Chapter 104: Fool is Fool

The three of them snuck over the fence again, pretending to be all right, and quickly slipped back to their homes. Don't look at Cheng Jianghai's calm appearance, in fact, the little heart has been beating hard for a long time, but in front of his friends, no matter how scared he is, he has to stand up.

Nervously touching the stairs, he first hid his slingshot in the briquette pile in his own corridor, and then quickly beat the dirt on his body, and after checking that there was no flaw, he pretended to open the door.

As soon as I entered the door, I saw my brother Cheng Jianghe's anxious face, sweating profusely rummaging through boxes and cabinets, as if he was in a hurry to find something. Cheng Jianghai couldn't help but feel nervous again. Seeing Cheng Jianghai coming back, Cheng Jianghe rushed forward anxiously to ask.

"Jiang Hai, have you seen the checkers I borrowed from school?"

"Ah, checkers!" Cheng Jianghai's heart jumped, and he quickly pretended to know nothing and said, "What kind of checkers?" ”

"It's the box of checkers I borrowed for my grandma to play, this has to be returned, why can't I find it after looking for a long time?" Cheng Jianghe frowned, stared at him and asked suspiciously, "Did you take it to play?" ”

"No, no!" Cheng Jianghai's face turned pale for a while, and he hurriedly waved his hand and said, "You played for grandma, you have to ask grandma!" ”

Qiao Chunmei, who was sitting on the edge of the bed, had a bitter face, wrinkled her brows, and was confused for a while: "Oh, I'm really old, why can't I remember where to put it." Jianghe, do you see if it's under the bed? ”

Cheng Jianghe spread his hands and said dejectedly: "No, I've searched inside and out, but I can't find it!" ”

Cheng Jianghai, who was on the side, rolled his eyes slightly, and suddenly put the black pot on the head of the old and faint Qiao Chunmei: "Uh, grandma, didn't you go down with Grandpa Liu, maybe Grandpa Liu brought it home." ”

"Really? Oh, I'm really down with him! Qiao Chunmei blinked her eyes and thought hard, but she was really not sure: "Oh, did you really let him take it, you see my memory, it is getting worse and worse now." Jianghe, why don't I go back and ask you. ”

"Oh, well, as long as you don't lose it!" Cheng Jianghe frowned helplessly, looked at a trace of dust behind Cheng Jianghai's buttocks, and said unhappily: "Cheng Jianghai, I forgot to ask, where did the soil on your buttocks come from?" ”

Cheng Jianghai turned his head and looked at it, and said weakly: "Oh, I am playing war with Yuan Shuo and them!" ”

"Fight, fight, know about war every day!" Cheng Jianghe, who was already a little irritable, asked sharply, "Did I finish letting you write the words?" ”

"Ah, the word?" Cheng Jianghai was stunned for a moment, that thing had long been forgotten outside the clouds. Seeing his brother's unkind face, he hurriedly said: "I, I'll write, I'll write!" ”

Cheng Jianghe said viciously: "I knew it was like this! If you don't play, you are not allowed to go out again, do you hear? ”

"Oh oh oh, I see!" Cheng Jianghai hurriedly agreed.

The checkers thing seems to have been fooled so-so, anyway, grandma and Uncle Liu are people with serious memory loss, and sometimes they can't even remember what their names are. Putting this black cauldron on their heads is definitely a proper thing.

If you dodge one, you won't necessarily be able to avoid the second!

At dusk, Cheng Jia'an and his wife got off work, and when they were about to walk to the door of the house, they saw their neighbor Lu Guangping with a drooping face, pushing a bicycle and walking out, Cheng Jia'an greeted him warmly.

"Guangping, you still go out at this time, don't you cook?"

"Hey, what about it!" Lu Guangping's face was depressed, and he complained in a chattering voice: "I don't know which little kid is playing with a slingshot again, hitting a broken glass on the ground." This is not! The tires of several cars have been punctured, and if you don't make up for it at this time, how can you go to work tomorrow? ”

Li Xiulan said with deep sympathy: "Oh, these children don't have anything to do all day long, and they are all nonsense!" ”

Lu Guangping's eyes skimmed Li Xiulan, the corners of his mouth twitched, and he looked very aggrieved as if he wanted to say something, so he casually said hello and turned his head and left. Cheng Jia'an looked at Lu Guangping's back, and said to Li Xiulan with a dark face: "Maybe it's a good thing that Jiang Hai did again!" ”

Li Xiulan's eyes widened and she hesitated: "No!" I've never seen a slingshot in Jianghai! ”

Cheng Jia'an grimaced, and snorted coldly: "Just because I haven't seen it doesn't mean that he doesn't, this guy is a chicken thief!" ”

"Oh, go back and ask!"

The two hurriedly returned home, and as soon as the door was opened, Li Xiulan asked Cheng Jianghe, "Where is your brother?" ”

"Oh, the back room is written!"

Li Xiulan looked like, 'I'm right', turned to Cheng Jia'an and said, "Look at it, isn't Jiang Hai very well-behaved, Jiang Hai, what about writing?" Li Xiulan shouted at the back room.

Cheng Jianghai responded while writing: "Oh, Mom, you're off work!" ”

Li Xiulan poked her head in, saw that her baby son was "working hard", touched his head with great relief, and said happily: "Well, after work, Jiang Hai is hungry, right?" Mommy, let's cook! ”

Cheng Jia'an walked in and looked at Cheng Jianghai with suspicion: "Jianghai, did you break the glass bottle downstairs?" ”

Cheng Jianghai's figure trembled slightly, turned his head, and said with an innocent look: "Glass bottle, what glass bottle?" I don't know! ”

Cheng Jia'an narrowed his eyes and hesitated: "It's really not you?" Have you ever played with a slingshot? ”

"Slingshot?" Cheng Jianghai spread his hands, blinked his eyes and said, "I'...... I don't have a slingshot, huh? ”

Cheng Jia'an's eyes paused on his son's face for a long time, and he couldn't see anything unusual, so he said reassuringly: "Well, it's better not for you to do it, that thing is very dangerous, you'd better not touch it for me, do you hear?" ”

At this time, Qiao Chunmei on the side asked curiously: "Jia'an, what's wrong?" ”

Cheng Jia'an said stupidly: "Oh, Mom, it's nothing, I don't know which child played with a slingshot and knocked the glass bottle to pieces, and many people's tires were punctured." ”

Qiao Chunmei frowned and complained: "These children, they are really lawless!" ”

Cheng Jia'an said: "Isn't it? If you find these little bastards, you have to clean them up! ”

Cheng Jianghai turned around, pretending to do his homework, listening to the conversation between his father and grandma in his ears, his little heart was beating vigorously, and he was about to jump out of his throat. For a while, I was afraid that the slingshot was hidden in the coal pile, and if my parents turned it out when I cooked, everyone would have stolen money.

After trembling for a long time, Cheng Jianghai put down his pen tremblingly, came to the corridor, and said to his mother who was working hard to cook.

"Mom, I'll help you cook."

Ho! This is definitely an unprecedented statement!

Li Xiulan, who was pleasantly surprised, didn't mention how energetic she was, she bent down and touched her son's little face with relief, and praised: "Hey, we are still sensible in the ocean, and we know that we love your mother...... I don't need your help, I'll do it myself, you're done with your homework? ”

"Well, it's done!"

Cheng Jianghai nodded obediently, squatted down without saying anything, pinched the coal pile, and pretended to be very good at things: "Mom, I'll help you make a fire!" ”

Li Xiulan said jokingly: "Hehe, will you?" ”

"Uh-huh, I will, I will." Cheng Jianghai hurriedly nodded frequently.

Taking advantage of Li Xiulan's efforts to set up a fire to burn coal, Cheng Jianghai hurriedly took out a slingshot from the coal pile unconsciously, threw it far downstairs, and then pretended to help his mother "work" as if nothing happened.

But the more she helped, the more she helped, and in the end, Li Xiulan, who was still happy, was also in a hurry and couldn't resist.

"Oh, okay, let's go, don't get in the way here."

Cheng Jianghai had been waiting for this sentence for a long time: "Oh, then mom, I'm back in the house......"

"Go, go, go!"

Cheng Jianghai reluctantly glanced at the slingshot that was thrown downstairs, which he exchanged for half of the cigarette case, and now he said goodbye so helplessly, which is really a little sad. But when he thought that this thing was still very worthwhile compared to being beaten, Cheng Jianghai, who was originally a little depressed, suddenly secretly rejoiced.

It seems that this second calamity has finally been avoided without danger, Amitabha!

The first and second are all avoided, but what about the third?

Will it still be possible to save the day like this......