Chapter 17: The face hurts

Chu Feng was cooking seriously, and suddenly he was cue, and everyone's eyes looked at him.

He raised his head and glanced at Fan Wei, waved his hand and said, "I didn't prepare in advance, forget it." ”

This person is deliberately doing something, and anyone with a discerning eye can see that his coming to the prefect's mansion today was an accident.

And who here doesn't know that he is a loser who doesn't learn and doesn't know how to do it, it's obviously intentional.

He didn't remember what the original body had with him, and he thought it was simply jealous that he could sit on the seat.

"Hey, what Master Chu said is not right, today is the old lady's seventieth birthday, and composing a poem to celebrate her birthday is a great blessing to the old lady, it doesn't matter if you don't prepare in advance, you can improvise now."

"It's okay, we won't laugh at you if you don't do it well."

As soon as Fan Wei finished speaking, several people covered their mouths and laughed, making it clear that they wanted to slap Chu Feng in the face.

This kind of loser who doesn't learn and doesn't know how to do it, he can't write any poems if he prepares in advance, and he is afraid that he will not improvise and make it a piece of shit.

He has spoken to this point, if Chu Feng doesn't answer again, I'm afraid that today's meal won't be able to eat well.

He wiped his mouth and leaned back in his chair: "Okay, then I'll improvise a poem, and it will be regarded as a birthday celebration for the old lady." ”

In his previous life, Chu Feng had read too many ancient poems, and he had birthday poems in his mind casually.

He cleared his throat: "Shuangyan returns to fly around the painting hall." It seems to be nostalgic for Hongliang. A good time for the breeze and the moon. What's more, it's a feast.

The maid in the cloud shirt frequently pours longevity wine, and adds the intention to move the sheng spring. Everyone's heart is incense in the jade furnace. Celebration of the good will and wish it to be extended. ”

"Old lady, I wish you a long and prosperous life."

After reciting the poem, Chu Feng arched his hand to Mrs. Sun.

Just kidding, this is the word of Yan Shu, who is known as a prodigy, can compose poetry at the age of five, and takes the temple exam at the age of fourteen.

He is known as the "Prime Minister's Lyricist", his words and language are clear and beautiful, and his tone is harmonious, absorbing the elegant and fluent style of words of the Southern Tang Dynasty "Huajian School" and Feng Yansi, creating the Northern Song Dynasty graceful style of words, and is known as "the first ancestor of the Northern Song Dynasty Yisheng family".

It's a bit overkill to put it here, but what Chu Feng wants is this effect that makes them shut up all at once.

Sure enough, Fan Wei, who was still smug just now, turned pale with surprise at the moment, looking at Chu Feng as if he had seen something unclean.

The surroundings are the same, for a short period of time, and there is a whispered discussion left and right.

"Isn't this Chu Feng a loser? How could such a good word be made? ”

"In such a comparison, Fan Wei can't catch up with Chu Feng."

"There's no comparison! There is no need for anything more than that! ”

Everyone's eyes were attracted by Chu Feng and Chu Feng, in contrast, Fan Wei not only showed that he liked to provoke trouble, but also had no real skills.

His face was faintly hot, and his face was lost today.

Although Zhou Zhou Nuo can't compose poems and write lyrics, he can still understand the poems.

Her expression at the moment was no better, looking at Chu Feng and falling into deep thought.

Qin Luoshi was the calmest person here, from the first time she saw Chu Feng, she always felt that he was different from what she saw on the surface.

Zhang Shen can cure diseases that he can't heal, so it's not surprising that he makes such a word now.

The guests at the VIP table praised Chu Feng, and the expression of appreciation on his face couldn't be hidden.

"Lord Sun, you Dingzhou are really a hidden dragon and a crouching tiger!"

"If you have such a talent to participate in the imperial examination, you will definitely be on the list!"

Governor Sun also looked at Chu Feng with an appreciative expression: "It's going to start the provincial test for a while, I don't know if Gongzi Chu has any plans to participate?" ”

"I'm just a white student, and I don't plan to participate."

"That's a pity, hey, Lord Sun, I remember that there is not a recommendation quota for each prefect this year?"

"Yes, Master Chu, just with your poem just now, I am ninety percent sure that I will recommend you for the provincial test."

Governor Sun owes Chu Feng a big favor, if he can recommend him to participate in the provincial examination directly, it can be regarded as paying back some.

Who knew that Chu Feng directly refused: "Thank you for your kindness, I didn't plan to participate in the imperial examination." ”

Although he has the strongest brain, he has countless good poems and words to memorize.

But the ancient imperial examination did not rely on all of these, and there were many aspects involved, so he had to learn from scratch.

The time spent is not short, he is busy making money now, and he has no time at all, so he simply won't waste time.

Several adults were instantly stunned, so they got a good opportunity and others couldn't ask for it, why didn't this person want it directly?

Seeing that they were still going to persuade him, Chu Feng left his seat directly.

A few people were left shaking their heads and sighing.

"I have heard of Brother Chu's name for a long time, my name is Feng Yibai."

An elegant man in a green shirt walked over and introduced himself.

"My name is Liu Yuanju, Shuangyan Guifei around the painting hall, the breeze and the moon are a good time, Brother Chu is really talented!"

These two sang and harmonized, I was afraid that they would not come to find trouble again, Chu Feng glanced at them and walked away.

For a stupid person like Fan Wei, watching too much may affect IQ.

"Hey, Brother Chu, why are you leaving?"

Liu Yuanju caught up and continued to praise: "Brother Chu, I used to think that Yibai was the best at writing poetry in Dingzhou, but now it seems that I think it's early, and I like to deal with talented people......"

Chu Feng's ears were full of his chatter, and even as his steps accelerated, his chattering also accelerated.

"Brother Fan, are you leaving?"

Suddenly, Liu Yuanju didn't bother Chu Feng anymore, but stopped in front of Fan Wei.

Just now Chu Feng crushed him with lyrics, but Liu Yuanju was ruthless, and now he didn't seize this opportunity to scold him.

"I'm not feeling well," Fan Wei said coldly, and walked towards the gate again, but was blocked by Liu Yuanju.

"Oh? Could it be that the face hurts? ”

"The banquet is still going on, won't Brother Fan be disappointed if he leaves now? I'd like to talk to you about poetry. ”

"Brother Fan, the words you made today are really good, but compared to Brother Chu's, tsk, it's really a heaven and an earth."

Liu Yuanju didn't give Fan Wei the slightest chance to interject, and said quickly.

Fan Wei's face flushed with anger, and he gritted his teeth and said: "Poems are for appreciation, not for comparison." ”

"If the poems are not compared, then the poetry conference held on weekdays will be meaningless, are you saying that all the readers in the world are wrong, and you are right?"

"You...... Hum! ”

Fan Wei was so stunned that he couldn't say it, he broke his sleeves and left, Liu Yuanju spat at his back, and continued to chase Chu Feng.

Chu Feng had just gotten rid of Liu Yuanju, but he didn't expect to be surrounded by a group of people.

"Brother Chu, can I get to know you?"

"Brother Chu, that birthday song of yours is the best I've ever seen!"

"Brother Chu......"

A group of people chattered around Chu Feng and asked questions non-stop, Chu Feng really convinced these readers.

In desperation, he said loudly: "I didn't make that word myself, I bought it with money." ”

In an instant, his ears were liberated, and the circle of people around him just now became larger, and his breathing became much easier.

After everyone was stunned for a few seconds, they all dispersed silently, and Chu Feng heard some whispered discussions.

"I said, how could he, a loser who never went to school, make such a good word, it turned out to be bought."

"His family is like that, how can he still have spare money to buy words, this song is so good, it must not be cheap."

"Hey, let's not have anything to do with this kind of person."

Liu Yuanju and Feng Yibai, who had not been squeezed in, were stunned, but decided to step forward and say a word to Chu Feng.

I have to say that this trick is really good, Chu Feng felt that Liu Yuanju was noisy.

After the banquet, Chu Feng was about to leave the Sun Mansion, but was stopped by someone.