Chapter 75: A Ridiculous Murder
Qi Jiahu touched his nose and quickly collected his tears.
The thief's eyes turned, and while Cai Sangu was not paying attention, he stretched out his little hand and wanted to steal the chopped pig's head meat on the board, but Cai Sangu suddenly turned his head and found it, and quickly "snapped" and knocked down the thief's hand, and then looked left and right vigilantly, and reprimanded in a low voice: "Phew, you coward, don't look at it, there are so many people here." ”
Qi Jiahu swallowed his saliva vigorously and said shyly: "Mom, I'm hungry!" ”
Cai Sangu raised her head, her radar-like eyes swept around, seeing that the busy crowd did not pay attention to this side, she quickly took a piece of meat from the board, quickly and accurately stuffed it into Qi Jiahu's mouth, and then pulled it to the door to explain.
"Don't squeak me, wait for me in the back warehouse, hurry up!"
Qi Jiahu covered his mouth, and the fat oil overflowed from between his fingers with saliva: "Oh, oh! ”
According to his mother's instructions, Qi Jiahu tiptoed to the warehouse at the back of the kitchen. The backyard was quiet, and there was not a single figure.
As soon as he swallowed the mouth full of meat puree, he saw Cai Sangu secretly holding a few sausages and a piece of pig's blood, wrapping them in oiled paper, stuffing them into Qi Jiahu's stomach, carefully buttoning them, and then cautiously admonished.
"This is ready, hold it tight, hurry home, don't run around. Put it in the cupboard for me when you go back, and don't let anyone see it on the way! Remember? ”
Qi Jiahu nodded happily: "Oh, oh, remember!" ”
Cai Sangu slapped her fat little buttocks: "Hurry up!" ”
Qi Jiahu still listened to his mother's words, covering his stomach with one hand along the way, touching the remaining shreds of meat between his teeth with the other hand, smashing his mouth with excitement, and fantasizing about the deliciousness of tonight's steamed sausage and blood tofu in his head, and he was looking forward to it.
But I didn't even think there was a big pocket in front of me waiting to get into.
Although the game of war was over, and the bandit leader Qi Jiahu also ran away crying, Cheng Jianghai was still full of interest. After discussing with a few children, they hit it off, ready to replace the defeated Qi Jiahu with a mountain carving and destroy it again, and completely beat it to the ground.
So Cheng Jianghai took a few children to "ambush" on the road, watched Qi Jiahu hold his stomach, slowly approached, turned his head and whispered to a few "comrades" who were lying on the side with great interest.
"I am Yang Zirong now, wait a while and listen to my order and attack the mountain eagle together."
"Yes! Comrade Yang Zirong! ”
Seeing Qi Jiahu stupidly enter the ambush circle, Cheng Jianghai quickly rushed out of the ditch on the side of the road, and waved the big knife in his hand to the sky, roaring murderously.
"For the victory of all China, give it to me! Come on...... Kill......"
All the children rushed up, and the wooden, paper knives and firearms all attacked Qi Jiahu, who had already been frightened. Cheng Jianghai brandished a big knife and poked Qi Jiahu's bulging belly, and for a while, the sausage was hooked off, mixed with broken pig blood, and slipped down Qi Jiahu's navel one by one, which frightened all the children present, including Qi Jiahu himself.
"Ahh This is Qi Jiahu's scream.
"Ahh This is Cheng Jianghai's exclamation.
"Ahh He, he, his ...... The intestines were ripped out. This is the sound of the children shuddering after being frightened.
Who has ever seen this kind of battle, and then I heard a child's subconscious shake after being scared to pee his pants.
"Woooooooooo......oo I didn't do it, I didn't do it! I'm holding a gun, I'm ...... It's Jianghai! Jiang Hai did it! ”
"Ah, run!"
Among the stupid children, I don't know who reminded them, Cheng Jianghai and all the children even cried and crawled on the ground to scatter birds and beasts, leaving Qi Jialong alone to sit on the ground, covering his "intestines" and crying miserably, causing passers-by to stop one after another. Some enthusiastic people hurriedly came forward to check, but after a closer look, they couldn't help but retreat again and again, covering their mouths and snickering.
Cheng Jia'an, who didn't know why, returned home with the tide of employees getting off work, and saw Li Xiulan holding a family photo in a daze, sitting on the edge of the kang in a daze. Turning his head to look at the cold kitchen, he frowned and stepped forward, asking suspiciously.
"Why didn't you cook?"
"Ahh Only then did Li Xiulan come back to her senses, wiped the moisture from the corners of her eyes in a cover, and hurriedly said, "Oh, I'll do it, I'll do it!" ”
Cheng Jia'an looked at the family photo in Li Xiulan's hand and hesitated: "What's wrong?" ”
Li Xiulan sniffed: "It's okay, I just miss my mother and Xiumei a little bit!" ”
Cheng Jia'an nodded gloomily, looking at his wife's longing appearance, he was also depressed. But this lonely artistic conception didn't last for a while, and it was broken by the cry of Cheng Jianghai who stumbled in.
"Woooooooooo......oo Mom, I didn't mean it, I didn't mean it! ”
The first thing Cheng Jianghai, who had tears and snot flowing down the door, first quickly admitted his mistake. No matter how young your mind is, you know that you have caused a catastrophe, and I am afraid that the beating will be light, and you may have to be taken to prison by the police uncle.
Looking at the frightened and frightened appearance of her most precious son, Li Xiulan was also frightened, and asked in a panic: "What's wrong?" What's wrong? ”
"Needless to say, I'm going out to make trouble again, and now this kid is getting more and more skinny!"
Cheng Jia'an pursed his lips, he had a big headache for this old man's stubborn temperament, and things like fights and troubles have long been commonplace.
If it weren't for Li Xiulan and Cheng Jiangshui, two women who were unprincipled and doting, and Cheng Jia'an, who didn't like to educate children by hand, would probably find a place where no one would have repaired it.
But this kind of thing can just think about it, I want to beat Cheng Jianghai, just kidding!
There are two girls who maintain it, and Cheng Jia'an, who has suffered many losses, can only open his eyes and close his eyes.
Count the ball, you guys take care of it!
Over the years, under the constraints of Li Xiulan's strong personality, this man with a wooden nature has become less and less of a man in the family, and he has less and less right to speak.
Listening to her husband's ridicule and ridicule, Li Xiulan glared fiercely: "You too, listen to Jiang Hai first." Say, what's wrong with you? ”
With his mother's support, Cheng Jianghai sobbed aggrievedly: "Mom, I accidentally pierced the belly of the domestic tiger, and the intestines flowed out, I didn't mean it, I really didn't mean it!" ”
When these words came out, the husband and wife were immediately frightened on the spot, Cheng Jia'an's trembling teeth almost didn't bite his tongue, and he pointed at Cheng Jianghai in horror and said, "What, the intestines are all out?" You! ”
Cheng Jianghai sobbed intermittently: "There are still a lot of blood clots!" Woowoo woo ......"
Li Xiulan was instantly mad with anger, and then doted on the child, and at this time, she couldn't help but pull the process of Jianghai, and the slap rained down on her buttocks, and she yelled in panic: "You kid, I beat you to death, why did you still kill you." ”
On the other hand, Cheng Jia'an was relatively calm, hurriedly took his wife's hand, and said anxiously: "Oh, don't be in a hurry to beat us first, hurry up and take us over, human life is at stake!" ”
"Oh oh, go, go!" Only then did Li Xiulan react, and dragged Jiang Hai, and the three of them rushed to the "accident scene" in a panic.
People are still watching Qi Jiahu, it's not that people are indifferent, but that well-wishers go to pull Qi Jiahu, and they are all stretched out their legs and stared at and pushed away, just sitting on the ground and crying, waiting for their mother to come and do justice.
The Cheng family and his wife squeezed through the crowd with pale faces, and their souls were scattered for a while. This time, Cheng Jianghai has a big basket, and if he can't get it in the next life, he will have to deal with Cai Sangu's debt collection miserably.
"Trouble give way, let go of it." Cheng Jia'an pushed away the crowd.
Li Xiulan hurriedly stepped forward, knelt on one knee and fell to the ground, looking at the blood clots all over the ground in horror, trembling and supporting Qi Jiahu, trembling.
"Jiahu, let me see, uh...... This, this is ......"