Chapter 13 [Just call me Xiao Chu]

At eight o'clock in the evening, Lujiazui Regency Garden Villa Area.

In the luxuriously decorated living room, a sturdy young man with a cute appearance squatted up and down in front of the camera.

At first, he was still arrogant and shouted with the people around him that small punishments couldn't stop him, but as soon as he did the 7th squat, he got up and started to play tricks.

He gasped for breath, and habitually used his index finger to lift the black-rimmed glasses that were about to fall off from the bridge of his nose, "Bud, you can't move without eating!" ”

In front of PDD, a pony like a chick doesn't eat this set at all, "I'm willing to gamble and lose, the takeaway is almost on the way, and I can make up for it when I'm done." ”

PDD sat in the gaming chair with a sad face, slid to the computer desk with a slight kick, and looked at the barrage in the split-screen live broadcast room

[Don't make excuses, let's start the game quickly]

[I've already calculated, the pigs owe a total of 53 squatting]

[The body is soft, so don't make the mouth hard]

[It is said that the hand speed of the elderly can't complete the sword Ji in 1 second and 4 breaks, and it has to be a young man like a pony]

[Don't say it, after the pony was knocked down by the brother who appeared in the live broadcast room of the cave master yesterday, he lost 4 consecutive losses and fell directly to the national server 14]

Seeing this scene, PDD was still unwilling.

He watched the latest video of Xiaodian many times, including Xiaoma who also guided him on the essence of second breaking, but this operation of the second subject, which was jokingly called Sword Ji on the Internet, has never been able to pass.

But after three experiments, it was 4 seconds and 1 break.

In the 2016 version, practicing hero moves could only be customized, and Bootcamp, an artifact that can modify hero levels and no CDs, remained on the designer's agenda.

So just these three times cost PDD a lot of time.

The unwilling PDD also ignored the barrage, and after the cooldown of the sword queen ultimate in the custom game, he tried the enemy hero again.

When R reappears on the hero after 0.5 seconds, PDD activates Fiona

With the experience of failing the previous three times, this time the subject 2 exam went very smoothly.

RAEAQ Flash A.

The flawed blood recovery array is like the flag when Mario clears the level, announcing the success of the subject 2 exam.

Sao Pig calmly tilted his head to the side, as if he had finished doing something inconsequential, and raised his head towards the pony, "What do you say about this wave?" ”

While speaking, he also put on the sunglasses on the computer desk and made a 'respect' gesture towards the camera in the live broadcast room.

"Pony, don't you still bark?" Sao Pig still couldn't calm down, and shouted proudly, "Isn't this operation just a hand?" ”

The pony rolls her eyes.

Yesterday, after the live broadcast ended, he tried to play 1 second 4 breaks in a custom game with his memory in one time.

Seeing this scene, the audience in the live broadcast room began to laugh.

[Can the pig stop pretending? Is it hard to admit that you are an older person? 】

[Who wants to die or live before, said that this is not something that people can do]

[Which big brother, can you release the video of the previous mistake, I really want to slap this fat man in the face]

[I just looked at it, it was obviously 1.95 seconds to break the four, and it was obviously completed in 1.14 seconds in the small point video]

[Tomorrow's title is here: Sao Pig has mastered the lost stunt and returned to the land fairyland, and your emperor of the LPL is back. 】

Seeing that the barrage didn't buy the previous operation at all, PDD was suddenly unhappy, "I'll beat you banana pigskin squid, isn't this just a matter of having hands?" Ma Xiaoyue, you ducks can teach people! Fortunately, I am very smart and have realized it myself. ”

"Do you still learn from others as teachers? Why don't I find someone to come over, how can the on-site teaching make him learn to break in 1 second and 4 in the shortest time? ”

"Don't just catch someone," Xiaoma has long been accustomed to PDD's tricks, and as an expert in demolition, he said bluntly, "YM's base is in the villa, just find a player who is not all LSLP?" ”

"Who can't?"

PDD was dissatisfied, and tried to hammer the pony to the ground.

But think about it.

Pony does have a point.

In addition to Ning Shishi and Shen Lingmin, the only people around him were Aunt Cleaning in the villa.

These people even have a problem with basic operations, let alone high-end operations that test hand speed such as four breaks in one second.

He suddenly lost the idea of hammering people.

Just as he was frowning, the mobile phone on the table rang.

"Eleme Blue Knight, your takeaway has arrived, the security guard stopped you from entering, and put it at the door of the east gate for you."

The voice on the other end of the phone made PDD stunned for a moment, and immediately took it to heart and motioned to pony to cut off the audio in the live broadcast room.

"You send it in!" He shouted at the computer, "Give the phone to the security guard, I'll tell him." ”

After a brief communication, PDD let the takeaway brother into the villa area as he wished.

"Housing manager, seal those rhythmic ones," Sao Pig's eyebrows fluttered and grimaced at the camera, "I'll let you see what it means to teach and educate people and prostitute teachers!" ”

The door of the villa opened early, and Pony stayed at the door to pick up the takeaway boy in the blue Ele.me overalls into the living room.

This person is Chu Ge, who is a part-time delivery takeaway.

It's still the familiar black mask, but the clothes on the body have changed from a yellow robe to Doraemon blue.

Before Chu Ge entered the door, he already knew what he was going to do next from the pony, and he wanted to refuse to continue to take the next order, but PDD gave too much.

The cost of two hot pots is enough to catch up with the income of last night's hard work for half a day.

Boss atmosphere!

"Brother, what do you call it?"

Chu Ge was already sitting in the C position of the live broadcast room, while PDD was standing behind Chu Ge, and that posture looked a bit like a primary school student who had no money to go online and watch others play games in an Internet café.

"Teacher prostitute, just call me Xiao Chu."

"Do you know how to play Kenhime?" PDD didn't bother to say much, and went straight to the point, "Will the second subject of Sword Ji be popular on the whole network?" ”

Chu Ge shook his head.

The current PDD was overjoyed when he heard this.

If he could, then his career of teaching as a teacher would have to be replaced by a different person.

The previous custom game has not been closed, and at this moment, the ultimate move and flash have been turned around, which means that after the main point of teaching, Chu Ge can get started immediately.

"You watch the video first, and then see the finished product." PDD is tireless and extremely patient, just like the zealous when he incarnated as Dong Zhuo, "I'll explain it to you again." ”

Chu Ge nodded, put the helmet with the bamboo dragonfly on the table next to him, and when he turned sideways, he happened to meet the hot gaze of the pony.

"Did I see you somewhere?" Pony wondered, "Did you ever stay at YM Base before?" ”

Chu Ge still shook his head.

"What's the matter with you, pony," PDD teased, "how do you use your tricks to make girls on men, tsk......"

"Get out!"

Chu Ge was sitting precariously, as if he couldn't hear the communication of the fat tiger doctor, and changed Tiamat's 1 button to a T button.

Seeing this, PDD's eyes lit up.