"Buzz", "Buzz" The spirit mosquito called wantonly, ready to find a monk to bite his mother, stand on the ground, and cultivate immortals.

As a result, "piu~pa! "Two sounds, with the spirit mosquito of cultivating the dream of immortals, stand directly on the ground, and go to the immortals.

"It's all your fault, you have to fucking fight me, it's yellow." The coal dealer pulled his throat and slapped a few mosquitoes to death, taking the lead in the sound.

"Fuck you dare to blame me? Not your first hand yet? "The baked cake Dalang said that this pot is not carried, "Moreover, we were found at that time, and we just tied people up, anyway, there was no one in it who could fight." ”

"You have to run away!"

"You know what?" The coal dealer showed three points of sneer, three points of coldness, two points of persistence, and two points were deducted because his expression was not rich enough.

"Be dedicated and professional, you know?"

The bakery man said he didn't understand, and the coal dealer said: "We are kidnappers, stepping on the point means that we are dedicated, and we will slip away when we are found, which is called professionalism." ”

"We are different from those stunned kidnappers, we are professional kidnappers."

The pancake boy thought for a moment and made a little sense, "But, how long are we going to step on it?" ”

After the two of them escaped from the house just now, they chose a new family and squatted in advance, preparing to rob the rich and help the poor.

"How do I know when their head will come back, wait." The coal dealer said.

The baked cake man immediately slapped the coal dealer in the face, and after slapping a few spirit mosquitoes to death, his tone was not good: "There are really fucking mosquitoes here, before their master comes back, we will be anemic first!" ”

"Then what should we do, the main owner hasn't arrived, what can we do?!" The coal dealer angrily slapped the baked cake Dalang, and then turned the dead spirit mosquito on the palm of his hand to the roasted cake Dalang, indicating that he was also fighting mosquitoes.

"Smack!"

"Smack!"

"Bang Bang!"

"Bang pap, pap papa, pap papa!"

A quarter of an hour later.

The faces of the two were swollen, and their hands were full of dead spirit mosquitoes, and the bakery man couldn't help it, "Fuck, look at your face, it's all swollen by spirit mosquito bites, why bother, let's go back and be hawkers!" ”

"I feel more tiring to be a kidnapper than being a hawker, and my face still fucking hurts, so I can't do it, I'll go with you to sell coal."

Seeing this, the coal dealer sneered: "Didn't you say that even if a baked cake can't be sold, it won't sell coal?" ”

"Got slapped in the face, right?!"

The big man covered his face, bared his teeth and grinned: "It's not, not only was he slapped in the face, but it also fucking hurt, hot and perverted." ”

"Alas, forget it, I don't want to wait, if I wait any longer, do I want my face anymore?" If he continues to fight, his face will be lost, and the morale of the bakery will be greatly lost.

The coal dealer also sighed, "Why don't we catch one at random, there are so many monks with spirit stones in this inner city, and we will definitely make a lot of money by catching one at random." ”

"Makes sense!" The baked cake Dalang said hatefully: "Then what the fuck, you still let me lie in the corner of the wall for so long?!" ”

……

The inner city of Tiandu City.

Jiamu is full of shallots, strange flowers are scorching, pulling vines and leading vines, and there is a strange fragrance, and the fragrance is far away and clear. The avenues in the city are horizontal and longitudinal, nine longitudes and nine latitudes, and the scattered alleys and alleys are zigzag and meandering, interspersed with snakes, and the heads and tails are connected.

"It's worthy of my hometown, the air is sweet." Li Chengdao walked on Tiandu City Avenue, took a deep breath, and felt the fragrance of flowers that he had not seen for a long time.

"And this atmosphere, I have to say that the feet of the Son of Heaven are safe." Li Chengdao watched the people around him, and many people with spirit stones didn't bother to bring guards when they went out.

In Tiandu City, everything must be taught by the Fa, no unauthorized fighting, no matter what status you have, as long as you are not as high as the status of the emperor of the Xia Dynasty, then you have to be honest about the Fa, so the roads in the city are not left behind, and it is very safe.

Because of the ban on flying in the city, Lee Seung-do entered an alley according to his memory, which was a shortcut to enter Miyagi.

The alley is tortuous and deep, and the walls on both sides are slightly gray and yellow, telling the ancient past, and Li Chengdao is not worried about walking in the alley.

No one dares to make trouble in the inner city of Tiandu City, unless it is a stunned young man who has eaten the courage of an ambitious leopard.

Suddenly, there was a sound of "mussel", Li Chengdao fell down in response, and he was a little puzzled before fainting, hasn't Tiandu City always been safe?!

"Got it!" After Li Chengdao fell, the coal dealer shouted, carried Li Chengdao and ran away, and the baked cake man chased after him.

The bakery man followed the coal dealer into a ruined temple.

Suddenly, Da Lang frowned, his eyes fluttered and looked around, without focusing, and said loudly: "Why do you hide your head and show your tail, come out!" ”

Hearing this, the coal dealer left Li Chengdao behind, approached Dalang, and was on guard, "There are other people hiding here, where are they?!" ”

Da Lang turned his head and leaned towards the coal dealer, "It's all written like this, and you can usually deceive people who are hiding in this way." ”

"Reasonable." The coal dealer gave him a thumbs up in his heart.

After a long time, the bakery man said, "It seems that there is no one else." ”

He looked at Li Chengdao, "Does this kid really have spirit stones?" ”

The coal dealer also let down his guard and thought for a while, "It doesn't matter if he has spirit stones or not, he just has more than us anyway." ”

"Moreover, the more sassy you are, the more spirit stones you have!" The coal dealer looked at Li Chengdao, who was wearing a red robe, and spoke quietly.

"What do you mean by that?"

"This is what the prince told me!" The coal dealer retracted his gaze and said, "The prince told me that everyone is a sass, those who have spirit stones are bright sassers, and those who do not have spirit stones are secretly sassy." ”

"It's easy to hide, but it's hard to prevent it, so if you see it, there must be a spirit stone! The more sassy the more spirit stones. ”

"Makes sense." The clever baked cake seller quickly came to his senses, and even drew inferences from one another, "No wonder, no wonder, the people in the Qinglou are all Mingshao, because there are spirit stones." ”

"And the good family has no spirit stones, so it's all a secret complaint, that's what it means!"

"Yes, yes, you're smart, and you're only a little bit worse than me." The coal dealer glanced at the bakery with the eyes of the same kind of people.

Then he said: "This person is dressed in a big red robe, and he is very commotionful, and there is no other commotion in the entire inner city." Most likely, he is the most spirit-stone in the inner city! ”

The bakery man looked at Li Chengdao carefully, "It's really possible, you see that the ring on this person's hand looks very valuable as a spirit stone, and the jade pendant pinned to this person's waist, the workmanship is ......."

"Why don't we just take these things and run away, it feels like it's enough for us to spend a long time!" The pancake boss was tempted.

"No!" The coal dealer admonished: "What is the difference between us and bandits, regardless of what we call it theft?" You have to remember who we are now, we are kidnappers, kidnappers! ”

"Then when he wakes up, let's grab it?"

The coal dealer once again admonished: "No, if you do this, you are bandits, and it is not in line with our identity!" ”

"Is there a difference?" The bakery man was a little speechless: "It's not a good thing anyway." ”

Coal dealer: "You don't understand, we have to do a line of love, love a line of fine line, since we choose bandits, we can't cross the line, this is called professional." ”

"Wait! He seemed to be awake. The bakery man noticed Li Chengdao's fingers, moved slightly, and quickly interrupted.

The two hurriedly stared at Li Chengdao, a quarter of an hour later.

"Didn't you say he woke up?" The coal dealer frowned, a little dissatisfied.

"yes, I don't often say that whoever moves his fingers and then wakes up." The baked cake seller scratched his head and muttered to himself, feeling that he was a mother.

The coal dealer suddenly whispered: "Your Excellency, since you have woken up, you don't have to pretend to be asleep. ”

"Fellow Daoists stay, two shifts today."