Chapter 400: The First Unlucky Guy in the Ages!
The old bustard tried his best to endure it so that he did not faint, and quickly arranged it one after another.
The best room, the most beautiful pleasing girl was pushed directly in, respectfully waiting for the arrival of the "groom official".
As for Zhao Jincheng, he can't wait to find a hole to hide himself in, he can pretend to be with others, but when he meets the prince, he is definitely a garbage that is not as good as a little finger.
You must know that his father wants to dig out his mind in order to lick the prince. If you hear that he is competing with the prince for prostitutes, I am afraid that he will be the first to give his leg to the prince to get angry!
Everyone also felt that they had watched a big show, but they had overcome the regret of not being a groom, and they found their favorite women to drink and spend the Spring Festival together.
Leaving the crowd, Zhao Jincheng didn't have to hide anymore, so he was a little annoyed and unconvinced. He pulled it for a long time and began to scold, "Useless things, it's not good to come over one day, you just look for today, and make Lao Tzu ugly, you are happy!" ”
Zhao Guier hugged his head, trying to find a way while dodging, not to mention the pain, he really had a flash of inspiration in his mind, and whispered, "Master, master, don't get angry!" The villain has a way of making you angry! ”
Zhao Jincheng had already been hollowed out by the wine, and after only a few hits, he was out of breath and asked, "What's the way, hurry up!" If you dare to harm Lao Tzu again, I will throw you to feed the dogs! ”
Zhao Guier hurried to the front and spoke carefully.
It turned out that he had just seen where those nobles had gone!
"Master, the villain has been waiting for you many times, and he is too familiar with this place! Just now I saw the pleasant girl go to the plum blossom building, presumably to spend the night in the east bedroom of the main house. Naturally, those nobles are also going!
"The east bedroom of the main house of the plum blossom building is next to the courtyard wall, and there is a small utility room outside the courtyard wall, which is also a place for the gatekeeper to rest on weekdays. These old women have a lot of eyes, so they have to dig a hole and watch the excitement.
"You must know the bits and pieces of news that are spread in this yard on weekdays, such as a red mole on the buttocks of the butterfly girl, and a certain little grandfather who is less than half a mile away, but they all came out!"
Zhao Jincheng's eyes became brighter and brighter when he heard this, and he smiled evil and proudly, "You mean, we can go to the utility room......"
"Yes, sir! The pleasing girl was originally yours, and you should be the groom's official tonight, all of which are the ones who intervene. We can't afford to offend, but it's okay to sneak a sneak peek! ”
I have to say that Zhao Guier knows his master too well, and Zhao Jincheng is not a "brave man", and he doesn't think about things to help him on weekdays.
The so-called wife is not as good as a concubine, a concubine is not as good as stealing, stealing is better than stealing!
Today's first night of the pleasing girl belongs to the ranks that cannot be stolen, if you can peek at it, it may be more exciting for the master than holding the pleasing girl in the house!
Zhao Jincheng rubbed his hands, two villains were fighting in his heart, one was scared, urging his legs to go home, and the other was itching, urging his legs to go outside the plum blossom building.
In the end, the latter took home a complete victory!
Zhao Gui'er was a clever mouth, took ten taels of silver into the utility room, and soon, an old woman came out of the house happily, turned to the gate of the garden and disappeared.
Zhao Jincheng looked at Zhao Gui'er and waved his hand, so he hurriedly walked over and flashed into the house.
Zhao Gui'er hurriedly showed, "Master, this mother-in-law's son is cold, she is about to be lazy and go back, as soon as the villain persuades, she willed, and she ......"
He laughed wickedly and pushed away a high stool in the corner of the room, revealing a hole the size of a red date!
Zhao Jincheng was overjoyed, gave a thumbs up to Zhao Guier, and then leaned in.
I have to say that the location of this hole is excellent, facing the carved rosewood bed in the room, the light veil on the bed has not fallen, and a man and a woman are rolling to their heart's content.
The woman snorted a few words from time to time, and occasionally choked up as if she was being bullied, needless to say that she was a pleasant girl.
And the man who pressed on her was a little strange, for no other reason, but because he was too old.
It's not the middle-aged scribe who just came forward, nor is it the master behind everyone's preaching, the third prince!
That's weird!
Zhao Jincheng is not allowed to think too much, but the old groom and the little bride in the house seem to have reached the key point. He tried to his feet, wanting to see clearly, and couldn't help but spit in his heart, what a cabbage made the pig arch!
It's a pity that such a good Oiran is in his arms, and the old man didn't even hold on to half a cup of tea!
As a result, before he finished complaining, there was a cry from a pleasant girl in the house, "Master, Master Huang!" What's wrong with you? ”
It's a pity that she asked a few words, but the old man lying on top of her still didn't move!
She finally couldn't help but scream, "Come on, help, help!" ”
Barely before he could say anything, the door was kicked open, and two guards and a man in his twenties rushed in.
When they saw the old man lying on Yuexin's body motionless, they were shocked for a long time and didn't react.
Yuexin cried so hard that she choked up and begged for mercy, "Help, turn him over!" Find a doctor......"
Doctor?
These two words were like spring thunder, and finally woke up the few people who rushed in. The man in front shouted in a trembling voice, "Imperial Doctor, Imperial Doctor!" ”
Hiding behind the hole, his eyes were like copper bells, for fear that Zhao Jincheng, who was a little bit wrong, would suddenly soften his legs!
Physician?
Who can use the imperial doctor, of course, the one on the dragon chair!
So, tonight's groom is ......
He couldn't hold on any longer, and as soon as he tilted his body, he fell to the side of the flower stool!
The flower bench and the flower pot smashed together, and the sound was scary.
Someone next door immediately heard the movement, and two guards directly turned over from the wall, kicked the window and dragged Zhao Jincheng out like a dead dog.
Zhao Jincheng's regretful intestines are blue, and he can't wait to go back in time. Why is he greedy for other people's beds, and now I'm afraid I'm going to take a small life!
But there are many people peeking in the world, why did he see the emperor PJ!
Unlucky, really unlucky!
The two guards directly ripped the rags on the windowsill, plugged Zhao Jincheng's mouth and turned it back.
At this moment, the old man next door had been carried down, and the middle-aged scribe must have breathed a sigh of relief after strangling the old man.
Several of the guards were also frightened, but they still remembered to suggest in a low voice, "Third Highness, hurry back to the palace!" You can't stay here, the traces that should be dealt with are dealt with, even if there is something, you can't be found! ”
Needless to say, that young man is the third prince!
Originally, when he came back from the Northland, he felt that nothing was going well, so he wanted to come out and have fun.
As a result, the emperor also felt bored in the palace, and the concubines everywhere were like moths to a fire, and he had to run to entangle wherever he went, but those faces were tired of him and were not new at all.
So, the emperor took a few guards out to walk around, and happened to meet his son at the corner of the street.
What's more coincidental is that the three princes are still here for the Oiran, and it is logical that the three princes paid for it, and his father became the groom!
The years are not forgiving, the emperor is not too old, but he is not too young. The dogs and horses have been screaming all day long, and the foundation has long been destroyed, and the fact that they can act as usual before is already the result of the struggle of the imperial doctors racking their brains.
Before coming out this time, he took a refreshing pill, and he was excited to be a groom, and the two were combined to ...... It's windy right away!