[007] What does it have to do with me?
γDing! Congratulations to the host for completing the repeated task of robbing the hostess's house, and a random reward of ten yuan in cash, please pay attention to check. γ
Ten yuan plus ten yuan, Tang Zhi's property instantly changed from one piece of two cents and eight pieces to twenty-one pieces of two cents and eight!
"Gone, gone, scattered." After Tang Zhi accepted the money, he immediately let go, waved his hand, and led everyone home.
"Mother, these five pieces are for you to make a family." After returning home, Tang Zhi immediately began to divide the spoils, first giving Tang's mother five yuan, and then giving Tang Xiaoliu one piece, "Xiaoliu, this is a reward for you, you just did a good job." β
Tang's mother confiscated the money, "This is what you are coming from, you can keep it for yourself." β
Tang Xiaoliu was stupid, touched his head and drooled and said, "Hehe, I don't want money, I want to eat chicken." β
Tang Zhi sighed very exaggeratedly, and pretended to be complaining: "Mother, you don't want anything I give you, this is treating me as an outsider?" Tang Zhi has a northeastern accent, which is more authentic than what the original owner said.
"Don't talk nonsense, just take it!" Tang's mother quickly took the money and praised her very happily: "My daughter is really getting more and more filial, and she knows how to give money to her mother." β
Tang Zhi smiled, turned his head to look at Tang Xiaoliu, stuffed the money into his hand, and said in surprise: "If you give this money to your mother, you will say that you will buy two meat buns to eat at your mother's place, and see if your mother is willing." β
Tang Xiaoliu listened to Tang Zhi's words very much, and immediately handed the money to Tang's mother, and said, "Mother, buy two meat buns to eat, the meat buns are delicious." β
Tang's mother rolled her eyes, took the money quickly, and said with a smile: "Okay, okay, give you food." β
Tang Zhi took Tang's mother to the kitchen again, pointed to the old hen in the corner who had broken her neck and said, "Mother, eat chicken." β
"Ah, where did the chickens come from?" Tang's mother was taken aback, "You killed our chickens?" β
"No, it was stolen from next door." Tang Zhi continued to smile.
"What?" Tang Mu was dumbfounded, her voice quickly lowered, and she said with a hint of excitement: "This, if this is discovered......
"You did it now, there is no proof of death, and it's okay to find out." Tang Zhili is confident.
"Yes, there is no proof of death, I'll stew it now!"
Tang's mother moved quickly, Tang Zhi left the kitchen with confidence, and met the complicated sight of the rest of the Tang family.
"Sister, did you really go next door to steal chickens?" Tang Xiaoqi asked cautiously.
Tang Zhi sighed in his heart, this family is too small is not good, and it is easy to be heard if everything is said.
Tang Zhi found a comfortable place for himself to sit down, and did not reply, but pointed at Tang Xiaoliu, and asked out loud: "Xiaoliu, do you want to eat chicken?" β
"Yes!" Familiar routines, familiar tastes.
"Then tell me, what did you do wrong just now, and if you say it right, you can eat chicken." Tang Zhi asked unexpectedly again.
Tang Xiaoliu was stunned with a capital letter, "I, I didn't do anything wrong." β
"Think about it, if you can't think of it, there will be no chicken." Tang Zhi's threatening appearance with a smile is really indescribable.
Tang Xiaoliu was aggrieved in an instant, and cried: "I didn't do anything wrong, I was obedient, I listened to my sister, I did whatever my sister said, and I didn't do anything bad." β
Tang Zhimian did not change his face and said: "What I let you do is the wrong thing, you are obedient, but you also do it wrong." β
The Tang family was here at this time, except for the second brother Tang, who was very speechless when they heard this.
You know it's wrong, you still let people do it, and you do it and say that people are wrong, what's wrong with that?
"I, what did I do wrong?" Tang Xiaoliu was completely stunned, his brain was not a reasonable brain.
Tang Zhi sighed and took the initiative to say: "It's wrong to light a fire at will, and it's also wrong to steal, you have to be obedient when I ask you to do it, but if someone else asks you to do it, you must not do it, you know?" β
Tang Xiaoliu's mind turned around many times, and finally summed up one point, "I know, I just listen to my sister's words, and I don't listen to others!" β
"Can you take other people's things casually?" Tang Zhi raised his eyebrows and asked.
"Sister let me take it, if I don't let it, I won't take it!" Who said that Xiaoliu is stupid, look at how perfect this answer is.
"Yes, remember this sentence, my sister will take you to eat and drink spicy!"
Tang Zhi was satisfied, but the rest of the Tang family was even more speechless, is it really appropriate to fool a little fool like this?
"Let's let let's let, let's stew the chicken with mushrooms."
The Tang family's lunch was very rich, not only a big dish of chicken stewed with mushrooms, but also fried cabbage scraps and wild vegetable potato soup, which was as rich as the old Tang family's Chinese New Year's Eve dinner.
The Tang family all ate with a mouth full of oil, but only Tang Xiaoliu ate with oil all over his face, which made everyone disgusted.
γDing! Congratulations to the host for completing the repeated task of eating the hostess's chicken, and randomly reward two sets of cotton jackets and pants and five pairs of cotton shoes, please pay attention to check. γ
As soon as the sound of the system ended, the sudden sound of the tractor sounded, and Tang Zhi suddenly had a not very good feeling.
Sure enough, after a while, I heard someone outside the door shouting: "Is Comrade Tang Zhi at home?" Your godfather sent you a package! β
"I@#Β₯......&*()!!" Tang Zhi scolded and rushed out, "Little waste, you have to thank yourself for being a garbage system, but as long as you have a body, I have to dismantle you!" β
Tang Zhi scolded the system and scolded the postman, "Which post office are you a postman, have you been allowed to deliver packages so loudly?" If you shout like this again, be careful that I beat you! β
The postman looked innocent, blinked his big eyes like a little fool, and asked very mechanically, "Are you Comrade Tang Zhi?" You grandpa......"
Damn it!
"Shut up! I am, give me the pen, and I'll sign for it! "No, this is a tool man who is dominated by the system!
The package was still taken by the third brother Tang and the fourth brother Tang, and the mother fox of Tang asked: "Little five, where did you come from as a godfather?" β
"One day I rescued an old man with a brain problem, and the old man called him grandfather when he saw everyone, and over time, everyone called him grandfather." After Tang Zhi finished speaking, he added with a sympathetic face: "Alas, I am just kind-hearted, and I can always meet people in need." β
Tang Zhi didn't look at everyone's faces after speaking, and quickly opened the package and said, "Mother, take a look at what is in this package, I look at a lot of things." β
When the package was opened, the most eye-catching thing was the two sets of cotton jackets and pants, one in red and one in purple, which were festive and dizzy.
"Junk system, what else do you say about random rewards, if you don't cheat, I'll write the Tang character upside down!" Tang Zhi couldn't hold back, and began to scold the system again.
[Write, what does it have to do with me!] The system didn't hold back, and an accent with a northeastern-flavored accent popped up!
Who do you look down on, I really think the system can't speak!
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