Chapter 36: The Hunter and the Hunter
This can make the two brothers of the Cheng family so happy that they can't close their mouths. At the time of dinner, everyone served the meal. The muscles on Cheng Jianghe's face were obviously a little stiff.
What's wrong? I'm not happy to have cramps!
"Jiang Hai, Jiang Hai has eaten, where did this kid run away?" Li Xiulan looked around. Before the words fell, the stupid Cheng Jianghai held a small basket in front of Li Xiulan as if offering a treasure.
"Mommy look, mommy look!"
This frightened Cheng Jianghe, his face turned pale, and before he could figure out the follow-up explanation steps, he was impatiently sold by Cheng Jianghai, this cowardice!
Looking at the various needles and threads in the basket, Li Xiulan was stunned, Cheng Jia'an was stunned, and Cheng Jiangshui was also stunned.
"This! What is this? Li Xiulan asked in surprise.
Cheng Jianghai said happily: "My brother said, this is IQ!" ”
"Fart, fool!" Li Xiulan immediately roared, this is obviously not her own thing, a very bad premonition came to her head, and asked viciously: "I'm asking you where did this come from?" ”
Cheng Jianghai, who wanted to show off, was frightened in an instant, his fingers trembled, and he betrayed Cheng Jianghe again: "This, this is what my brother did?" ”
"River? How are you? ”
Li Xiulan was shocked, how could this kind of thing be done by Cheng Jianghe, who is a crepe. So Li Xiulan frowned, her phoenix eyes widened, staring at Cheng Jianghe, whose head was about to be stuffed into the crotch of her pants, and asked in a trembling voice: "You, where did you get this?" You, you won't be ......"
Cheng Jia'an was also a little angry, with a straight face, his black face was about to drip ink, seeing that Cheng Jianghe didn't dare to answer, he slapped the table fiercely and yelled: "What about you, say, where did this come from?" ”
Cheng Jiangshui looked anxious, didn't know how to defend his younger brother, and hurriedly urged: "Jianghe, say it quickly!" ”
Cheng Jianghe raised his head and looked at his parents' expressions of wanting to eat people, obviously misunderstood himself, and quickly waved his hand to explain: "Oh, parents, it's not what you imagined!" These are all in exchange for me making kites and the children in the yard, fair and reasonable, fair and decent, and the children are not bullied. ”
There was a dead silence for a while, and he was dumbfounded......
"What's that? Kite? ”
It took a long time for Li Xiulan to come to her senses, opened her mouth wide, and asked Cheng Jia'an in surprise: "Dad, ...... you Do you understand? ”
What do you understand!
Cheng Jia'an's mouth was bigger than Li Xiulan's at the moment, and it took a long time to close it with a "click", and then asked stumblingly: "Uh, don't worry, you listen to him first." Cheng Jianghe! What the hell is going on, you can make it clear! ”
"That's ......"
Cheng Jianghe scratched his head, in order to avoid being misunderstood again and being beaten for no reason, he straightened out his thoughts, and then told it one by one: "Actually, it's very simple, I made some kites, and the children in the compound rushed to ask for them." I thought, let's make kites also cost money, we can't give it for nothing, I didn't ask them for money, just let them go home and get these things in exchange. ”
"Well, declare in advance, they have all discussed with the adults in the family, and they didn't secretly exchange things! I didn't dare to change any of them! Well...... Dad, are you clear when I say that? And Mom, are you clear? ”
"Oh......" Li Xiulan nodded in a daze: "I seem to understand!" ”
Cheng Jia'an rolled his eyes at his wife and said to Cheng Jianghe: "So, these are all in exchange?" ”
"Well, it's reasonable and legal, and it's been exchanged in a proper manner!" Cheng Jianghe emphasized again.
Now Li Xiulan completely understood, and hurriedly held the basket, looking at the colorful needles and brains in front of her, and her eyes gradually shone brightly: "Oh, I can't see that you still know a little bit about doing business." ”
Seeing that his mother was happy, Cheng Jianghe's hanging heart finally let go, it was estimated that it was impossible to be beaten, he said with a smile: "Mom, what kind of business, it's too low-level, this is called IQ, this is called a gentleman who loves money, and he takes it in a good way." ”
Li Xiulan glared at her son with disgust: "What a mess, anyway, your mother is relieved that you haven't done anything bad, right?" His dad. ”
"Well......" Cheng Jia'an couldn't help but be happy in his heart, this can be regarded as helping the family, but on the surface, he still has to put on a very strict attitude of family education, otherwise there may be some kind of trouble in the future, he pretended to be a deep groan: "The idea is good, the purpose is to be discussed!" ”
"That's right!" These words reminded Li Xiulan, and then she stared at Cheng Jianghe suspiciously, looking honest: "Why are you doing all this suddenly?" What is the purpose? ”
"Hehe...... Cheng Jianghe laughed dryly, and said with a shy face: "Mom, give us some pocket money." ”
Li Xiulan was like a frightened rabbit, and shrank back vigilantly: "Money? What do you want money for? ”
Looking at his mother's anti-thief caution, Cheng Jiangshui couldn't help but say: "Mom, he doesn't want to spend money indiscriminately, he wants to go to the small bookstall on the edge of our group to read books." It's expensive, it costs 2 cents to read a copy. ”
Li Xiulan blinked her eyes: "Ah, so expensive?" ”
"Hee-hee!" Cheng Jiangshui pursed his red lips, smiled, pointed to the basket in his mother's arms and said, "Mom, no matter how expensive it is, it's not as expensive as these things you hold in your hand!" ”
"Huh!" Cheng Jia'an also laughed at this time: "Don't you want to read a book after a long time?" Ask your dad if it's over, as for pondering these things. ”
Cheng Jianghe looked at his father with a little disdain: "Dad, what you have in your pocket is about the same as what I have, ask you if you want it, do you have it?" ”
Cheng Jia'an suddenly had a black line on his face, and reprimanded him with a strong face: "Go, why do you talk to your father?" ”
No longer entangled with his father about these things that were destined to have no result, Cheng Jianghe hurriedly looked at his mother hopefully: "Hehe, Mom, give me a word!" How much pocket money can be exchanged for these, you can give an estimate. ”
"Well...... this"
Li Xiulan squinted at the treasure in the basket, then at Cheng Jianghe, who was drooling and waiting for a conclusion, and finally at Cheng Jiangshui, who was watching the excitement next to her, glanced at him, and said in a snort: "What's this...... Now your sister is in charge of the accounts, you ask your sister to calculate first, and see how much these are worth. Ahem...... Jiang Shui, you have to be careful, it's not bad to get a three-fold discount at most, this is all old things, not that valuable, understand? ”
Cheng Jiangshui nodded understandingly: "Oh, oh." ”
Trifold? Where is the trifold calculated? Just open your mouth and come!
Cheng Jianghe was suddenly a little reluctant, and complained angrily: "Mom, you are too good at trading, why did you estimate such a low price!" Three folds, why don't you say one fold? ”
Good! I'm waiting for your words.
Li Xiulan immediately made a decision: "One fold is better, love or not!" ”
"Ahh Cheng Jianghe was completely dumbfounded.
The brain is smart, of course Cheng Jianghe is smart, but I have to see who gave birth to it? No matter how cunning a fox is, he can't fight a good hunter, and no matter how good a hunter is, he can't fight a good hunter! This is the wise saying that one thing descends one thing.
"Hey!"
Cheng Jiangshui jokingly shouted at Cheng Jianghe: "Cheng Jianghe, a fold, do you want it or not!" If you don't want it, you won't even fold it! ”
Look, it's another one that adds fuel to the fire!
Cheng Jianghe drooped his head, these women in the family are really ruthless, and one is more ruthless than the other. Forget it, if you hesitate, I'm afraid there won't even be any scum, Cheng Jianghe said stiffly: "I want it!" After a long time, I have to listen to a noise, let's go and settle the accounts now! ”
"Ah, I haven't eaten yet!" Cheng Jiangshui immediately exclaimed.
Cheng Jianghe, who was anxious to receive the money, couldn't wait, stepped forward and grabbed his sister's arm and pulled it on the kang table, chattering eagerly: "Sister, don't wait for me, it's important to settle accounts or eat, hurry up and ......leave quickly."
The two sisters and brothers pushed and shoved away, leaving the old couple to look at each other and smile, of course, Cheng Jianghai was also smiling stupidly on the side......