Chapter 13 Inject a drop of water in ordinary times, and have a hall of afterlife when it is difficult

"Why do I think your gesture is rude? Feeling offended? ”

Hu Tao keenly sensed Anping's malice, and stared at Anping with beautiful plum blossom eyes.

"Ahem, Master Hu, I don't know what you're talking about? Oh yes, what about Mr. Zhongli? Didn't he come with you? ”

A drop of cold sweat swept across An Ping's back, and he quickly pretended to tear away the topic and mix it up.

"Zhongli, he went to the back kitchen to watch the chef cook."

Hu Tao is free and easy by nature, and in a blink of an eye, he left what he had just done behind him and let Anping successfully pass the test.

???

But after listening to Hu Tao's words, it was Anping's turn to have a question mark in his head.

Mr. Zhongli went to the back kitchen to watch the chef cook?

What kind of strange hobby is this?

Seeing that An Ping had doubts, Hu Tao explained:

Although Zhongli seems to be young, it feels like he understands everything. He was the same last time he went to Xinyue Xuan to eat, because he didn't eat seafood, he only ordered their Mingyue eggs. As a result, he ran to the kitchen to stare at the chef to guide them in mixing egg liquid, which scared the boss of Xinyuexuan and thought that a peer had come to smash the field, and personally came to supervise the serving process. But I still like the seafood of Xinyuexuan, but unfortunately I came to the glazed pavilion today, so it should be very suitable for Zhongli's taste. ”

“…”

An Ping now found that he was completely fooled by Zhongli.

Obviously, the protagonist of today's treat is Hu Tao, but how do you feel that you are completely currying favor with Zhongli!

Put the cart before the horse!

"Hahaha, the location of the Crescent Moon Xuan can't be booked, and the master of Hu Tang will be settled."

At this point, Anping can only try to be round.

I just hope that when Hu Tao hesitates, Zhongli can double down on his behalf.

"I don't care, as long as it's delicious, I like it."

Hu Tao held his face, swayed slightly, humming a tune he had never heard before, and looked like he was looking forward to today's dinner.

Suddenly, Hu Tao looked at An Ping with an expression on his face that he remembered something, and felt that it was too troublesome to walk over, so he shook the leg of the chair and moved the position next to An Ping.

"By the way, Zhongli seems to have told me just now, can you help me expand the business of the Afterlife Hall, what is it? Tell the hall master about it! ”

Speaking of this, Hu Tao clapped his hands.

"I remember, the last time you went to sea, you told me that you would help me reorganize the package of the Afterlife, and that it would make my business prosperous, what is it? Don't sell it with me anymore! ”

"Don't worry, Master Hu, let me ask Hall Master Hu first, are you interested in expanding the business of the Hall of the Dead to the living?"

Anping looked at Hu Tao in an unfathomable tone and asked.

Hu Tao really fell into deep thought.

Paimon and Ying both looked at Anping strangely after hearing this, and they suddenly didn't understand what it meant to extend to living people.

"No, if we cremate the living and put them in coffins, we will definitely be captured by the Millelith Army."

Hu Tao finished thinking and gave An Ping's unexpected answer.

Even Paimon and Ying looked at Hu Tao in shock, who gave a serious answer.

Now they finally understand what kind of business Master Hu does, and then think of the preferential gift package she said just now, buy one get one free...

It can only be said that Liyue is worthy of the commercial capital, and no one usually wants this kind of discount.

"That's not what you mean by letting you expand your business to living people!"

Anping took the case.

"Oh, we seem to have a lot of fun."

Zhongli, who supervised the dishes from the back kitchen, knew a little bit about everything, just pushed the door in.

"It just so happens that Mr. Zhongli is also here, sit down, everyone is here, let me explain my thoughts to you."

Anping gave Zhongli a look you know, but Zhongli just sat down and looked at him with interest, and Hu Tao also lay down in front of Anping and waited to hear how he could help him expand his business to living people.

Paimon and Ying also looked at Anping expectantly, and after knowing what Hall Master Hu did, they were more curious than Hu Tao about how Anping could help Hu Tao expand his business.

"Ahem."

Being watched by so many people, Anping has the burden of idols. After sitting upright, he cleared his throat and began to recite the manuscript he had prepared, imitating the appearance of the instructors who had blurred his memory of success.

"First of all, I would like to give an affirmation to Master Hu's hard work in expanding the business of the Afterlife Hall, it was her indomitable will that inspired me to this idea."

"Don't dare to be, don't dare to be."

Hu Tao heard Anping's compliment, and hurriedly arched his hand, although he said modest words, his face was full of pride.

I'm not really praising you!

This is the unanimous thought in everyone's minds.

"But I have to point out that Hu Tangzhu's approach is extremely negligent, that is, ignoring the actual needs of customers, blind sales lead to mediocre results."

"Wait! I disagree! Death is a must for everyone, how can it not be the actual needs of customers? ”

Hu Tao raised his hand in displeasure.

"Hall Master Hu is also going to eat tomorrow, but will you eat tomorrow's meal today just because you are going to eat tomorrow?"

Fortunately, Anping thought that Hu Tao would definitely say this, and prepared a countermeasure in advance.

Sure enough, after listening to An Ping's example, Hu Tao put down his hand thoughtfully.

But she didn't feel that there was anything wrong with her thoughts, she just felt that what An Ping said was as reasonable as herself.

Master Hu is a reasonable person.

"So I noticed the blind spot that Hall Master Hu didn't notice, because my work is relatively dangerous, but generally speaking, I don't die easily, so I sometimes think about how good it would be if Hall Master Hu's preferential gift package could be exchanged for Mora to pay for medical expenses after I was injured..."

When Anping said this, Hu Tao was still tilting his head, and a light had flashed in Zhongli's eyes, who were pinching his chin.

"Oh? I seem to see what you mean, yes, yes, it's a very genius idea. ”

Zhongli was extremely appreciative of An Ping's idea.

"Wait, what's the genius here? In that case, won't my coffin be sold? ”

Hu Tao hadn't been able to grasp the essence of Anping's thoughts.

"But the injured don't need a coffin to put it, they need a medical bill. As for the coffin of the Hu Hall Master, it can be used only after they have died. ”

"No, no, isn't that what I mean if I have to compensate them for their medical expenses, and wait for them to handle the funeral after they die, so that the Hall of the Dead will become a good hall completely?"

Hu Tao is not like Zhongli, he still can't figure out the key for a while, and he needs to dial it up.

"Wrong Ladhu Hall Master, our fees are not just charged on one person, but countless people in Liyue and even in the entire Teyvat continent will be included in this business. That is to say, it is equivalent to pooling everyone's money together, and then distributing it to those who need it. ”

"I'm going to call this new business Insurance."

When Anping finished explaining, Zhongli nodded, but Ying looked at Anping with a frown.

Hu Tao's eyes also flashed.