Chapter 44: Qi Jialong's Nightmare
Longyou, Tuanchang.
The days in the group field are uneventful, often copying, pasting, copying, and pasting like today and tomorrow...... But that's life.
The original life, the monotonous and simple life.
Cai Sangu lives like this, the girl boils into a daughter-in-law, the daughter-in-law boils into a mother, the old lady boils into a mother-in-law, and she finishes her life plainly, and when the coffin is closed, a tombstone is erected on the grave, and five big characters are written on it: ordinary mother-in-law.
But isn't it good to be ordinary?
has not experienced such ups and downs as Du Wanling, ups and downs, nor has she been as miserable as a wandering beggar, hungry and hungry, and there is still more than enough to be less than the bottom.
Zifei fish, the joy of Anchi fish? You are not Cai Sangu, how do you know that at the moment when the coffin was closed, she didn't happily close her eyes and pass away happily!
Doing nothing, teaching husband and children, little people have the hopes of little people.
If her husband Qi Guoqing can fight for himself a little more, even if it is slightly raised by one level, Cai Sangu will probably be happy to wake up from her dream. It's good to continue to look forward to what you can't hope for, even if it's far away, this is the "test" given by life.
At this moment, the eldest son Qi Jialong was twisted by Cai Sangu's ears and came to the well, urging him to help fetch water. Looking at this lazy thing, Cai Sangu is a little hot, she is not a small person, and it is time to do something serious, and she still walks around the group field with a group of children wearing open crotch pants all day long, what does it look like, and she has to be shameless!
"Mom, okay, I'll help you pick a trip, I still have something to do when I get back!" Qi Jialong said reluctantly.
"You have a, don't you just want to play with a few fox friends!"
Cai Sangu was furious when she heard this, kicked her ass firmly, and said hatefully: "Tell me how big you are, why are you still so distracted, can you do something serious?" Look at the little rabbit cubs of the Cheng family, all of them can come to work, can't you put some gold on your mother's face? ”
Qi Jialong pursed his lips disdainfully: "What do they have, don't they have a better brain?" There are birds for use, and it's not the same nest in this broken groupyard. ”
Itchy feet, the kind that itches!
Cai Sangu, who hated iron and steel, had the urge to kick her son directly into the well, and reprimanded angrily: "You rabbit who can't outrun the tortoise, you bastard!" Slap yourself in the face! ”
Qi Jialong, who was full of complaints in his mouth, wanted to say a few more words, but suddenly saw a "nightmare" figure in the distance, his legs and stomach shivered involuntarily, and with a "bang", the bucket fell to the ground, and the water trails spread around.
"Mom, look, that! Isn't that He Yi'an? Qi Jialong's trembling fingers stretched forward.
Cai Sangu scolded angrily: "Oh, useless things, isn't this for nothing!" You're a ghost! ”
"Oh, it's really He Yi'an back! Mom, I've got to hide......"
Qi Jialong was like a frightened rabbit, habitually trying to find a place to hide in a bad corner, but Cai Sangu grabbed the root of his ear on the spot.
"Mom, it hurts, it hurts, it hurts, it hurts......"
Cai Sangu said angrily: "Isn't it just He Yi'an, what can he do if he can eat you, you cowardice is really hindered by him?" ”
"Ahh Mom, let it go, it hurts, it hurts, it hurts, ......it hurts, it hurts, it hurts, Qi Jialong screamed again and again, and Cai Sangu reluctantly let go of her hand, and her anger did not subside. Qi Jialong rubbed his ears in pain, and suddenly reacted: "Uh, too, why am I afraid of him?" By the way, Mom, you hurry up and inquire, why did he come back? ”
Cai Sangu rolled her eyes and said angrily: "What is there to inquire about, come back when you come back!" ”
Qi Jialong blinked his eyes and encouraged: "Go and see, isn't he going to take the university entrance examination?" Did you get in? ”
Cai Sangu stepped forward to pick up the bucket and cursed angrily: "It's good if you can't pass the exam, if you pass the exam, they are proud, and your mother is blocked." ”
Qi Jialong muttered: "I think it's good to be admitted?" ”
Cai Sangu was stunned again, raised her head and asked in surprise, "What?" What do you mean? ”
"If he was admitted, wouldn't he be far away, and he would never return to the group again, so I don't have to worry so much." Qi Jia'an happily fantasized.
After a gust of wind, Cai Sangu's slap landed accurately on the back of Qi Jialong's head, making a crunchy sound.
", you useless thing......"
He Yi'an is back, and after nearly a year, he finally came back as he wished. At this moment, of course, the Cheng family didn't know the news of He Yi'an's return, except for Cheng Jianghe, who went to the bookstall to read books, the rest of the people were busy in the courtyard.
Cheng Jia'an was busy tending to the vigorous little apricot tree that was gradually pulling out its branches and leaves.
Don't say it, with Cheng Jianghai's irregular "fertilization", the small apricot tree grows quite rapidly. If this continues, maybe in the next five or six years, Li Xiulan will really be able to eat the fruits of her son's pee.
It's just that Cheng Jianghai's urine is a little too much, in addition to giving nutrients to the apricot tree, he also sprinkled excess fertilizer on the bedding, which smelled bad.
It happened to be a weekend, Cheng Jiangshui helped Li Xiulan pull up the rope in the yard and exposed all the "map" bedding sheets, while Cheng Jianghai was ordered by his mother to stand in the middle of the yard and carry out corporal punishment.
In addition to being a little nervous, he also blushed a little shyly, after all, he was a year older, and he was a little ashamed, and bedwetting was really not something that a man could do.
Maybe it was because he had been standing for a long time, Cheng Jianghai wanted to buckle the itchy buttocks slit, but looking at his mother's fierce eyes, he was so frightened that he hurriedly put his hand down, and then there was a vicious thunderous sound in his ears.
"Cheng Jianghai, take a look at yourself, how old you are, and draw a map for me all day long, are you ashamed. You're looking at my mother, I have nothing to do all day, right? Tell me, how many times has this been? Little bunny, you dare to wet the bed for me next time, be careful that I chop your calf cow! ”
Cheng Jianghai muttered aggrievedly: "Mom, I didn't mean it!" ”
Hearing this, Li Xiulan was even more angry: "Nonsense, if you had done it on purpose, I would have smoked you a long time ago!" You smell it, can this still be covered? ”
Cheng Jiangshui looked at his younger brother with pity, and said softly: "Jianghai, remember, don't drink so much water at night, and pour urine before going to bed." ”
Cheng Jia'an, who was not far away, stopped what he was doing, looked at Cheng Jianghai in the courtyard thoughtfully, frowned and said: "This is also strange, this is almost three years old, how can you still wet the bed, the river and the river don't have this stinky problem!" ”
Cheng Jiangshui on the side stomped his feet, and his face was like a peach blossom in an instant, and he said angrily: "Dad, what are you talking about!" ”
Cheng Jia'an was shocked to realize the mistake of the tongue, and quickly admitted the mistake casually: "Hehe, it's wrong, go back, I'll get some black medicine and Yizhiren or something, and give Jianghai some Chinese medicine to eat!" ”
"Ahh As soon as she heard that the child was sick, Li Xiulan suddenly became nervous and asked anxiously: "Do you mean that this child is sick, is it serious?" ”
Cheng Jia'an rolled his eyes and said indifferently: "Oh, bedwetting, what's the big problem, get some Chinese medicine to warm the kidneys and drive away the cold." ”
Li Xiulan patted her chest, looking frightened at 'scared to death', frowned and reprimanded: "You are always startled, scare me!" ”
Taking advantage of the parents' quarrels, just as Cheng Jianghai secretly stretched his hand to the crack of his butt again, He Yi'an's excited shout came from a distance, which made Cheng Jianghai tremble, and his fingers almost didn't poke directly into his asshole.
"Godfather and godmother, Jiang Shui, I'm back!"
"Yi'an!"
"Brother Yi'an!"