Chapter 1 Punching in and separating the family name scene
"Mei Erniu! You unfilial son! You actually helped the third family to split up together?! When your mother and your father die, can't you? β
"If you and your father are really gone, it will be even more logical for me to split up!"
"Mei Erniu, what you said is cursing me and your father to die early, right! You and Mei Sanma are going to split up just because of such a money-losing goods?! β
"Mother, what you said, there is a girl in the third family, and there is only one girl in my family, what is the loss of money? was born with his wife's hard work, who is willing to give your mother such a bad practice? β
The voices of a man and a woman arguing in Meiberry's ears flickered far and near.
She desperately opened her eyes, and what caught her eyes was the cobwebs of floating ash on the dilapidated beams, and she forced herself to sit up, and her eyes were still black for a while.
Hey!
Mei Berry couldn't help but complain in her heart that this body was too weak.
"Berry Bao, are you awake?"
A soft female voice came from the side, and Mei Berry turned her head for a long time before she saw that it was her mother, but suddenly her mother's hair changed from a chartered woman to an ancient woman's bun, which still made her a little uncomfortable for a while.
But no matter how uncomfortable she was, she couldn't care about anything at the moment, looking at her mother's outstretched hand, she grabbed it with the last bit of strength in her body, and said eagerly without waiting for her mother to say anything: "I want to go out." β
"Why are you in such a hurry? Well, drink this brown sugar water first, you don't know if it's anemia or low blood sugar, and it didn't take long for you to faint, just now when your dad hugged you, your body was as light as if you only had bones...... Berry Bao is good, there is your father outside to take care of it. β
Wei Meili ignored Mei Berry's struggles, and handed the earthen porcelain bowl that she had cleaned in advance and still had a notch to Mei Berry's mouth.
Seeing that his mother's plum berries couldn't resist him, he had to quickly drink the brown sugar water in the bowl.
"Mom, let's go out."
After drinking, the plum berries insisted more and more on getting out quickly.
Listening to the increasingly noisy sounds outside the house, Mei Berry knew that the scene she wanted to see was about to happen, and Wei Meili carefully helped the weak Mei Berry out of bed and out of the door.
At this opening, I saw seven or eight men, women, and children standing in the small courtyard.
Among them, the old woman who was pinching her waist and standing under the eaves of the hall, with a red face and a sharp and piercing voice, was the original body of her grandmother, Zhang.
And behind her stood a slightly younger woman with a mean face with a sharp beak and monkey cheeks, and that person was none other than her eldest aunt Jiang.
At this time, the Jiang family was holding her milk, looking like a fox and a tiger, and when he heard the movement of Mei Berry, he also glanced here, and his mean lips bumped up and down and he didn't know what to mutter in Mrs. Zhang's ear.
You don't have to listen, just look at the disgusted eyes of the other party and know that you can't say anything good about it.
Then Plum Berry turned to look at a young girl standing at the gate of the courtyard.
The other party's figure is about the same as his own, thin as paper, and his face is sallow, but the amazing brilliance in his eyes is extraordinary at first glance.
At first glance, you know that it is the heroine!
"Well, what are you doing here? Isn't that me? β
Standing in front of the door of the house where Mei Berry came out, Mei Youqian, who was still arguing with Zhang's just now, heard the movement and turned around, his face full of distress.
"Daddy."
In front of outsiders, Mei Berry called out to her father very obediently, and then followed Mei Mama to stand half a step behind him.
Just like the heroine Mei You at the moment, her parents are standing behind their daughter and giving support wordlessly.
It's just that Mei Berry looked at the two bloody dogs who were scolded by Zhang's before, and now they shrank behind Mei You like quails, and the third uncle and his wife shook their heads in their hearts.
That's why, before she just crossed over and was about to faint because of malnutrition, she specially told her father to help the heroine break up.
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That's right, the plum berry family crossed over.
Traveled to a book that Plum Berry had read before but hadn't seen the end of the book through farming, and accidentally bound a book called "Famous Scene Punch System".
Because of the death of their family in an accident on a trip in the original world, in order to continue to live, the family can only obediently do the tasks released by this system.
Among them, the main task is to witness the famous scenes of the "children of luck" in the world of this novel, that is, important characters doing some important things.
Successful check-in rewards include lifespan.
Because according to the original plot, after the heroine broke up, all the disasters suffered by the heroine's family were transferred to their second room.
Because of her young age and long-term malnutrition, the daughter of the second room was caught up in the mountain by Mrs. Zhang's hungry stomach to beat pigweed and then fell to her death.
But the place where he fell to death was very remote, the body was never found, and the second room Wei was blind because of his daughter's "disappearance".
Later, when Mei Erniu went to the town to do a part-time job, Mrs. Zhang disliked Wei's blindness and wasted food, and secretly found someone to sell her.
As for Mei Erniu, there was a big flood here, and because he was injured on the way to escape the famine, Mei Erniu was abandoned by the old Mei family in the wilderness.
To put it simply, according to the original plot, the most "long-lived" of their family of three will not live for more than a year.
This unlucky cannon fodder family!
When the family first came, it happened to be the original grandmother who took advantage of Mei Sanma to go to work in the town and found a black tooth partner to quietly sell his daughter.
That is, the heroine who comes through the soul.
The heroine is a big guy who tears zombies in the last days.,Crossing just came to directly fight back against the murder teeth.,When Mei Sanma came back, she made a big fuss and planned to break up.γ
Therefore, the system hidden in Mei Berry's mind released the first task - [Ask the host to check in the heroine's famous scene one, you can get fifteen days of life and five catties of wheat flour. γ
"What if I don't get a good time?"
[If the host fails, with the quality of your current body, you will only have half a month to live when you are full.] γ
When Plum Berry heard the system's words, her face became very serious.
Also, with her malnourished body, even if she hadn't had the accident of going up the mountain, maybe one day she would be able to stop fighting as soon as her eyes were closed.
Therefore, this check-in event is very important for plum berries!
Who knows when the next time to clock in?
The system can't even guarantee that every reward will have this kind of direct lifespan.
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"Mother, don't look at my daughter-in-law, split up, me and the third child will split up today."
Protecting his wife and children behind him, Mei Youqian continued the topic just now.
Just now, because of the appearance of plum berries, the atmosphere in the courtyard that was briefly quiet was once again broken by Mei Youqian.
Mrs. Zhang was so angry that she pointed at him and scolded him again: "You are an unfilial son!" I can understand the division of the third family, what kind of family are you divided? Did your father and I treat you badly? β
"Isn't there any mistreatment? Although my third brother and I are named a 'cow' and a 'horse', I dare you really treat us as cattle and horses! Everyone knows how you treat the eldest brother, and how you treat me and the third brother! β
Speaking of this, Mei Youqian is even more energetic, and today he has to make the grievances of the original body and the original family clear:
"It's hot, my eldest brother won't go to the ground, mother, you let me and my third brother go down, the scorching sun is shining on our bodies, and I don't know how many layers of skin have fallen off."
"It's cold and my eldest brother doesn't go out, you let my third brother go out to the mountains to collect firewood, and his hands, feet and face are covered with frostbite."
"Also, your eldest grandson is a human being, and he can't miss an egg every day, and when he comes to your granddaughter, he can sell it if he wants to eat bran vegetables. Then this time, the third family is divided this time, and our family is not divided, maybe next time you will sell my daughter when you are short of money! β
"You fart! Mei Erniu! β
I don't know if I was poked by Mei Youqian, anyway, Mrs. Zhang has already blushed now.
"Oh, yes. As the saying goes, 'the eldest grandson, the youngest son, and the old lady's lifeline'.
The eldest brother had the opportunity to learn the trade from the town's famous carpenter;
Didn't the fourth child memorize two poems when he was a child, so many years let me and I work tirelessly for him to study, the people who read are still twenty years old and still a child, and they can't lift their shoulders and can't resist, what's the matter? Are you going to let me and the third child raise him for the rest of my life? β
Mei Youqian didn't care whether the old woman would be angry or not, he was going to tell all the grievances suffered by the original body and Mei Sanma for so many years.
From his point of view, he looked at Mei Sanma, who didn't speak after saying "I want to split up" from beginning to end, does he want to split up?
And he hasn't read the novel, and he doesn't know what it means that the heroine's halo is omnipotent, relying on Mei You, a little girl, to break up, it's hard to think about it.
Otherwise, why would his daughter help herself?
He can't help it?
Mei Youqian, who is powerful in self-brain supplementation, occupies the absolute main force in this family separation war.
"The fourth gentleman said that the fourth child has accumulated a lot of money, and he will definitely show off his talents in the past two years, and you still want to insist on splitting up?"
At this time, Old Man Mei not only looked dryly, but only said this slowly after taking a puff of dry cigarette, and his cloudy eyes looked at his son, who was completely different from his usual few words, and his eyes were full of complicated colors.
Of course, Mei Youqian knows how good Xiucai is in this world, but these can't shake Mei Youqian's thoughts.
"Points."
The task of the system still comes first.
Besides, even if there is no system, just look at a large family of disgusting people and he will score.
When he spoke, he didn't notice the gloomy gaze of Old Man Mei, let alone the look of surprise that the heroine also looked at.
The second family, who has always been honest and silent in the eyes of everyone, broke out so violently!
Mei Youqian didn't care what others thought, but said vigorously: "Dad, you see that my wife and children are thin, and the third family will fall down as soon as the wind blows, and if we continue like this, I'm afraid that our two families will starve to death if we can't wait for the fourth middle school show." β
"You! You unfilial son, you talk about 'death' and 'death' all day long, you really want to me and your father to death! If you dare to split up, I will go to the village chief to sue you for unfilial piety! β
couldn't wait for Old Man Mei to ask back and forth in that slow manner, Zhang looked at Mei Lao Er's matter, Wang Ba ate the scales and was determined to split up, and he couldn't help but scolded again.
"Hah! I'm going to leave it here today, if we don't break up honestly today, we will sue the village chief? I immediately took the daughter of the third family to sue the county master directly!
How do you count a grandmother selling her granddaughter? If this matter is a big trouble, the fourth child will not need the imperial examination in the future, after all, there is an old lady with a criminal record, and he will take the exam! β
"Hiccup!"
was threatened and intimidated by Mei Youqian, Mrs. Zhang and Old Man Mei rolled their eyes and were about to faint, and the scene was suddenly chaotic again.
"Mother (grandma)!"
Without waiting for Mei Berry to say anything, Mei You, who had been watching Mei Youqian "kill all sides" just now, finally stood up.
"Second uncle."
"Huh?"
"Since grandma is dizzy, and we won't be able to separate the house for a while, let's go to the county to find the county master first, it's still early, and we should be able to go."
"Waitβ"
As soon as Mei You finished speaking, Zhang, who had closed his eyes over there, opened his eyes suddenly, and dragged the "slow" tail note with a breath in his throat.
The tone is frustrated, and the words are clear, and I am afraid that it will be bad if people don't hear it and run out.
Plum berry: Poof~
It turned out to be all pretended.