xiongnu Zuoxian King in the battle of Mobei, and sealed the wolf Juxu! ”

"Haha, little meaning!" Huo Quai's illness was so happy.

Li Bai also took out the wine bag: "This can't be a sip to celebrate?" Come on, come on, five-flowered horses, daughters, Hu'er will exchange for wine! ”

It's the same poem again.

Fan Chenggong: "Why is it still this one?" ”

Li Bai: "Okay, then change the song, um. Haha, there you have it, listen up! ”

Just when the father and son and the audience thought that they were going to change the poem, Li Bai still said the same sentence: "Five-flowered horse, daughter Qiu"

Huo Quzhi held the handlebar of the motorcycle with one hand at this time, turned his head and nodded his head to the father and son: "His batch of production is not very qualified, forgive me." ”

The camera is locked on Li Bai's buttocks, which is a metal nameplate with the number "1313" on it.

The father and son and the audience all suddenly realized and then expressed their understanding.

Li Bai didn't care at all, the sword was unsheathed, cut through the mineral water tank on the side of the road, and handed a few bottles of mineral water to Huo Quai: "Then replace wine with tea!" After drinking this cup, let's rush out! Five-flowered horse"

"Don't drink and drive, don't drink while driving."

Huo Quzhi refused, and the audience laughed.

"Okay, tea instead of wine!"

Huo Qubing didn't refuse, took the mineral water bottle, looked at the chasing soldier in front of him, drank it in one gulp, and then shouted at the chasing soldier opposite: Kill !!

Then the BGM was on fire, and so were the four people on the motorcycle!

But in the next second, Huo Quzhi covered his stomach: "No, no, no, I can't drink water, I just drank water and died." ”

As he spoke, he fell down, and Li Bai shouted: "Go sick!" ”

And then jumped off as well.

As a result, father and son were left on the motorcycle.

The two new characters went offline at the speed of light, and everyone laughed.

Some of you who know a little bit of history have long enjoyed it.

Li Bai's rumors of the wine and sword immortal, Huo Quai's own navigation stalk, and the historical facts of his death, there are bitter and sweet, which are skillfully combined, and they are interesting to all beings.

I don't know much about history and didn't get this stalk, but I was also amused by these two silliness.

Seeing that he was about to hit the container, Fan Chenggong stabilized the steering wheel, drifted, and entered the next passage, but the shelves behind him collapsed and he couldn't go back.

didn't have time to worry about the situation of the two Hanhan, the son shouted in the flip bucket: "Dad, ahead!" ”

Fan Chenggong turned around, then braked sharply, and stopped dangerously in front of a little girl dressed in the Qing Dynasty.

At this time, the eyes of the audience in the theater lit up.

This is Liu Qianqian!

The costumes of the Qing Dynasty are simple and exquisite, with a braid hanging down on one side, matching the face, a good lady of the Qing Dynasty.

And Wang Zhenyi was obviously frightened by the sudden motorcycle at this time, her expression was full of fear, but at the same time, she had a strong desire for knowledge in her eyes. (End of chapter)