Chapter 135: Daoist Guo rides a pig upside down!
Evil animals, dare to do it?
How familiar is that?
A familiar soundtrack comes to mind, and a monkey soaring into the sky.
In that TV series where the monkey learned from the scriptures, he met countless monsters along the way, but there are monsters with a bit of background, and the master will shout such a sentence when he comes.
Now as soon as this Guo Daochang appeared, he shouted at the big wild boar, how could it not make people look sideways?
Familiar feelings rushed in.
The hideous wild boar also seemed to hear the voice of the Daoist Guo, and then saw it rush towards the Daoist Guo with its heavy hooves.
This scene made everyone's eyes widen in shock.
Look at the wild boar's hideous fangs, if it is stabbed, that Guo Daochang's body will be pierced, right?
Even if this Guo Daochang has a true martial arts inheritance, it is useless against this wild boar.
After all, everyone knows to what extent modern martial arts practitioners can go, and it is impossible to do the things of cultivating immortals.
Some of the female tourists had closed their eyes in fright, as if they were about to see a bloody picture in the next moment.
Something shocked everyone happened.
The huge boar stopped abruptly in front of the Guo Daochang, and then saw that it was actually purring at the Guo Daochang.
Even the call was not hurried or annoyed, but a little mild, as if to say hello.
What's going on?
This scene is so weird.
Guo Lin subconsciously guessed something.
The boar seemed to be about to say something to him.
It seemed that Guo Lin didn't understand, the wild boar king's legs stood up in a hurry, and one hoof pointed at Hu Chen, who was about to secretly go down the tree, hummed, and at the same time patted himself with one hoof.
This seems to be an indictment???
Hu Chen, who had just gotten off the tree, saw this scene and his eyes widened in shock.
What's going on?
The tourists around were also shocked to see this scene.
They also saw that the wild boar obviously wanted to express something to Guo Daochang, but it seemed that everyone didn't understand, only that the wild boar was anxious to stand upright.
Holy!
It's.
The wild boars are all standing upright in a hurry, and they can still carry their hooves to point at people!
Moreover, it obviously wanted to say something to this Guo Daochang.
How could such a thing happen in broad daylight?
In the past, when I heard the news that a cow knelt down and shed tears for its owner, they were a little dismissive.
But what I saw with my own eyes now was really shocking.
At this moment, the giant boar king ran back to the watermelon stall and purred, not forgetting to gnaw the watermelon.
When it was making movements, it didn't forget to stare at Hu Chen, and raised a hoof to point at Hu Chen.
This made Hu Chen's body stiffen.
No matter how stupid he was, he knew that he was being targeted by this big boar.
Or is this wild boar accusing Guo Daochang of him?
Why this strange feeling?
The tourists around all around saw the signs, and their faces were full of weirdness.
Then, everyone saw that the big boar seemed to be looking for something on the ground, and after a long time, they saw him bite something and hurried to the front of the Guo Daochang.
When the tourists around saw that thing, they all looked at Hu Chen in amazement.
Because it was the tranquilizer bullet that Hu Chen shot out just now.
This thing hit the big boar, and it didn't even break the skin, which was very embarrassing.
At this moment, the tourists around seemed to understand what the big wild boar was trying to mean.
It wants to say that if you eat melons and eat them well, someone will beat it with that thing! That's why it gets angry.
This is even more shocking to all tourists.
What's so smart about a wild boar? Do you know how to express this?
Guo Lin understood what this wild boar king meant.
Thinking about it, this guy was suddenly brushed here by the game system from Qingluan Peak in the game world, and he was still in a daze, and when he saw the watermelon, he went up to eat it, and he was eating happily, and Officer Hu actually shot it with a gun.
That's what provoked it.
No wonder this officer Hu was chased up the tree.
However, looking at that tree, it is only the thickness of an adult's legs, and an ordinary wild boar king should be able to break it, after all, a wild boar has this ability.
So, not to mention this initially transcendent boar king, it shouldn't be difficult for it to break that tree.
In other words, it didn't actually want to do anything to Officer Hu, but was just teaching him a lesson.
Guo Lin couldn't help but sigh, this pig is too smart.
Sure enough, the initial transcendent seems to develop intelligence.
The same goes for the 7 auspicious treasures.
He looked at the wild boar king again, and found that it actually showed an aggrieved expression, as if it was saying that he had been bullied and begged for comfort.
Guo Lin felt sympathy, and reached out to touch the head of the wild boar king.
After all, it's your own pet, and it's system-bound.
The surrounding tourists were unbelievable, they saw that Guo Daochang reached out to touch the big wild boar, and the wild boar actually cooperated with his head and showed an intimate look.
This is completely different from the imaginary scene of blood splashing on the spot and being stabbed in the body, and it completely goes to two extremes of the plot.
Hu Chen stepped forward hesitantly at this time.
After all, the police he sent out should be dealt with and understood.
The Wild Boar King seemed to have a lot of opinions about him, and when he approached, he snorted at him, and Hu Chen's steps were hesitant for a moment.
"Evil animals, don't be rude!" Seeing this, Guo Lin knocked some directly on the head of the wild boar king.
Because of the binding, the wild boar king seemed to feel that he was being blamed, and he hummed twice, and then fell down aggrievedly.
The tourists around were even more shocked.
The big wild boar in front of him really listened to that Guo Daochang? seems to really understand what Daoist Guo said.
It's incredible.
Only then did Hu Chen breathe a sigh of relief and asked, "Daoist Guo, what's going on with this wild boar?" ”
Now no one can see that this wild boar is not simple, and it is definitely a sperm.
The wild boar of Chengjing is associated with Qingfeng Guan and the Guo Daochang in front of him, and there is an indescribable mysterious color.
Guo Lin naturally would not tell others the origin of this wild boar king.
Therefore, he just said ambiguously: "It has a lot to do with our Qingfeng View, and it is a member of our Qingfeng View, and it has been in the stone cliff cave in the back mountain before, but I didn't expect it to be checked today, and I don't know why it secretly ran down the mountain." ”
“????” Hu Chen was stunned when he heard this, and he inexplicably felt that this was also a little familiar.
It's like that every time the monkey is about to raise the stick, the owner of some youkai comes and says something like that.
After a while, he also reacted, and asked out of responsibility: "Daochang Guo, will it be dangerous for it to rush into the crowd like this just now?" ”
This is also something that he must pay attention to as a police officer.
Guo Lin smiled and said, "Officer Hu, don't worry, if it really wants to hurt people, that tree just now can't protect you, it has been teasing you." ”
As he spoke, he also patted the aggrieved boar king, and he didn't know if he understood his words or not.
From its previous accusatory performance, you may understand.
In the next moment, the wild boar king really got up, snorted at Hu Chen twice, and crashed towards the tree there.
Click!
Just under Hu Chen's horrified gaze, the thigh-thick tree of an adult was broken in response to the sound and fell on the side of the road.
"......" Hu Chen suddenly opened his mouth? Looking at the big boar, I had mixed feelings.
That is, as Guo Daochang said, he was in a hurry to die in the tree just now, but he was actually teased by this big wild boar?
He was teased by a pig as a big living man? Still in a hurry like an ant on a hot pan?
The tourists around also heard Guo Lin's words just now, and they seemed to be unable to hold back their laughter.
Some tourists even took pictures of Hu Chen with their mobile phones, which made him a little confused.
He seemed to be able to imagine an embarrassing thing, and tomorrow's news might be: shock! This man was amused by a pig.
In order to alleviate his embarrassment, he also hurriedly changed the topic and reminded Guo Lin: "Guo Daochang, the size of this wild boar is very large, and it is now very strictly managed in this regard. ”
"Thank you Officer Hu for the reminder!" Guo Lin nodded in thanks, he knew that the other party was a kind reminder.
However, this is not a big deal, he can ask Mr. Chen to help with it, and the identity of the other party can help with it, which can save a lot of trouble.
Thinking about it, Guo Lin knocked on the head of the wild boar king who came over again: "Let's go, follow me up the mountain!" ”
Hum!
The wild boar king snorted reluctantly, and ran to the watermelon stall, and called at the watermelons.
Guo Lin seemed to understand.
The boar is still thinking about watermelons.
Presumably, there is no watermelon on Qingluan Peak, so I feel delicious when I eat it, and I like it.
Guo Lin didn't hesitate, and asked around, "Excuse me, whose watermelons belong to?" ”
A hawker immediately ran out: "Guo... Guo Daochang, these watermelons are mine, farmers, it's not easy to grow watermelons, get up early and be greedy for darkness, I'm sick all over, I don't even dare to go to the hospital, just for the baby's tuition can be enough, I still have eight ......"
"Okay, okay, I will compensate for this dead pig's watermelon, and the rest of the melon will also be sent to Qingfeng Temple, and I will settle the account when the time comes."
Guo Lin also hurriedly planned the other party's words, and then let the other party continue, I am afraid that there will be eighty old mothers who will come out.
"Thank you, Daochang Guo!" The vendor suddenly smiled and beckoned a woman next to him to be busy, and it should be a husband and wife who came to set up a stall together.
Guo Lin knocked on the boar king's head again: "Let's go!" ”
The king of the wild boar did not do it again, and he slipped away.
After taking two steps, it lay down at Guo Lin's feet again, and hummed at him.
Guo Lin was stunned when he saw this, and then he realized.
It's for him to ride.
It is worthy of being a preliminary detached guy like a few auspicious treasures.
Ji Xiang Bao is initially out of the ordinary, and his talent is in learning his tongue, this guy is very intellectually developed, and it is not appropriate to say that it is a pig.
At least Officer Hu was frightened by it.
Thinking about it, he subconsciously glanced at Officer Hu.
Hu Chen was a little surprised by this.
What does this gaze mean?
How do you feel with a hint of sympathy?
Guo Lin smiled and sat down on the back of the wild boar king.
However, when he thought of the mount, he thought of Zhang Guolao riding a donkey.
I have to say that this one of the eight immortals alone was indeed installed by him.
Therefore, he also sat upside down on the back of the boar king.
In ancient times, Zhang Guo rode a donkey upside down.
Today, there is Guo Daochang riding a pig upside down!
Nothing wrong with it, right?
As soon as Guo Lin sat down, the wild boar king snorted, as if because the game system was bound, it could sense the Qingfeng View, and carried Guo Lin towards the Qingfeng View.
This scene completely made the tourists around them dumbfounded.
At first, they thought that Guo Daochang was just a martial arts practitioner, and he would definitely be cool in the face of a wild boar of such a size.
But with a series of developments, they found that the big wild boar seemed to have a tendency to become spermatological.
Now looking at the Taoist who rode the big wild boar upside down, everyone was more and more shocked.
Things don't seem to be the same as they think.
Does this Guo Daochang really only know martial arts?
How do you feel that this Guo Daochang seems to be doing the business of cultivating immortals?
(End of chapter)