Chapter 43: Wu Tong's Speech

The last item of the conference was the presentation of graduation certificates and photographs.

There is also Wu Tong's speech, which encourages the younger students.

"Thank you for the students who haven't been in a hurry to eat, of course, if you go to the toilet, you should go! It's okay for everyone to be moved by my tears, but it's not good to get too wet, right? ”

Ha ha! Ha ha!

"It's over, I really want to go to the toilet, I can't bear to go!"

"I came a little late today, and Mr. Wang suddenly asked me to say a few words casually, I was not prepared, so I said to Mr. Wang, what is the line! I'm not a casual person, of course, I'm better than some casual people who aren't human. So I can't just say a few words, I'll talk about it a little bit. ”

Ha ha! Ha ha!

"No, I really have to go! Otherwise, it's so wet! Record it for me! ”

"What shall I say? Let's talk about some of my feelings about entering the entertainment industry! I have a landlord sister who warned me that I heard that it is better not to enter the entertainment industry, because the relationship between men and women in the entertainment industry is messy. I said, yes, it's very messy, so ah! That's why I got into the entertainment industry. ”

Hahaha!

"But, when I really come in, I feel different, why isn't there a big beauty who messes with my heart? This made me anxious, and when I inquired later, I realized that people are not casual, they are running for the big boss, and the small fresh meat is messy, so I wondered, why is there such a big gap between people who also live in the entertainment industry? ”

Hahaha!

"Now the entertainment industry doesn't know why? How can there be a feeling of one less friend and more roads, one less acquaintance is one, this is not just to know a big beauty, our senior sister Gu Xue Beauty, I have to write a song for her, Sister Gu, I don't know you now! ”

Ha ha! Ha ha!

"I just graduated and went to several units for internships, office staff, sometimes I have little to do, but I have to pretend that I am very busy, which is more tiring than really working. It's that you don't have any work in your hands, so you have to look like you have all the work in your hands. Later, I learned that this is called a "non-physical performance" in the performance. ”

Hahaha! Hahaha!

"That's why I think that the major we have studied must be applied in life! Not to mention saving lives at critical moments! I'm going to work as a wedding officiant for other people, and it's almost time, so I'll ride my 28 bar and start racing, alas, don't say, what a Lamborghini, Maserati! I really didn't have it as fast as I could, and I found that the rear compartment cover of a female driver in front of me was not covered, so I wanted to do a good deed, so I reached out and covered it, and I went into the trunk with a sudden brake. The rim also hit the scoop, but fortunately, the female driver got out of the car and had a good attitude towards me, and she was scolded! ”

Hahaha!

"Later, the traffic police uncle came over to prove that it was not my responsibility, so I dragged the broken car to repair it, and an old lady snapped and fell in front of me, this is touching porcelain! Give the two of you a show in this game, at this time a policeman came, I snapped and fell to the ground, my lips were bruised, the corners of my mouth were bleeding, and I was convulsed, the police looked, Auntie, your speed is too fast, look at what the young man has become? The old lady couldn't fix it, so she jumped up and ran. ”

Hahahaha!

"Don't embarrass our media acting teacher!"

Hahahaha!

"Where did our four professional courses come from? Yes, the vocal stage, vocal music, lines, body, performance, people have matured in high school and junior high school, and I have been stunted and my body is a little poor, so I am ready to buy two dumbbells and exercise them, and after four years of college, I graduated, and I found the dumbbells that fell into the dust. Alas, fortunately, this half year finally ushered in the late development.

Isn't there a saying that is well said! The eighteen changes of the male college and the more they change, the more they look better, and the eighteen changes of the female college and the more they become more and more casual. ”

Hahahaha!

"To be friends with a person, not only to accept his strengths, but also to like his shortcomings, what is this called? Sick.

You can not like what you don't like, but you have to allow it to exist, you can hate things, but you have to accept what you hate that others like! ”

……

"Said some jokes, after all, I'm not in the acting department, I'm in the broadcasting and hosting department, relying on lip service, the next is the time for you to learn to transcend, please turn on the watch or mobile phone recording timer, I'll just say it once, go back ten times the speed and slow down:

There was an old monk on the high mountain, wearing thousands of layers of hats.

You have to ask the old monk how old he is, and he once remembered that Huang Hejiu clarified.

Five hundred years ago, Cheng Yicheng, a total of 4,500 winters.

The old monk accepted eight apprentices, and each of the eight disciples had a Dharma name.

The name of the eldest apprentice is Qingtou Stunned, and the second apprentice's name is Stunned Qing.

The name of the three apprentices is called the three points of the monk, and the name of the four apprentices is called the three monks.

The fifth apprentice is named Jumping Gourd Ba, and the sixth apprentice is named Jumping Gourd Jumping.

The name of the seven apprentices is called Falling with the Wind, and the eighth apprentice is called Falling with the Wind.

Eight apprentices, learned the eight arts, eight immortals across the sea, each showing their abilities:

The green head will hit the chime, and the stunned green will hit the bell. The monks will blow the pipes at three o'clock, and the monks will hold the sheng at three points.

The stick of the gourd will play the drum, and the stick and gourd will recite the scriptures. If he falls with the wind, he will sweep the floor, and if he falls with the wind, he will light the lamp.

The master asked them to change it, but I don't know if it will be replaced.

He can't beat this stunned chime, and he can't hit the bell of the stunned green.

The three monks can't blow the pipe of the three monks, and the three monks can't hold the sheng of the three monks.

The gourd can't beat the drum of the gourd, and the gourd can't read the scripture of the gourd.

He can't sweep the ground with the wind, and he can't light the lamp with the wind.

The old master was angry when he saw it, and he wanted to beat the entire eight apprentices.

Seeing that the eight apprentices were about to be beaten one by one, from outside, five more wandering monks came.

The five monks told them about their love and punished them to go to the tower to count the towers.

Linglong Pagoda, thirteen up, before going to count the single layer, coming back to count the double layer, whoever counts is the senior brother.

If anyone can't count the Linglong Tower, let him kneel all night until dawn.

Linglong Pagoda comes to the tower Linglong, the first layer of Linglong Pagoda. A high table with four legs, a monk with a scripture, a cymbal and a chime, a wooden fish and a lamp. A golden bell, four taels, the northwest wind blows, the lines are ringing, and the lines are buzzing.

Linglong Pagoda, Linglong Tower, the third floor of Linglong Pagoda. Three high tables with twelve legs, three monks with three scriptures, three cymbals and three chimes, three wooden fish and three lamps. Three golden bells, twelve taels, the northwest wind blew, and the lines buzzed.

Linglong Pagoda, Linglong Tower, Linglong Pagoda Fifth Floor. Five high tables with twenty legs, five monks with five scriptures, five cymbals and five chimes, five wooden fish and five lamps. Five golden bells, twenty taels, the northwest wind blew, and the lines buzzed.

Linglong Pagoda, Linglong Tower, the seventh floor of Linglong Pagoda. Seven high tables with twenty-eight legs, seven monks and seven scriptures, seven cymbals and seven chimes, seven wooden fish and seven lamps. Seven golden bells, twenty-eight taels, the northwest wind blew, and the lines rang and buzzed.

Linglong Pagoda, Linglong Tower, the ninth floor of Linglong Pagoda. Nine high tables with thirty-six legs, nine monks with nine scriptures, nine cymbals and nine chimes, nine wooden fish and nine lamps. Nine golden bells, thirty-six taels, the northwest wind blew, and the lines buzzed.

Linglong Pagoda, Linglong Tower, Linglong Pagoda 11 floors. Eleven high tables with forty-four legs, eleven monks with eleven scriptures, eleven cymbals and eleven chimes, eleven wooden fish and eleven lamps. Eleven golden bells, forty-four taels, the northwest wind blew, and the lines rang and buzzed.

Linglong Pagoda, Linglong Tower, Linglong Pagoda 13 floors. Thirteen high tables with fifty-six legs, thirteen monks with thirteen scriptures, thirteen cymbals and thirteen chimes, thirteen wooden fish and thirteen lamps. Thirteen golden bells, fifty-six taels, the northwest wind blew, and the lines rang and buzzed.

Linglong Pagoda comes to the tower Linglong, Linglong Pagoda has 12 floors. Twelve high tables with forty-eight legs, twelve monks with twelve scriptures, twelve cymbals and twelve chimes, twelve wooden fish and twelve lamps. Twelve golden bells, forty-eight taels, the northwest wind blew, and the lines rang and buzzed.

Linglong Pagoda, Linglong Tower, the tenth floor of Linglong Pagoda. Ten high tables with forty legs, ten monks with ten scriptures, ten cymbals and ten chimes, ten wooden fish and ten lamps. Ten golden bells, forty taels, the northwest wind blew, and the lines buzzed.

Linglong Pagoda, Linglong Tower, Linglong Pagoda Eighth Floor. Eight high tables with thirty-two legs, eight monks with eight scriptures, eight cymbals and eight chimes, eight wooden fish and eight lamps. Eight golden bells, thirty-two taels, the northwest wind blows, the lines are ringing, and the lines are buzzing.

Linglong Pagoda, Linglong Tower, Linglong Pagoda Sixth Floor. Six high tables with twenty-four legs, six monks with six scriptures, six cymbals and six chimes, six wooden fish and six lamps. There is a golden bell, twenty-four taels, and the northwest wind blows, and the lines are ringing.

Linglong Pagoda, Linglong Tower, the fourth layer of Linglong Pagoda. Four high tables with sixteen legs, four monks with four scriptures, four cymbals and four chimes, four wooden fish and four lamps. Four golden bells, sixteen taels, the northwest wind blew, and the lines rang and buzzed.

Linglong Pagoda, Linglong Tower, Linglong Pagoda two floors. Two high tables with eight legs, two monks with two scriptures, two cymbals and two chimes, two wooden fish and two lamps. Two golden bells, eight taels, the northwest wind blew, and the lines rang and buzzed.

The monk was counting the Linglong Pagoda, and raised his head to see clearly: the sky was full of stars. On the ground, there is a pit.

Looking at the pit, it was frozen in ice. On the ice, there is a pine. On the pine, there is an eagle falling. Look in front of the mountain, an old monk.

Look in front of the monk, a scripture. Look inside the house, the lights are lit. Look at the wall, nailed with nails. Nailed on, hanging bow.

I looked at it and looked dazzled, but it was not good, there was a strong wind in the northwest dry sky. Said that the wind was strong, and nine out of ten people were shocked when they saw it. Scraped apart, the sky was full of stars. Scraped flat, pits in the ground. Scraped, pits with ice. Scraped down, the ice is loose. Scraped off, Matsugami Hawk. Scraped away, an old monk. Scratched, a scripture. Scraped off, the lights in the house. Scraped off, nails on the wall. Scrape over, nail the bow.

Straight scraping: Xingsan Pit Ping Bing Loose Fallen Eagle Flying Monk Walking Through the Broken Lamp Extinguishing Nail Bow Turning Over Such a tongue twister, what I said is not good, please criticize more. ”

Still, still, still......

What did everyone hear? This is also too fast, this tongue twister is 17800 words, it took less than 100 seconds, 15 words a second is this a mouth? This machine gun is not as fast as you! Let us outdo you......

The words are clear and mellow, the breath is steady, and the voice is not a little stuttering, without a trace of stumbling......

Practicing tongue twisters is a regular training item for every performance and broadcasting major, but this kind of speed and clarity cannot be done by yourself.

Many teachers and students recorded this episode, and it will also go down in the history of the media.

After the school celebration ceremony, everyone went to the cafeteria to eat.

Wu Tong is ready to say goodbye when he has something! I talked to Mr. Wang and greeted several school leaders.

Gu Xue and Ye Xujun were ready to say goodbye and leave, so they came out together. When I walked to the gate, I met two scumbags, Wu Tong's classmate, Zheng Jian, who was an official at home. Qian Wansong, the family has money.

The two of them are indeed handsome, rich and handsome at the school grass level, so more than a dozen girls in the school have had fetus, dozens of girls have been played with by two people, and the two sometimes sleep together, and even sleep with a girlfriend. There was a girl who almost committed suicide by jumping into a lake.

When Wu Tong was in school, they looked down on Wu Tong, and Wu Tong also looked down on them, they also stretched out their hands to their classmates, Wu Tong couldn't manage other classes, and his own classmates must not let these two scum scourge and destroy their good deeds several times, they found a group of people to beat Wu Tong several times.

There are always some girls who are not worth saving, and there are still two girls in their class who do not listen to persuasion and want to ascend to the sky in one step, and they have laughed and beaten Wu Tong with two scumbags.

After graduating from these two goods, one went to the Beijing TV Sports Channel, and the other went to the Southern Satellite TV Entertainment Channel.

Wu Tong met the two at the door, and the two recognized Wu Tong, but they felt that the legendary Wu Tong could never be the Wu Tong they had laughed at and beaten, the difference between the two people was too big, and the two of them drove a luxury car and left with their lips pouted. Wu Tong didn't care, would you pick up the two garbage bags and take a look?

Ye Xujun: "These two scum to scum garbage are still alive?" ”

Wu Tong: "You even know the two of them?" It's been two years! Terrible! ”

Ye Xujun: "They didn't have long eyes to provoke me, so I beat me up." ”

Wu Tong: "You asked me to attend your wedding, but you gave me a contact information!" Where am I going to find you? ”

Ye Xujun: "No need, goodbye to fate!" ”

Wu Tong: "Then 500 times in the past life in exchange for a greeting in this life!" Good bye! Old classmate, I wish you happiness! ”

Ye Xujun: "Wait a minute, can you play a game with me?" ”

Ye Xujun walked to a booth of newspapers, books and magazines next to him, and chose a book, "Chivalrous Journey", "Let's pick a random page, write the phone number in a more private place, and then I throw away the book, if within a year, someone picks up this book, and can see this page, find the phone number, willing to call any of us." So let's meet up and see each other, okay? ”

"Do you believe in the arrangement of fate? All right! It is estimated that it will be difficult for us to meet, and our aunts and uncles will not read the books at all when they pick them up, and will go directly to the scrap yard! Do you have a difficult choice? Can you talk about it now? ”

"It's okay, but if you do get a call, please come to me, okay? One year! ”

"We're all celebrities, so maybe we'll meet again at a party, dinner, plane, or train! Good bye! ”

Ye Xujun came over and hugged Wu Tong, "Goodbye!" ”

There was a car to pick up Ye Xujun and leave.

Wu Tong saw that Gu Xue had just come out of a bunch of leaders' greetings, and it seemed that Gu Xue had a strong background on the Internet, and what he said was true.

"Senior sister!"

"I don't know you!"

"Why do you still hold grudges!"

"Who told you to tell jokes and take me to the stubble! Well, get in touch often! Bye-bye and don't forget the premiere. ”

"Bye-bye!"