Sun Quan did learn quickly, from inexperience at the beginning to getting better, the two almost quarreled until the second half of the night, and Sun Quan was so tired that he fell asleep.

Qiao Wei was a little uncomfortable when she changed the bed, and she slept very unsteadily, and when she woke up, she soon found that Sun Quan didn't tell her the truth.

She looked at the man lying beside her, with a little resentment in her heart.

Who said you don't get drunk when you drink?

No, he doesn't seem to be lying.

He doesn't get drunk, but he talks in his sleep.

It's okay to talk in your sleep, the point is that he's scolding.

And he is scolding people in a very excited, fluent tone.

And it's holding Qiao Wei and scolding!

And it's scolding in Qiao Wei's ear!!

The most important thing is that Qiao Wei can't break free from his embrace, which drunk person can have so much strength?!

Qiao Wei felt that he was not sleeping in bed at all, but sleeping on a talking engine......

She once wondered if she had done something wrong, so she chose the scolding version of Sun Quan in her sleep, and she was like Wukong who was under a tight spell, and like Wukong who was pressed under the Five Fingers Mountain, her eyes were blank, and she was forced to accept her own fate.

The objects of Sun Quan's scolding are all over the world, from the wild dog that bit his ass to the stone that tripped over him on the side of the road, from Zhang Zhao, who wrote a letter to him, to Huang Qing, who offended him, there is no one who is not scolded by him in his dreams. The key is that Sun Quan's scolding is quite elegant, and there is no swear in the whole text, but the scolding is heart-piercing.

Qiao Wei couldn't help but think that if this literary talent was pulled to modern times to be a rapper, it should be able to scare people to autism.

In the early morning of the next day, Sun Quan got up refreshed, but found that the bride on the side was a cloud of black green under her eyes, and she refused to wake up.

He had no choice but to get up alone, practice the double halberd in the yard for an hour, then take a bath and change clothes, and go to see Qiao Wei after breakfast, still asleep and refused to get up.

It's amazing, obviously not sleepy at all, seeing Qiao Wei's sleepy appearance, I can't help but want to lie next to her and sleep with her for a while.

Anyway, the newlywed had three days of marriage leave, and it was rare to be free, so he simply took off his clothes and continued to sleep with Qiao Wei.

In this way, the two slept until lunchtime before they were woken up by Xu Miniang.

Sun Quan leaned on the couch to watch Qiao Wei make up, different from the makeup of the wedding, Qiao Wei only applied a little powder on weekdays, and he was much more energetic when he covered the Qingtuan under his eyes.

Sun Quan was very puzzled, "I slept together last night, why do you still look sleepy?" ”

Qiao Wei gritted his teeth a little when he talked about this, "Because I heard you tell you the secret of the night last night." ”

"What's the secret?"

"That's a lot, and I don't know which one to start with." Qiao Wei's brain was still a little drowsy, and the amount of information in last night's dream talk was too large, so she actually didn't remember too much.

But there was one, she remembers very clearly, "You said you were bitten on the ass by a wild dog and then you were in bed for seven whole days." ”

Sun Quan's face suddenly became very weird, "The dream language is all nonsense, and it can't be true." ”

"Really?" Qiao Wei continued, "But you scolded this wild dog for almost a cup of tea, and you said that you were inseparable from him, and you were also inseparable from his clan. ”

Qiao Wei actually didn't understand what it meant to be incompatible with a dog's clan, and wanted to ask Sun Quan for an explanation.

Sun Quan covered Qiao Wei's mouth, "My mother should have made your favorite dishes, let's eat first." ”

Qiao Wei ate the fresh shrimp in the bowl, and suddenly remembered, "You scolded a cook yesterday." Because he didn't pick the shrimp clean, you ate stale shrimp, and then you had to poop in the hut for two days. ”

Sun Quan: "...... It is really inappropriate to talk about such filthy things between meals, so let's eat first. ”

He silently put the shrimp that he hadn't had time to bite into Qiao Wei's bowl, and then sandwiched a few more beans, and just wanted to put it in his mouth, but heard Qiao Wei's voice.

"By the way, you also said that when you and your third brother were young, you secretly ran to the mountain at the back door, and you saw a black thing on the side of the road that looked like black beans, so you took it back and threw it in the basin of black beans.

By the time you know it's dried lamb dung, the cook has already poured it into the rice to make a meal.

On that day, you and your third brother were chased by your brother for three streets. ”

Sun Quan silently put the beans back in his bowl and put down the chopsticks, this rice is inedible.

"Oh, and ......"

Sun Quan hurriedly stopped her from continuing to reminisce, "Eat first, these secret things in the boudoir, you just say that you can listen to it with me, and there are so many people here!" ”

Qiao Wei looked at Xiao Ye and Youye who were standing behind him, indicating that he understood, so he leaned into Sun Quan's ear and said, "So, you really got bitten on the ass by a wild dog, didn't you?" ”

Sun quan:...... Is this the point? Is this it? Is this it?

Qiao Wei tilted his head after speaking, his eyes blinking at him, waiting for his answer expectantly.

Sun Quan couldn't stand these wet, sparkling eyes, and turned sideways slightly to avoid her eyes, "By the way, the garden in the house is very well repaired, do you want to go and see it?" ”

It's a blunt diversion of the subject.

Qiao Wei also accepted it when she saw it, and when she saw Sun Quan eating deflated, her goal of revenge was achieved, and she no longer continued to dwell on this topic.

In fact, when this mansion was still Liu's mansion, Da Qiao was also invited to come here to participate in a spring banquet.

At that time, the unmarried daughters of all famous families in Lujiang were also invited, and Da Qiao had this opportunity because Qiao's father was still a small official in Wancheng, and Liu Xun needed to envelop and beat the officials in Wancheng.

Because of his low background and low official character, Da Qiao was not less isolated and excluded.

Qiao Wei, as a bystander, also from that time, Huang Qing's attitude towards Da Qiao began to change slightly.

He has seen the more prosperous Liu Mansion, so naturally he can't look down on the declining Qiao family.

At night, Sun Quan was taking care of Qiao Wei's body and didn't want to move her, but he didn't want her to think that he was asleep, so he secretly took off half of his pants and took the candle flame to observe carefully and repeatedly.

He was still muttering, "Where?" Why didn't you find it? ”

He even gently touched it inch by inch with his fingertips, which made his heart itch.

Sun Quan, who finally couldn't bear it anymore, turned around and asked her, "What are you doing?" ”

Qiao Wei was startled, and almost lost the red candle in his hand, and the expression on his face was almost written with four big words:

"Be a thief with a weak heart".

"I'm just curious, I don't mean anything else."

"Curious about what?"

Qiao Wei answered the question very honestly, "Curious about where the wild dog bit your buttocks, it can bite you and its clan." ”