The rat scratched his head, gave the devouring god a look, the devouring god understood, and immediately said in unison with the rat: "Of course, it relies on the boss's Wen Taowu strategy, foresight, and open-mindedness......"

Rat Mouse: "Our worship of you is like a surging river, endless. ”

Devouring God: "Our love with you is like a deep resentful woman, and it lasts forever." ”

Mouse: "We've helped you like taking off your pants and farting. ”

The praise voices of the two demons came and went, and there was a great sense of competition.

The spirit puppet is a little unhappy, you don't take me with you?!

It said coldly: "Do you still need you to make a fool of yourself?" Forget about sycophants, still compare? ”

"What's the matter, wipe your butt with straw paper after shitting, and you have to compare who can wipe it better and wipe it more variedly?"

After speaking, there was a death-like silence, and the rat and the devouring god immediately frowned angrily, staring at the spirit golem.

The two demons were extremely tacit, with a quick movement in their left hand and a quick movement in their right hand, crackling and hitting the spirit puppet.

Lin Tian wanted to stop it, but he quickly reacted, and the spirit puppet also scolded him, so he quietly kicked it.

The two demons fought passionately, and under the spirit puppet's repeated begging for mercy, they did not stop for a long time.

……

Daomen, the Sect Master Peak, is still a lonely piece. The kind wind blew slowly, playing with the spirit grass, revealing the heads of several spirit beasts.

The exchange meeting of the Five Great Immortal Sects had long since ended, and Murong Ge was busy trying to understand the law of time, striving for another step in cultivation.

Sect Master Murong Wenxin quietly accompanied the sophomore elder to confinement together.

In front of Lin Tiandong Mansion, Li Chengdao had been waiting for a long time, and Da Lang and Fei Chief were left in Li Mansion by him.

There is only a small black horse with a strong head, accompanying Li Chengdao back to Daomen.

"Huh?" Lin Tian returned to the Sect Master Peak with the rats, devouring gods, and spirit puppets, and naturally noticed Li Chengdao's dark horse.

When Lin Tian and Li Chengdao met for the first time, Li Chengdao took a dark horse, which he hadn't seen for a long time, and Lin Tian didn't confirm whether the black horse in front of him was the one before, so he looked carefully.

The little black horse is very spiritual and has an excellent memory, he recognized Lin Tian, saw Lin Tian staring at him, and hurriedly replied with his eyes.

One person and one horse stared at each other unexpectedly, Lin Tian stared at the horse, and the horse stared at Lin Tian.

The spirit puppet found the clue, glanced at Lin Tian, then at the horse, and asked with some curiosity, "You two know each other?" Friend or relative? ”

At the end, the spirit puppet's eyes rolled, with a little admiration, and he patted his ass and said, "The boss has a wide range of social faces!" You can mix with brutes. ”

How to offend a person and a horse with one sentence, the spirit puppet did it perfectly, Lin Tian glared at the spirit puppet, "Shut up!" ”

The black horse directly stumbled, and after the hoof struck it, the spirit puppet fell to the ground and got back up.

The black horse struck it twice with its hind hooves, and the spirit puppet dodged sideways, and laughed: "The carving insect skills, the skills stop here, boss, your old knowledge is not right!" ”

Lin Tian: "......"

Li Chengdao came to the rescue, he touched the back of the black horse's neck to show reassurance, and then looked at Lin Tian: "Brother Lin, how are you ready?" Now set off for Laurel Sengu? ”

"Oh?" Lin Tian glanced at Li Chengdao, "Have you obtained the Immortal Law?" ”

Li Chengdao smiled: "Go here, I will be caught!" ”

……

Dance Village, close to the Laurel Immortal Palace, the original inhabitants of this village are only hundreds, but there are often outsiders who come here to participate in the Dance God Competition, the theme of this year's competition is "Dance Breaking the Universe".

The trees around Zhuangzi have long been cut down to build a platform, around which there are various statues of dancing postures, and the crowd below gathers to guess who will be honored with the god of dance this year.

"Boss, it's quite lively here, let's go take a look?" The rat can't bear it, and likes to stick to the crowd the most, and when I see how lively it is, I want to take a look.

Li Chengdao accosted: "Brother Lin, anyway, we have already arrived near the Laurel Immortal Palace, and there is still more than half a month to go, go down and see it?" ”

On the stage, there are all kinds of female dancers who have dedicated their lives to art, their muscles are like snow, their waists are like willow branches, and the waves are occasionally sparkling and shining, hiding countless deep ravines.

The artists are slender and tall, with full, powerful and elastic legs, as if watermelons can be easily cracked.

Lin Tian nodded slightly with an eye for appreciating art, "Originally, I wasn't interested in these, but since you have to go, then I have to reluctantly accompany you to have a look." ”

"Who makes us the closest people?" After speaking, Lin Tian took the lead in rushing to the stage.

Li Chengdao followed the second, "Hey, it's bad morals, the world is declining, it's ...... to behave like this."

"I have to look at them so I can judge them!" Li Chengdao approached as he spoke, desperately squeezing inside.

"Damn, what are you squeezing?!" There was a fair-skinned man with a feminine look who cocked his orchid fingers, was very dissatisfied with Li Chengdao, and with arrogance, he whispered: "Hillbilly, haven't you seen a beautiful woman dancing?" Squeeze in so desperately?! ”

Li Chengdao looked over when he heard the sound, the little white face on the other side was girly, he wanted to gag a little, but his polite demeanor made him restrain himself: "I'm sorry." ”

When the girly little white face heard this, her tone was even more domineering: "Hehe, Tubaozi, this is an elegant place, you can't dance like this, what are you doing here, hurry up and get out, this place is not for you." ”

Li Chengdao felt that the other party had a kind, and after a glance at the other party's cultivation, he was ready to convince people with "virtue", and suddenly someone came to his side.

"Brother Lin?"

Lin Tian nodded, he had seen the scene just now, there were so many people here, and if he didn't keep it, he would squeeze into it, but he didn't expect this girly male cultivator to have such a small pattern and such a stinky opening.

Since this was the case, Lin Tian decided...... Golems!

The spirit puppet received Lin Tian's eye signal, and immediately jumped out.

"It is said that you can't forget your mother when you go out." The spirit puppet looked at the little white face, girly, and said: "But this one is obviously different, he will never forget 'Niang'!" ”

"Poof' hahahaha." There were some onlookers around who were watching the two quarrel, but they didn't expect the spirit puppet to make a pun, and they couldn't help laughing for a while.

"You!" Xiaobai's face turned red and he was speechless.

Seeing this, the friend next to Xiaobaimian immediately defended: "Your Excellency, don't deceive people too much, do you know who the person you just mocked is?!" ”

The friend with the little white face is a man with an ordinary face, who belongs to the kind that cannot be seen when he is put into the crowd, but his cultivation is a three-layer of emptiness, and he looks at the little white face with flattery, "This is the ...... of the last God of Dance Competition"

"The dancers who have passed the audition, I advise you to keep your respect."

The spirit golem pouted, "That's it?" I don't know if I think it's the god of dance? ”

The little white-faced friend said with disdain: "If you want to pass the audition, you also need to know a lot of dances, you don't want to look down on people." ”

"And my friend is proficient in 200 dances!!

When the spirit puppet heard this, his eyes widened, and he said in surprise: "It turned out to be two hundred and five (dance), disrespectful and disrespectful!! ”

“！！！” Xiao Bai's face clenched his teeth, and his eyes wanted to breathe fire, "Where did you come from with mud legs, you dare to come here to die, and you have the ability to fight and dance on stage, so you will lose ugly!! ”

"The auspicious dragon holds its head high, and everything is new. In the new year, everyone will come to the rich from all directions, except for the filth and the new, whether to go to Tailai.

It is an unexpected luck to meet all of you in this book, thank you. Happy New Year!!