Chapter 104: Does It Hurt?

Those dignitaries, hearing Zhou Ming ridicule them like this, everyone's faces turned red, and they felt ashamed in their hearts, but also full of anger towards Zhou Ming, feeling that this little head catcher was really bad, even if this ugly monster in front of him was really a person pretending to be an Oiran girl, he could suppress this matter and not reveal it to the outside world, so that at least they could save their face and not let them suffer such a devastation in their hearts.

But Zhou Zhou Ming not only did not suppress this matter, but instead made a big fanfare and publicized it to everyone, which simply forced them to death.

In case the Oiran girl is really pretending to be this ugly bastard, once the matter spreads, how can they still mess around in the capital, and then they will not only be disgusted by the wives and concubines at home, but also become the laughing stock of the entire aristocratic circle in the capital, and what makes them even more unacceptable is that if things really turn out like this, they will no longer have the face to spend money in a place like Manlou.

After thinking of the seriousness of this matter, these dignitaries immediately united, and they all knew in their hearts that they must control the harm of this matter in front of them to the minimum, otherwise the consequences would be unimaginable, and the first step to achieve this was to never admit that this ugly monster was the Oiran girl.

"Lord Zhou, don't be joking, if you have something serious, go get busy first, as for the matter of the Oiran girl being hidden by you, we will definitely keep it a secret for you."

"Yes, in fact, Lord Zhou, if you want to hide Jiao in the golden house and take the Oiran girl for yourself, we have no opinion, after all, the Oiran girl has a heart for you, even if we are envious and jealous, it is in vain."

These dignitaries and dignitaries opened their mouths to fight back, but they didn't admit that Hua Mian Lang was the Oiran girl.

The dignitary who bet to eat a chair just now was even more anxious to scratch his ears and cheeks, he took the same risk as others, if it was proved that the ugly monster was the Oiran girl, others would be embarrassed at most, but he would lose his life, after all, if he ate a chair, even if he ate enough, he would have to die.

Seeing that the others opened their mouths to argue, he was not willing to be left behind, and immediately stood up, showing a look of seeing death as home, he first looked at Hua Mianlang, and then turned his head to look at Zhou Ming, and said with a righteous face:

"Lord Zhou, I don't know what others think, and I can't control it.

But if you tell me, this ugly monster is the Oiran girl, and I don't believe it.

See for yourself, what is the resemblance between him and the Oiran girl? Let's not talk about the beauty of the Oiran girl, compared with his ugliness, it is a world of difference, just the body shape of the two people is different, he is as big as a buffalo, and the Oiran girl has a thin waist of willows, how can the two compare? ”

In fact, Deng Tong and the other officials didn't quite believe Zhou Ming's words, after all, Hua Mian Lang was too ugly, although none of them had seen the peerless beauty of the Oiran girl, but the eyes of those dignitaries and dignitaries were definitely not vegetarians, and the beauties who could enter their eyes, not to mention the immortals, were also unparalleled in the world, how could it be a man pretending to be, and this man was extremely ugly.

Xia Dezhang had much the same idea as them, but out of his understanding of Zhou Ming, and after seeing Hua Mianlang's strange image, he felt that there must be something strange about this matter, and Zhou Zhou Ming would definitely not be untargeted.

Zhou Zhou Ming couldn't help but feel a little funny when he saw that those dignitaries were still obsessed, and they were still stiff-mouthed when they died.

Human nature is really not to see the coffin and not to cry, since you want to see the ups and downs of life so much, then I will let you get what you want.

Zhou Ming pretended to be disappointed, and said on the shoulders of Hua Mianlang: "Oiran girl, it is really warm and cold, and the world is hot and cold."

I remember last night, you were still the darling in the eyes of these benefactors, even if you let them drink your footwash water, they must be flocking to it, like a baby.

I didn't expect that after only one night, your appearance and appearance have only changed slightly, and they are so ruthless to you, which is really embarrassing. ”

"Lord Zhou, the world is inherently this virtue, and I have already seen through it." Hua Mian Lang is like a master monk who has seen through the red dust, and said earnestly.

"Don't be discouraged." Zhou Ming's eyes suddenly lit up, and he was about to use his killer move, "I won't let these unsympathetic people abandon you like this." ”

Hua Mian Lang knew that Zhou Ming was going to clean up those dignitaries, so he didn't speak, just smiled and waited to see a good show.

When those dignitaries saw Zhou Ming's expression, they all had an ominous premonition in their hearts, and some even took advantage of people's inattention and planned to sneak away, and the first person to act was the person who just said that he wanted to eat a chair.

He had already seen the confidence of victory on Zhou Ming's face, and knew that if he stayed any longer, he would definitely have no good fruit to eat, so he hurriedly got into the crowd and prepared to slip away.

"This brother, don't be in a hurry to leave, the chairs are ready for you, the show will be staged soon, you must not miss it." Zhou Ming immediately discovered his attempt and immediately opened his mouth to stop him.

The person who was going to eat the chair also reacted quickly, his eyes rolled, and he immediately smiled: "Lord Zhou, I know you still have important things to say, but I just received news that something happened at home and urged me to go back, so I apologize, go first, and please bear with me." ”

Before he could finish speaking, he was about to turn around and slip away.

Others have followed suit and plan to use this excuse to get out as well.

Zhou Ming glanced at his subordinates.

Deng Tong and Xia Dezhang immediately understood, and the two of them led people to block the exit, and then drew their knives in their hands one after another, forcing those dignitaries to retreat.

"What is this for? We're just here to have fun, what's the play? ”

"How can this be reasonable, in broad daylight, do you still dare to kill people?"

"Lord Zhou, we've been trapped here by you all night, aren't you going to let us go back now?"

"It's okay if you don't let us go back, at least you have to give us a reason!"

"Why?" Zhou Ming's gaze swept to every dignitary, and the previous smile swept away from his face, "That's not easy. ”

Zhou Ming looked at Hua Mian Lang and said in a serious tone: "Hua Mian Lang, you are seriously injured now, although you can't recover to your previous appearance, but your throat is not injured, right?" Can you still speak to your benefactors in your usual voice? ”

Hanamirou nodded.

Then came the time to witness the miracle.

I saw Hua Mian Lang use two elbows with difficulty to prop up his upper body, and then looked up at the dignitaries, moved at the Adam's apple, and spoke slowly:

"Ladies and gentlemen, don't come unharmed? The little woman suddenly suffered a catastrophe last night, and now she has ended up like this, and I ask you not to dislike it, and to have more pity on the slave family. ”

The dignitaries were dumbfounded, as if they had been hit by five thunderbolts, because the voice coming from the mouth of this ugly monster was exactly the same as the voice of the Oiran girl before, and not only that, but the demeanor and tone of the two of them, as well as the tiny body language, were not bad at all.

Also shocked were Deng Tong and those officials, they really couldn't believe that there was such a bizarre thing in heaven and earth, a man could make a woman's voice, and judging from his eyes and facial expressions, he himself completely regarded himself as a woman, and even when he said those words, this ugly monster showed charm and eyes, more gentle than a woman.

"No way, it's not true, how can an Oiran girl be a man? I must be dreaming. "The person who said he wanted to eat the chair just now, seeing this situation, the whole person was like a walking corpse who had lost his soul.

He gradually walked out of the crowd, walked to Hua Mianlang's side, looked at him carefully, and after a while, the man held his face with both hands and shouted loudly: "This is a dream, this is really a dream." ”

Zhou Ming stepped forward, tore his hands apart, and rounded him to give him a big mouth.

With a snap, blood splattered, and the man spun around in place for more than a dozen times before he stopped and sat on the ground.

His mouth was covered in blood, and one or two teeth were missing.

"Does it hurt?" Zhou Ming asked with a smile.

The person who was going to eat the chair covered his face and nodded: "It hurts too much." ”

"Then prove that it's not a dream, and stop trying to deceive yourself." Zhou Ming said very cruelly.

The dignitaries and dignitaries present, seeing this situation, all the illusions and excuses in their hearts were shattered, and they had to admit a cruel fact, that is, the Oiran girl was really the ugly monster pretending, and the heroine of the stories they were proud of before, was actually a big man who picked her feet.

Thinking of this, they all wanted to go home and hang themselves, because this kind of thing is really shameful.

"Do you still have doubts? If you have something to say, I will answer it for you one by one, and I will never let you have any doubts in your heart. Zhou Zhou Ming stood in front of the dignitaries, put his hands behind his back, and said in a victorious attitude.

All the dignitaries and dignitaries were crying, and a few thin-skinned people had even started crying, not only did they not have the luck they had just now, but even the arrogance that had always existed in them had completely disappeared.

"Lord Zhou, we know it's wrong, please let us go, this matter must not be spread."

"Vomit ......" The person who was going to eat the chair accidentally glanced at Hua Mian Lang, couldn't help retching, and then said, "Lord Zhou, we have no eyes, and last night we made things difficult for you everywhere for this ugly bastard, and we really deserve to die against you."

But please help us for the sake of being officials in the same dynasty and keep this secret for us, otherwise this matter will spread out, and you and I will not look good. ”

The person who wants to eat the chair is very smart, and while he begged for mercy from Zhou Ming, he also pointed out an important point, that is, let Zhou Ming not forget that he himself came here to consume.