Chapter 80 Crazy, a communication method that is more suitable for the physique of Chinese babies

After Chen Feng finished the funeral, he carefully recalled Lu Qianyun's appearance at home.

He vaguely felt as if he had seen Lu Qianyun somewhere, but he just couldn't remember where he was.

In the end, he really couldn't think about it, so he didn't think about it anymore, but turned on his phone to see if there was any new news.

Several browser push messages pop up in the top frame of the phone:

The popular variety show "My Slow Life" has finally started!

Chen Feng wanted to delete this push, but his hand slipped and clicked in, and as soon as he entered, a character picture popped up, in which the C position was none other than the girl who helped him.

It turned out that her name was Lu Qianyun.

Chen Feng never thought that the person who came that day was a star, he didn't chase stars, he basically only studied usually, so he was not familiar with things in the entertainment industry.

Chen Feng couldn't figure out why Lu Qianyun came to him, he was now a student who had dropped out of college, and he didn't have any job.

Chen Feng looked for all the information of Lu Qianyun on the Internet.

He's not a guy who likes to wait passively.

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Lu Qianyun cleaned up early in the morning, and then Xiao Qi picked it up and helped her with styling and makeup.

Zhang Tai proposed what to bring for Lu Qianyun next to him, "Sister Lu, this time it's on the island, do you think you still have anything to bring?" ”

Lu Qianyun thought about it, but it didn't seem to be.

An island is not just an island in the sea.

She brought everything she should have bringed, and she brought what she shouldn't.

After everything was cleaned up, Lu Qianyun set off, and after the plane landed, the three of them got into the nanny car sent by the director.

As soon as I sat down, the live camera of the show was turned on, and many people poured in the live broadcast room instantly, and after the show was stopped, there was no variety show for everyone to eat.

[Sister Lu, I miss you so much, I didn't expect to see you. 】

[Sister Lu, let's just say when the last burst of melons will come again, I really want to see it, the current paparazzi regard you as an industry benchmark. 】

[Bai Xin is gone, Yunzhi is gone, many familiar faces are gone, here's a special announcement to explain, hahaha, I don't know what's fun in the new season, I'm looking forward to it. 】

[I don't know what the relationship between Sister Lu and Mr. Qi is, I really like to knock the CP of the two of them. 】





Lu Qianyun saw a comment talking about her and Qi Shiyan, she lifted her eyelids and said, "I broke up, he didn't believe that I was Tiga." ”

Netizen: "??? ”

Qi Shiyan, who was eating watermelon at home: "??? ”

When did she say that?

"Bang."

The driver slammed on the brakes, everyone leaned forward and rebounded instantly, and the assistant director in the car asked the driver, "What's going on?" ”

The driver said: "A few people suddenly rushed out of front. ”

The director said to Lu Qianyun: "I'm sorry, I'll go down and take a look first." ”

The assistant director got out of the car, and as soon as he opened the car door, he could hear the sound of the aunt shouting "oops, oops" in pain.

"You give me money!"

"Why didn't your car give way to pedestrians, driving so fast to hit someone?"

"It hurts me to death, my old waist, can you drive such an expensive car and ignore the people? Just press it on me, lose money, lose money. ”

"Black-hearted thing, hurry up and give me money."

After one of the aunts saw the co-pilot get down, she straightened up, rushed over to open the car door with an arrow step, tore off the dashcam in front of the driver's platform, slammed it on the ground, and stepped on it several times.

"You still want to spy on us? Do you know that this is a violation of my portrait rights, and I will sue you! ”

The aunt pointed to the nose of the director who got out of the car and said arrogantly: "You can hit us today, and you can break the law tomorrow, and now we will give us money and we will forget it, so that you can have a long memory, otherwise you don't have a memory, and tomorrow you will not directly hit and kill people at 180 miles." ”

Auntie's righteous voice made the people in the car and netizens speechless, the driver is now holding the steering wheel in a daze, he has never encountered this situation.

The other party touched the porcelain, and accused them justifiably.

Netizens scolded in the comment area:

[Some people are really bad now, and some of the bad people in the past are really getting old, and they don't dare to touch them because they are older, so they do this. 】

[Last time, I was touched by an uncle, my mouth was not so neat, and I was dumbfounded by the uncle in two or three sentences, and finally I could only pay the money obediently, I am really a big wrong......]

[Don't be afraid when you encounter this kind of thing, Sister Lu will teach you how to do it. (Mysteriously laughs.) JPG】





Lu Qianyun saw that the director was surrounded by a circle of aunts, as if she was going to eat him alive, she got out of the car.

She is already very experienced in dealing with this kind of person, just come up and go crazy.

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Lu Qianyun's expression changed instantly as soon as she got out of the car, her pupils contracted and she lost focus, her hands hung weakly, and her body felt like she was about to fall when she took a step.

In a few steps, she walked in front of the group of aunts.

Lu Qianyun, who behaved strangely, attracted their attention, who was this person, he couldn't see his face clearly, and he didn't know who it was.

An aunt asked, "Coming down to lose money?" I can tell you ......."

As soon as the aunt spoke, Lu Qianyun's head was raised instantly, and two eyeballs stared directly at the aunt who spoke.

This frightened the aunt, and Lu Qianyun's hoarse voice came out: "You ask me how I lived?" ”

She rushed to the front of the aunt with an arrow, grabbed her shoulders with both hands, and said louder: "You ask me how I lived?" ”

Lu Qianyun's appearance frightened the aunt.

She trembled and said, "What's going on?" ”

Lu Qianyun approached her face, her eyes were still looking at her directly, Lu Qianyun said in a loud voice: "You ask me how I lived?" I've skimmed, missed, borrowed, sad, loved, endured, slipped, fainted, survived, slept, I thought about it behind closed doors, got by, laughed, passed by, missed in person, I don't remember the villain, the rain is dusk and the grass is by the lake, the sun is long and no one has passed, the Yellow River has not yet flown over, and the thousands of sails on the side of the sunken boat have passed......"

"You're going to ask me how I'm going to live !!"

At the last time, Lu Qianyun looked up to the sky and yelled, she shook her aunt's shoulder vigorously: "What do you say I should do!" ”

The aunt was frightened and didn't dare to speak out.

The other aunts who were wailing on the ground also stopped screaming and looked at Lu Qianyun with fear.

Is there any disease in this man?

Zhang Tai in the car got out of the car at this time, he walked to his aunt's side and looked at her apologetically, "I'm sorry, aunt, my sister just came out of the mental hospital, and her mood is not very stable, but I didn't expect it to have another seizure now." ”

Zhang Tai is also a clever person, Lu Qianyun is very satisfied with his reaction, and she continues to yell at her aunt twice.

Zhang Tai: "Auntie, my sister has a seizure, we have to go back to the psychiatric hospital quickly, if you don't go back, she will bite you, and you may get madness." ”

Zhang Tai reminded carefully.

The aunt on the ground hurriedly retreated, her face full of horror: "We don't want it, we don't want it, you guys go quickly." ”

"Hurry up."

The director is full of gratitude to these two people, and if it weren't for them, he really doesn't know what to do now.

Netizens in the live broadcast room learned another trick:

[My Sister Lu is still my Sister Lu, the familiar madness is back again, it's really enjoyable to watch. 】

[To deal with this kind of unreasonable people, we should also use unreasonable methods. 】

[Sister Lu, I have learned, and it is another day of harvest! ] 】

[Since there is no quality, the mental state is much more stable. 】

[Crazy, a communication method that is more suitable for the physique of Chinese babies. 】

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