Chapter 146: There is no most shameless
Shameless in a realm, some people are shameless and disgusting, and some people are shameless and amazing!
Disgust is seen as a disgrace, and amazement is seen as an honor!
For Chu Ling's shamelessness, Murong Fangxue and the others had a little understanding. But they didn't expect that there was a strange stone statue that could be compared to Chu Ling!
I have to sigh that the world is so big that there are no surprises. There are so many talents of all kinds!
"Brother, you can make it so hard for me to find my brother!" Chu Ling walked in front of the stone statue, and then hugged the stone statue and cried out with tears in his eyes.
Then, he whispered viciously in the ear of the stone statue: "If you don't help me get through the difficulty, then you can wait for me to put on your little shoes!"
"Don't!" The stone statue's face changed, and now he can be regarded as Chu Ling's subordinate, although he is not very restrained. But you have to pay attention to a rule, and there is no rule without a circle.
The stone statue swore an oath: "Guarantee to complete the mission!"
The stiff expression of the stone statue immediately became moved, and he cried and sighed: "Brother, you can make my brother and me wait so hard! I wash my face with tears all day long, depressed, and in a trance, I even dream of you when I sleep!
The last sneeze of the stone statue seemed to be deliberate, although there was no saliva gushing, but it ushered in a stench! This made Chu Ling's stomach turn upside down. I asked silently: How long has this guy not brushed his teeth?
Chu Ling scolded in his heart, the foul smell of bad breath made Chu Ling tortured, and the words like a stone resentful woman made him completely worshipped! This girl is called acting? A big man pretends to be a deep resentful woman, and he pretends to be a natural thing! Is this the so-called shamelessness?
However, Chu Ling, who was scolding in his heart, was moved to tears on the surface, and said with a handful of snot and tears: "My heart is very relieved, it is not in vain that I changed your diaper when I was a child, and fed you with a handful of and urine!"
The stone statue's "resentment" complexion changed, and it was fed with feces and urine? You really want to think about it! The whole person doesn't have to be so bad!
Then the stone statue wiped the tears that he couldn't cry no matter how he cried, and his tone was like that of an old man who had experienced vicissitudes: "Brother, you have been gone for more than ten years, I thought you had entered the wolf's den and become a wolf cub! But even if you can't be an adult, don't be that thing in wolf's skin! It doesn't matter if you're not a person, it doesn't matter if you're seen as something that isn't a person, let's have a clear conscience!"
"The whole world is turbid, I am alone, everyone is drunk, I am sober! The world is independent and there is a price to pay!"
Facing the stone statue's moving words, a cold light appeared in Chu Ling's eyes. But he nodded again and again, looking like he had been taught. patted the back of the stone statue, making the stone statue's body straighten instantly: "My brother can still see it clearly, and he can see it thoroughly." People say that there must be a demon when something happens, although my brother believes you, but you also have to come up with evidence that can prove that you are a human being!"
"People can't be above the law, my brother just wants to be an upright and honest official, and he doesn't help his relatives. I hope my younger brother can understand my brother's hard work! Just like you said, it doesn't matter if you're not a person, it doesn't matter if you're seen as something that isn't human, it's okay if you have an older brother!"
In the face of Chu Ling's shameless tampering and misinterpretation, the stone statue finally appreciated the peerless demeanor of being invincible if a person is the lowest! Although the tree will definitely die without bark, the stone statue believes that even if Chu Ling loses that stinky skin, he will still survive strongly! And he will live a very nourishing life!
Strongman......
Murong Fangxue, Ji Ran, Xue Lian, and Chi Ming were all stunned, and they admired the shamelessness of these two people.
What kind of touching scene is this of a brother's meeting? It is clearly an enemy who is very red when they meet!
And Murong Fangxue and Ji Ran also forgot about the confrontation and became clever and smiling!
"Brother, it turns out that you are the invincible saint and the unparalleled true god in the world, and you have become a monument of the times! Everyone will definitely give you a thumbs up when they talk about you!"
Chu Ling felt fluttering in the face of the stone statue's praise. However, the words that followed made him fall from heaven through the mortal world into hell in an instant!
"But the thumb is upside down! Your shamelessness is definitely a model for my generation, and naturally it is also the best teaching material for parents to educate their children, but it is the opposite! If your brother can carry the banner of shamelessness, there will definitely be countless younger brothers who will flock to gather and worship each other! It is not a problem to start a sect and establish a sect!"
The stone statue was talking to himself, but he didn't know that Chu Ling's face was already full of the word danger. ...,
Murong Fangxue and Ji Ran on the side covered their mouths and chuckled, Xuelian's cold face also showed signs of thawing, and Chi Ming turned his back, his body trembling slightly. And the three little ones were rolling on the ground.
"Brother, it turns out that my brother and I are such an image in your mind, so tall, so magnificent!
"That's nature!" the statue froze in place as soon as it spoke. He only cared about talking in a blazing manner, but he didn't notice Chu Ling's face.
When he saw the broken sword that Chu Ling had placed in his heart, he came to his senses.
The stone statue laughed wryly: "It's late, it's time to rest!"
As soon as the words fell, the stone statue disappeared in an instant, purple gas filled the air, and a giant statue stood in the center of the Linglong Immortal Palace!
Chu Ling finally gave up the idea of continuing to suppress the stone statue. He also understood that with the body of the stone statue, even if he and the broken sword attacked with all their might, it would not be able to destroy it in a moment and a half!
The most important thing is that the stone statue is the core of Linglong Immortal Island, and it cannot be destroyed!
Chu Ling and their return to the earth had to rely on the stone statue, a guy as obscene and shameless as him!
And Chu Ling actually had a feeling of sympathy with the stone statue!
"It's time to catch up with our old friends!" Chu Ling smirked, as if what had just happened had never happened at all.
Murong Fangxue and the four of them were also very cooperative and did not mention it. Murong Fangxue and Ji Ran were trying to save face for their men, Chi Ming didn't dare, and Xue Lian was disdainful! As for the three little guys, they ran to one position to bite their ears! Obviously too lazy to mention it!
However, Murong Fangxue and Ji Ran ravaged the soft flesh on Chu Ling's waist for a while!
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The eight Demi-Saint Supremes of the Peacock Clan were still studying a way to break through that layer of spatial barriers, and this spirit of perseverance made Chu Ling admire.
Chu Ling could deeply understand the horror of that spatial barrier, it was a spatial barrier created by the makers of Linglong Immortal Island based on the spatial origin!
Therefore, the research of the peacock tribe is doomed to failure! However, those peacock people who dream of making a fortune all day long do not know the mystery!
There are indeed good things inside the spatial barrier, and there are countless rare treasures of heaven and earth. As far as Chu Ling knew, no one had been here in the inner world of the Linglong Immortal Island Spatial Barrier for millions of years!
After Linglong Immortal Island was created, it was placed in a suitable place to recuperate, accumulating strength for its own breakthrough of the holy weapon.
Then, it broke through the barrier, because that place had no effect on it in the slightest! Under the control of the stone statue, the peacock clan got a place to live on Linglong Immortal Island!
Until now, waiting for Chu Ling, the master of fate!
Linglong Immortal Island is divided into several areas. Desert Gobi, green mountains and green waters, lakes and forests are all available.
But there is a lack of animals. It's a little less vigorous and energetic, but it's an easy problem to solve!
Under Chu Ling's mind control, Linglong Immortal Island was completely wrapped in a layer of light film, completely isolated from the outside world!
In the eyes of outsiders, Peacock Fairy Island has completely disappeared from the Wild Continent.
This also caused terrifying divine thoughts to search for the inland sea non-stop.
At the top of a huge peacock statue, the closed eyes of the peacock queen opened in an instant. A hint of worry flashed across her beautiful face. The figure disappeared in an instant.
The eight Demi-Saint Supremes of the Peacock Clan were gathering together to discuss the solution, but they were broken by a chuckle.
"Everyone, don't come unharmed!"
"It's you!" the three Peacock Clan Half-Saint Supremes dressed in peacock blue robes exclaimed at the same time, and couldn't help but retreat a hundred meters backwards and distance themselves from Chu Ling!
The space prison has made them suffer!
The five old men in the peacock golden robe also retreated a distance with solemn faces, cautiously guarding against Chu Ling.
The blow that ruined the mière left an indelible impression on their hearts.
"It's me, the outsider who was beaten by you and fled!" Chu Ling said with a smile, facing the eight Half-Saint Supremes, he was still talking and laughing, not in a hurry!
The eight of them didn't answer, but just cautiously guarded their surroundings, they were afraid that Snow Lotus and Chi Ming would sneak attack in the dark!
Chu Ling seemed to sense the concerns in the hearts of the eight people, and reminded him very intimately: "Don't worry, I am the only one who came this time, and I am still seriously injured and have not healed!"
In the face of Chu Ling's kind reminder, treat everyone as a deaf ear! You are our enemy, and you will do everything to the enemy, so the ghost will believe your words!
As for Chu Ling's serious injuries and unhealed, they believe it! But they will not be stupid enough to think that Chu Ling has no hole cards and "dare to ridicule them".
Chu Ling could naturally see that the eight Demi-Saint Supremes of the Peacock Clan didn't believe his words at all, but this was exactly what he wanted to see!
Actually, Snow Lotus and Chi Ming really haven't come yet!
As for the reason, it's just because Chu Ling said very simply: "It's very yellow and violent, and it's very inappropriate for children!"
Chu Ling's words made Murong Fangxue and the three ghostly little guys roll their eyes!
The little rabbit was not as obvious as chirping, but he also covered his face with his two forelimbs, as if he was telling Chu Ling to be ashamed! And the doll waved her little fist and just wanted to say something, but she was held in her arms by Xue Lian first. But the doll's big black eyes are full of strange smiles!
And the stinky fart of the eldest prince of Chu ignored it at all. It seems that it has been numb by the disdain!