Chapter 126: You Liars
In fact, when Xu Bo was halfway through, Zhang Jianhe felt abnormal, but he only thought that Xu Bo was tricking the county leader, and he was still laughing at him for killing himself.
But as time went by, Zhang Jianhe felt that something was more and more wrong.
Through several months of contact, Zhang Jianhe found that although Xu Bo occasionally played pranks, he did not do so.
I'm afraid there is fraud in it.
What the hell is this guy doing?
Zhang Jianhe thought about it for a long time, but he didn't figure it out.
At this time, Xu Bo's speech also ended.
According to Zhang Jianhe's original plan, it was time to pretend to have a bad stomach and leave the scene at this time.
But now, although his stomach is really cold and painful, Zhang Jianhe doesn't plan to leave, he has to keep an eye on what Xu Bo is doing, so as not to destroy his plan.
Just as Zhang Jianhe was muttering, the next agenda had already begun on the stage, and the representatives of the partners spoke.
It was Zhen Ming who spoke.
Zhen Ming is dressed up very handsome today, anyway, he thinks so himself.
A crimson suit, dark red pointy shoes, a white shirt, a red tie, and thinning hair combed meticulously.
It's just that his face is a little bruised.
No way, it's too cold, Zhen Ming is really thinly dressed, and after sitting outside for almost an hour, he is going to freeze. This is still rubbing his cheeks desperately before getting up, otherwise his face will be even more ugly.
"Dear Secretary Qiao of the Shenghai County Party Committee."
"Poof......
As soon as Zhen Ming began to speak, he was interrupted by a long voice.
What's going on?
People were stunned for a moment, and suddenly understood that the old man on the stage had farted.
And the fart sound was still turning, and it was transmitted by the microphone all over the courtyard and outside the courtyard.
In fact, Zhen Ming didn't want to play such a melody, but it was precisely because he tried his best to control it and couldn't control it that he made the one-second de-voiced tone become a five-second upper tone.
"Hahaha......"
There was a lot of laughter.
Zhen Ming couldn't wait to find a crack in the ground to get into, and he gritted his teeth with hatred for Xu Bo.
The laughter was too loud to continue to speak, and his emotions also needed to be adjusted, so Zhen Ming had to stand there and wait.
After almost three minutes, the laughter on the scene stopped, and Zhen Ming also calmed down, thinking that he had controlled his physiological reaction.
"Ahem, Dear Secretary Qiao, Dear ......"
Zhen Ming raised his voice in order to suppress the great embarrassment, not admitting that this time the fart was louder and more melodious.
"Poof~~"
"Dear Joe......"
"Poof~~"
"Hahaha......"
People burst into laughter, and many of them couldn't stop laughing.
The reason why people laughed more this time was not only because of the sound of the fart, but also because of the implication - Secretary Qiao is a fart.
How could Qiao Yifeng not realize this? Suddenly, his face turned even bluer.
Grandma's, it's messing up.
Qiao Yifeng couldn't help but scold.
The other leaders were also afraid of mentioning their names, which would have to be smelly, and many of them were very superstitious about this.
"Dear Joe......"
"Poof~~"
"Honoring ......"
"Poof~~"
Zhen Ming really couldn't continue to respect the leader, so he could only let the exhaust gas exhaust more than ten times, and then continued to speak.
It's really weird, too. This time, Zhen Ming did not mention the title of leader again, but directly entered the topic, introduced and promoted Hongyanyan Company, and as a result, he really didn't let out a fart.
After speaking for more than ten minutes, Zhen Ming finally entered the concluding stage: "As a member of Hongyanyan Ecological Technology Company, as one of the company's managers, I and my five colleagues deeply love Hongyanyan......"
"Poof~~"
The fart is here again.
People were already surprised, and they just laughed for a few seconds before stopping.
"In particular, Director Jia has a deep love for Hongyanyan Company."
"Poof~~"
"Director Jia is a shareholder of Hongyanyan."
"Poof~~"
“……”
In the middle of a series of farts sounds, Zhen Ming spoke for another two minutes, and finally finished speaking.
"Thank you!" Zhen Ming bowed deeply.
But at this moment, Zhen Ming's exhaust began again.
"Poof~~"
"Poof~~"
Bursts of turbid air came out of the anus and went straight to the back of the table.
The faces of the leaders on the stage were all green, one was smoked by the fart, and the other was angered by bad signs.
It's obscure too.
"Hahaha."
"Giggle."
People simply don't hide it at all and laugh uncontrollably.
"I'll start with that."
Noticing this situation, Qiao Yifeng gestured to the host.
Originally, it was planned that Qiao Yifeng would appear in the finale and be arranged to give instructions after signing the contract, but at this moment he had to stand up in advance in order to reverse this bad atmosphere. Otherwise, you will be busy in vain, not only will it be difficult to get political achievements, but you will get into a stinky body and gossip.
Deputy County Magistrate Chen was a human spirit, and when he saw the acting secretary's call, he immediately understood his meaning.
Immediately excitedly shouted: "Everyone, pay attention, everyone." Next, I would like to invite Secretary Qiao of the county party committee to give important instructions. ”
"...... Uproar"
Driven by the hardcore horses, warm applause rang out.
Qiao Yifeng stood up, first moved in place, and then walked to the microphone at the entrance of the stage with steady steps.
"Comrades, comrades!"
Qiao Yifeng pressed down with his hands, signaled the people to stop applauding, and then said, "This signing is the result of the correct leadership of the county party committee, through the joint efforts of the Hedi town government team and its village committee, and with the vigorous cooperation of tens of thousands of villagers." County Party Committee ......"
Qiao Yifeng's argument is basically the same as that of Deputy County Magistrate Chen, but he stands higher and changes his name to the county party committee. and talked at length about the contact with Director Jia and others, and said it vividly, as if he really contributed to it.
The work of the watch is almost finished, Qiao Yifeng decided to knock Xu Bo: "But ......"
Before the words came out, Qiao Yifeng only felt a cold air swirling in his stomach and rushed straight to the back door.
Secretly said "not good", Qiao Yifeng's legs were subconsciously clamped, and he did anal suction exercises at the same time.
Then he threw down the phrase "thank you" and hurriedly sat back in his place.
"Poof~~"
Qiao Yifeng finally failed to hold that breath, but fortunately, he stayed away from the microphone, and except for a few people around him, no one else knew.
Then it's time to officially sign the contract.
Under the auspices of Deputy County Magistrate Chen, the leaders on the stage got up one after another, and the long table was quickly moved away, and it soon became a signing mode.
Noticing the situation in front of him, Zhang Jianhe hesitated.
Do you want to pretend to be uncomfortable and leave?
If you don't leave, you'll have to sign on behalf of the town.
This can't be signed!
But what if he is not there, what if Xu Bo really has a moth?
After Zhang Jianhe quickly weighed it, he made a decision to continue the previous plan, and he had to leave quickly.
Thinking of this, Zhang Jianhe squatted down "ouch", looking very painful.
At the same time, the moderator was also announcing: "The fifth agenda of the conference, and the signing of a formal contract between the town government and Hongyanyan Company. ”
People only paid attention to the stage, and most of them didn't notice Zhang Jianhe's abnormality.
Only a few people around him asked, "What's wrong with Mayor Zhang?" It's your turn to take the stage. ”
"You liars." Suddenly, a broken cry sounded, and several men and women walked towards the stage.
"Let's go." Zhen Ming had already come to the signing table, but he suddenly turned around and ran, and the other five people immediately followed.
"Where to run?" A few people rushed up to the stage, and a few fell on their backs, knocking down Zhen Ming and the others.
"What a guts. Who? Qiao Yifeng just now only cared about controlling the exhaust, and his brain had a short circuit for dozens of seconds, and when he looked up again, he saw the scene of the merchant being knocked down, and subconsciously shouted loudly.