Chapter 55 "Chimpanzee" Sister Lu and "Howling and Screaming" Savage Qi [Asking for a Monthly Pass]

"Mr. Qi, why don't you turn on the lights?"

Qi Shiyan walked in the front, followed by four or five people.

Among them, the project leader of the natural oxygen bar also came, although the project was supported by the president, he was very happy.

But I really didn't come to the middle of the night to confirm the location......

He went home and took a shower, and when Mr. Qi called, he immediately put on his clothes and rushed over.

Qi Shiyan put his hands in his trouser pockets, turned his head to Ah Lei and said: "You don't understand, now pay attention to the principle of ecological protection, in this kind of pristine place, will you turn on the lights will disturb other animals, this kind of behavior must be stopped." ”

Qi Shiyan said as he walked: "A large company like ours that is responsible and burdened with heavy responsibilities is not comparable to that of a shoddy company. ”

A Lei touched his head on the side, it turned out that this was the case, Mr. Qi deserved to be Mr. Qi, and the aspect of ideological consciousness was a height that was difficult for others to achieve.

"Ahem." Qi Shiyan coughed twice, and Ah Lei next to him looked at the president's familiar way and immediately understood.

He followed the president's side and immediately echoed: "Yes, for example, the company under the hands of some people surnamed Shen Zhao!" ”

got a satisfactory answer, and a satisfied smile appeared on the corner of Mr. Qi's mouth.

He asked, "Is it all recorded?" ”

The person with the camera who followed behind can often see him next to Qi Shiyan, that's right, he is the person Qi Shiyan hired with a high salary to shoot all kinds of materials for him.

Well......

Once after being discovered, the marketing account posted:

[Mr. Qi, are you too unkind to rob us of our work. 】

Qi Shiyan: [It doesn't matter, I will make my own black material and be responsible for disseminating it. 】

"Uh-huh."

A Lei's face was black, it turned out that Mr. Qi's profound speech was to depreciate Shen Zhao?

Qi Shiyan was in a good mood, and couldn't help but speed up his pace under his feet.

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Lu Qianyun is not afraid, she has never been on any variety show in her previous life, and she has never seen any cows, ghosts, snakes, and gods, can she still be afraid of these?

Yunzhi is nothing more than doing something in the woods, is she afraid?

Unafraid!

Netizens in the live broadcast room were worried about her:

[How does this feel like a naked conspiracy, how can a cautious person like Yunzhi let Sister Lu pass the game easily. 】

[Yes, I also feel that Yunzhi has bad intentions, but you see, Sister Lu's swaggering posture seems to be scared? She must have already thought of a countermeasure in her heart. 】

[Sister Lu rushed in, without the slightest hesitation, very neat and clean, I wish her success! ] 】

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Before the words in the live broadcast room landed, the sound of chickens flying and dogs jumping came from the forest where Lu Qianyun had just broken in.

"Whoa!"

"Giggles!"

"Woohoo!"

Originally, Qi Shiyan, who was walking slowly in the forest, did not encounter any danger until he walked too fast and separated from the team.

I didn't know where to go and broke into a snake's nest, and a cold and silky one landed on his neck.

"Hiss~"

Directly scare a baby to death.

Qi Shiyan hurriedly ran.

As he ran, snakes fell from the top of his head, and one after another landed on him.

"Whoa!"

Help, he has nothing to fear in his life, except for snakes!

Lu Qianyun, who had entered the woods, was not afraid, but she seemed to hear the shouts of the savages, thinking that Yunzhi would not really find something strange from somewhere.

"Hiss, hiss, gurgle!"

She heard all kinds of strange sounds, and her heart tightened all at once.

Netizens in the live broadcast room also felt nervous:

[There really won't be anything in this forest, this cry, one moment like a monkey, another time a dog, and it didn't take long to become a chicken again, what kind of thing is this, Donkey Kong? 】

[Sister Lu, take care, I can't help this kind of scene, I'll go out and ask the fortune teller in the village if he can save you from the air. 】

[Silently cheering for Sister Lu in my heart, I didn't dare to shout, afraid that he would come to me tomorrow night. 】

Lu Qianyun continued to walk in the woods, but after a few steps, all kinds of strange sounds suddenly came from the area in front of her.

"Huh!"

"Huh!"

"Huh!"

The thing rushed in front of Lu Qianyun in a few steps, and Lu Qianyun took a deep breath, as if she had made up her mind.

No matter what kind of cows, ghosts, snakes, and gods are dirty, she just pulls and runs.

Anyway, you can't lose face in front of Yunzhi.

When the "thing" rushed over in front, Lu Qianyun hugged him, and then rushed back the way he came.

Qi Shiyan's eyes widened in horror.

Could it be that he ran into a chimpanzee in the mountains, why did he catch him and run away, could it be that he fell in love with his prosperous beauty and wanted to pull him back to give birth to monkeys???

No, it's absolutely not going to work!

There is reproductive isolation!

Qi Shiyan took a deep breath and said calmly: "Gunara, the god of darkness, Ukaraka transforms and turns the chimpanzee in front of you into a pig!" ”

Lu Qianyun: "??? ”

What, why did she hear the strange thing behind her talking, and she actually had to transform

After thinking about it for a while, Lu Qianyun couldn't take care of it, her heart was trembling a little now, and she ran out with the strength to breastfeed.

After the team looking for the president behind them caught up, they only saw their president being pulled and ran away.

Ah Lei rubbed his eyes uncertainly: "This can't be a female bandit in the mountains!" ”

The special cameraman in charge has already raised it up to shoot this scene, and he has already thought of the title, which is called:

[Energetic, the female bandit in the mountains took a fancy to Mr. Qi's body, and actually went up the mountain in the middle of the night to arrest him and enter the village! 】

Lu Qianyun, who kept running, could already see the light on the edge of the forest, she quickened her pace, and now she didn't even dare to look back, the ghost knew what it was.

Orangutans, dogs, and chickens.

She couldn't imagine why a creature could be called so many names, and what it should be.

Lu Qianyun's ears still came from time to time:

"Gunara, the dark god of Ukaraka, turns chimpanzees into pigs."

"Turn chimpanzees into flies."

"Turning into a fart~"

The last sentence still has a bit of a gnashing of teeth.

After running out, Lu Qianyun finally saw a lot of staff in the program team, and she stopped panting.

After breathing for a minute, she was mentally prepared before slowly turning her head, and finally the two of them faced each other, and the awkward atmosphere spread again.

Qi Shiyan: "!!!! ”

Lu Qianyun: "!!!! ”

"How are you?"

"Why you?"

Lu Qianyun was the first to ease her senses, wait, since it was Qi Shiyan who saw it, who made those sounds she heard just now?

She didn't expect Qi Shiyan to be able to integrate the sounds of so many animals into her own vocals.

Lu Qianyun was puzzled: "So who made those sounds in the forest?" ”

Qi Shiyan threw a knowingly inquiring look at her, but she didn't expect the chimpanzee she met to be Lu Qianyun, a woman.

After Lu Qianyun got it, her eyes widened: "Monkey call? ”

Qi Shiyan nodded elegantly: "It's me." ”

Lu Qianyun: "Chicken crow? ”

Qi Shiyan nodded elegantly: "It's me." ”

Lu Qianyun: "Dog barking? ”

Qi Shiyan smiled elegantly: "Thank you, it's definitely not me." ”

Lu Qianyun smiled awkwardly, she didn't expect Yunzhi's abacus to completely collapse, she definitely didn't expect that she fished out a young master of the Qi family from the woods.

Her gaze slowly moved to Qi Shiyan, she suddenly saw something, and exclaimed, "You have a snake around your neck!" ”

"What!"

"Whoa!"

Qi Shiyan suddenly panicked, ran around left and right, was very scared, and finally jumped on Lu Qianyun in one step.

Wrap her hands around Lu Qianyun's neck.

Her legs clamped her waist.

He didn't let go, and he screamed in his mouth.

The people present looked crazy, first the young master of the Qi family suddenly rushed out of the woods without warning, and then he also had an intimate interaction with Lu Qianyun, help, what kind of big news is this.

Lu Qianyun had a calm face, took off the snake from Qi Shiyan's neck with both hands and raised it, and said calmly: "The snake is in front of you." ”

A snake suddenly appeared in Qi Shiyan's line of sight again, and its screams continued to rise several degrees.

"Ahhhh

"Throw it away!"

Qi Shiyan was frightened, but his legs were still clamped tighter and tighter, and his hands were hugged tighter and tighter.

After Lu Qianyun threw it away, she helplessly said to the "little wife" in her arms: "It's already thrown away, do you want to come down?" ”

Qi Shiyan opened his eyes in embarrassment and looked around, making sure that the environment was safe before getting down.

As soon as he got down, he regained his coldness, and he was surrounded by domineering fan, as if the little wife just now was an illusion.

Lu Qianyun picked up the snake on the ground, the corners of her mouth unconsciously raised, and she said how the touch was different just now.

It turned out to be a toy snake.

She asked Qi Shiyan again what the specific situation was, and after getting that there was such a snake nest in the woods, Lu Qianyun understood.

It turned out that Yunzhi hit this idea.

It's a pity that it was finally disrupted by Qi Shiyan who fell from the sky.

Her eyes fell on Qi, who was about to transform into balala energy just now. Bastard. Shi Yan's body.

Qi Shiyan roared: I am the dark god of Gunara, Gunara!!

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When the author wrote it, he unconsciously smiled evilly, I don't know if this chapter can ask for a reward and a monthly pass, hehehehe! (Social fear and shyness)

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Today is also a small plus, a little more liver.

(End of chapter)