Chapter Twenty-Nine: Not a Family......
"Ahh
A scream came from where Mrs. Zhang was lying on her stomach.
"Mother!"
Seeing this, Mei Dahu hurriedly stepped forward to help his wife, and then a yellow particle popped out of Mrs. Zhang's mouth in full view.
Grunt and rolled twice on the ground.
Ah, what big yellow teeth!
Plum Berry stared at the tooth and let out a silent sigh in her heart.
After that, as soon as she looked up, she saw Zhang's face hideous and tears in her eyes.
Zhang: "Ah~~~~"
All:......
Mei Sanma also came up to care about his mother, but he saw that Mrs. Zhang was whimpering and grinning with a missing front tooth.
It's just that Mei Sanma still can't open any pot and exclaims: "I'm a mother, your teeth are gone!" ”
I have to say that her third uncle has a bit of a funny talent.
An honest funny.
"Get out! Woooooooo ”
Mrs. Zhang's body trembled uncontrollably when she was supported by her eldest son, and she stretched out her hand and didn't know whether she wanted to hit Mei Sanma first to get angry or reach out and touch her mouth first.
Zhang: Ah——! (Groundhog roars.jpg)
Old man Mei, who was pretending to be asleep in the back room, heard the movement outside the house getting more and more wrong, and hurriedly sat up and walked out of the back room.
He looked at Zhang's mouth full of blood and was startled: "Old woman, what's wrong with you?" ”
"Dad, my mother just accidentally fell down and broke her teeth."
Seeing that Old Man Mei had a posture of wanting to be frightened by his mother's appearance, Mei Dahu hurriedly explained, "The others are not too much of a problem. ”
"Whew-"
Hearing this, Old Man Mei really breathed a sigh of relief, and his face gradually darkened.
Before he could ask the old man about sin, he heard a voice in his ear: "Oh, it turned out that I accidentally fell, and I said why did my mother suddenly kowtow to me!" ”
"Ahh
After Wei Meili finished speaking, the last word was a tactical back, and the back of her head slammed directly into the Jiang family's head behind her.
The Jiang clan was caught off guard and screamed, and then Wei Meili bent down violently and stepped heavily on the feet of the Jiang clan who was hugging him, and the whole person broke free.
"Ahh
Jiang Shi screamed and frightened everyone again.
Her mother was angry with the old man Mei and beat the big woman in just one minute, and she had to shout 666 when she saw this wave of plum berries.
Seeing this wave of flipping operations, Mei You couldn't help but turn her face sideways and whispered to Mei Berry: "Did your mother practice before?" ”
"Uh...... Sort of. ”
Practicing square dancing is also practice, and grabbing dancing territory with other aunts is also practice.
"You, you!"
Seeing this, Old Man Mei took a breath!
He glared at Wei Meili and glanced at the eldest daughter-in-law who was hunched over and holding her feet, thinking about the words he had heard in the room before, and scolded: "You, you stirrger!" I'm going to, I'm going to take a break from you!! ”
"Woo woo ah, hurt cute suck woo woo!"
Mrs. Zhang was also pointing at Wei Meili on the side, and it was clear that she was scolding.
"Grandpa, don't you look good, it's hard to scold people~"
Just when the group of people in the old Mei family were whining and scum, and they were full of anger and scolding, Mei You's voice in the corner floated to everyone's ears.
Like a basin of cold water, the fiery scene instantly cooled down.
Just now, his voice was quite loud, scolding Wei Mei, the beautiful old man Mei, and the embarrassed Zhang family, their expressions instantly stiffened.
"Daddy...... I heard my sister-in-law say that you are not feeling well, and you are ...... now."
Mei Sanma's eyes kept falling on Old Man Mei's face, and the worry just now gradually disappeared at this moment, and a touch of disappointment and doubt inevitably rose in his heart.
"Ahem, after a short rest, it's a lot better......"
Old man Mei also wants to save face, and he suddenly rushed out just now, and he was asked again, and these faces are naturally unbearable, but fortunately, he can still make up for it.
Who's to say he really wasn't uncomfortable before?
"Dad, why don't you tell your mother and sister-in-law when you're tired? My sister-in-law came to tell us that Dad, you are dying, but you scared us out! ”
"You fart! When did I say Daddy was dying? ”
The Jiang family grinned in pain, but the second family next to her began to frame herself, so anxious that she shouted out before she could come up in a breath.
"Then I asked your father what the situation was, and you didn't say it, and you said it was useless to find a doctor, who is useless to find a doctor? Isn't that dying? ”
"It's not...... I didn't ......."
"Okay, sister-in-law, don't say it, I understand, you are also afraid of being responsible, so you deny everything, I understand."
Jiang: ?? You know a der!
Mei Berry saw her mother's various concepts of stealing, and the Jiang family couldn't turn her mind for a while.
Later, she heard her mother say: "But fortunately, our family has already gone to ask my father-in-law to ask for a doctor, so we still have the doctor to decide, and we are so relieved, aren't we?" ”
Wei Meili coldly mentioned the whereabouts of the one who did not appear in her family, and everyone was stunned.
"What's the matter, Kang Shen and Demon Belt?"
As soon as the front teeth fell out, Zhang's speech was leaking, and listening to what she said, everyone even guessed that they understood what she was going to ask.
"Although my father-in-law's involvement has nothing to do with us, but after all, Lao Tzu, we still have to pay attention to our father's body, don't we?"
Mei Berry listened to what her mother said, and the face of the uncle next door who was yin and yang instantly darkened, and her mother directly picked her house out.
"Second brother, what are you talking about? Why does it have nothing to do with your father's body and bones? Oh, it's not a father's child if it's separated? Although my head of the family has the heart to go to the field with my father, is it not that there are not enough people? Are you embarrassed to say that you should shake off the shopkeeper? ”
The Jiang family hadn't gotten into the pit of saying that his father-in-law was about to run out of his father-in-law, who had just been encircled by Wei Meimei, and then heard that the other party was about to put a basin on his head.
Where can this be endured?
When she shouted, Zhang was also leaking wind next to her.
"That's it, it's all your fault Shao Baxin!"
Zhang's scolding was not Wei Meimei, but even Mei Berry and Mei You, who were standing in the corner, scolded together.
"Broom star? It's really rare for the broom star to show its might! ”
Mei didn't speak much before giving birth, mainly following Mei Berry's mother to "check and fill in the gaps".
Now that she was pointed at her nose again, Mei You didn't give face at all, and said bluntly: "Why didn't I know I had this ability?" Maybe the broom star is in the old house! ”
"Yes, instead of doubting that we are all separated, it is better to think about whether it is someone from the family. For example, mother, you, oh, and sister-in-law. Why, you're not human, don't put it on the broom star to be selected? ”
Wei Meili said, she turned her head and reached out to grab the Jiang family, and pulled her directly to the person.
The strength is great, if it weren't for Mei Dahu's eyes and quick help, his wife would probably be able to pounce on the ground like his mother.
Throwing the Jiang family into Mei Dahu's arms, Wei Meimei's mouth didn't stop: "It's said that there are not enough people, what about jokes!" Your big house and brother-in-law are not people, huh? Or is it ...... Can't you? ”
Wei Meili said, with that disgusted gaze still swept over Mei Dahu.
Although he didn't say anything during the whole process, the last smacking of his lips still made Mei Berry listen to music and Mei Dahu's face darkened.
"Isn't it? No way? There are so many people in the family, Tian Zhen relies on his father to work alone? My God, it's really, Dad, if you think the fields at home are too busy, say it early! ”
Mei You also took the opportunity to add: "Yes, if you can't clean it up, it's better to give us two acres more to help grandpa share when we divide the family." ”
"I'm going inside! Stuffy dreams! Zhang was so angry that he jumped in front of Wei Meili and said, "Tian Du gives mud Meng, what do the nests eat?!" ”
Mei Berry wanted to answer with a certain heavenly king emoji, and then she saw her mother change her face instantly, and she was so angry: "Mother! Are you talking about human words? ”
"Mother, you are such a big family, you eat and drink, and you expect my father to be alone? Yes! OMG! Are you really a father and a cow and a horse? Eat grass and milk it! OMG~"
Saying that, her mother also made the classic exaggerated expression of a cross talk actor covering her mouth and rolling her eyes.
Mei You: "Puff~"
This wave, the heroine who has a high laugh on weekdays really can't help it!
Her second uncle and second aunt are sure enough, it's not a family that doesn't enter the door.
Thinking about it, Mei You even looked forward to what the plum berries around her would look like in the future......