Chapter Thirty-Six: The Old Lady's Perfect Touch

She had already heard that there was a murder on Changting Street, and there was a hidden murder, but!

Who knew that his precious granddaughter Murong Concubine actually became a suspect?

Just ask you if you're angry? Seeing that the prefect was going to take Concubine Murong back to prison for trial, the old lady began to play tricks!

It is said that elderly women can't be provoked, and today, the little old lady has to teach the prefect why elderly women can't be provoked!

The old lady first saw the opportunity, and when the prefect came over, an arrow rushed to him and stopped, and while he was unprepared, she forcibly opened the "porcelain business!" ”

The old lady sat on the ground, snorting and crying:

"Oh my God! O earth! The prefect is bullying! The old body is old, and after being hit by the prefect, I feel that the bones in my body are about to fall apart!

The old body is about to be paralyzed, and he was hit by the prefect and had a stroke, and in the second half of his life, the old body will spend time in a wheelchair, and the old body was hit by the prefect and half of his body is paralyzed! ”

After some commotion, the old lady successfully attracted the attention of all the melon-eating people, including the wise and martial prefect, who was deeply impressed by her charm (shameless operation), and couldn't help but stop and watch her perform!

The old lady was addicted to acting, and she flicked her handkerchief and cried a little too hard: "Neighbors, neighbors, folks, you all give the old body a comment, you say, is it the prefect who bumped into the old body, oops, the old body is not good, and he is dying!" Speaking of this, the old lady reacted, should she faint at this time and lie down?

"Poof!"

The old lady used her last stubbornness to give her porcelain touching performance a perfect ending: "No, the old body has fainted!" ”

Melon-eating masses: "......" is a blessing with a capital letter! The old lady of the General's Mansion is really an elite model in the porcelain industry!

Prefect: "Emmm...... "Kill him!" People sit at home, and pots come from heaven!

Don't think that he doesn't know the little old lady in front of him who pretended to be dead and touched porcelain, isn't it Jiang Shi, the old lady of Shen He of the General's Mansion?

Hey, Jiang's is amazing, he can go up to the hall and down to the kitchen, not only proficient in the "four evil arts", but also very proficient in cheating!

Touching porcelain? For the old lady, it's a piece of cake, okay?

Of course, the prefect felt that he was not easy to bully.

He knew why the old lady touched him because of Concubine Murong.

"Old lady, I let go of your granddaughter Concubine Murong, you can get up."

As soon as the prefect finished speaking, the old lady, who had been "dead thoroughly", jumped up and jumped three feet high.

The melon-eating masses: "......" blinded their 24k titanium alloy dog eyes!

The old lady was still performing, and turned on the stunned mode: "Huh! Who am I? What am I doing? Why are you here? "In order to avoid embarrassment, I don't mention touching porcelain at all.

Seeing that the goal had been achieved, the prefect smiled slyly at the old man, and he was embarrassed and underwhelmed:

"Old lady, I lied to you just now. Your granddaughter, Concubine Murong, is suspected of a murder, and the official must take her to the yamen. ”

The old lady immediately spat out a fragrant mouth: "Your mother b,%@&~......"

The melon-eating crowd watching the play: "The scene causes extreme comfort!" "Hahahaha, the wise and great prefect was scolded, why are they so cool?

The prefect's face at the moment, how to say it, is like a vat of dye, colorful, "the moon is shy of flowers, the appearance of sinking fish and geese", it is very good-looking! (Melon-eating readers: The first time I saw "Closing the Moon and Shame Flowers, Sinking Fish and Falling Geese" is used like this!) )

What else could he do? Bear with it! Who let him die badly and be the prefect in Lijing City, a place where Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon?

Retired Prime Minister, Retired Great Situ ...... The official university crushed people to death!

The old lady is the wife of General Shen He, General Shen He is the general of the second grade, and this scheming bad old lady still has the second rank of the prefect in his body, he is a fourth-grade prefect, and he is not the opponent of this old lady at all!

What's more, she doesn't play cards according to common sense, if she gives him a "shrew scolding the street, shrew fighting" on the street, he is scolded and cried, who will he talk to?

The prefect said: "The baby is wronged, but the baby doesn't cry." ”

Therefore, he made the first move: "Old lady, you are a second-grade official, and this official is only a fourth-grade official, if you beat and scold this official, this official can only bear it." ”

The old lady was shocked by his words!

[Okay, you prefect, you deliberately said so, that is, the old man relied on the old man to bully you, and relied on the title of the edict to bully you! ] 】

High! This trick is ruthless enough, it is deliberately blocking the old lady's mouth, so that she is embarrassed to pull the prefect to a head-pulling flower dance (shrew fight)!

The old lady is going to make trouble again, and Shen He, the people who eat melons, can't stand it.

What kind of virtue is his wife, can he not know that he is a son?

The old lady is very famous in Lijing City, because she is "biao" and "shameless"!

They are also official eunuchs, and other people's mothers are self-denying and courteous, but his mothers are a group of mudslides in the clear stream, which is a different fireworks, born bohemian and uninhibited and loves freedom!

She is often abducted and deceived, often touches porcelain lying corpses, bullies other people's old ladies, and bullies those little ladies to grin and scream!

But now, it's a matter of human life, and he can't indulge the old lady anymore!

Seeing that the scene was out of control, his wife was already ready to roll on the ground, Shen He rushed over with an arrow step and helped the old lady on the upper body:

"Mother, killing people pays for life, this is a matter of course. What's more, the Son of Heaven is guilty of the same crime as the common people.

The concubine is now only a suspect and has not yet been convicted. The prefect of the house arrested her back to the yamen to await trial, and she handled the case in accordance with the law, so come back, don't make trouble for others. ”

Liu Hui was hidden in the crowd, her handkerchief was clenched very tightly, and her charming and amorous eyes were angry and smiling.

What is angry is that Feng and Huang, the two women who are not angry!

She deliberately arranged for the two of them to be eyewitnesses, and she was sure that it was Concubine Murong who killed the Qu family.

As a result, Huang somehow, she died breathlessly, and moreover, Feng was bitten back by Haitang and Tinglan and became a murder suspect?

It was a very simple thing, but the two idiots of Huang and Feng, relying on their "outstanding" IQ of 205, smashed it hard!

But Liu Huixi was that although she failed to directly convict Concubine Murong, she was sent to a prison cell after all!

She hasn't been out of the cabinet yet, but she has been involved in a murder case and in a prison cell.

Who would dare to say kiss to her!

Thinking of this, Liu Hui looked at the old lady with a sad face: "Mother, I also feel sorry for the concubine, but she didn't study well at a young age, and she secretly killed people, and it was still two people......"