Chapter Twenty-Three: The posture of the water pressure gun is so handsome
"Just let me clean you up, my suckling pigs!"
Lu Qianyun picked up a water pipe with a neat hook foot, quickly grabbed it, and twisted the water pipe switch with the other hand.
"Zizizi!"
The high-pressure water gun quickly squirted water, and Lu Qianyun turned over and jumped into the pigsty wall.
"Whoa!"
The pigs were in turmoil, and they fled in all directions, calling out like thieves in the house.
At his feet scurried a pig covered in mud, its mouth still grunting.
Lu Qianyun's sharp gaze locked on it, his feet were split to stabilize the plate, and his eyes were aimed at the gun with both hands.
Precision strikes.
Just a second before the water sprayed, the dirty pig turned its head as if it felt something.
Its black eyeballs already reflect the shape of a column of water.
“…… Huh! ”
The water splashed on it, and before it even had time to think about running away, the woman in front of it ran to her in two or three steps.
Leg up!
Bifurcation!
Tighten!
Firmly holding it between its legs, it let out a terrible scream with frightened eyes!
"Whoa~"
The pig's cry was too sharp, and Lu Qianyun's ears hurt, she slapped the pig's head and couldn't help complaining:
"What's it called, it's not like I'm going to kill you!"
Lu Qianyun pressed the device of the water gun to adjust the water pressure, the water pressure became smaller, Lu Qianyun lowered her head and began to carefully clean the dirt on the pig's head.
The operation was as fierce as a tiger, and the surrounding pigs became two hundred and five.
They didn't run around anymore, but stopped and looked at Lu Qianyun in horror, as if to say:
"What a murderous human woman!"
The netizens in the live broadcast room were really stunned when they saw Lu Qianyun's operation, she seemed to be born to deal with pigs.
Whenever she is with the pigs, there are always wonderful sparks!
[Sister Lu, the appearance of the uniform pig is so beautiful! ] Sister Lu is beautiful, Sister Lu is strong, I will carry the banner for Sister Lu! 】
[Did you see that?] The eyes of the row of pigs in the back have changed, I have never seen acting skills on the pigs, but I saw it today, they really didn't look frightened! 】
[The brothers upstairs, how to say it, I think they may not really be acting. 】
[It takes thousands of years for a monkey to evolve into a human, and it only takes Lu Qianyun to shake his body and roar to evolve into a pig! Could it be that the current species has become so magical? 】
[Let's just say that the whole family who loves it, belongs to it, let's just say, it's already in a big action of love! ] 】
[Sister Lu's neat and neat movements are really handsome! ] Sister Lu really hasn't been in this industry before? I think Sister Lu won't be able to mix in the entertainment industry in the future, so you can consider working on a pig farm, which is definitely suitable for you! 】
Lu Qianyun carefully cleaned every inch of the pig's body, humming a little song while cleaning his mouth:
"Pigs love to bathe and have good skin, Ou Ou Ou!"
"I washed too much, the fragrance is white, Ou Ou Ou!"
"Fat in vain, in a good mood, grow a lot of meat, Ou Ou Ou!"
"Grow flesh, eat you, roar roar!"
She is not cleaning a pig, but a plate of meat on the table in the future, which is to test food safety and health issues.
This is not something to be sloppy! It must be taken seriously.
The pig felt that it became very comfortable after washing off the dirt on its body, so it stopped struggling, and asked Lu Qianyun to help clean it with a humming and chirping in his mouth.
After cleaning Lu Qianyun and letting it go, it reluctantly followed behind Lu Qianyun's buttocks, arching her legs with a pig's nose.
"Hum haw!"
The two Bling Bring's little eyes looked up at Lu Qianyun, and the little tail on the butt shook left and right.
Some of the girls in front of the screen are shouting: "Wow, it's so cute!" ”
Pigs had never been so cute, and what they saw was either dirty to death, or had become pieces of pork served on the table.
Lu Qianyun's eyes were all refusals, and her gestures were forked: "Refuse to sell cute!" ”
Netizens in the live broadcast room thought that Lu Qianyun didn't like small pets, but she didn't expect her words to be even more amazing in the next second:
"You are cute now, what should I do if I think of it when I eat you in the future!"
Lu Qianyun reluctantly turned around to clean up the next pig, and the resolute look did not have the slightest nostalgia, and the little pig in front of him did not know what Lu Qianyun meant.
It also leaned up and wanted to be nourished by Lu Qianyun again, it really enjoyed the cool feeling of water flowing through its body.
But this woman doesn't give it a drop of water!
It chirped for a minute, and Lu Qianyun didn't turn around, this ruthless woman.
The pig got angry, it turned around and used its butt to Lu Qianyun, and deliberately hit Lu Qianyun's leg with its butt.
[I will really go to the pet store to buy a pig for the eyes of the little pig at this moment, it's really cute, why can't Lu Qianyun wash it again, it's just thirsty for a little water, Lu Qianyun is really ruthless. 】
[Lu Qianyun, why are you so ruthless, you don't pity small animals at all, if Xin Xinzi is here, she will definitely be reluctant to look at the little piglet like this! ] 】
[uh...... This is probably a task of cleaning the pigsty, and if you want to see the pigs cleaned, you can go to the pet store to buy one and wash it yourself, so you don't have to find a sense of existence here. 】
……
Soon, Lu Qianyun finished cleaning the pigsty, and the whole pigsty looked brand new compared to when she first came.
The environment that made people want to vomit is now clean, and the dirty ground has been cleaned.
The pigs in the pen also showed their original white and chubby appearances, and they shook the water stains on their bodies that had not dried up one by one.
The pigs' little faces were full of contentment, they had never been so clean after so many years in the pigsty.
Lu Qianyun glanced at it with satisfaction and put the tools aside neatly.
Then go out and look for the uncle in the office of the farm.
Bai Xin, Yunzhi and Shen Zhao on the other side gathered at the entrance of the village on time at eight o'clock as the program team said.
When everyone arrived, Bai Xin glanced left and right a few times and didn't find Lu Qianyun's figure, she pretended to be surprised and said, "What about Lu Qianyun, haven't you gotten up at this point yet?" The sun is all on the butt! ”
Lu Qianyun, a woman, doesn't know what kind of demon she has been with in the past few days, it is very different from before.
Especially yesterday, Lu Qianyun ruined her good deeds again and again, making her not only lose that mysterious gift, but even ridiculed by netizens.
Last night, when she went back, she was called and scolded by her agent.
Let her restrain herself, she is not as smart as others, her means are stupid, and she likes to scare others.
The comments on the Internet are all scolding her, and last night there was even a hot search about her: Is Bai Xin really a human being?
The reason for this entry is that Bai Xin's IQ in the show does not look like a human at all, but like a mollusk.
Why? Because mollusks don't have brains!
The agent scolded her when she saw it, if she didn't change her bad temper, she would be the next person to be hacked by the whole network instead of Lu Qianyun.
And her sister, who also called her yesterday to ask her to restrain herself.
She's almost aggrieved to death now! Lu Qianyun, the sword man, blames her, if it weren't for her, how could she be ridiculed by those people!
At this time, the director who was standing in front of a big tree at the entrance of the village that neither of them could hold said: "She has already gone to do the task." ”