Ganquan Vocational High School.

It was already after school in the afternoon, and a round of scorching sun was still hanging in the air, and the sweat on his forehead had just come out, and he was evaporated by the hot sun. There was not a single figure in sight on the empty playground, only the sound of grasshoppers vibrating their wings desperately from time to time in the grass, which made people annoyed.

Next to the simple earthen toilet on one side, Cheng Jianghai's three brothers and sisters sat down on the ground together, leaning on a shovel on their shoulders, and everyone's nostrils were tightly blocked by crumpled newspapers.

Under the scorching sun, his head drooped with a sad face, and even Wang Yangxun, who was usually dissolute, was now like a frosted eggplant, sitting listlessly, his weak eyes shaking from time to time, and accepting the contemptuous glances from the left and right with guilt.

The breath was a little uncomfortable, Tan Jun pinched his itchy nose vigorously, glared viciously, and gritted his teeth and said, "Yangxun, you called the two of us here to help you do this!" Are you sorry or not? ”

Wang Yangxun raised his head in disdain, spread his hands, and said with a frown: "Then what should I do?" The three of us are three musketeers, the scales are not separated from the scales, and the scales are not separated from the scales. If you don't pull out your sword to help at the critical moment, do you want to see death and not save it! ”

"Whew!"

Tan Jun's cheeks flushed, and he was completely angry: "Then you can't ask the two of us to help you clean the toilet!" Oooooooo......oo

Thinking of the pickles I saw just now, even if my nose was tightly blocked, I couldn't resist the gushing nausea in my abdomen. Before he could scold two sentences, Tan Jun was disgusted by his own words.

Wang Yangxun stretched out his hand to rub the other party's back with a shy face, and wanted to give him a smooth breath as if he was flattering, but Tan Jun opened it with one hand.

Wang Yangxun was embarrassed again, and spread his hands and said, "Oh, what can I do?" This sanitation area is in charge of our class, but it was my turn to do this bird task. Tell me, what kind of ball rules does this school have, let students dig the toilet by themselves, it's really enough...... I said nose, just spit and vomit, is it so disgusting? Isn't your nose always dull, why is it so sensitive? ”

Tan Jun desperately rolled his eyes, and vomited wave after wave: "Get out, I just don't have a nose, I also have eyes, I ...... when I see that lump of me Oooooooo......oo

In order to fool the two brothers to cooperate with him to complete the task, Wang Yangxun, who is usually unruly, lowered his eyebrows a lot at the moment, and did not dare to fight with Tan Jun habitually, and said stupidly: "Oh, what's there, the land of grain reincarnation, whoever eats it doesn't pull, you get used to it when you smell it, you look at the people and the sea, that's what you call the gentlemen, don't say anything, absolutely domineering!" ”

"Get out!"

On the other side, Cheng Jianghai, who had been silent for a long time, couldn't help but burst out with foul language, his face full of entanglement: "It's not that I don't say it, I'm afraid that I will spit it out when I open my mouth...... Oooooooo......oo

"Look at the way you two look like you, do you stink so much?"

Seeing the two brothers bending over and vomiting wildly, Wang Yangxun looked contemptuous, muttered in his mouth, and took down the paper ball stuffed in his nostrils: "Why am I fine...... No way! It's also too stinky...... Oooooooo......oo

did not dare to stay at the scene, the embarrassed three quickly fled the scene, stood far away on the playground, and looked at the earthen toilet in the distance for a while.

Wang Yangxun scratched the peach heart on the top of his head, drooped his head, and asked bitterly, "What should I do?" I can't fix this, do I have to wait to be cut by the teacher? Brothers, think of a way. ”

After calming down the abdomen of the river and the sea a little, Cheng Jianghai showed a helpless look and patted Wang Yangxun's shoulder: "Mourn, we really can't help you with this job." ”

Wang Yangxun twisted his face, jumped to his feet angrily and said: "Damn, you are too unrighteous, you really don't ask!" ”

Cheng Jianghai frowned tightly and spread his hands: "Then what else can I do?" I can't do it! ”

Seeing that the brothers were about to pick a son, Wang Yangxun cried with a sad face, folded his hands pitifully, and begged earnestly: "Brother, please, please, it's a big deal to finish this vote, I invite everyone to watch "The East is Undefeated", how about it?" Jet Li and Lin Qingxia, this is a blockbuster that just came out! ”

"Oh, blockbuster?"

Tan Jun's eyes lit up, and then he stared at Wang Yangxun vigilantly, and said hesitantly: "Uh, this time it won't be another gangster, right?" ”

Wang Yangxun hurriedly waved his hand again and again, and said in a convincing manner: "No, no, the absolute exclusive investment, all I will pay for it, right?" ”

Cheng Jianghai pursed his lips and asked tentatively, "A word is a certainty?" ”

"No backtracking!"

Wang Yangxun quickly straightened his chest, looking like he had a golden mouth and jade teeth, and he said nothing.

Cheng Jianghai turned his head and glanced at Tan Jun, and said in a consultative tone: "Nose, what's the matter?" ”

There are temptations in the front, and there are difficulties in the back.

Sticking a knife into the brothers' ribs to dig the toilet together can also be said to be a strange talk through the ages. Tan Jun twisted his face and stumbled: "Are you really going to dig it?" ”

Looking at Wang Yangxun on the side, he cast a pitiful pleading gaze, Cheng Jianghai, as the boss, said conclusively: "I'd rather be stinky to death than scared to death, there is a blockbuster to watch, what else to say, rush!" ”

With that, the three of them blocked their nostrils with newspapers again, summoned up the courage they had accumulated, and rushed to the toilet in panic like soldiers jumping out of a trench......

After a painful operation, the three of them almost vomited out the overnight meal the day before yesterday, and then they finished digging out the toilet, and their faces were as pale as wax figures.

The work is finished, but the rich smell on the body is like ink soaked in rice paper, and it never lingers, and as long as you smell it, your stomach will start to churn violently. There was really no way to go out to meet people, so the three of them came to a remote pool with grievances, and saw that there was no one around, so the thieves discussed it.

"Will it work?" Tan Jun asked with a frown.

Wang Yangxun stretched his neck, glanced around, and then said confidently: "It's okay, it's all out of school, and it's the weekend, who has nothing to do here." ”

Cheng Jianghai was stunned for a long time, and said hesitantly: "Then we will ...... Take off? ”

"Take it off! Take off! Take off! ”

After saying that, the three of them hurriedly took off all the clothes on their bodies, kept only a pair of large pants, and washed them with the water in the pool. From time to time, I smelled the smell on my body, and found that I couldn't wash it off, and a wave of nausea hit, and I didn't know if it was olfactory or psychological.

Tan Jun rubbed his body vigorously, his skin was as red as a steamed prawn, and he babbled with a sad face: "Damn, why is it still so smelly after washing for a long time, Jiang Hai, take the water hose to help me flush it later." ”

Cheng Jianghai pinched his nose helplessly: "No matter how much you rush, that's it, a piece of soap is about to run out." ”

Tan Jun glared fiercely at Wang Yangxun, who was cleaning and slipping away, and complained: "Grandma's, if you are in Yangxun's place, you can't do anything about this thing in the future." ”

Wang Yangxun pursed his lips apologetically and said, "Oh, I know my brothers have worked hard. Otherwise, after watching the video, let's take a trip to the snack street, eat as much as you want, order as you like. ”

"Shut up, don't give me anything to eat, I'm still sick to my stomach, oh oh oh ......" Before he finished speaking, Tan Jun retched for a while, and there were stars in his eyes.

Wang Yangxun smashed his mouth, sniffed his body, and said disapprerovingly: "Damn, I'll save it now, look at your decay, why can't I smell anything?" ”

Cheng Jianghai rolled his eyes, he was tempted by Wang Yangxun before, but now he found that he had been fooled into the pit, and he was speechless for this trick with a two-skinned face, and said angrily: "You call it 'you don't smell the smell of the dirt toilet for a long time', since you are so used to it, when it is our turn to turn around, you are the main force of the main force, and it is okay for you to contract." ”

"Don't, you really think of me as a professional manure digger."

Wang Yangxun was stunned for a moment, and hurriedly diverted the topic with a shy face: "Hehe, hurry up and wash it, let's go watch the video after washing, the sun rises in the east, only I am undefeated!" ”

When the three of them frowned and put on their smelly clothes, the sky gradually darkened a little. Since it was the weekend, Cheng Jianghai rarely relaxed, and he was not in a hurry to rush home.

Besides, with such a big sacrifice, how can you be worthy of the food that you spit out if you don't slaughter it ruthlessly.

After doing such a job of vomiting liver and gallbladder, there is absolutely no appetite for food. The three of them came straight to a video hall.

Seeing that the time for the opening of the film was up, they hurriedly bought a ticket and went in, only to find that it was already full, and the three of them were worried again.

"That's a lot of people, uh, there's only one seat left over there. Why are the three of you sitting, or don't you count? Cheng Jianghai said with a frown.

Wang Yangxun tugged at the corners of his mouth, and said unwillingly: "I bought all the tickets, and I can't get them back, it's not a waste of money." ”

"What then? The remaining two stood and watched! Tan Jun touched his nose and rolled his eyes.

Wang Yangxun scratched his fingers in front of his smooth forehead, looking a little 'smart Yixiu', his eyes were dripping and rolling for a long time, and he really figured out a crooked idea: "Wait, I have a way, you two are waiting here!" ”

After speaking, regardless of the puzzled expressions of the two brothers, Wang Yangxun squeezed into the only seat with a golden knife, and then pretended to be indifferent, and lifted Erlang's legs and trembled. At first, the people around didn't care, but gradually they smelled a smell of disgust and nausea, and they started to talk about it.

"Damn, what's the smell?"

"yes, why does it stink so much, where did it come from?"

"That's it, it stinks to death, is this video hall dead rats?"

"Dead rats don't stink so much, they're all in time to go to the toilet."

"Grass, this smells stinky, how can you stay, let's go, don't look at it, don't look at it!"

People covered their noses and fled impatiently. In an instant, with Wang Yangxun as the dot, a hollow circle was miraculously drawn. Seeing that the plan was effective, Wang Yangxun snapped his fingers at the rear, and the two people who were standing rushed over to sit down, Tan Jun asked with a strange expression.

"Yes, Yangxun, how did you get the position?"

Wang Yangxun smashed his lips, raised his neck triumphantly, and said with a cowhide: "Of course, it is the domineering spirit of God blocking and killing God and Buddha blocking and destroying Buddha that I have cultivated in the rivers and lakes for many years!" Hey, this is the innate self-cultivation of a master, you don't understand it! ”

Tan Jun squinted his eyes and said inexplicably: "What a mess!" ”

Cheng Jianghai pursed his lips and sneered: "Don't listen to him talking nonsense here, what a bullying fart, the smell of and urine all over his body, the commotion and the smell, and smoke everyone away!" ”

Tan Jun froze, opened his mouth wide, shook his head and sighed: "I said, Yangxun, you thick-skinned, bragging has begun to have connotation and height, you can't accept it!" ”

Wang Yangxun laughed shamelessly: "Hehe, I've won awards, uh, stop talking, start ......"

As the lights dimmed and the majestic music on the TV sounded, the three of them suddenly became silent, and quickly immersed themselves in the martial arts world of changing color and swallowing mountains and rivers......

Even after watching the video and walking out, the hearts of the three of them still couldn't be suppressed, and they looked like they were still happy.

In those adult fairy tale worlds, the arrogance of the chivalrous man, the friendship of the iron-blooded brothers, and the happiness and revenge have been stranded in my heart for a long time.

In the midst of emotional turmoil, the three of them put their shoulders on their shoulders, and the stench emitted from their bodies was no longer a stench, but a special atmosphere of friendship. Ignoring the strange looks of passers-by, the three of them sang hysterically, venting their surging emotions into the starry night sky.

The sea laughs, the tide on both sides of the strait, the ups and downs follow the waves, only remember the present day!

The sky is smiling, and the tide is in the world, and God knows who loses and who wins......