Chapter 60: Referring to Rats as Ducks
The adult quickly covered the child's mouth and shook his head apologetically at the surroundings: "The child is ignorant and nonsense." ”
The people present are all smart people, even if the chef of Zhou Tongzhi's family is not careful, it is impossible to serve the mouse head as food, since it appears on the table, there must be a reason for its appearance, it depends on what Zhou Tongzhi says.
Zhou Zhou Nuo had a good appetite, but after seeing the fried rat head, he instantly lost his appetite, and the bite of meat chewed in his mouth instantly spit on the handkerchief.
Just when everyone was puzzled, Zhou Tongzhi stood up and greeted with a smile: "This last dish is the highlight of the official preparation for everyone, and it is his specialty dish made by the chef I invited from the capital, spicy duck neck, everyone try it." ”
"This ......"
Everyone was in trouble for a while, and the chopsticks in their hands were at a loss.
The "duck neck" on this plate has the same mouse teeth, several whiskers fluttering with the majesty, and the hair on the head is stained with spices, exuding bursts of fragrance.
The duck neck obviously doesn't look like this, children can tell the difference between the duck neck and the mouse head, can Zhou Tongzhi tell the difference?
A few people who were not strong in psychological quality were disgusted on the spot, and they turned their heads and didn't want to look at it again.
"Why don't you move your chopsticks? You can't eat this dish in ordinary places. ”
Zhou Tongzhi glanced at the banquet with a smile and said with a smile.
"Lord Zhou, it's not that someone is serving the wrong dish, my table looks like a rat's head." One of them whispered.
"That's right, that's the duck head!"
"This week, Tongzhi's kung fu of opening his eyes and talking nonsense can't be compared to ordinary people, the atmosphere is so embarrassing, why don't we go?"
Zhou Nuo didn't dare to look at the dining table, for fear of throwing up.
"What's the hurry, let's finish the excitement before leaving." The wolf hadn't given him a signal yet, and he couldn't leave yet.
"I see it's also a duck's head," Bai stood up and said, "What kind of eyes do you have, where are the rat's teeth, obviously the white rice that is glued on, and there are tendons in the duck's neck, which are severed tendons, and where are some whiskers." ”
This statement obviously falls into the category of talking nonsense with eyes open, but a few people still seconded it.
Zhou Tongzhi said that it is a duck neck, then it is a duck neck, even if it is like a mouse head, it is a duck neck.
"Master Bai, why don't you hurry up and taste Zhou Tongzhi's mind?" Chu Feng coaxed.
"This ......" Chief Bai frowned tightly, and turned his head to see that Zhou Tongzhi was staring at him, he was put here, so he had to grit his teeth, pick up the rat head in front of him and put it in his mouth.
“yue!”
Zhou Zhou Nuo threw up on the spot.
Master Bai endured the nausea and chewed heavily, and from time to time he said "This duck neck is so delicious", looking like he was eating with relish.
Everyone frowned when they saw that he was enjoying his food, and a few of them vomited on the spot like Zhou Yinuo.
"Master Bai, how does this duck neck taste?" Zhou Tongzhi asked with a smile.
"Delicious, very delicious! Lord Zhou, Xiaguan has never eaten such a delicious duck neck. ”
There were huge waves rolling in Bai's stomach right now, and he swallowed the remaining scraps with nausea.
But I don't want to, the body out of a self-protection mechanism, just swallowed for a while, he can no longer suppress the nausea in his stomach, yue, all the contents of the stomach vomited on the ground.
The rat's head, which he had chewed into several pieces, was very conspicuous with some other residues.
Among the guests, a few others couldn't stand the nausea and patted their chests and vomited.
"Master Bai, didn't you say that the duck neck is delicious? Why did you still throw up? ”
Director Bai glanced at Chu Feng and said, "I vomited because of heat stroke, the duck neck is delicious!" ”
"It's delicious, then you can eat another one."
"You ......"
Chief Bai's face was gloomy and terrifying, and he glared at Chu Feng with hatred, if he hadn't fanned the flames here, he wouldn't have eaten such a disgusting thing.
"It's too disgusting to eat, this is obviously a rat's head, do you have to say it's a duck neck, does the white master suffer from eye disease?"
"Chu Feng, this is Zhou Tongzhi's birthday banquet, don't go too far!"
"Chu Feng, this is a duck neck specially prepared by this official for everyone, do you have to say that it is a rat head, is this deliberately stirring up the situation?"
"Lord Zhou, anyone who looks at this is a rat's head, do you say it's a duck neck, are you referring to a deer as a horse?"
It's not that Chu Feng is deliberately serious, it's just that even if he follows Zhou Tongzhi now and says that this is a duck neck, Zhou Tongzhi will not classify him as a camp.
There is a high probability that Governor Sun's injury was caused by Zhou Tongzhi's fate, and he didn't intend to let Lord Sun live at all, but now he was rescued by him, and it is estimated that he will be the next person to be killed.
It's the same horizontally and vertically, it's better to kill him now.
"Chu Feng! If you talk nonsense again, be careful that I ask someone to beat you out. Zhou Junsheng scolded, he had been patient with him for a long time.
Zhou Tongzhi waved his hand with a knife hidden in his smile, told Zhou Junsheng to step back, and said to Chu Feng: "It's a good thing that young people like to question, it doesn't matter if the two of us say it, there are so many people today, do you think this is a rat's head or a duck's neck?" ”
Chu Feng snorted coldly: Stand up and stand.
During the banquet, bursts of discussion sounded, and everyone discussed in twos and threes.
"Lord Zhou, where are you asking about the rat's head and duck neck, this is clearly letting us stand in line."
"Now that Lord Sun is unconscious, Dingzhou is Lord Zhou's final say, so we have to be smarter."
"Lord Zhou has the support of the big officials in the capital, presumably this prefect will be his soon, this is indeed a duck neck."
"It's a duck neck......
At Chu Feng's table, except for Feng Yibai, the rest of the people looked very relaxed.
"Brother Yibai, duck neck or rat head, is it difficult for you to decide? Your family and the Zhou family have a hatred for taking their wives. ”
"I know, I'm afraid that the Feng family will be suppressed by Zhou Tongzhi, and there is gossip that the imperial court's order for Zhou Tongzhi's promotion to prefect is about to come down......"
"You're afraid of a ball, your Feng family is sitting upright, what are you afraid of!"
"Brother Liu, what about you? Zhou Tongzhi is your father's top official, how do you choose? ”
"Of course I chose duck neck, my father said that he was an official who only considered the people, not standing in line."
"Miss Zhou, what about you?"
"I'm not blind, everyone with long eyes knows that it's a rat's head, and I must choose a rat's head."
"Your Zhou family is the richest man in Dingzhou, and there are a lot of business things to deal with with the government, if your father knows that you are not on the side of Zhou Tongzhi, he will definitely scold you."
"No, when my father received the invitation, he couldn't get sick and asked me to come instead of him, he said that no matter what I said and did at the table, I did it, and it had nothing to do with him."
"You are his daughter, and you are here on behalf of your Zhou family, how can it have nothing to do with him?" Liu Yuanju was puzzled, but Chu Feng clapped his hands.
"The richest man in Zhou really deserves to be the richest man in Zhou, this trick is not really unexpected, he is sick but let his only daughter attend the banquet on his behalf, this is to give Zhou Tongzhi face, everyone knows that he spoils his daughter excessively, so even if Yinuo says that he has done something wrong, everyone will only say that he is not good at teaching his daughter, and will not associate Yinuo's decision with him."
Everyone came to their senses.
"So if Miss Zhou chooses the rat head, and Zhou Tongzhi blames it afterwards, Uncle Zhou will definitely apologize and say that the little girl is ignorant and spoiled by him, Zhou Tongzhi will only think that Uncle Zhou is Uncle Zhou, and Miss Zhou is Miss Zhou."
"Tall! It's really high! ”
Zhou Zhou Nuo reacted at this time, she was used by her own father, and her pink fist clenched and smashed on the table: "Zhou Papi, if I go back and don't make a hundred thousand taels to you, I won't believe Zhou!" ”
"So what do you think it's a rat's head? Or duck neck? ”
Zhou Tongzhi tasted the tea and asked leisurely.