Chapter Ninety-Six: Drunken Gaffes

"Eh, eh, eh! My hat! The inexplicable wind that only targeted Mona almost rolled her hat into the air, but fortunately Mona held it down in time.

But the wind did not stop from nowhere, but became more and more manic, blowing so that Mona could not even open her eyes, and the cloak on her shoulders and her waist-length double ponytail also swayed high with the wind.

"Clothes, clothes are going to be blown away!" Mona could only hold her hat with one hand and grab the cloak on her shoulder with the other, but the pervasive wind had already blown into Mona's clothes, tearing at the thin fabric.

"Stop! I quit! I quit! All this happened too fast, seeing that Mona was about to lose spring, Anping hurriedly hugged her petite body in his arms to cover it.

The wind finally stopped. A disgraced Mona raised her head and glared at An Ping.

"You did it on purpose, right?!" How could Mona not think that the punishment just now was caused by the existence of the forbidden because she divined, and An Ping, the culprit who induced her to divination, was obviously aware.

An Ping hurriedly let go of his hand.

"I don't know anything... It has nothing to do with me... Other... Other... Other! ”duang! After smashing a flower pot on Anping's head, Mona left in a huff.

"You... Are you okay..."The nearby knight of Favonius hurriedly came over to ask An Ping, who still had a flower on his head, if he needed help, An Ping waved his hand to indicate that it was okay, and then lost a flower pot money.

"Oops, how did you get like this..."Wendy, who had finished playing the poem, walked over and asked knowingly.

"Isn't this due to some unscrupulous wind god?" An Ping gritted his teeth and asked rhetorically word by word.

But in the end, it can only be blamed on Anping himself, curious about what will happen to Mona's divination gods.

"You can't blame me, you can't divinate anything related to the gods, let alone divinate the fate of the gods themselves? Fortunately, the object of divination is me, and if I were to change to a god with a violent personality, I'm afraid I would have already been punished by the gods. Wendy spread his hands out, indicating that it had nothing to do with him, and then he stood on tiptoe and put his arm around An Ping's shoulders and whispered in his ear: "But don't you think it's still earning?" How about a glass of cider? ”

"Earn a ghost!" Anping now wants to give Wendy an over-the-shoulder throw.

"Don't say that, it's not always like this opportunity to embrace the girl in your arms, you should still thank me."

"Thank you for letting me get a flower pot at the same time, the wind rating has also dropped, right?" The more Anping thought about it, the more angry he became.

"Don't care about those little things, youth is always accompanied by all kinds of ups and downs, which is worth eulogizing. Why don't you sit down with me and tell me about what happened in Liyue, you've probably met the old man, right? Tell me how he's doing. ”

"I've been an old friend of him for thousands of years, and it's easy to talk about it if he asks him to help sign it..."Wendy put her arm around Anping and coaxed him to the angel's gift.

Mr. Charles, the bartender, changed his face when he saw Wendy. The bard's stacked bill drawers are almost full!

It was said that he would use the resident song to pay off the debt for a day and a week, and I don't know how Master Diluc could tolerate him to continue to pay on credit like this!

? After making sure that it was Anping who paid the bill, Charles brought the four glasses of cider that Wendy had asked for.

At noon, there were few people in the tavern, and it seemed relatively deserted, Anping and Wendy found a corner table and sat down.

As Anping sipped, he began to tell the story of what had happened in Liyue. Wendy mentions signing... This is already a side-knock threatening to him.

Now it's all right. He has inexplicably become the unjust wallet of the two gods. I just hope that for the sake of these offerings, they can help themselves cover up more.

Therefore, I don't do bad things in my life, and I am not afraid of God knocking on the door in the middle of the night. Alas. Fortunately, Mora is not even a number for Anping now.

To borrow a phrase from the Rock Emperor, he is wealth itself!

"It turns out that the old man has also become an ordinary person named Zhongli? For his dead brain, this should be a big change. Wendy sighed with emotion.

"Come with me to meet him when the time comes, I buried a bottle of old wine in the wind, and I will use it as a condolence... Once upon a time, we gods used to gather and drink together in Liyue..."Wendy's tone was nostalgic.

"Hey, this is the first time I've heard of this." The fact that there was no legend about the Seven Gods gathering in Liyue was a bit strange to Anping.

"It's all too old to talk about, and five of my former friends have passed away... Ah, by the way, is the old man still strong? How much strength is left? I shouldn't be sent flying like this, right? Wendy led the conversation to a place that Anping was more interested in.

"Wait, aren't you old friends with Zhongli... What the hell did you do to get beaten by him?! ”

"Hey. Anyway, let him help sign it... It's definitely okay to sign..."... When Ying found the angel's gift after listening to Mona's complaints, she saw the picture of An Ping holding Wendy with a mouthful of wine and holding a wine glass and complaining about Zhongli.

"You see me burping at the mention of his name... Wendy, tell me about his past... Let me go back and talk to him... Hiccup..."Wendy didn't dare to talk at all.

Looking at An Ping, who was completely drunk by Wendy and looked exactly like an alcoholic, Ying slapped his head. How did it come to be like this... Anyway, if he returns to Liyue, he won't be suppressed to the Lonely Cloud Pavilion, probably not... In the end, Anping, who was drunk by Wendy, was still helped back to the Knights' room by Ying.

By the time Anping woke up the next morning and recalled what had happened yesterday, he was already too late to regret it.

Saying that today is the day when Noelle's confinement ends, Anping glanced at it and it was still early, so he quickly got up to wash off the residual alcohol on his body, changed into clean clothes and hurried down to wait outside the confinement to greet Noelle.

At a quarter past eight, Captain Jean had just pushed open the door of the Knights, and the lock of the confinement chamber sounded.

"Wow! Klee's confinement is finally over! As soon as the door of the confinement room opened, Klee rushed out first.

"Big fish... Oh no, it's Brother Anping! Klee rushed out and saw Anping and threw herself into his arms.

"While Captain Qin hasn't found out yet, hurry up and take Klee to a place where Captain Qin doesn't know to fry fish!" Anping:

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"Klee, hand over all the bombs on you." The head of the gate had a serious expression and stretched out his hand to Klee.

"Woo-" Klee was taken to the office by Captain Jean to check for prohibited items on her.