Chapter 10 Tai Chi
Chapter 10 Tai Chi
Wu Tong left the unit, but the resignation letter became popular all over the Internet, a screen name claimed to be a personnel officer, took a photo of Wu Tong's resignation report and posted it on Weibo, which was forwarded tens of thousands of pieces, and was forwarded to each other in the top ten search engines, Wu Tong and this poem are also known to more people.
Wu Tong simply opened Weibo and published the song "Difficult to Walk", Xue Xiaoxiao and Chu Yingyi quickly liked and forwarded it.
Wu Tong's Weibo has more than 30,000 fans.
Countless messages:
"Great God, are you a literary worker, I haven't heard of this poem, I haven't searched for it, it won't be original, then I'm a fan of you, modern people, except for the old pedants who specialize in ancient poetry, which one can write poetry? Ask the great god to solve your doubts? ”
"Upstairs, you're so lonely! Wu Tong radio host, I also listened to his column, very good, although it is a children's column, but the story is said to have been created by Wu Tong, Wu Tong has also been in the newspaper, as if saving a girl who committed suicide...... Original and vivid children's stories, and original ancient poems, I declare that I am a fan of the great god Tong. ”
"I can't hear this column after the second floor, haven't you seen Wu Tong's poems? In the first song, An Neng broke his eyebrows and bent his waist to deal with the powerful, which made me unhappy, and the second song was difficult. It can be seen from the poem that the first Wu Tong was excluded and suppressed, and he didn't want to serve the monkey, so he resigned in the second song, and the road was full of stumbling blocks, and he couldn't go home to fish, hoping that the long wind and waves would be sometimes, and he would hang on the clouds and sail to the sea......"
"3rd Floor Correct Solution +1"
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"3rd Floor Correct Solution +5600"
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"The great god is so chic and handsome! Relieve gas! I resigned directly after writing an ancient poem, when did I also have this ability to water, and I also wrote an ancient poem to throw the boss in the face. ”
"Brother, you are sober and sober, how much fake wine do you drink and blow this bull fork, you see if your ass is wet or not, can you compose poetry? If you would, the poetry conference would have chosen you a long time ago. ”
"Brother, you don't have to dump the ancient poems when the boss is angry, and it's the same for the eldest aunt!"
"Upstairs, you're going to laugh and pee on me, dump my aunt haha!"
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"Upstairs, it's going to be another poetry conference soon, it stands to reason that the great god should be invited, right, it's a pity that such a literary talent doesn't bloom in the literary world."
+(10) Support"
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"Everyone@大神, submit your works to the official website of the poetry conference, participate in the shortlist, and you will definitely be shortlisted."
"Agree +10000"
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Wu Tong flipped through the comments and kept flashing @ his own information.
It seems that the radio station will definitely not be able to report its own work.
Just open the official website of the poetry conference to see, the rule is that the national collection of poetry couplets, selected by the jury, excellent on-site recitation, regarded as a preparatory member of the Writers Association, if there are excellent works can also be recommended for publication and distribution, even if officially accepted as a member of the Writers Association.
There are three days left until the submission deadline.
Wu Tong simply responded to the call of netizens and posted these two poems to the official website.
Turn off your computer.
Open the ring, and the prestige has grown to more than seven million, and it seems that the resignation letter has contributed a lot! Thank you Goddess Chu Yingyi for your push.
Put on the aura of luck and start the draw, stop, draw, stop, draw, stop.
Hurry up and take off the halo.
This reputation is flowing away like water!
It's almost four million gone.
Let's take a look at the three rewards first.
Skill class, computer intermediate skill book.
A special class, an invisibility suit, will have a stealth effect when you wear it, and 100 million prestige will be deducted per minute.
I'll go, how else is this playing?
Skill, Tai Chi Intermediate.
This is good! There is martial arts, and the ears will be saved in the future.
There are three million, take out one million to draw a primary look, and a hundred primary draws
Lottery,Oh,There's a button to select the number of lottery times at the bottom.,I didn't see it.,Or the fingers can be exhausted if you don't draw a hundred times.。
Choose one hundred draws.
Bang la, the room is full of treasure chests, and there is a selection of automatic classification in the interface, I'll go, just say, don't go to open the treasure chests one by one.
Automatically sorted, it turns into four boxes.
Consumables: Strongman Pills, Leopard Placenta Pills, and Stamina Potions are automatically placed in the inventory.
Attributes: 3 primary strength fruits, 2 primary agility fruits, and 1 primary charm fruit.
Skill book: Tai Chi Elementary, Chemistry Elementary, Biology Elementary, Sports Fitness Elementary, Chef Elementary.
Special Category: A bottle of Attribute Recovery Elixir.
I don't have a beginner's computer book, so I can only wear a lucky ring and buy a skill book in the mall.
Took out a million and bought a computer primary.
I learned all the skills and was dizzy for a full minute.
I also ate all the primary fruits, and drank the remaining three days of genetic medicine together.
Two intermediate fruits were also eaten.
Restarted to detect the body data, due to the learning of Tai Chi, opened the inner boxing to bless the strength and agility values, and recalculated the data:
Internal Force: 0 (Haven't practiced dark energy yet)
Strength: 79
Dexterity: 75
Force: 60
Charisma: 85,
IQ: 218
(Due to the blessing of Taijiquan, the Taoist mind, the non-polarization of all things, the level of calligraphy has improved.) Singing, music, art and other artistic attainments have been slightly improved)
There is still a million left, lottery, stop, and the character will explode.
Attribute class: Universal attribute potion, specify to increase any attribute by 5 points.
Let's keep this for now.
Looking in the mirror, it's already perfect, and the film school grass has to kneel, not necessarily kneel.
The height is one meter seven or eight, the weight is one hundred and forty pounds, the muscles are unbearable, and the eight abdominal muscles are faintly lined, well, the brothers have also developed, twenty, I can't hold it, I can hammer the drum, Wu Tong is full of confidence all of a sudden, and the Tibetan mastiff can be slapped to death casually.
put on sportswear and went to Lu Yao to learn.
Lu Yao is indeed a disciple of Xingyi Sect, and what he said in the last morning exercise was not a lie.
According to the boxing method, the inner family boxing is divided into Taiji, Bagua, and Xingyi.
These three types of boxing techniques all have exercises to practice the internal force of dark energy.
Of course, Wudang, Shaolin and other five sects and thirteen factions have their own inner hearts, and the other eighty-one schools, in addition to these three, are all regarded as outer kung fu, Tan legs, eagle claws, etc.
Like Muay Thai, Taekwondo, Jeet Kune Do, Tai Hung Boxing, Wing Chun, etc., all have their own stunts, either fast, or fierce, or feminine and ruthless, once you enter the grandmaster level, there is a dark energy, then do whatever you want, kill people invisibly!
Wu Tong believes that there must be masters of national arts in this world, but they must also be very rare.
Lu Yao's force Wu Tong roughly calculated, agent, after training, Xingyi Sect Inner Family Fist, did not reach the grandmaster, the force is about 60 at most, and it cannot meet the requirements of the top special combat team's killing skills, otherwise he will not be injured several times.
Lu Yao is exercising on the treadmill in order to lose weight, she is sweating profusely, she is tired of it, and she is ruthless for the sake of beauty.
"Come, rest, let's practice, my recent development, plus nourishment, I feel that my strength has increased a lot, I bought a few Tai Chi books on the Internet, I feel that I have achieved a little success, let's compare and ......" Wu Tong walked out of the room and said.
Lu Yao turned off the treadmill, wiped her sweat with a towel, and said in surprise: ", why have you grown taller again, you look a little scary!" You can't have a genetic mutation, you have some kind of strange disease, right? ”
"You're sick, didn't you see that buddy is now in the wind, graceful, smooth skin, black in white, red in black, black, why is it so beautiful......
Let's compare ......"
Wu Tong made a Tai Chi gesture, which looked like it.
"It's dark, it's also called beauty! Come on, Guoshu is not a martial arts performance, I will beat you back to your original form, and you will become the original second-class cripple again. Lu Yao was amused.
"Heh, you goblin still wants to beat Lao Sun back to his original form and eat my drumstick...... Wu Tong provoked.
"You mallet?" Lu Yao didn't understand.
"I'm a mallet, I'm a mallet, I'm happy to be a mallet, whoever doesn't want to be a mallet is stupid!"
"Hahahaha, is anyone else willing to be a mallet?" Lu Yao said with a smile.
"You don't understand the joy of my brother yet, you haven't transformed into a Super Saiyan yet!"
"Okay, let my sister give you a longer memory, look at the boxing ......" Lu Yao saw that Wu Tong was so arrogant, and wanted to beat him.
Xingyi has basic pile skills, five elements boxing and twelve shape boxing.
The three-body pose is the pile gong, which is the unique basic skill and internal strength training method of Xingyi boxing, and is known as "ten thousand laws originate from the three-body style".
The Five Elements Fist combines the five elements of metal, wood, water, fire, and earth, which are split fist (gold), drill fist (water), collapse fist (wood), cannon fist (fire) and horizontal fist (earth);
Twelve-shaped fist is a practical combat technique created by imitating the action characteristics of twelve animals, namely dragon shape, tiger shape, bear shape, snake shape, Xiao shape, monkey shape, horse shape, chicken shape, swallow shape, dragon shape, harrier shape, eagle shape,
Lu Yao is in the shape of a horse, the horse steps on the Feiyan, and suddenly comes, quickly and quickly with the wind.
Taijiquan is based on the traditional Confucianism and Taoism philosophy of Tai Chi, Yin and Yang dialectical concept as the core idea, set to cultivate temperament, strengthen the body, technical confrontation and other functions as a whole, combined with the changes of the five elements of Yin and Yang that are easy to learn, meridians, ancient guidance and breathing techniques formed by a kind of traditional boxing techniques, both internal and external, soft, slow, light, rigid and soft.
Wu Tong, the left hand is yin, the right hand is yang, stepping on the seven stars, the right leg is moving, it seems to be slow but it is fast, it has dodged Lu Yao's frontal falling kick, the left hand yin hugging Lu Yao's right shoulder, Lu Yao immediately changed the snake-shaped hand when he missed, blitzed Wu Tong's left hand, Wu Tong's left hand bears yin and yang, and the right hand bears yang and turns yin, the left hand winds around the snake's head, gently unloads the force, four or two dials a thousand catties, the right hand is interspersed with massage Lu Yao's waist and abdomen, Lu Yao's snake shape is reactive, change the tiger and crane double shape, change the step and twist the body, the left tiger and the right crane, and the claw grabs the crane peck.
After all, Wu Tong has just mastered Tai Chi, and his hands and feet are still a little rusty, and his intermediate skills are still not good! Seeing that it could not be resolved, he could only make Tai Chi from birth, and his whole body was like cotton wool, falling down with the wind, leaning back, sticking to the ground on his toes, lying flat on his body, leaning back to the bridge, and then, pointing to the ground with his hands, he rebounded and lived in front of Lu Yao, pushing forward with both palms, saying that it was too late and that was fast, and the two of them each made three moves, just in the blink of an eye.
Lu Yao was pushed away and took several steps back.
Two people, you look at me, I look at you, they are all stunned!
"Eat Lao Niang's tofu!"
Subsequently, Lu Yao began to enter the irritable mode, with twelve shapes or single or double, or interspersed with several, vowing to beat Wu Tong to relieve his anger.
Wu Tong really opened up his skills this time, transforming with the weather, suddenly left and right, overcoming rigidity with softness, combining rigidity and softness, the coffee table in the living room was overturned, everything that could be touched was broken, and finally the two of them sat on the ground on their knees, panting, looking at each other.
Wu Tong was relieved, if he didn't sneak attack, Lu Yao's strength would be about the same as him, a little lower than him, and his ears would be saved. I smirked, smirked.
Lu Yao gasped angrily, "Where did you say you bought Tai Chi?" You can practice to this level by buying a pirated book, you are past the age of martial arts training, it stands to reason that you can't practice at all, how can you practice? ”
"My buddies have said it, it's a martial arts wizard, let you teach me to practice Xingyi Boxing, you still cherish yourself, don't teach me, don't forget buddy, read it all and remember it all, and then understand the boxing thoroughly, and it will be a practice."
"I have been standing on the pile since I was a child, the three potentials of the pile have never stopped, and I have just started for more than 20 years, I don't believe that you have practiced Taijiquan yourself into a ......"
"One day an old beggar with a white beard ......"
"Speak human words."
"Have you practiced dark energy?"
"Not yet."
"That's right, then you say, you don't need to practice the Fa in secret, only pay attention to external skills, how long will it take to practice the twelve forms?"
"If you are proficient in combat, it will take three to five years, after all, you still have to practice physical fitness, and you also have to have strength and speed to match."
"What if you don't want to be physical, just practice your moves?"
"That's about three months."
"Am I smarter than you, let's be honest?"
"Whoever has you perverted, never forget."
"It's not difficult for me to memorize five days of practice in three days, right? I've developed recently, and I'm not lacking in nutrition, so I'll borrow light from you and make up for it, and I'll be able to make up for it directly, look at my buddy's abs, look at my buddy's pectoralis major, look at your pectoralis major, well, bigger than mine......
Let's just say, without the blessing of dark energy, it's not too much to have a tie with you, right? ”
"It seems that you are arguing with strong words, but why do you feel powerless to refute you?"
"Then you said that those great grandmasters used to practice dark energy at a young age, why? Because people are martial arts wizards, don't speculate on people like you who are high-ranking people! ”
"You don't have basic skills since you were a child, it's too difficult to practice dark energy, and it's better to practice foreign martial arts than to focus on external skills."
"Dude is a genius Sakuragi Flower Road, let's compare, I definitely practice internal strength before you, believe it or not? You're not convinced? Let's make a bet, who loses and promises the other party three things? ”
"I don't believe that I've been practicing for more than 20 years, and I can't catch up with you to practice for five days, so I'm gambling!"
"Do you have a safe, I have a lot of copyright certificates, and I want to find a place to put them."
"There's a secret compartment on the wall next to my bed, and there's a safe in it, so let's put something important in it! I have a spare key in the pillow on my bed, the password star birthday, I'll teach you to open it later, you clean up these first, remember to pay me for the furniture tomorrow. ”
"Enter the password first, then twist the outer ring three times on the left, twist the inner ring twice on the right, twist it right together, open it with the key, okay, it's open."
"Let me see what's in here? Huo, a Type 52 pistol, a Type 92 pistol, and two press grenades, let's take a break, one day the grenade exploded by moisture, my documents are gone, I'll order one myself tomorrow! ”
"Whatever, put the key there for you. Do you want to learn to shoot? I have time to take you to the training base to have a good time. ”
"Deller, you're going to take me to play someday!"