Chapter 53, the gentleman does not move his hands

Luo Dongxi casually threw away the needle and rope, and said with a smile: "I don't know where you come from?" ”

"An ordinary sect monk." Lin Tian replied casually.

"Oh? Since he is a disciple of a small sect, he must know to keep a low profile. Luo Dongxi opened the folding fan and spoke indifferently.

"It's deep outside."

Lin Tian: "Oh. ”

"What kind of bullshit are you putting on, what are you going to do, if you don't have water through this water, you only have water in your head." Li Chengdao sprayed Luo Dongxi Dao.

Luo Dongxi glanced at Li Chengdao, "I don't respect me outside, I have a hundred ways to kill you, but this is the City Lord's Mansion, you are very lucky." ”

"I'm going to give you a chance, Bishi. You won, and I'll let you go when I get out. ”

Li Chengdao smiled and pointed out, "I hope you can still stand up and go out then." ”

Then he stopped Mo Bai, who was about to persuade him, and said to Luo Dongxi, "Since you want to compare poetry? Okay, come on, whoever loses will be beaten. ”

"I'll let you know what Dongling Shixian is."

Luo Dongxi, who was wearing pink clothes, shook his fan, very coquettish, "Yes, but the content of the poem is specified by the other party, to put it simply, if I tell a story, you have to immediately write a poem to tell the story, and vice versa, how about it?" ”

Li Chengdao said confidently: "Come on, there is no poem that I can't write by Dongling Poets." ”

"Okay, the story I came up with is very simple, the name of the story is that the queen gave birth to a child." Luo Dongxi said.

"In the first sentence of the story, there was an emperor and queen who gave birth to a child."

Li Chengdao was a little surprised, "It's so simple? ”

"Hehe, it's that simple." Luo Dongxi has a bit of a conspiracy that succeeds.

Li Chengdao nodded, "The emperor descended the golden dragon last night. ”

"Okay, the second sentence of the story, but it was a girl who was born."

Li Chengdao looked sluggish: "??? ”

The crowd discussed, "This kid is fooled, no matter what story the first sentence tells, as long as the second story is deliberately changed to conflict with the content of the first poem, wouldn't it be a fairy who can't write it." ”

Luo Dongxi closed his fan and smiled, "What about the second poem?" Dumb? ”

Li Chengdao scolded this dog thing to death in his heart, he was still careless, and subconsciously thought it was a boy, so the first sentence used the golden dragon as a metaphor.

Lin Tian saw Li Chengdao's predicament and said, "Since it is a poetry comparison with the two of us, I will do it next." ”

Luo Dongxi won the battle, "Whatever! ”

Li Chengdao felt that he couldn't even do it, and Brother Lin definitely couldn't do it.

He wanted to stop Lin Tian, so he simply made a fool of himself.

But seeing Lin Tian's eyes, he understood.

He consciously stepped back and gave way to his position.

Lin Tian took over Li Chengdao's position, "The second line of the poem is to turn into Yao Ji and go down for nine days. ”

When everyone heard Lin Tianbu's second sentence, it was originally a gender conflict, but they didn't expect that this second sentence of the poem could be changed back, so they clapped their hands and applauded.

Luo Dongxi tightened the folding fan in his hand, and reacted quickly, he lowered his head and thought for a while, and raised his head again to regain his confidence.

"In the third sentence of the story, he died just after birth."

Li Chengdao: "......" Nima's, fortunately I didn't pick it up, but can Brother Lin handle it?

Lin Tian quickly received: "It is expected that the world will not be able to stay." ”

Luo Dongxi wiped his sweat, "In the fourth sentence of the story, the emperor sent someone to throw his daughter into the pond. ”

"Roll over and jump into the Crystal Palace."

"Good!" The crowd applauded, these four lines of poetry perfectly interpreted the content of the story, and the plot was even more twists and turns.

Lin Tian took advantage of Luo Dongxi's daze, snatched the folding fan from his hand, and fanned himself, "How is it?" ”

"Don't be complacent, you haven't won or lost yet!" Luo Dongxi gritted his teeth and said.

Then he approached Lin Tian and whispered: "Make up some simple stories, and I won't blame the past after I go out." ”

"If you make a fool of me, I am a disciple of the Second Elder of the Qianqiu Clan, and you know the consequences."

In addition to the five immortal sects in Donglingzhou, the second echelon is the Tianyahai Pavilion, the Qianqiu Gate and the like, Luo Dongxi, as the second elder disciple of the Qianqiu people, has a high status.

Lin Tian pretended to be scared and gave him a look, "Don't worry." ”

Then he said loudly: "The content of my story is also very simple, the name of the story is love-hate entanglement. ”

"Listen up, the first sentence of the story is, 'Heartless' Shitai, you dare to rob the 'Yin and Yang' monks with the poor Dao 'rootless'."

The scene was suddenly quiet, and everyone carefully understood the information contained in this sentence, only to feel that their scalps were numb, and the three people who could not start a family and their identities actually performed this complex love-hate entanglement......

Fortunately, I don't have to write poems based on this sentence.

Li Chengdao: "......" Brother Lin killed.

Luo Dongxi was directly stunned, what kind of ghost story is this, why is the first sentence so messy.

He gave Lin Angel a look with all his might, make it simpler, or I'll kill you!

Lin Tian responded with his eyes, don't worry, I'll make it easy for you.

Then he spoke: "Just kidding, the story I want to tell is actually about the five brothers. ”

"In the first sentence of the story, the fifth said to the fourth that the third is the second boss!"

After listening to this, Luo Dongxi only felt that his brain was buzzing.

Lin Tian looked at him in a daze, and urged: "Poetry, why are you dumb?" ”

Luo Dongxi's face was flushed, and he put down his hands for a long time: "I admit defeat." ”

He narrowed his eyes, gritted his teeth and whispered, "Very good, I remember you, it's best not to leave the Fallen Immortal City." ”

Lin Tian didn't care: "Are your eyes uncomfortable?" Why are you squinting, are you in the sand, do you want me to dig it up for you? ”

"You ......"

And after Li Chengdao heard Luo Dongxi admit defeat, he hurriedly stepped forward, "I am willing to gamble and lose, stand up and be slapped." ”

"You dare?" Luo Dongxi immediately threatened, "I'm a disciple of the Second Elder of the Qianqiu Sect, if you do it, you know the consequences." ”

When everyone heard Luo Dongxi say that he was a disciple of the Second Elder, they knew that the matter was over, and maybe the two of them would be retaliated against by him in the future.

Sure enough, they heard Li Chengdao speak, "I don't dare." ”

Then, Li Chengdao suddenly pointed behind Luo Dongxi and said in surprise: "Look behind you, your master !! ”

"My master?" Luo Dongxi subconsciously looked back.

When he turned around again, Li Chengdao's big fist smashed into his face, and Luo Dongxi fell to the ground.

"You, sneak attack ......"

At that time, Lin Tian and Ye Hongyan both used this trick in Yihong Courtyard, "Look behind you", but no one succeeded.

And now, he has improved this trick, and sure enough, the effect is extraordinary, and Luo Dongxi was directly hit.

Li Chengdao directly smashed his fist like a rolling stone all over his body, "Let Nima let the dog bite people, let Nima bully others, and continue." ”

When Mo Bai saw this scene, he didn't let Lux pull the two apart, but was just about to persuade them.

Lin Tian looked unbearable, and immediately said to Mo Bai: "Brother Mo, I'm sorry, I'm sorry to make you laugh, I'll persuade Brother Li." ”

Mo Bai nodded in agreement.

So, Lin Tian walked up to Li Chengdao and persuaded bitterly: "Brother Li, the gentleman doesn't do anything." ”

He pulled Li Chengdao to get up, and then started his own demonstration, with his hands behind his back, he quickly kicked Luo Dongxi, and at the same time muttered: "Grass and mud horses." ”

Then he looked at Li Chengdao: "The gentleman doesn't use his mouth, has he learned?" ”

"And with your hands, your hands still hurt, but you can't use your feet."

Li Chengdao is really talented, as soon as he learns it, he begins to do the same actions as Lin Tian, and the sound of "grass mud horse" in the mouths of the two of them rises and falls, full of rhythm.

Mo Bai covered his face, and reluctantly persuaded: "Brother Lin and Brother Li have mercy at their feet, don't kick people to death." ”

Lin Tian and Li Chengdao nodded.

Luo Dongxi curled up, hugged his head and cried, "Stop, do you know who my father is!! ”

Lin Tian kept at his feet, "Who is your father, didn't your mother tell you?" ”

And Luo Dongxi's dogleg Mei Pingwei, seeing that the situation was not good at this time, got up to support.

Ao Qingxue saw Mei Pingwei get up, and wanted to stop him, but she was stopped instead.

She looked at Yue Jingxian in surprise, "Jingxian, why did you stop me?" ”

Yue Jingxian shook her head.

Then he handed Ao Qingxue a pink hammer and said, "When you convince people with 'virtue', don't hurt yourself." ”

Ao Qingxue nodded and took the hammer, "Don't worry." ”

At this time, Mei Pingwei was rushing towards Lin Tian and Li Chengdao, and suddenly Li Chengdao pointed behind him in shock, ", look at ...... behind you"

Mei Pingwei knew that this was how the master was tricked, and he sneered: "The donkey skills are exhausted, and I want to repeat the old tricks." ”

Then, with a "dang", he lost consciousness.

Ao Qingxue flicked her hammer, "It's very loud, it's a good head." ”

Then she walked towards Lin Tian and waved her hand, "Don't thank me." ”

However, Lin Tian and Li Chengdao ignored her at all and continued to kick Luo Dongxi.

"......" Ao Qingxue felt like a clown, and she angrily threw the hammer forward.

"Whew......" Luo Dongxi was hit somewhere, screamed miserably, and fainted.

Lin Tian and Li Chengdao looked at the place where the hammer hit, only to feel two tremors, the two of them glanced at Luo Dongxi sympathetically, and raised their hands together, "Your hand!" ”