2 In fact, there is a desire for women

Xianbei said slyly, "Although women can't move stones and can't build the Great Wall, what they do is to make men more powerful to move stones and build the Great Wall." ”

There was a silence, and everyone suddenly laughed together.

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Xianbei and everyone walked out, and saw the Great Wall that had been completed, Xianbei raised his head to look, and couldn't help but be stunned, he said, "Is the Great Wall so high?" ”

The eldest brother Xiandong asked, "Are you talking about high or low?" ”

Xianbei sighed and said, "Seven or eight meters? With such a high wall, two people can use one pole to save one person. How high is the wall of a city, and how high is it to attack the city? Hasn't the ladder been invented yet? No, the ladder was invented by Lu Ban, and Lu Ban should have been active in the era of King Jing of Zhou, and the ladder had already been invented? ”

Others don't understand the concept of "rice", and they don't know who Lu Ban is, but they generally understand what he means: the city wall is too short, and the enemy can easily attack it. Uncle Mu, a neighbor, said, "Actually, the city wall built on the mountain is mainly to prevent chariots, as long as the chariots can't come, Wei State can't attack the city and grab the land quickly, and the speed of the march can't be so fast." ”

Xianbei pointed at Uncle Mu as if he was pointing at the students and said, "What you say makes sense!" That's it. ”

Uncle Mu is also in his thirties, less than forty years old, according to the thinking logic before Xianbei crosses, he should be the same age as Uncle Mu, the kind that can be hugged and carried on his back, so he and Uncle Mu talk, there is no difference between young and old.

But his three elder brothers didn't see it that way, thinking that their fourth brother was too rude: what's the matter, if you fall and break your head, you won't do such basic things as respecting the elders and loving the young?

However, the three elder brothers still thought that the younger brother was "not awake", so they did not point out the fault with his speech.

A dozen of them walked up the mountain, each with a long knife hanging from his waist, and each of them holding the hilt of the knife, leaning forward and climbing up the mountain. He also had a long knife at his waist, the handle and scabbard were crudely made, and he pulled out the knife and shook it a few times in the sun, and the knife was very bright and dazzling.

He shook to a person behind him, and the man said, "Brother Xianbei, your knife is so bright!" ”

He looked back and saw that he was a stocky man, in his twenties, so he smiled at him and said, "It seems that our relationship is quite good?" What's your name? ”

The stocky man said, "It seems that you really fell so hard that you don't even know me?" I'm Gao Feng, do you remember? ”

Xianbei smiled perfunctorily and said, "Come to think of it, you are Gao Feng, I said your name is too much......"

As soon as I looked at his expression, I knew that he was prevaricating, and he didn't recognize Gao Feng at all.

Gao Feng put his arms around a shy young man walking beside him and said to Xianbei, "What about this?" Do you know this? ”

Of course, Xianbei didn't know him, and he said, "Isn't this my bride?" ”

Everyone laughed "coaxing".

In Beijing, 2,441 years later, it is common for good friends to make such jokes among themselves, and even these young professors cannot help but make such jokes with some feminine colleagues and partners, which is nothing. However, he didn't think about whether anyone in Qin Jiangong's seventh year made such a joke?

There really is! Xianbei, the fourth elder of the Xian family, made this kind of joke with this shy young man, but he didn't say that he was his own bride, but said that he was his mother-in-law.

Although the cunning Gao Feng also laughed with everyone, he could see that Xianbei was still dazed and didn't recognize who his bride was, so he said, "Can he still remember his name?" ”

Xianbei was embarrassed for a moment, grinned, and said, "I can't remember...... Didn't I tell you, I came back in time, from a city more than 2,000 years later, you don't want to test me, just make me clear - I don't know how to come, I don't know how to go back, so I have to mess with you, I'm honest, you don't have to be false. ”

Xianbei simply stood down, inserted the knife in his hand into the scabbard, stretched out his hand to a few people behind him, and said, "Let's get to know each other." ”

He's going to shake hands with them one by one, but where do they know this?

Xianbei looked at them stunned by their outstretched hands, and knew that they didn't understand the intersection etiquette after two thousand four hundred and forty-one years. During the Warring States period, what did people do? Oh, hands intertwined, two thumbs out, this, this.

Xianbei thought about it, so he made the gesture of meeting and bowing during the Warring States period. When everyone saw it, they all folded their hands, stretched out their thumbs, and returned the salute to Xianbei, and even his three elder brothers and his neighbor Uncle Mu returned the salute to Xianbei.

Gao Feng pointed to Xianbei's "bride" and said to Xianbei, "This is Fengji." ”

Feng Ji bowed to Xianbei and said, "Fourth brother." ”

Gao Feng dragged a clever boy from behind him, and said to Xianbei, "You went to Mu Tong's house to steal apricots, and there was one eye-catching, and it was this one, Huang Can." ”

Huang Can poked his head out, made a grimace at Xianbei, and said, "Brother Xiaobei, you don't even know me anymore?" ”

Xianbei said, "Didn't I tell you, I'm in that situation, don't care." Gao Feng, how can you nominate Uncle Mu's surname? ”

"Hey," Gao Feng said, "our two families are relatives, you call him uncle, but he is my brother-in-law." My sister is his concubine, and I grew up in his house. ”

"Oh," Xianbei understood, and he said, "then you two are not far away." ”

Mu Tong said, "We are all in the same village. ”

Huang Can teased Xianbei and said, "You don't know what our village is called, right?" ”

Gao Feng said, "How does he know, you still don't understand what he said?" He is not the original soul of Xianbei, but the possession of another person. ”

The eldest brother Xiandong scolded Gao Feng, "Nonsense! ”

Gao Feng pointed to Xianbei and said, "You ask him, yes or no?" ”

Xianbei saw that the eldest brother had three points of anger, so he said a steamed word, he said, "Yes, no, I am Xianbei, who else can I be, I just fell that moment, shook my head for a while, and forgot everything." Really, what is our village called? ”

Gao Feng said, "It's called Wujiawa Village." Our village is in a mountain valley, there are five surnames, Xian, Gao, Huang, Feng, Mu, these five surnames, there is no sixth surname. ”

Xianbei turned his head to look at the two boys at the back of the line and said, "Who are those two?" ”

"Ah, you said the two of them," Gao Feng said, "the dumb uncle who wears the crown is Huang Can, who can be heard by others, but cannot learn it, only wah-wh-wow-wow; The other is named Mu Zhi, my brother-in-law's own nephew. ”