Chapter 1 Pre-sale of funeral tickets, the first list can be buried together
"I'm too tired to live, start pre-selling tickets for my funeral, those who pay more can sit on my coffin board, the first list can be buried with me, and friends who like it, please quit the live broadcast room and block the anchor."
Lu Qianyun was lying on the rocking chair, looking up at the sky at 45 degrees without love, holding a coconut shell in her right hand, and her mouth moved slightly, putting a straw in her mouth and sucking a mouthful of coconut water.
There is no such thing as not being crazy at work, it's just the difference between being crazy in the morning and going crazy at night.
After fishing on the rocking chair for half an hour, the staff in front of Lu Qianyun had already lifted about a dozen wooden planks in a place where they couldn't see in the live broadcast room, all of which read:
[Give me a quest!! 】
If it weren't for the live broadcast now, she estimated that these already hideous people would rush up and give her a critical blow.
Helpless, after going crazy, she could only put down the coconut shell, pick up the mobile phone, and drag the body of the ninety-nine-year-old left-behind man to stand up against the sun and beat eighty-eight buckets of water.
Looking around the yard, the dilapidated yard was so barren that rats didn't want to visit, the yellow hay in the corner of the wall was almost taller than a person, and the windows on the wooden house creaked in the wind, and it felt like it was going to fall in the next second.
Lu Qianyun put the phone aside and found a place to prop it up, picked up a shovel and went to the corner to hoe the grass.
While hoeing, he hummed a little song: "Dig and dig and dig in the small broken yard, and the little mane flower doesn't dare to spend ......"
Who would have thought that she would wear a book and a star with a not very normal brain after drinking a little wine.
The original book is a cool article on the counterattack of the grassroots heroine in the entertainment industry that she has read.
The original body is the vicious female partner in the book, the stumbling block on the road of the heroine's counterattack, and the existence that the heroine has to say a word.
has no strength but is very demonic, and was scolded by netizens on Weibo.
Well...... How to say it.
Just got rid of the mess of his previous life, but he didn't expect to wake up and take over another one.
Lu Qianyun couldn't help but hold her forehead speechlessly, it is definitely impossible to continue to follow the plot, now withdraw from the circle and enjoy life......
She felt that there was only one ten-yuan left in her pocket, and the balance of her bank card seemed to be a circle of duck eggs, and immediately gave up this idea.
It's not that the original body is too poor, it's that the company she signed is too black-hearted.
If you want money, you have to go according to the company's arrangement.
There is such a popular artist as Lu Qianyun in a small company, how can she be willing to let her go if the wool is not clean.
80% of the money obtained from participating in various activities is pressed on the company's account, and only when the original person participates in the next activity arranged by the company, will she give all the money from the previous activity.
Even sometimes the company does not pay money, and when the original person goes to the company to ask for money, the company's boss calls her to the office and starts to draw a pie for her.
"You are the pillar of our company, and now use your money to build the company, and you are the veteran of the company."
"This time is too busy, wait a few months, I will give you the company's shares, so that the company will be listed in the future, and you will be the shareholder!"
But the original body still eats this set.
It seems that I have to go back to my old job in my previous life, Lu Qianyun was an artist in the entertainment industry in her previous life, and her business ability was super strong, but she later withdrew from the circle for some reasons.
"Lu Qianyun, gather at the entrance of the village!"
The sound of shouting loudly in the distance came, Lu Qianyun got up and moved his body, threw down his hoe and walked towards the entrance of the village.
When she wore it, she was participating in a live variety show called "My Slow Life", and the audience could watch how a group of celebrities lived a slow life.
Every day, the director will release a fixed task for the guests to complete, for example, the assistant director who just held up the sign frantically is supervising her to complete the task of cleaning the yard in the morning.
According to the process list given by the director team, calling her to the entrance of the village must be to release the afternoon's task.
It's just that the list clearly says that it will be released at two o'clock in the afternoon, why is it not yet one o'clock and it will pass?
Walking on the road, Lu Qianyun sorted out the plot in the original book in her mind.
On this variety show, Lu Qianyun acted as a brainless demon, and these behaviors can be said to be the last straw that crushed her, because she was too powerful, she was completely banned by the entertainment industry, and Weibo collapsed directly on the same day.
Not for anything else, just to celebrate this day, netizens called this day "the first year of the sacrifice to Lu".
thought that the bad environment in her previous life was enough for her to drink a pot, but who would have thought that she could encounter an even worse environment.
But......
She still thinks it's good now, after all, she feels very happy to be away from that group of people, as soon as she mentions them, Lu Qianyun thinks of all the things she has experienced, she shuddered, and her scalp was directly numb.
At this time, the live broadcast room of the variety show is about to explode:
[Lu Qianyun is really crazy, let others wait for her at the entrance of the village for an hour, she was still leisurely basking in the sun and drinking coconut water here just now, it's really shameless! ] 】
[I just came in, and I feel that the beauty just spoke very humorously, and it looks good.] I'm number one, and I'm going to be buried with you! 】
[Upstairs is the first time I've seen this woman, let me tell you that she is not a good person, she has a lot of bad deeds, and the things she has done can't be counted in the palm of two palms, I advise you to speak carefully. 】
[This woman is not a good thing at first glance, her reputation in the entertainment industry is so bad, there must be something wrong with her character. 】
[Lu Qianyun really hates it, our sister-in-law cooperated with Shi Yingdi in the last drama, but I didn't expect Lu Qianyun to post on Weibo to tell lies, Shi Yingdi is in love with her, please pay attention to proportions when filming, this directly makes our sister-in-law embarrassed. 】
[Why is the live broadcast now?] Didn't you say that it only opened at two o'clock in the afternoon when the task was released? Suddenly the live broadcast is really sudden, I haven't prepared it yet. 】
[Upstairs, you understand suddenness! ] 】
Sister Zhang, Lu Qianyun's agent who was guarding in front of the live broadcast room, is about to explode now.
Before the company arranged for Lu Qianyun to go to variety shows, she had repeatedly instructed her to stabilize her focus and work diligently, so that she could earn some popularity on variety shows, so that she would not be scolded 24 hours a day, and she would always be scolded on the hot search for 300 days out of 365 days.
Every week when netizens are unhappy, they will drag her out and scold her.
But how did she do it when she got on a variety show? Completely take what she says for you!
blatantly slammed during the live broadcast, and even said such things as selling her funeral tickets, she had to suspect that Lu Qianyun was evil, and suddenly began to fall ill.
I just don't want to mix in the circle!
Sister Zhang's lungs hurt, so she turned off the live broadcast directly and didn't watch Lu Qianyun, and turned around to take charge of the work of other artists.