Chapter 13 Parent-Child Activities

In the early hours of the morning, he was taken to kindergarten by Lu Yao and Xingxing, slept all the way in the taxi, and was picked up by Lu Yao when he arrived at the station.

"What the hell did you do last night, you didn't sleep all night! Watch the film in moderation......"

"You just watched the film, buddy Krypton a book all night, and I was stunned for a while in the early morning! Yawn ......"

"Wake up, don't embarrass me for a while!"

"As long as the two of us are perfectly matched, the pearls are round and jade, and the embarrassed combination can win when we fall asleep...... Yawn ......"

"Get out!"

The theme of today's event is: Be a well-rounded child.

Kindergarten classes play games indoors, kindergarten classes play outdoors, and stars are kindergarten classes.

There are three classes and thirty-two children. More than 60 parents, the first is a sports plus intelligence project: the father carries the mother and holds the child, starting from the starting point, there is a question board 20 meters away, the father writes the answer, the mother carries the child to the 20 meters away the question board, the mother writes the answer, the child runs to the finish line by himself, adds the father's answer and the mother's answer together, and whoever finishes the calculation first raises his hand.

Eight groups start the game, each group chooses two winners, and then four groups of winners form a group, the first has a big bear, the second bear, the third small bear, and the rest to the little red flower.

Wu Tong's fourth group, there is still time, find a small bench, sleep on the back of the stool, and was dreaming of kissing Chu Yingyi, when his ears were pulled up. The audience burst into laughter.

Xingxing: "Alas, it's a shame to let the child worry." ”

Lu Yao: "You, can you do it, just sit on a stool and sleep, what's silly fun?" Still laughing so lewdly, so loudly, what kind of nasty dreams are you having? ”

"Tap, tap, look! Hey! Look, it's time for us to play. ”

After the last group was assembled, the teacher blew a whistle, prepared, all put the mother on his back, hugged the child, some lesbians' weight, absolutely serious items exceeded, Wu Tong next to the family of three, fat daughter-in-law, fat son, thin father, just lying on his father's back, plop, can't see where dad went, pressed down, no pressure bubbling.

Maybe I don't train less at home. Everyone laughed and had a stomachache. Simply the mother carried her father directly and hugged her son with great ease, and everyone laughed again.

Dad is also fat, so he can't even carry his back, he carries this and hugs that, he is sweaty, and he doesn't get any of them.

If you are not ready, you can't set off, so you can hold it again and again on your back here, testing Dad's endurance!

Wu Tong carried Lu Yao on his back and hugged the stars, which was quite relaxed. With Wu Tong's current strength, he can pick it up. Feeling the huge soft oppression, the slightest heat lingers in the ears, this girl is a little ape-like, this is really a shame if the drumstick beats the drum! I can't set off for a long time, and I have to relieve the embarrassment!

"Didn't you say lose weight? Why is it still so heavy, this thigh thick, this waist thick, you have to have a hundred and eighty pounds, or you can carry me, I don't have you to sink ......"

Wu Tong's ears hurt, and the next sentence was held back, and the embarrassment was relieved.

"Do you want to die, huh! You're only one hundred and eighty pounds, it's not you who I'm so fat, I made that big tonic soup, doubled the amount of exercise, and didn't lose much ......"

"Don't pull it, if you pull it again, it will become Zhu Bajie, I just learned a few books on sports and fitness, and I will give you a sports and fitness plan tomorrow, it will definitely work."

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Some parents are already tired and paralyzed, and they are shouting why they haven't started yet, and they can't carry them anymore.

The teacher had to blow again to start the game, Wu Tong didn't have to run, and walked quickly to the board: a barrel of oil with oil weighs 24 kg in a barrel, and after half of it is used, it weighs 13 kg of oil in a barrel, how much does the barrel weigh?

This is primary school knowledge, difficult for children, for Wu Tong, it is written directly without thinking, 2kg.

"Stars, remember that the first number is 2."

Lu Yao carried the stars on his back and ran to the next inscription: Xiao Ming wrote 3 big characters on the first day, and every day after that, he wrote 2 more big characters than the day before, and how many big characters did Xiao Ming write six days later?

With Wu Tong's eyesight, twenty meters, he can vaguely see the topic, Lu Yao is counting with his fingers, Wu Tong almost fainted, the questions in the first and second grades of primary school are still counted with his fingers for a long time, Aunt Lu Yao's primary school grades are worrying! Fortunately, the fingers of the stars are enough, and the stars are running to the finish line, and they are also breaking their fingers, I'll take it, this is really my aunt! Why is this still hereditary!

The stars write the answer and raise their hands first.

The other families also raised their hands one after another.

The funniest thing is that there are three families who miscalculate, there are fathers who are wrong, mothers who are wrong, and children who are wrong.

Therefore, it is sometimes said that universal education should start with parents.

"Lu Yao, have you scored 100 points in the primary school exam? The question of the second grade of primary school is to count two pairs of hands for half a day......"

"My aunt is a sports student! Disobedience to practice ......"

"Your cow!"

"Xingxing, who did you learn math from?"

"My aunt!"

Found the root.

There was no suspense in the finals, winning the first place, the stars were holding the big dog like an adult, shaking around, and I was very happy today.

The second project is to relay the food, the father goes to the teacher to draw a card, and then memorizes the words on the card, and goes back to write it down silently, the mother picks a vegetable in these words, tells the child the name of the vegetable, the child goes to the teacher to identify, pick out, the fastest winner is correct, the first prize is a model airplane. This doesn't need to be grouped, the teacher whistled, and Dad set off, and today should be a test for these dads. Wu Tong took one casually, glanced at it, and handed it to the teacher, who was stunned for more than 50 words, most of which were vegetable names, so remember? made a record for Wu Tong, Wu Tong walked back in no hurry, brushed and wrote, and handed it to Lu Yao, Lu Yao had to find a vegetable that Xingxing knew, Lu Yao often took Xingxing to the kitchen to cook, and many vegetables Xingxing knew, so he picked a Xingxing's favorite mushroom, wrote it down, and handed the two cards to Xingxing to get the mushrooms.

Xingxing proudly ran over, handed the card to the teacher, and chose a big mushroom to come out and won the first place.

After waiting for more than ten minutes, there were still fathers who didn't memorize it, children who didn't find the dishes, and some children didn't know the dishes at all, changed several names, and didn't know what the dishes looked like, so they simply gave up.

The star had another big plane, and at last she saw her like a five-year-old child, with an angelic smile on her face, one moment hugging the big dog, and the other running around with the plane.

Lu Yao looked at the stars, tears fell down her eyes, and she hid behind Wu Tong, her head on his back.

"Don't look back......"

Wu Tong gently patted Lu Yao's hand on his shoulder, "You have done a good job, the stars are very strong, and you will definitely grow up healthy, optimistic and happy!" You should treat a normal child like a normal child, don't spoil herself too much, don't let her feel special, then she will have more pressure because I am also an orphan......"

"Wu Tong, thank you!"

"Alright, goblin, take your powers! Don't let the stars see it! ”

The last program is a show: ten families are drawn by lot, and each family produces a show.

If the star draws a word, it is a performance program.

The first child danced a children's dance, and his parents clapped and sang.

Singing, dancing, reciting poems, memorizing texts, singing children's songs......

"What are we doing? I'm not prepared! Practicing Duan martial arts? ”

"Pull it down! Your national art is a practical combat skill, and it is not good at all. ”

"Xingxing, have you forgotten the song I taught you to sing last time?"

"Let's swing the sculls, haven't forgotten, let's sing this?"

"There is an electronic piano on the stage, I'm going to play the piano, you are responsible for singing, just like I taught you to sing two paragraphs, Lu Yao, you go get that tambourine, I'll teach you to play, it's very simple, just four times, repeat seven times, and finally add a flower with seven strokes, come and I'll teach you to pat your legs, it's simple! If you can't keep up, you can play lightly, and you can play according to the rhythm, just like practicing martial arts and shooting at the rhythm point, you should be fine......"

"Lu Xing family, it's time for you to perform!"

"Come on, come on!"

"What kind of show are you performing?"

"We sing! "Let's Swing the Sculls"

"Okay, please enjoy the song "Let's Swing the Sculls."

"We haven't heard this song before! I don't know how to accompani! The two accompanist teachers.

Wu Tong walked to the electronic piano and motioned for us to come by ourselves, the accompanist hurriedly got out of the way, Wu Tong sat down on the electronic piano plate, and Lu Yao walked to the tambourine and sat down.

Wu Tong walked through the pitch, began to play the prelude, signaled Lu Yao to take the beat, and gave the star a hint.

Star holding the microphone:

Let's swing the sculls

The boat pushes away the waves

The beautiful white pagoda is reflected in the sea

It is surrounded by green trees and red walls

The boat floated gently in the water

……

The children's voice has a different kind of clear and tactful, such as the yellow warbler out of the valley, like a trickling stream, all the teachers, parents, and children are intoxicated with it, until the singing is finished, back to the seat, the sound is still endless, for a long time.

It wasn't until someone took the lead that one after another burst into warm applause and gathered together.

A teacher who teaches music ran over and took Xingxing's hand, "Xingxing, you sing so well, who taught you this song, I have never listened to it, it is so good, it is very energetic, youthful and upward......"

"This is what Wu Tong taught me, and it is a song written by Wu Tong himself......"

The teacher looked at Wu Tong and said, "What do you call Mr." ”

"Wu Tong."

"Did you really write this one?"

"Sort of!"

"Wu Tong, Wu Tong, it's so familiar, I seem to have heard it somewhere...... I remember, are you the Wu Tong who wrote the lyrics and composed the music for the queen Chu Yingyi? ”

"Yes, I'm that Wu Tong."

"I'm sorry, I'm so excited, I love your songs! Really, especially love it! Can you create more children's songs? There aren't a lot of children's songs these days, so I hope you create more good songs like this! ”

"I'll try my best!"

Parents also cast admiring glances.

The teacher announced the successful conclusion of today's activity and thanked all parents for taking time out of their busy schedules to interact with their children.

Take the parents to visit the kindergarten, activity room, piano room, restaurant...... Then you can take the kids home or go after eating at the restaurant.

Most parents also want to try the food in the restaurant, and most of them stay for the meal. Wu Tong and the three of them each held a small dinner plate, played a set meal, and walked to a vacant seat, a boy next to him suddenly stretched out a foot, directly tripped on the star's leg, the star rushed forward directly, Wu Tong subconsciously used Tai Chi, holding his own dinner plate with his left hand, and his right hand stuck to the star's plate, and caught it without spilling a little juice, his left foot lifted a circle and lifted it little by little, and after the star pounced on Wu Tong's legs directly with both hands, he stood up safely with the help of Wu Tong's lift, and in the blink of an eye, Lu Yao exclaimed, Seeing Wu Tong's perfect solution, he was also relieved.

Wu Tong let the stars retreat and said angrily: "Whose unlucky child is this, deliberately tripping people out of his foot, hurry up and apologize!" This foot Wu Tong looks real, and it is definitely stretched out on purpose.

This bad boy has a fat face, and he actually pretends to be wow-wow.

A pair of parents stood next to him, the man was full of fat, more than 200 people, wearing a big gold chain, a big watch, bald, but the woman was thin and small, dressed without any taste, bells and whistles, full of wind and dust.

It's these three wonders, the three people in the first level didn't get a question right, and they didn't find a dish in the second level.

The big gold chain looked like a hurricane, "What's the noise?" Who made you walk without long eyes, and apologized, and apologized, and apologized......"

The wind and dust girl also came over and said: "Look at our little treasure scared to cry, what's the matter with you, what's the matter, an adult bullying a child......"

Finally found the roots, this is a family that produces bad seeds.

Wu Tong can see it, this kind of person doesn't let them know that the skills of the broadcast host are sorry for the teacher.

"Do you know what it means that the Son is not the fault of the Father?

Alas, at the beginning, it was indeed me, who did not educate the two of you well,

It's a shame for me to go out,

Look at the two of you, how can you still get married as close relatives?

also gave birth to a king eight, and became a spirit, commonly known as a turtle essence!

Look at what you're wearing, like a feather duster, knowing that you're here to participate, campus activities,

I don't know, I thought you were pretending to be a big-tailed eagle!

Twist a hip shaft, show your shoulders, pretend to be bad, pretend to be a shemale, ah!

You wear a big gold chain, what's the matter, pretending to be a Tibetan mastiff!

Who's mad dog didn't hold it, wearing a chain and running all over the street, you are strong when you are a hurricane,

Covered in fat and full of manure, you are fertilizing the crops, spraying manure machine!

……

If you shave your bald head, you should think you are a hooligan, and the hooligans feel ashamed

If you wear a watch, do you think you sell it on the street? The women standing on the street are all nobler than you.

Look at you, you look like a dog, dogs don't care about you, you're a stinking.

……

I don't want to hit you anymore, you go to the zoo and see if there is a suitable job for you, you like this, running around the street, you can easily be shot.

……

Just like Mr. Luo said, Wu Tong was not in a good state today, so he scolded for more than 20 minutes without repeating, and the vulgar, pale and uneducated nouveau riche face of the other party didn't even have a chance to open his mouth.

The parents, teachers, and children who rushed to hear the news all opened their mouths and were stupid, and the audience was silent, and they heard Wu Tong's classic quotations, which they had never heard of, never seen, scolded and artistic, this is too exciting.

Wu Tong was still holding two dinner plates in both hands, and he was also scolded, and handed a plate to Lu Yao, Lu Yao took the plate mechanically, Wu Tong picked up the soup bowl and drank a bowl of soup, pursing his lips.

"Ya, I'm not in a good state today, I didn't play well, I don't want to worry about you, hurry up and get out of ......"

What, the onlookers expressed dissatisfaction, you are always called not in the state, and you have not played well! So what are you in?

The bald man was annoyed and embarrassed and wanted to roll his arms over, but he looked at Wu Tong's steady pace, but he didn't dare to come, and pulled the woman and child away.

Before leaving, he said a cruel word: "You wait for me." ”

After the three of them left, the people who ate melons spontaneously applauded, Wu Tong was a little embarrassed, and he was embarrassed to hug his fists at everyone.

Lu Yao and Xingxing, one big and one small, looked at Wu Tong while eating, and took a bite to take a look.

"Enough of the two of you, what about the monkeys?"

"I didn't see it! Amazing, this mouth, take it, why haven't I seen it before, your mouth is so powerful? ”

"How can you ever make my mouth move! You just solved it, I was in front of you, there was no room to play! ”

"It is said that there is a specialization in the art industry, so don't really challenge the professionals."

"If it weren't for the taboo that this is in kindergarten, buddies still have reservations, and outside buddies will make them doubt life when they live......"

"Okay, don't be embarrassed in front of the child......"

"Xingxing, did that little fat man bully you?"

"He can't beat me!"

Also, with this aunt who taught her, she burned incense without bullying others.