Chapter 31: Ge Shuyan's Exclamation
For the past two days, Zhang Peng smelled the chicken and danced every day, and he would not be released by Old Man Yuan until noon, not to mention physically and mentally exhausted, and always sweating profusely.
As a delicate pig boy, how can you allow yourself to be unkempt and unkempt?
Zhang Peng was extremely eager to take a comfortable hot bath at that time.
So Zhang Peng had to miss the high school chemistry teacher's voice and smile again, but he only thought of the word saponification reaction when he searched his intestines and stomach, and couldn't remember any other details.
I could only try slowly, and under Zhang Peng's instructions, Ge Shuyan killed a hundred sheep and boiled out more than 800 catties of oil.
The mutton brother Shu Yan ate it, and Zhang Peng took the mutton fat for the experiment.
Therefore, Zhang Peng's courtyard has been angry and unbearable in the past two days, but Zhang Peng is the only one in the stench room and he is not tired of it, with a pair of red eyes, and his mouth has always muttered "I love to take a bath and have good skin" This kind of obscene clichΓ©.
The people in the county lord's mansion thought that Zhang Peng was crazy, and when they saw him on the road, they all retreated, and the whole thing was a stinky ten miles.
So when Zhang Peng, who had dark circles under his eyes, held the world's first piece of soap that he had made with great difficulty to announce the good news, it was inevitable that he was unanimously boycotted by female compatriots, even the county lord Luanming was no exception.
"What kind of cleansing and decontamination treasure is made from the pungent smell of mutton fat?" Xu Wanyi pinched her nose and jumped to her feet, her face full of undisguised disgust, "Hurry up and take it for me!" β
"You...... I ......" Zhang Peng's heart was really like 10,000 grass and mud horses rushing by at this moment, and he wanted to explain, but he was a little weak, "This is really a baby, much better than any soap!" β
He suddenly thought of a key problem, that is, he had just made soap, but he didn't take a shower by the way, and he was still a stinky person.
You uninformed ancients don't even believe in Uncle Ben? Okay, good, Uncle Ben will prove it to you!
"Ge Shuyan!" Zhang Peng shouted.
Ge Shuyan's face was shocked, but he didn't reply immediately.
Gundam and the other two lieutenants took a step back in unison.
"Brother Shuyan, you roll over to Lao Tzu," Zhang Peng shouted fiercely.
The corners of Ge Shuyan's mouth twitched, and he secretly scolded Gundam for such a group of bad friends in his heart, and then he replied with a fist: "Uncle, my subordinates are here." β
"You, come here!" Zhang Peng shouted sternly.
Ge Shuyan reluctantly took a small step towards Zhang Peng.
Zhang Peng is angry, these women have opinions about me, your brother Shuyan has been the happiest one to eat mutton in the past two days! Why do you dare to dislike me?
"Come to me!" Zhang Pengqi jumped straight to his feet.
Ge Shuyan had no choice but to step forward, and his hands were about to cover his nose subconsciously.
"If you dare to cover your nose, Lao Tzu will beat you with fifty military sticks!" Zhang Peng is very powerful at the moment.
Ge Shuyan had no choice but to walk up to Zhang Peng with a sad face, and clenched his fists: "Uncle, what do you have to say." β
"You haven't showered in a few days?" Zhang Peng asked with a smile.
"Huh? This ......" Ge Shuyan glanced at Jianping who was standing beside Xu Wanyi, and his old face suddenly turned red, "Uncle Hui, I just washed it yesterday." β
"Fart! It's impossible, you fucking poured three catties of horse urine last night, and you slept more fragrant than a pig, how can you have time to take a bath? Zhang Peng's eyes widened and he retorted, "Still not recruited from the truth?" β
Ge Shuyan's face was embarrassed, he glanced at Jianping again crampedly, but finally sighed: "Subordinate, subordinate hasn't taken a bath for half a month." β
"Vomit o(β―β‘β°)o," the women felt a chill.
"General Geshu is really extraordinary!" When Zhang Peng heard this, his eyes suddenly lit up, and he looked at Ge Shuyan as if he had seen a peerless treasure, "Open your hand to show me!" β
Ge Shuyan lowered his head, and he couldn't tell if his face was flushed at the moment, he helplessly opened his hand in front of Zhang Peng.
It doesn't matter if you look at it, Rao felt disgusted with Zhang Peng's concentration.
He swore that he had never seen anyone wipe his hands so dirty in his two lives, and he believed that it was the hand of the Eight Bags Elder of the Beggar Gang.
Xu Wanyi also closed her eyes immediately after taking a look, she was afraid that if she looked at her eyes more, she would also be stained.
At the same time, she began to worry about the overall hygiene level of her Beiting army, and she usually worked with such a group of dirty guys?
She remembered that Ge Shuyan had eaten mutton with such hands for the past two days! Eat it with your hands! Thinking about it, I began to turn sallow.
"Gunma! Captain Goshu! You two are here today to sincerely disgust the county lord, can't you! Jian Ping resisted the urge to vomit, and while stroking Xu Wanyi's back with her hand, she opened her mouth to complain, "County Lord, why don't we go." β
Xu Wanyi was quite moved: "Zhang Peng, the county lord still has a lot of things to do, so I won't accompany him today." β
"Everyone, don't be impatient, don't be impatient! County Lord, give me another cup of tea, and I can make Captain Geshu's hands look new! Zhang Peng was disgusted, "I haven't washed it for half a month?" I think you haven't washed it for half a year! β
Ge Shuyan raised his head and looked at Zhang Peng, thinking that you are not much better than me now, he has no choice but to put it up: "I didn't think about it, I wanted to wash it two days ago, but I couldn't wash it anymore." β
"You ......" Zhang Peng held back for a long time, he really didn't know how to describe the rough man in front of him who was rougher than iron, so he had to give a thumbs up, "You are amazing!" β
Ge Shuyan wanted to die, and silently glanced at Jianping again, but Jianping didn't look at him at all at this moment.
"Come on, come on, Ge Shuyan, it's your luck to meet my uncle and me today, come, take it!" Zhang Peng held the soap in one hand and gently placed the soap on Ge Shuyan's big stained hand.
Ge Shuyan felt the cool and smooth feel in his hands, and raised his eyebrows.
"Gundam, fetch a basin of water for Captain Geshu," Zhang Peng said with a smile, "You only need to wet your hands later, and then gently wipe them with the soap in your hands, and then start rubbing them when your hands feel slippery!" β
"Uncle, can the things that come out of this mutton fat really decontaminate?" Ge Shuyan listened to Zhang Peng's matter-of-fact words, and his heart was beating.
"Can it be worse than what you are doing now?" Zhang Peng rolled his eyes.
Gundam's legs and feet were very nimble, and he soon returned to Zhang Peng with a wooden basin, and he was very careful, and he called warm water: "Uncle, the water is here." β
"Don't be stunned, wash it!" Zhang Peng looked at Ge Shuyan's stupid appearance and reminded.
Ge Shuyan sighed, and put his hand into the wooden basin according to what Zhang Peng just said.
Soon, with Ge Shuyan's "huh", he felt for the first time that it was so simple to wash his hands.
After gently rubbing his soapy hands, a large amount of foam was produced, and Ge Shuyan clearly felt the slippery touch between his hands, which he had not experienced for a long, long time, and finally he submerged his hands in the basin again, and the foam melted, and a basin of clear water turned into sewage.
The next moment, under the stunned gaze of everyone, Ge Shuyan took his hands out of the basin and dried them in the dazzling sunlight of the North Courtyard.
At this moment, Ge Shuyan looked at his strange and familiar hands, and he wanted to cry excitedly, because it was so clean, and his hands had never been so clean since he could remember.
"This ...... Is it my hand? Ge Shuyan stood in front of the basin in a daze, talking to himself in disbelief.
Zhang Peng looked like a light breeze, and turned his head to look at Xu Wanyi, who also looked shocked: "County Lord, what you have seen with your own eyes, you should believe it, right?" β