Chapter 147: I'm Sorry to Disturb You
The woman in the purple skirt and the woman in the red dress are both scorpion spirits in the fire desert, and the two sisters were arguing over beauty at the time, and the purple scorpion felt that she was also beautiful after her transformation, but she was mercilessly ridiculed by her sister Red Scorpion
"It's just ugly, why bother to become fine?" The red scorpion's tone was sour and harsh.
The purple scorpion immediately refused, and said in a choked voice: "How much better can you be than me?" ”
"Hehe, how about a bet?" The red scorpion was extremely confident in his incarnate appearance, "I'll pretend to be unconscious, test that strong man, and make sure he can't hold it!" ”
The transformed red scorpion stood tall and tall, revealing half of its round and full, and its long, straight and white legs were full of seductive aura, and she knew that no male could ignore her charm.
The purple scorpion sneered: "Okay, I want to see how attractive you are." ”
The two demons said they would do it, and the red scorpion pretended to be unconscious to test the strong man. It's just that the red scorpion failed, the strong man is a macho man with his own aesthetics and orientation, and the woman is just an obstacle in his way.
And the purple scorpion was mercilessly ridiculed by the strong man.
The strong man didn't know the cause and effect, and he was brazen, but he found that they were two scorpion spirits in the virtual realm, and he was a little stunned.
I'm unlucky and sad, and I've met two shape-shifting monsters, and the realm is empty!
"Help!" He ran away, and the remaining spiritual power was consumed wildly.
As for the spirit camel, he carried it on top of his head and ran, leaving an excess of exhaust along the way.
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"Huh? Is it so lively here? Lin Tian was controlled and came to the Lihuo Desert, but saw two scorpions chasing a strong man, and what was even more strange was that the strong man was carrying a spirit camel.
But as a cautious sword cultivator, Lin Tian knew that he couldn't come out hard, otherwise he would be in the mouth of a tiger. He immediately turned the branch and rushed into the two scorpions, taking one with me.
He doesn't want to, but he can't control it, and it seems that this is another critical node.
The two scorpions were playing with the strong men, and they liked this kind of chase the most, and they would enjoy it when the prey was exhausted, so delicious.
It turned out that an extremely handsome male cultivator stepped on a tree branch.
"Sister, look." The purple scorpion drooled, "That kid who stepped on the branches of the tree is flying towards us, so handsome, it must be delicious to eat." ”
"Suck and slip." The red scorpion was also a little moved, "Indeed, such a handsome boy must be very comfortable to eat, what posture should I use later." She squirmed and wanted to 'open'.
"Uh-huh???" Something is wrong with you!
As he spoke, Lin Tian had already stepped on the branches, "I'm sorry, have you disturbed your good deeds?" ”
The red scorpion spirit re-transformed into a human form, and its bumpy body exuded a peach-like desire to be picked, "Don't bother, don't bother, you're good at coming." ”
"Since the son is here, why don't you have an in-depth exchange with the slave family?"
When the strong man saw the savior appear, he immediately put down the spirit camel and looked at Lin Tian with tears in his eyes: "Senior, help, these two ugly scorpions want to eat me!" ”
Lin Tian coughed lightly, pointed to the back of the two scorpions, and said: ", it's a big ......."
"Huh?" The two scorpions and the strong man subconsciously looked back, and even the spirit camel turned their heads curiously.
Lin Tian immediately stepped on the branch and prepared to slip away at the speed of light, and the result was ...... Can't leave.
It's really Gan, his own consciousness has come to this body, and many things still have to be according to the scene of the original owner at that time. In the current situation, there should be only fighting.
I just don't know, if I die in the quiet world, will there be myself in the outside world? After all, he is still a fourth-layer mortal, and he may not be able to defeat two scorpion essences of the eighth layer.
The two scorpions followed the direction of Lin Tian's fingers, turned around and didn't see anything strange, and turned their heads to look at Lin Tian again.
"How, you want to escape?" The red scorpion saw Lin Tian stepping on the branches, looking like he was about to escape, and immediately his skirt flew, revealing his smooth and round thighs.
The upper part was blocked by a cloud of black mist, fortunately Lin Tian was not such an obscene person, he saw the woman in the red dress turned into a red scorpion deceiving him, so he decisively used the "Heaven Cutting Sword Drawing Technique", and did not stare at the lower half of the woman's body.
As for the spirit camel, he sneezed and sneezed, and he was very dissatisfied with the woman in the red dress covering it with black fog, and the beasts were also guarded?
The woman in the red dress watched Lin Tian stretch out the branch, immediately clamped it between her legs, and smiled, "Such a short and thin branch, it doesn't seem to be able to stab me?" ”
Hiss~ Lin Tian didn't expect that this scorpion essence looked like porcelain, and it burned very obviously. As a result, he is a billiards master at heart, and likes to rub the edge into the hole and sandwich the branch between his legs.
It seemed that the "Heaven Cutting Sword Drawing Technique" was still a little worse, and Lin Tian pulled back the branch violently...... The clamp is so tight that it can't be pulled out, and it can only pull the branches away a little.
As a result, every time she pulled out a little bit, the woman in the red dress got a little closer, and the branches came out, and the red dress came closer.
When he met a master, he was still a master with a degree of advance and retreat, and Lin Tian felt that it was very tricky.
Fortunately, he has enough moves, and immediately cast the "stink bomb", which is a trick he learned in the earth gate of the earth and a spring.
As Lin Tian cast the "stink bomb", a strong smell filled the air, as if it was the taste of stinky tofu with snail flour plus durian and stinky mandarin fish and stinky chicken fir, carefully cooked and boiled.
The woman in the red dress was indulging in her relationship with Lin Tian, and she didn't notice that the smell hit her mouth and nose for a while, and her brows furrowed.
Maybe it's because the virtual realm is resistant to this smell, or maybe the woman in the red dress is excited and doesn't care about the smell: "Little guy, you're playing quite flowery~"
"......" Lin Tian frowned, didn't this kill her?
Then the original body won't finally die here at that time, and be directly squeezed dry by this red scorpion?
"You're from me!" The woman in the red dress smiled very silverly: "Give me as much as I want, I can make you less painful." ”
After the woman in the red dress finished speaking, she went deeper along the branches, "Oh~ I'm coming......"
With a "snap", the woman in the red dress just wanted to have an in-depth exchange, but was slapped back to her original shape by a palm print in the sky and died violently.
Suddenly, the woman in the purple dress next to her saw this, her hair stood on end, what realm of monks?!
Her spiritual power was turbulent and she wanted to escape, but unfortunately she didn't escape, and she was photographed back to her original form, and the scorpion corpse was +1.
"Hehe, the little scorpion spirit still wants to turn the sky upside down." The owner of the palm print, a middle-aged man in gray with a green-skinned gourd pinned to his waist, fell from the sky.
The green lotus bloomed under his feet, "It's okay for you." ”
When the middle-aged man approached, Lin Tian hugged his fists and thanked him, but the man just waved his hand casually, "It's just a gesture." ”
After speaking, he stared at Lin Tian intently, staring at Lin Tian with a chill.
What's going on with the people in this quiet crystalline world, who like to stare at people so much?
The man seemed to feel that it was not good to keep staring at Lin Tian, and looked sideways slightly: "What do you think of my cultivation?" ”
"Very strong!"
"Well, you have a good eye." The middle-aged man in gray untied the gourd on his waist and took a sip of wine, which was very pleasant: "I really haven't seen anyone as discerning as you." ”
"Well, I reluctantly take you as an apprentice, what do you think?"