Chapter 23: Cui Datou Turns Sexual

"I want to plant goji berries, plant goji berries."

"Boom ......"

Suddenly, a shrill shout came, and at the same time a motorcycle came from far and near.

The voice was too awkward, too harsh, and more importantly, the content of the shouting.

The crowd that Xu Bo and the three of them didn't stop before were stunned by this broken gong voice, and they all turned their heads to look.

"Boom ......"

"Crunch!"

"Mayor Town, I want to grow goji berries."

The motorcycle came to a screeching halt, and a man with a big head jumped out of the motorcycle, shouting like a headless fly.

The big head that came was none other than Cui Datou, who had been mentioned many times before.

The current Cui Datou is sweating profusely, his clothes are disheveled, and he is covered in dust. Under the dim light, Niu Er in "Water Margin" is alive.

However, what is more inconsistent is the two megaphones hanging on the chest.

Why did Cui Datou come? What did you just shout?

Just when people were wondering, Cui Datou finally found the target and rushed over desperately: "Mayor Town, I can be regarded as seeing you, I want to plant wolfberries." ”

Noticing this situation, Xu Bo let out a long sigh and completely calmed down.

"What are you looking for me?" Xu Bo asked knowingly.

"I'm looking for you to sign a contract and grow wolfberries." Cui Datou's voice was already loud, and when it was released through two speakers, the whole scene was "buzzing".

"Cui Datou, are you sick? What kind of goji berries to grow? This thing is like a sharp sword, which kills a man. Miao Luo rushed forward.

Cui Datou immediately said in a dumb voice: "Fart, such a decent cash cow, how can it kill people?" ”

"That's what you said here, we all heard it that day." Miao Luo immediately said, and the people on the side also echoed.

"I drink too much cat urine, and you believe it when my mouth is full of feces? Lao Tzu said that the dung is delicious, why don't you eat it? ”

"You're still looking for the town five times, and you have to rent the land to the mines, and you're also drinking?"

"That's Lao Tzu confused, and he can't tell the difference between good and bad. Now Lao Tzu really knows that it is the pit people who run the ore processing field, the workers all have silicosis, and the people living on the side are not better, water, soil, grass, livestock, anyway, don't think about anything. Growing wolfberries is beneficial to the country, the people and oneself, not only to continue to make money, but also to purify the air, cure diseases and save people. ”

Hearing Cui Datou say this, people were all dumbfounded, is this still Cui Datou? It's the exact opposite of what I said before.

Miao Luo angrily grabbed Cui Datou's collar, and said with a hideous face: "Are you fucking not taking the wrong medicine, or are you being bought?" ”

Cui Datou opened Miao Luo's arm: "Let your mother stinky shit, Lao Tzu is very sober." Today, Lao Tzu received a call from his cousin, the third aunt died, the third aunt also became silicosis, and the eldest cousin, second cousin, and cousin-in-law also had stage II silicosis, and they all worked in the selection field. ”

The mouths of the people immediately opened wide, and they were all shocked by the news.

A few people who have heard of Cui Datou's relatives are shocked and suspicious, they only knew that the family had a mine there before, and they were so rich that they didn't expect to end up with such a result.

In fact, Cui Datou didn't have a third aunt at all, but he just synthesized the members of the eldest aunt and the second aunt's family, and the situation of these people was also fabricated, just to strengthen the persuasiveness.

People don't know what this is saying, but they can't help but be afraid, and they also understand the huge contrast shown by Cui Datou.

"Come on, aren't you just thinking about pulling out the seedlings, why don't you pull them out?" Miao Dongsheng scolded openly.

What else can these people say, they can only bow their heads and pretend to be their grandsons, and even Miao Luo has no excuses.

"What? Are you going to pull out wolfberry saplings? It's all fucking insane. Lao Tzu put his words here today, and whoever wants to pull out a sapling will step over Lao Tzu. Cui Datou roared angrily, ran to the ground, and spread his hands out, like a man.

Miao Luo had nowhere to spill his anger, so he chased forward and scolded: "What is your mother's appearance?" This is Lao Tzu's land, what the do you have ......"

"Lao Tzu cares whose land you own. Lao Tzu only knows that these are for the benefit of the seedlings, the lucky seedlings, whoever wants to sabotage, just don't want to make the old folks good, Lao Tzu will not agree. Cui Datou interrupted angrily, "Papapa" tore the buttons of his clothes, his eyes were wide open, and he looked at death as if he were at home.

Miao Luo suddenly lost his temper, turned around and left, otherwise wouldn't he be unlucky for his father and fellow villagers.

The villagers who came to make trouble also retreated one after another, not to mention letting them pull out the seedlings now, even if they stood on the edge of the ground, they were afraid of being buttoned up with a big hat.

"Mayor Town, I want to sign a contract to grow wolfberries." Cui Datou saw that the people were scattering, and he came to Xu Bo again.

Xu Bo said lightly: "The contract is signed with the Provincial Agricultural Research Institute, and the village must take the lead." ”

At this moment, several vans came to the scene, and dozens of people jumped under the car, and it was the director of Cuijiawu Village who took the lead.

"Our village is willing to plant."

As soon as Cuijiawu Village made a statement, Cui Datou immediately answered: "Look, mayor, you can sign this time." ”

"It's the middle of the night, tomorrow is the weekend, let's talk about it next week." Xu Bo deliberately picked it up.

"Isn't there a technician at the Agricultural Research Institute, I'm looking for them first, please. When I thought about the benefits to my parents and fellow villagers, I couldn't wait for a moment. Cui Datou's voice was even more hoarse, and he rubbed his eyes.

Many people can't help but admire, I really didn't expect Cui Datou to be so righteous.

In fact, Cui Datou's tears were urgent, not the so-called true feelings.

"Okay, I'll try to get in touch." Xu Bo reluctantly agreed and began to contact.

There is no doubt that it is naturally a special event and an on-site office.

At more than eleven o'clock in the middle of the night, the Cuijiawu agreement was finally signed, and Miaojialiang Village also completed the task of the day, and Cuijiawu started working overnight.

When Xu Bo returned to the town, it was already the second half of the night, but he still called as soon as possible.

"Master Guan, it's not easy to finally think of me." He Guibao's voice came from the other side.

Xu Bo smiled and said, "Didn't you just finish settling down?" Where are you? Have you eaten it? ”

He Guibao said: "I just finished eating, and I almost starved the old immortal to death." Say, what was promised to me, when will it be done? ”

"That's easy to say."

Xu Bo replied vaguely and diverted the topic, "Let's talk about Cui Datou first, your brainwashing skills are really good, and you completely changed Cui Datou into a person." ”

"It's just as you taught, just a little bit of play, and ...... today," He Guibao said complacently.

The more Xu Bo listened, the more he wanted to laugh, and he couldn't help teasing: "You are worthy of being an old bustard, and a woman from a good family can also make you a flickering Oiran." ”

"Wrong, I'm saving the fat man from good, okay?" After He Guibao made a serious statement, he continued to speak.

With He Guibao's review, the whole process gradually emerged.

Xu Bo also had to admire, in the end, he was a professional, and his acting skills were amazing.

I wonder what Cui Datou would think if he knew this? I don't know what the person who instigated Cui Datou will think?

Thinking of the deflated appearance of those people, the corners of Xu Bo's mouth couldn't help but smile evilly.